Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the p
lug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
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Mon Mar 2 '09 6:39:51 am
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WhammyFreak
Plays: Keyboards (17 years)
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Oh man...a friend just showed me This Song and I can't get it out of my head...it's really cool.
Totally funky, reminds me of the Beatles in a way, the composition traits are similar to some of their work...
Very unconventional, nice piece of work...
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Mon Mar 2 '09 7:07:08 am
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Floop67
Travis Cazel Rockton, IL USA Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hey Joe Satriani! i just wanted to say thank you for all your help. I was looking through insane solos on youtube and your name poped up so i checked it out and i was literaly blown away! ive been teaching myself to play guitar for a little over a year now and ive got a lot of musical influence in my family, my dad was in a lot of cover bands and my mom and her brothers all play various musical instruments but nothing really blew me away like listening to some of your songs. They made me go get my guitar and immidiately try to play something wild and extreme. Your influence helped me write a song that I believe is amazing and im going to try to start a band to play it! so i just wanted to thank you for your influence and your ability to kick ass in peoples lives because its really inspiring. so thank you!
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Mon Mar 2 '09 8:13:36 am
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sad guitar happy
melbourne, victoria australia Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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hey skippygirl,yes,my son and i went to joes second concert on the 12,(i had to sweettalk security to let my son in,he was 15yo then.)we had the best time,and it was my sons first concert too.we cant wait for his next one here.my son and i are learning a few songs of joes, gee their fun to play,we can play all of always with me, and bits of his other songs,but we now endevor to complete them,man thats a lotta work,but definitly wont be dissapointed,his songs..."mesmerising"...is there a song youd like to play,id say always with me is the best choice to start of with,not so much leggatos.
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Mon Mar 2 '09 10:27:00 am
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473 UK Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Skippygirl: I wish, it's on the college radio. We nearly have a website though, so I'll link to that when it gets set up. Nothing great, but it's early days, so onwards and upwards!
Ibadaz: Well, if I can get hold of the G3 version, I'll play it! Hendrix=check. Got Little Wing and 'Haze in the pipeline ( got to play something vaguely recognisable...) And, I wish, this is an educational establishment. I'd probably be given a severe talking to if I played anything with fook in it :)
Listening to: My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama by...G3 (got it on Spotify)
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Mon Mar 2 '09 10:30:30 am
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sad guitar happy
melbourne, victoria australia Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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hi dream3,hows it goin mate,geez i like your name ,sounds like a satch song,(its not is it)i know mine isnt.do you have a favorite song of joes...their all classics arent they.and their not easy to play.can you play any of his songs.
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Mon Mar 2 '09 10:41:42 am
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wolf2
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...Hey doe,s everbuddy know the new secret? well alright i guess if you have not been checking because their was none compliment,s value motor oil at the grocery store like at the sobeys stores that sell complitemnts iga sobeys foodland whatever it,s well it,s been helping me out this winter like my ski-doo is oil injected but it may or may not be working properly so i run premix as well like oil in my gas and believe it or not i buy the complimets value 10w30 i looked all this up first and i mix it in my gas it cost about well less then half aliter of 2 stroke oil it,s a real old trick i have been doing for about 20 years yeah years ago old outboards boat motors required mixing in the fuel with sae 30 this is sae 10 w 30 light weight then heavy it works perfect saves me lots of money now were laughing atleast i am compliments oil perfect later wolf2 their 3.29 at my iga like where i shop later wolf2.
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Mon Mar 2 '09 11:10:03 am
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awg5150
Andy Gabriel wrexham, clwyd Wales , UK Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Hi,
I am lucky enough to own a JS2PRM, and have noticed that there is one for sale on ebay for a large amount of cash. That aside, the guy is claiming that only 36 of these were ever made and not the 60 as previously thought. He says that 8 of these went to Joe. Can anyone shed any light on whether this is correct.
Cheers
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Mon Mar 2 '09 11:25:46 am
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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sounds like a bit of a random thing yet precise to say, but i don't really know why Joe would need 8 of one guitar, he keeps all of his collection of guitars in one place aparently, him n mike go over to check em out now and again i remember reading or hearing somewhere before
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Mon Mar 2 '09 11:47:03 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Wow, it must be like a year at least since I was here!!! So how is everyone? What's new in Satchland?
And, perhaps most importantly, what's the album with the longest title in the world like?
NM
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Mon Mar 2 '09 11:59:28 am
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cheese101
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Chad....it's later this month but I'm ignoring it.
Mckenna, u feel absolutely awful cuz of the stuff u put in yer body ya eedge. And I ain't talkin bout Chinese food.
Matt, congrats on the drivers license and the job, yer movin up in the world :)
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Mon Mar 2 '09 1:09:40 pm
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wolf2
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...your right lisa mcdonal from new,s at the wolf radio station i heard you say it before on the radio the secret is getting a diagnosis yes for psychatric but listen to me it is not free!! no most certainly not my schizophrenia diagnosis was almost 1 million dollars thats how much money i had to come up with this winter you see when you know an art the diagnosis is not free you see i was taught the martial art kung fu by bruce lee im also joe satrianis guitar playing teacher i also know and own muscle house and the arts of weight lifting for succeess in 98 or 99 my 15% dillusiondisorder diagnosis cost me 117 942 dollars whic i paid during the sentence when i was out for a while arts is not free so like my compliments oil and all i had to get all this money was my formula mx ski-doo 1985 and still have to make money to live im nearly run into the ground from it later wolf2.
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Mon Mar 2 '09 1:28:46 pm
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473 UK Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Scuabgod: Maybe i was being too subtle, I knew you were joking...Sarcasm is the highest form of intelligence, never forget that. :) So far, it just goes direct around college, but the grand plan is to get it webcastable...I'll keep you updated.
Listening to: Summer Song off Live! by Joe
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Mon Mar 2 '09 1:39:54 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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T-bone...a german peep, personaly i like german people, apart from being incredibly intelligent & that shows because "NOTHING they make thats new dies on yer ass in under 80 years" they love great music in all forms.....gotta luv the jerrys
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Mon Mar 2 '09 1:51:07 pm
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cheese101
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slans, thanks....I knew of the German reference of course as to what a "kraut" is, but have no idea why Chad would call me that or what it has to do with my birthday....still wondering about that Chadley....
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Mon Mar 2 '09 2:56:20 pm
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