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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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yup, ive a pack of those washers here, got em agesa go and they lasted a long time, most people have no idea what your talking about, especialy in the shop that wudnt friggin hire me, one of the dudes never even heard of xotic pedals ffs


im going to ram my car into there shop window one day, its going to be a legal accident now
Fri Feb 13 '09 11:06:26 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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...people in music stores are clueless... I keep asking for JOE's chrome dome picks and they think I'm pulling their leg...
I haven't bought the washers yet, I'm afraid to ask... I tried the nail polish trick once but it didn't last for long...


Fri Feb 13 '09 11:11:28 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Mr. McKenna--A promise is a promise the world over! Ya better listen to T., Michelle and me. I wish you had an old man's brain so you don't keep drinkin yourself into the unknown........way into the unknown!! Enuff said here! ;-/

Michelle and T. What are we gonna do about this young man who takes so many luni risks when drinking? Gaaaaahhhh!!

Slans--It's your turn to admonish Al. I still think he could be your nephew! So what you say has much weight.

GoldenGirl2

Fri Feb 13 '09 11:36:38 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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shadap a ya face
Fri Feb 13 '09 11:44:19 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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This is for you mark london

gotta love frasier
Fri Feb 13 '09 12:37:10 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Wal-Mart Greeter Job


As my retirement investments have taken such a beating this last year, I thought I should look for some supplemental income.

So, I got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter -- a good find for many retirees ? however, I lasted less than a day ...

About two hours into my first day a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am, I just can't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Hope my retirement investments return soon!

Fri Feb 13 '09 12:42:00 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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did someone say Walmart Greeter???
Fri Feb 13 '09 1:07:34 pm Set this message as last read

trollgarden

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Fri Feb 13 '09 1:45:23 pm Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Ohhh you silly trolls...so hungry all the time. Sorry, but I'm fresh out of dogsh!t. You'll just have to go without..
Fri Feb 13 '09 2:03:44 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Oh my... you gotta love this people...
Fri Feb 13 '09 2:10:28 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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send him some "free viagra" spam and stuff, lol


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Fri Feb 13 '09 2:34:13 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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GGirl, nah nah nah. Ya got me all wrong. No way am I trying to stop Al from drinking. It's the national past time in Ireland, and I'm not getting in the way of that! I just like to remind him that he's not making friends with his liver. Then again, anyone taking anti-depressants and most other meds are doing even worse than Al's occasional weekend bender. Don't wish him an old brain. Wish him a good liver. Besides, me and Al are gonna be meeting for a good piss up one of these days. He can't stop now!

Cause we find ourselves in the same ol' mess singin' drunkin' lullabies!

Fri Feb 13 '09 2:55:54 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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and please GOD let me live long enuff to be a first-hand eye witness to the drunken piss contest :))))))))))))))))))))

OH YEAH....GOOD TIMES MAN, LOL!!

VIDEO!!

Fri Feb 13 '09 2:58:52 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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LMMFAO!!!

T, a piss up, not drunkin' piss contest. That's a whoooole other level of drunkeness, and I do believe McBB would win. Especially if there's snow!

rotf!!! I love ya girl - yer killin' me over here!

Fri Feb 13 '09 3:06:47 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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It's RAINING...awesome! :-)

Blue_Moon - Congrats!


Igneousiceman - There's nothing wrong with butting in when we're talking about Rush...haha.

I need to give Hemispheres a spin soon...I haven't listened to that album nearly enough.


Listening to: Sigur Ros - Saeglopur

...Austin...

Fri Feb 13 '09 3:44:02 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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thankies... and dont worry m im sure it will happen one day, i'll be the drinkin games to end all of drinkin games

and i dont know anyone else who can compete lmao,


aww yeah, and jesus i cant beleive how stupid some of those coldplay only fans are, it boggles the mind how those people operate, to say sometihng like that is just plain wrong in its purist form and on joe's site too, as much as i ignored it i had to post something cause its just so ridiculous, and the funny thing is i tihnk the coldplay thing is a coinsidence, but to knock someone like that is stupid... can tbelieve some people sometimes... its just ignorent above all else
Fri Feb 13 '09 4:11:34 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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chelly-belly, I knew xactly what you meant and I still say it'll turn into a drunken piss contest in it's highest form....it'll be a work of art, truly :)))))) LOL!!!!

But yeah, I so gotta be there fer it...later this year and don't say no MCKENNA, u know u miss us terribly and wanna come back...there's a nice comfy bed in it somewheres fer ya, if that'll hep.....and yer buddy....

CHICKENPA 2009 HELL YEAH!!!

Be afraid Joe.....be very afraid.....mischief afoot, don't think not!!! LOL!!

And I lubs u too c-chelle :)

Fri Feb 13 '09 5:07:56 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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The best part of the night T is getting drunk somewhere and ending up in someone elses bed,


gotta meet some more cop chicks that give u their drinks too, fun times man


and lets not forget the night i was out pissed waslking down sunset boulevard having a great time, then i got lost... mad good night

i'm just glad im still in one piece
Fri Feb 13 '09 5:23:23 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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TROLLLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love trolls.They're sooo yummy.Especially when their brains are cooked medium rare like the most recent one.Extra tasty. Just goes to show you how intelligent some COCKPLAGIARISER fans can be. All spew,NO FACTS to back it up. C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Feb 13 '09 5:27:02 pm Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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I´m still watting for Joe´s answer about. How did he meet Rubina?
Fri Feb 13 '09 6:01:19 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i forget the story, someone told me aaaaaaaaaages ago but yeah
Fri Feb 13 '09 6:09:10 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Al & Chelle & Tracie--I gotta be there when you all get smashed. I'll make sure I stay outta the way of the lu! I want to live another day, week, month, year.....whatever is given afore me and see me great nieces and nephews grow up. I am the designated driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter and Spring are here at the same time--blossoms on the trees and snow on the mountains above 2,000 feet (?????kilometers). It's been freezin' at night and a high of between 4 & 5 degrees C during the day. I guess it's nice to know what season it is and not be seasonally challenged. Cali is just trying to have mild winters like its sposed to.

What's with the Troll? Sour grapes! It just goes to show that Joe's music has depth that some shallow people can't understand. Too bad!

DoTheStu--U2 is sooo Irish. I don't understand why Al McKenna doesn't like them. He has some splaining to do! I mean what happens when there music enters his ears? Does it become dissonant and discombobulated? Does it enter his ears in a backwards way? Is it too echoee? What a mystery!

Fri Feb 13 '09 6:11:32 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Tostado - A few years ago on Rockline, Joe explained how he met Rubina.

I did a quick search, and according to a post of mine from 2004, Rubina was Joe's older sister's boyfriend's daughter's roommate.

I know that sounds very Spaceballs-like, but I think that actually is how they crossed paths...they probably met at a party or something like that.

...Austin...

Fri Feb 13 '09 6:24:20 pm Set this message as last read

FX

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Hello,my prognosis is good and i get to check out of hospital after almost 2 weeks here tomorrow. They took the catheter out of my kneck and put another one in on the right side going under the skin to my chest. They're hoping I will only have to undergo another week or 2 of dialysis and that there is no permanent damage to the kidneys. I know that women more commmonly use poison than men, so don't piss any girl you love off on Valentines day. I live in Florida and I know there has been a problem with salmonella poisoning recently but nothing with anti freeze. I'm going to be really sad now as I can't go kitesurfing with some Joe tunes on out in the waves for a while, the wind is so good this time of year. I'm not holding my breath as far as the police finding anything out. Thanks for the well wishes. The one great thing i have noticed here and at any of Joe's concerts I have been to, is the fans are always good people and always a great span in ages too. Thanks again.
Fri Feb 13 '09 7:15:08 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Happy Valentines Day everyone.....

If you have someone you love...give them a hug or a kiss and tell them so. You just never know what life is going to bring you.

Fri Feb 13 '09 8:55:42 pm Set this message as last read
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