GutiarG- The thing about the Satchurator is that alone it sounds like crap, but plug it into some effect pedals and the tone is just unbelievable, gives you that signature satch sound. and the more switch is just genius!

I could barely understand Terfins post, did he say he was DISSAPOINTED WITH A JS GUITAR!!!!!

castle49, unfortunately, a LOT of us are in fear of losing our jobs. Even worse, I'm hearing from everyone that you can't even get through to the unemployment office! How is anyone supposed to collect if you can't even get through? Phone and internet access are both jacked. It's a damn shame when the only place hiring is the friggin unemployment office. I'll find out soon enough. I have a 2 to 4 week lay-off coming up myself. Kudos on the kitteh!

Weiner ROTW inspired by Steve Vai

Hi all newbie here.

Just got the saturator pedal and was wondering if anyone had any cool settings for it. So far the gains about 2 with the tone at 11 for a nice marshall fuzz.

Dare I turn it all the way up?

Hope all is well in your world

I wish an old plastic shovel from Canada could make my day.

Instead...all I can find is an old plastic kitty litter scooper made in Taiwan...and we didn't even get any snow.

O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

From far and wide, O Canada,

We stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, please make a shovel for me.

OK, new mission!!

I have added a photo field to both artist and to instrument player. These are both proving problematic.

Firstly, I can't seem to find some images of artists such as Pat Mosca, etc at around 500x500 or thereabouts minimum size.

Secondly, For instrument players items I wanted a photo of each artist playing that instrument. And on many albums, Satch plays harmonica, keyboards, drums, bass, etc. So has anyone got or can get hold of photos like this? (ie Satch on Bass, Satch on keyboards?)...

If you check the site, you can see who has images and who hasn't and send any images you can to help out. Or send me the URL and I'll download myself.

Artists

Instrument Players

Thanks for any help.

Roo

Oh no, please by all means, this doodle collection is specifically meant to be a global gallery of ALL Joe's sketches. Add as many as you like, knock yourself out. Just use the "Create new Doodle" link on the site once you log in and upload the image.

over a million views in less than 7 weeks, wey hey!!!

Al--Love the videos. You are still enigmatic to me. ;-)

Goodnight Satchland.

Cappy - Take care out there.

Cappy Steve - did I miss something...where ya going?

Igneousiceman - More respectful.....haha...cough...splutter...I very much doubt it!

Glitzman - Hiya M8y...I am Pretty good, divorce is still on-going, finances not being sorted, but I have swopped solicitor, hopefully things will get done now....feels like its gone on forever, although its been nearly a year since hubby asked for divorce, just wanna get it done now!...I miss the kids loads....but there we go, apart from that HAPPY BUNNY coz I just ordered a limited edition PAUL GILBERT album....boo hoo not out till beginning of March though... Howz things with you!

Joe Satrini - Thinking of you!

Guitarman77897 - First one was funny....woman stops sucking, although that would depend whether she was a sadist I suppose LOL

It made me laugh when you said you broke a string, because I thought, for a man its

"Oh no I broke a guitar String"

for a woman

"Oh no I broke a nail!"

He said, "I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said - You wear pants don't you?

He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa."

He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

Hugs Satriella xx

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says, "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says, "So she would love you."

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Kids are so smart these days....
Some feel that kids are getting dumber these days. After reading following conversation they will have to change their opinion.

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?.
STUDENT: Seven. .
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? .
STUDENT: Nine. .
TEACHER: That's impossible. .
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today. .

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. .
GEORGE: Here it is! .
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? .
CLASS: George!.

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WILLY: Me! .

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? .
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. .

TEACHER: Why are you late? .
WEBSTER: Because of the sign. .
TEACHER: What sign? .
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.".

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?.
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? .
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card..

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake..
SAMMY: You can't fool me, teacher... snakes don't have feet..

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?.
JOSE: Don't bite any. .

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". .
ELLEN: I is... .
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." .
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." .

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? .
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money. .

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have? .
JOHNNY: Big hands! .

hehe

Hugs Satriella xx