Hi Joe!......hey ..I am glad I changed my name to Satriella...a sales guy talked to me the other day and when I said my name...he said it was unusual so I explained how it came about and he said "Oh wow I am a Joe Satriani fan too"...so I told him I had drawn you lots. Next time he rang he said that he had checked out my drawings and now had one as his desktop picture!
Glitzman - Thanks for caring!
Ibanez-god - Actually you are wrong....we love being invited in!
Things mum taught me....
RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week!"
LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why."
FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
IRONY
"Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to CRY ABOUT!"
OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'til those lima beans are gone!"
HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't
exaggerate!!!"
CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
Marriage reflections...
"My wife and I found the secret to a peaceful marriage several years ago - separate bedrooms. I sleep in the east bedroom and she sleeps in a different part of town."
Mike Nichols
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
Hemant Joshi
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them."
Alexandre Dumas
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'"
Sigmund Freud
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
2) Whenever you're right, shut up."
Ogden Nash
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
Anonymous
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
Henny Youngman
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
Milton Berle
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
Anonymous
hahaha
Hugs Satriella xx
