Finally Joe posted, been a while, how do you celebrate xmas/newyears? got kinda tired of seeing white so blue is nice, I would like to also see some purple there too,

Someone explain what I am missing

Blue........Joe Purple......Stu (Right?) Green.......Webmaster

Skippygirl--That F chord is brutal! I am stretching my fingers everywhich way and OUCH!! The first 2 basic chord are no prob!!

So much catching up to do!!!

I found out who that alien in the Podcasts is---Steve Vai!!!! lmao!!

Yes this will be my only post and I may have spent too much time registering and all that jazz but I felt that it needed to be written.

Joe, get over yourself. Yep I said it. So what. You can play guitar and so can a million others. A great many with much more skill and creativity than you.

Songs get hacked all the time. Matter of fact go back into your catalog. I bet more than a few comparisons can be made but no ones crying about how there feelings have been hurt. If your shot of cash make another album with Yngwie or give a few lessons to some other rocker or something. FWIW... Its not really that close and who cares more importantly.

My nephew really thought you were a great guitarist until I turned him onto a couple of song writers than didn't jiz all over themselves with some stupid noodling over a few cords.

Your ego is unprecedented. Matter of fact I had the unfortunate displeasure of meeting you in the late eighties in Michigan. What a tool. My buddies and just laughed at you denying autographs to people who cared. For the record, I assure all of you it wasn't me. but think what you want because this message is for poor Joey

wow leave for a short time and look at all the pages.

1st Happy new year to joe and all t2j'ers. nice to see some blue type again.

Slans--You and Al and Campbell are quite a team! As musicians it is within your power to conquer the world!!

Slans--Your wife is one very fortunate woman!!! What a handsome hunk you are!!!! Are you sure Al isn't your nephew?

HOLY CANNOLI!! TUESDAYSCHILD--YOU NEED THERAPY HELP!! GET ON THE NEXT PLANE TO OAKLAND, SAN FRANCISCO OR SAN JOSE AND JOIN THE DEPRESSION THERAPY GROUPS AT EL CAMINO HOSPITAL IN MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA PLEASE EMAIL ME AT mfmoritz@sbcglobal.net ASAP! DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS ILLNESS!!! DON'T BECOME A STATISTIC!! WRITE DOWN ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO BE GRATEFUL FOR AND LET IT SOAK IN TO YOUR CONCIOUSNESS!!

I hope I'm not too late!!! Stupid communication breakdowns!! What have I done to help lift conciousness on this site??????? After all, Spirituality Rules----"Taking Offense" by Mary Baker Eddy from Miscellaneous Writings. 19th century--but still relevant today!!

Love, Peace and Joy and Spiritual power and humor in 2009 that's what I ask.

anibur, woweewowow! Thanks for that! I sent that link to a lot of friends. Me mum had a heart attack whilst at my oldest nephews graduation back in '94 I think it was. She didn't feel good, and had pain in her chest, but just brushed it off until she couldn't stand it anymore and had to be rushed to the hospital at 2 a.m. She was actually to scared to go to the hospital ffs! She was afraid they were going to tell her she was having a heart attack, cause she didn't want one. lol! She's a funny bird that one is. She had a second heart attack 2 years later, and had bypass surgery. She's still hangin' tough, but it's all good.

Cappy, yes sir, that was me that got spanked by Joe. I later explained to him what the deal was and we had a laugh. Luni's everywhere I tells ya! Good times man, good times.

Michelle--You are either #1 or very close to the top of the T2Jers list of most present fans on this site. A real blessing for Joe. I promise I won't let the trolls and evil monsters drive me into a hole again. Joe has won me over with his honesty and sincere, joyous music. What more proof do I need----super sonic soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My newest music CDs--THE BEST OF YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, THE MILLENNIUM COLLECTION and STEVE MORSE BAND, SPLIT DECISION. Rock on!!!

LOVELIFETRUTHSOULSPIRITMINDPRINCIPLE ;-)

GoldenGirl2:Al,Campbell & Cube are my plastic surgeons & me theirs...ok we got wolf2 wrong & had a terrible time fishin that gerbil out Als rectum...nasty! Cube got it all leftside n sent the wrong 1/4 inch jacks n Al sued the bejaysus out of us......we are still paying for his geetar amp fxs n hols..correction.... we pay his parents bwahaha

for the record, i dont hold anything against Tuesdays Child, sounds like she has had it REAL hard, if i understand correct her man commited suicide n left her with 3 lil peeps t bring up on her own & while i understand her point of view & Als which is a complex issue for anyone t understand that doesnt live in Ireland, i just have t say

Its goin t be ok hon...slan passes a big hug.....

Thanks Igneuciseman- that was very informative. specially about the sharpshooters.

JS1200,Js1000-thanks for the breakdown. as before i don't have any of my gear hear yet. so it will be sometime till i can pick up a guitar. forgot to mention the drum solo following that was very reminiscient of Neil Peart of Rush, awsome stuff!! i think Jeff is a kickass drummer.

anibur, tell him he really needs to see the hot chick at the END of the vid. lol!!

or...

Hand him the laptop again and ask him to watch it. If he hands it back to you, close the lid, and whack him in the head with it full throttle. When he gets to the hospital, tell the doc he was complaining of chest pain and fell over and hit his noggin. Tell the doc you think they need to run some tests to make sure he doesn't have any blockages.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

whoa! holy shit!! WTF!! - sorry for the bad news. man...this SUCKS!!!!

John Travolta's 16-year-old son dies in Bahamas Jan. 2, 2009, 5:39 PM EST

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) -- John Travolta's teenage son, Jett, died in the Bahamas after falling ill and hitting his head at his family's vacation home, police said Friday. A house caretaker found Jett, 16, unconscious in a bathroom late Friday morning. He was taken by ambulance to a Freeport hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to a statement from chief police superintendent Basil Rahming.

John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston walks with the couple's son Jett during a Hawaiian vacation in May 2007. (ŠPacific Coast News)

The teenager had last been seen going into the bathroom on Thursday and had a history of seizures, according to the statement. Police said they are planning an autopsy to determine the cause of death.

Another police spokeswoman, Loretta Mackey, said Jett apparently hit his head on the bathtub.

A spokeswoman for Rand Memorial Hospital in Freeport said she could not release any information because of privacy concerns.

Jett was the oldest child of Travolta and his wife, actress Kelly Preston, who also have an 8-year-old daughter. The family arrived on a private plane Tuesday and had been vacationing at their home in the Old Bahama Bay resort community.

"The Travolta family has become like family to us at Old Bahama Bay and we extend our deepest sympathies to them," said Robert Gidel, president of Ginn Resorts, the property's owner.

.... a billion ways t exit life but y just need one