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wolf2

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....Buddy, did I ever tell you what I had happen to me.The truth is my schizophrenia is nothing doesnt effect me in any way I entirely for get about it 7 milligrams of name brand risperdal bad cholesterol doesnt effect me 10 milligrams of lipitor.What did effect me to maybe cause all my troubles and disablement was this their was A water pump in this house meant to supply function to eldererly senior women of 85 years of age the pump ,pumps it from the well man so i looked all this up on my compeuter this thing was for them for rotate carlage movement man it made my entire brain and body barely function and my mother this thing makes the water to the 85 year old lady can move her arma and have a brain that suits her movement! my brain felt like a stagasaurs rex looks man and my mother so i told my mom,i said that pumps about to die i will install exactly what we need right joe 3 or 4 years later i am perfectly fine with a water pump desighned for a 28 to 47 year old man or and like it works for your parents up to unlimited age the way this thing is made been fine ever since yep yours later wolf2 before internet lack of information you know? later wolf2.
Sun Jan 11 '09 3:45:18 pm Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Go Steelers!!! Way to Super bowl XLII!!!! Go Big Ben!!
Sun Jan 11 '09 6:14:27 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Al--When ya comin over to Cali again? When you visit Sacto, maybe you can meet Arnie. What did ya think of the vid Michelle posted to us--SUNDAY AFTERNOON? Why would someone have a spinning colored lights disco ball in their living room? Weird!!

Dang! My Steve has a cold and is grouchy as hell!

Later,

GG2

Sun Jan 11 '09 10:12:11 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Michelle--What's up with that colored lights disco ball in that vid SUNDAY AFTERNOON? I couldn't believe my eyes. Who would have something like that in their house?

I'm feeling loooooooopppppppyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

GoldenGirl2

Sun Jan 11 '09 10:17:17 pm Set this message as last read

Sylvan

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Hey Joe, we missed you, it's been a one and half year since last concert... Please come to Turkey once more to charm us with your magical notes :D
Mon Jan 12 '09 12:42:24 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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GGirl, I have one of those lights in my basement. Got it when the kids were younger. Makes for fun parties MINUS the disco music.

Happy freakin' Monday peeps!!

Mon Jan 12 '09 3:41:59 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

Mon Jan 12 '09 5:01:25 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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a thought just occured to me, if u hold one nostril shut, do you breath in half the amount of air or use less of your lungs?


that could have been usefull int eh film apollo 13 where they have to preserve air since the calculations were wrong


i shud email this to nasa
Mon Jan 12 '09 5:53:49 am Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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OK, so now I've put the album ratings on the main collection lists as well, now it's really easy to run down the list rating every item, you can try it here.

Also, notice on the right? I've made a slideshow of all items in the collection (well most of the type so far). So as you are checking content out, something cool might pop up there, and you can click it to check it out.

Roo

Mon Jan 12 '09 5:57:49 am Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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NASAL should be highly interested
Mon Jan 12 '09 6:33:40 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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ba dom dom dish
Mon Jan 12 '09 6:44:34 am Set this message as last read

Soul To Strings
Brad Moore
Lakeland, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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For anyone into the ballad instrumentals or softer tunes, be sure to check out new instrumental guitarist soul to strings.

www.soultostrings.com

Rock on satch fans...Joe is THE living legend on the 6 stringer!

Mon Jan 12 '09 7:33:53 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland.....What Up Peeps?

Man, I'm so far behind on the posts. I've ben' crazy busy.

Max Cady Band recently recorded/mixed the Blues Classic "Born In Chicgo" by Paul Butterfield in my studio. We've entered a local contest where Chicago bands pick a cover song from a provided list to be included on a movie about The Chicago Cubs. This is our entry and we threw up a video camera just to document the recording. We did this in one take and it came out great. Looking at this vid I didn't realize how much Joe was in this vid. Meaning our SWTA mural is in the background, I'm wearing Joe's tour shirt from SBM, and I'm playing through my JSX head. The only thing missing is.....Joe. Well, you can't have everything but I'm very happy with what I have....lol.... Let me know what you think.

"Born In Chicago"

Have A Great Day Everyone !!!!!

Edit..... Those linky things got me again.......



Edited Mon Jan 12 '09 9:19 am

Mon Jan 12 '09 9:16:27 am Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Hello all! Welcome to Monday. Hope all is well with you guys. I hear Joe, Sammy, Mike and Chad are in the studio!! Great!! You can't even imagine how happy this makes a 42 year old bald man. Anyway, I wanted to join in on the Berklee online classes that started today but ya know it's not so much the recession it's this gosh darn cash flow prob. Keep it real
Mon Jan 12 '09 10:41:58 am Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Keniko Grewat vid Keep Rockin'
Mon Jan 12 '09 10:57:42 am Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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here's my version of If I could fly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQQkP3oSOw

Mon Jan 12 '09 1:24:56 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Hey Satchland...

I get to audition for a local band tomorrow night called the "Swing Dogs"..lol. I guess they are fairly well established and a couple of the guys have some schooling under their belts. I don't think I'll need the satchurator for this gig. Probably just the three T's...telecaster, tube screamer & twin reverb.....ok I'm bringing my delay pedal too....I can't help it.

Mon Jan 12 '09 1:34:05 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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SuperDave - good luck! Hope you get it.
Mon Jan 12 '09 1:45:52 pm Set this message as last read

hrblocked
Justin Gleeson
Seattle, WA
USA
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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Hey guys haven't been on here in a while. I lost my job last week, so I've had a little more time to get on the computer and play my guitar. I'm at a crossroads in my life. I need to think about what I want to do with my life. Anyways, just thought I'd stop in and say hi. Joe, hope you're doing well too! cya soon, hrblocked
Mon Jan 12 '09 1:52:39 pm Set this message as last read

Glitz Man
Grant Stieglitz
Fort Wayne, Indiana
USA
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Hey Everyone,

Time for me to communicate with you all. I got today off so I try to get things caught up as usual (paying rent, cleaning, grocery shopping, laundry, etc.) I have been writing down a number of races that I might be doing this year. About three or four of them are marathons. There are also some 5K's, 10K's, Half-Marathons, etc.

Speaking of marathons, I had this weird but cool idea. I thought about running at least one marathon on each of the seven continents. What do you think? It has happened before by a few people.

The weather is starting to get colder again. We are going to be getting hit with snow as well as temperatures below zero this week.

SuperDaveMcCarthy: Congratulations on your audition. I hope you get the gig with the "Swing Dogs". You're not bringing the Satchurator? I think you should man.

Igneousiceman: The reason why watches aren't allowed is because this is a "Prediction Time". Therefore, we have to predict the time we are going to run it in. We have to pick the time first, and then run the race. Watches aren't allowed because if anybody wears one, that will be cheating and result in a disqualification. By the way, thank you for checking out our hotel (online). I hope you can travel over here and check it out. You can request me if you like for any assistance, if you come to Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA.

Skippygirl: Thank you for the motivation my Aussie friend. I hope it works for "ALL" my races. Does this whole neuro-linguistic programming work on almost everything? How's your guitar playing going? I don't play, but I did sing, but I lost it when I was getting into my teens. I'm trying to get it back. I like to sing and dance. LOL.

Gotta Have Joe: Kayla, Happy (Belated) Birthday.

GoldenGirl2: How are you and Steve doing? Is he over that dog-gone cold?

Michelle: That is awesome that the Eagles and Steelers both won their games. Now that you mentioned it, I am guessing it will be a matchup between both of those teams in the Super Bowl. What do you think?

Slashroom: Ha, Ha, Ha!!! That has got to be one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. I-D That is why I prefer to live the single life (for now).

Keniko: How's it going man? Glad to hear that your band is doing great. It is going great for me at work (the brand new Fort Wayne Holiday Inn). Check us out online. We're the hotel with the new "H" logo. Any more information about it, let me know.

Gotta run! I got about a few more things to get done and then it is back to work tomorrow morning. I'll see if I can get some running in as well. Talk with you all later.

CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW FORT WAYNE HOLIDAY INN HOTEL (AT IPFW & THE COLISEUM) ONLINE EVERYONE!!! Just spreading the word around to all of you. See ya!!!

Mon Jan 12 '09 2:12:36 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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roo--Your gatekeeper says I am not authorized to post comments to your site.

I am knackered!

GoldenGirl2

Mon Jan 12 '09 2:24:50 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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SuperDave--I hope you pass the audition and they want you to join the band.

Keniko--Is Illinois any closer to shedding the corrupt cads that make a certain stepmom (my Steve's) from Chicago mad as hell! She said if she ever went back to Illinois she would take a whole truckload of bleach and other disinfectants to clean up the stinking state! And slap some sense into the governor or better yet kick his ass!!

Geeze, I'm tired and there's no rest for the weary!!

GoldenGirl2

Mon Jan 12 '09 2:42:10 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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I'm glad there's no such thing as global warming. Ha! Ha!

I couldn't believe it was 73 degrees F here yesterday and they said it was going to be about the same today. This is more like the beginning of summer! Old man winter where are you??????????????

GoldenGirl2

Mon Jan 12 '09 2:46:15 pm Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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gg2 - were you logged in? I think you can only post if you are logged in.

If you were logged in, that's curious, let me know and I'll have to look into it of course.

Roo

Mon Jan 12 '09 2:48:25 pm Set this message as last read

ashishyog1715
ashish yog
LUCKNOW, UP
INDIA
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hi! sir i am one of of the trillions of fan. plz sir do visit delhi, india. sir the day i will be able to touch your feet i will consider my life to be complete. just once sir i want to touch your feet. joe sir you are my god and there could be nothing better than touching your feet. plz plz plz visit india....!
Mon Jan 12 '09 3:22:29 pm Set this message as last read
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