Still cannot put my satch head with satch signature picture to satriani.com that makes me sad :(

Oaky - LOL. If he really said that about losing his hair and going on stage, that is pretty funny. I guess that's what happens when you're a talent-less ass clown! You need good hair.......What a tool.

He did say it. Like I said, they're like a bunch of kids that don't seem to know any better.

Here's the 60 Minute Interview

Coldplay

"One of the things that surprises me, you're out on tour. You're not even finished with this tour, and you're already workin' on the next album?" Kroft asked. "Take a break?"

"No. Take a break when I'm 40, or 35," Martin said. "Not now. I've gotta keep writin' songs as long as I've got hair, 'cause once it goes, then I won't be able to go on stage."

*** Don't know if he meant that towards Joe, or just has a thing about his hair? ***

"The song Viva la Vida, the one we just did last year. I said, listen man, I got this and it goes something like that, I always say something like that… and it drives him crazy," Martin said, playing the piano and singing.

"And Jonny says what?" Kroft asked.

"And if Jonny says he likes it then I have to show it to Will, which is one of the things I fear most in my life," Martin said.

"So this is like the UN Security Council, one veto and its…," Kroft said.

"One veto and it goes on your solo," Martin explained.

Given their professed history with Viva La Vida and their past track record writing songs, the band was stunned when not one but two different artists claimed that Coldplay had plagiarized part of the melody. The band says any similarities are a coincidence and they have refused to settle out of court.

"I think that the way to deal with these things, if you know it's not true then you just have to say, 'I'm really sorry, but it isn't true.' That's it," Martin told Kroft. "The other alternative is give like a seven hour rant about why it isn't true, and how it's just not possible. And I think for the purposes of this interview its best to say we would never do that."

i wouldnt say the lads were talentless...i mean look at all the empty prepubescent disco girl/fanboy piggybanks.. hell look at all the ex rave E dropin 30 somethings with their now depleted serotonin levels gettin their depressive melancholic kicks :O

Hey Joe, ya know if ya get the better of this court thing, we're gonna call ya Joe Justice. I guess if they throw it out, we'll have to call you Joe ..... um....

Oh, now I have to sing...

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

Jamie - glad your friend turned up. My sister-in-law's friend died at St Andrews, and a girl at my daughter's school, 12 years old, lost her entire family and house, I don't know how she survived but she is apparently injured, the school community will gather round and help any way we can.

Hey everyone,

The run went well. There were over 250 runners in this run. I think I came in the top 15. This was a prediction time. I predicted 19 minutes and I had 18 minutes and 47 seconds, which is good for the first run of this year. I even made the front page of our local newspaper today, as well as online at runindiana.com (I'm the one wearing tye-dye). Check it out!!!

Next race will be this Saturday, which is another 5K. This race is also my first points race. Wish me luck on this points race.

Happy "Belated" Birthday Stu Hamm. It was also the same day as my Dad's Birthday and he turned 50 yesterday. I gave him a card and Tony Dungy's new book, which I got it autographed.

Ozzy_Fudd, thank you for the update on what is happening down under. I am overwhelmed with all those fires in Australia. I can't believe so many people died. Prayers to all of them and I hope this ends soon. STAY STRONG MY AUSSIE FRIENDS!!! Those fires are heartbreaking in Australia and in Southern California Cosmic Ape.

Now for the Grammys: Coldplay getting Song of the Year was disappointing, as well as getting two other Grammys. Those were some outfits they were wearing. I think the best moment of the night was Jennifer Hudson performing, since the death of her family. Great performance by her and winning a Grammy. I just couldn't believe how many people did videos of themselves singing "I Kissed A Girl", by Katy Perry, while she performed.

Michelle: I agree with you on the Grammys. Jennifer Hudson did an outstanding performance. I also saw all of 60 minutes about the pilot. He's a hero in my book.

GoldenGirl2: I hope things are gonig with you and your husband. How's the guitar playing and practice going? Did you get any rain?

Skippygirl: Well, one down and a lot of races to go. My next one is this Saturday. How's your guitar playing going? It is sad for you people down there with those terrible fires. I hope those destructions end soon. By the way, check me out online at runindiana.com. I'm wearing tye-dye so you will see a picture of me.

Fatape: A lot of my friends ask me about the Olympics. I am not even close of matching up with the top runners of the world, especially the U.S.A. Their times are way faster than mine. How are you holding up down there wtih all of those wildfires? Prayers to you my Aussie friend.

Satriella: We (Tony Dungy, his agents, and I) did say hi and that was about it. The workers at the bookstore wanted to keep the line moving fast so people can get the books signed. Anyway, Tony was on a big time-schedule/crunch, because he had to go other places to sign books and do some guest speaking at some high schools here in Fort Wayne. I'm just glad to see him and to get some of his books signed.

SuperDaveMcCarthy: How's life treating you these days?

Ibanezplyr: Yo Randell! Hope that foot of yours heals up from those infections soon.

Blue_Moon: Good luck on your driving test Al. You're gonna do well and pass.

Igneousiceman: Hey what's up!? My running events has officially started. How are things going with you.

Hybes: Mark, I did see Coldplay's performance of "Viva La Vida" and I think Chris Martin is just trying to steal the show from all the other performers and stars, thinking he is the hot shot out of everybody

js1200js1000: Hey, how's it going with you up there? I have not chatted with you in quite some while. Hope you are doing well.

Pip Satrini: Phil, great to hear from you. Prayers to you man. How are things going with you over in the UK?

Do The Stu: Hey Austin! Great to hear from you. Wow, you had an eventful month. I hope you are staying healthy. I need to because of my races. I hope life is treating you well. Keep in touch, bro!!!

Well, I better stop right here. I got a few things to do before work tomorrow. Stay in touch everyone and I'll let you know what is happening with me, especially my running. Bye!

Skippygirl: Just saw your post. I hope that little girl stays strong and gets all the help she needs. Sorry about the loss of your sister-in-law's friend. Stay strong.

Jamie: I am also glad to hear that your friend turned up as well. Hang in there and stay strong.

how ya guys doin`today, last night I saw the grammys, and let me say that is a was a total crap. the only good thing was ZAPPA plays Zappa won a grammy,, yeah...

Hi Joe- You probably have already heard this since the Grammy Awards but congratulations on the grammy awards you won by with the song Coldplay stole from you. I think there is enough publicity about it that most people believe you wrote the song. It is very unfortunate about the whole incident and that it had to go to court. Good luck with the lawsuit.

Ohhhh, nice one mck-enna!

A cool promo for the Satch Zone....

Wish I played guitar, I'd subscribe to it for sure!!

Alan, pretty nice for just throwing something together at the last minute :)

Edit, had to fix the link cuz Mckenna distracted meh....

AND I also saw Coldplay do Viva last night at the Grammys and I thought two things....

One, that it felt and sounded like Chris changed up the song just to try to make it sound a little bit less like the melody from Joe's song...and two....

If you call that dancing then I should be a hit on stage!! It honestly looked more like Chris was a puppet on strings and really didn't know WHAT to do with himself at all....he looked very awkward and gangly and decidedly not graceful. It was rather uncomfortable to see.

OH, edit #2... Stu at Namm, nice vid