slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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ibanez_god:Here is a reason why what is happening is happening
Not an asteroid...its the planet Nibiru it comes round every 3500 years, look up The Sumerian tablets
Sometimes it smacks earth other times not.Experts say the gravitational field of this planet 6 times the mass of earth is pulling the earths water towards it creating catastophic events
Y betcha ass y not gonna hear that on the newz!
Then again maybe its bullshit lol
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hybes
Mark Hybers Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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ibanez_god - that would not be a good thing!! There are some very powerful tornados and that's rare in February. We don't need an earthquake.
Within the last 2 hours, my house has had a near miss 4 times. Tornados forming up within 3 or 4 blocks of my front door. Tennis ball hail though! Bad news for the roof.
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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ill try, got lessons booked and books and dvds shud be alrite, havnt spoken to u ages on aol, i never use that messenger though, i just dont liek ti for some reason
the grammys just started as a repeat here... u2 suck balls
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Guitarman77897
Matt S WI United States Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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I just watched the 60 min vid, HE EVEN ADMITS HE CAN'T DANCE OR SING OF WRITE SONGS DAMN RIGHT YOU CAN'T, then they can say they tried really really hard, IF THEY DON'T WRITE THEIR OWN SONG THA'T NOT HARD WORK.
And when Chris martin is dancing around stage I want to punch him. And he needs studio work to sound MEDIOCRE on stage he is crap, nuff said.
>.<
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XtremeAlien
Matt McIntyre Jamestown, ND USA Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Ok, has anyone else ever though about this?.......Joe should do a jazz album sometime....because he could easily be the most outstanding jazz guitarist ever if he recorded it....and maybe give ZZ some early attention on that sax.....
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Tue Feb 10 '09 5:53:55 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Ibanez God:aye the lad that wrote that page has his facts all kinds o wrong, t my knowledge Zecharia Sitchin "who spent a lifetime dedicated t the subject" is the only man worth listening t, the rest of the looney toons on planet doh that hijack his work & turn it into a circus need t seriously step back & take a look at what they are doin
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III Costa Mesa, CA United States Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Hi everyone...a cool thing I forgot to mention the other night: I was visiting a friend in Huntington Beach on Sunday...PSATMOR was in my car's CD player, so when I drove back to Long Beach I decided to take Pacific Coast Highway instead of the freeway to give me more time to listen. So I'm driving right next to the ocean at midnight, under a full moon, which is awesome on its own. It started to rain, which was also kinda cool...and then Out Of The Sunrise comes on and I just have the goofiest smile on my face. I guess it was one of those moments where everything hits you and you realize that even though you might be going through a lot of crap, life in general is pretty OK.
I guess that's my story for the day.
Are there any Yes fans here? They cancelled their Monday and Tuesday shows in Houston and Dallas. Their website mentions "a medical emergency"...does anyone know more? I've heard a rumor that it's Chris Squire and a blood clot, but I can't find anything official anywhere.
hybes - We've had some crazy weather here lately...it rained A LOT this weekend. People have seen water spouts just off Long Beach. And with all the rain we've had lately, some areas of Long Beach have actually flooded. That's just insane...usually we have to worry about earthquakes and fires. It's all backward.
I hope you're able to stay safe...
Listening to: Randy Newman - The Natural score (current song: The Final Game)
...Austin...
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hybes
Mark Hybers Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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ibanez_god - definately didn't think you were hoping for that earthquake. I was speaking more from a standpoint of lets not jinx ourselves. Mother Nature must be doing some spring cleaning...unfortunately at the expense of a lot of people.
Do the Stu - I know. You guys have had some crazy fires over the past year. I saw that water spout...that was pretty rare. We came out of it just fine. A town south of here wasn't so lucky. 8 people were killed.
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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jeepers I nearly did summit stupid today...
I was standing in front of a gas heater on full blast...
I was dilly day dreaming about something...next minute I look down and smoke is rising thick and fast from my skirt!
whoops...ruined but at least not burned to a crisp!!
Pip Satrini - hehe I think jennifer Aniston is georgeous...pet security was funny...but the blonde antelope had me in stitiches...watched that one a few times!
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Excuses to miss a day of work
A contest was held by the Washington Post in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work…
1. If it's all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
3. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.
4. My stigmata's acting up.
5. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
6. I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet . . .
7. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart.
8. Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Hoyas, huh? So I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling.
9. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
10. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
11. The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.
12. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
13. My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
14. I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
15. I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.
16. I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.
17. I prefer to remain an enigma.
hugs Satriella xx
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS.
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF
CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
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Satriella
Satriella Walker Sudbury, Suffolk United Kingdom
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WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes - Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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..hey what`s going on ? had my canadian mental health asscoition meeting yesterday,spent 100 dollars at my local grocery store here in town had to pick up my meat order from the butcher.Then I went up north needed grip,s for my Formula MX hey man I wanted grip,s that were ,Not heated.it had heated grip,s on it i cut them off this morning and put on a new set unheated from canadian tire in bancroft now ,well i have this little problem wondering thing hey joe,well it`s my supposed schizophrenia.I may actualy not have it my doctor has walk in clinics all the time now hey and you dont need an appointment brother i had 17 illness`s cured in my body with needls then you pass all the boul movement`s from what it,s killed and cured no shit 17 disease`s` that carrie boul movements for cure,s and i know that dung in your body will make you hear voices builds up of dung brother now i could email the hospital talk to dirty old Nacny white askher what she think,s but I was told from providence continuing care in kingston ontario, that their is no actul documentation to prove what schizophrenia look,s like on a catscan it,s impossible they only go by what you tell them it would have to be like a significant trial of no medtion under closed doors for several weeks to see if it was just all my illess,s that have been cured.I dont know if their would be anyharm in taking this medcition if you dont have schizophrenia or if it would have worked for the halucianitions auditory from all the other ilness! wild hey bro ? later wolf2.
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Just saw a picture of the firefighter giving the koala a drink of water from a water bottle. Makes me wanna bawl my head off. These kind of fires suck so bad. I can't imagine the devastation to humans and animals. God Bless you all who are living in this horror.
There's been a rash of arson around here. In Coatsville, somebody is going around to back porches and lighting trash cans or whatever they have that's flammable on fire. The other week it burnt up 15 row homes on one block. They've had 30 cases of arson so far this year. Yesterdays news they caught an arsonist in another set of fires. It was a feckin' 19 year old skinny little girl! WTF is wrong with these idiots? People are losing everything they own, and could possibly lose their lives - all for kicks? It's sick.
ahh well, back to better thoughts
sway with me al :- )
lol!
and who says talent doesn't trickle down - JT's boy
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