Mckenna, I might surprise you.

As to banishing the luc-ass...the problem with that is that he can just create a new name and account and come right back. Jon needs to take other steps to get rid of him.

Meanwhile, his email address IS public................ there's an interesting thought!

Hi Joe,

Do you have a plan for a tour in Asia? How about South-Korea? So many fans are anxious to see your performance here. Please stop by Seoul when you tour Asia.

Hey T, Ya know how I said I wanna start stabbing people....

Guess we're just going to have to put up with it until Joe or Jon find our emails or visit the site. I just wish Jon would pay more attention to SATRIANI.COM ffs!

So anyways, we just took our son for his first driving lesson. I took him over to get his permit today, and he aced it and got a perfect score - no shit! He said he would and he did. lol! He makes mama so proud. Anyways, he has a LOT of practicing to do before he aces driving, lemme tell ya! We took him to a big parking lot and let him drive around for 30 minutes before it started getting to dark...and he was ready to quit. lol! Teaching both kids how to drive this year. I think this might also me the year I'm going to have to start dying my hair. I can just feel the grays that are gonna happen. lol!

C'mon Al, let's dance! It's evil I tells ya. It locks ya in and paralyzes ya so ya can't turn it off till it's over!

JBlaze in da house!!

U know you love me <3

Under nermal circumstances chelle, I'd tell you to put down the knife and back slooooooooooooowly awayyyyyy....

But in this case it's justifiable stabbage!!

Anyhoo....I have a very fine idear...how's about u, me and Joanie learn to dance like dat, so that whilst we're all standing in line together for ChickenPA we can entertain the masses and perhaps make some monies :D I don't think they'd be giving us monies outta appreciation though...more like throwing heavy coins at us to make us stop but hey....however we need to do it works fer me! LOL.....

Plus, I think the three of us can take Mckenna....and force him to clog wiff us...what say u!!!

I tole u Mc loved u best, the fact that he even clicked on yer link proves it.

k, but I wanna stand between the 2 massive ones. It'll be like standing between 2 Sequoia trees. lmao!! I say if we wanna entertain the masses, all we need to do is have you around. Al tells me yer a people magnet at these things. lol!

As for putting a post limit on t2j - that idea blows! Why punish everyone for one jerk? Like Al said, there should be a spam filter that has the "duplicate post detected" thing and boots the person out. There's a lot of good banter that goes on here, and to have to wait an hour or four to answer somebody blows. Jon tried that already and it sucked. Whoa - it sucked and it blowed. People pay a lotta money for that...but anyways...yeah no.

Since when do u actually listen to anything mc has to say anyway!!! So how shall we arrange this...there's two massive ones, and two shortie ones, u and me, although I'm happy to say yer the lillest :) Do we go short, tall, short, tall.....or tall, short, short, tall....or wait...mebbe I need to take the video to send to Joseph fer his amusement :) I'm kinda likin that idear, u three can "elf yerselves" but in this case, do a Chicken dance instead...he'd LOVE IT!!

And yeah, my vote is def NOT fer the post-delay-limit-per-hour kinda thang. That ain't near as much fun as being able to smart-ass spout off when the spirit moves ya :) But Jon is very computer-handy, so I bet there's a way to fix this!! I sent him an email too, to a different addy...maybe between all of us we'll get his attention!

T, maybe the planets are all lined up or something, but the boy is actually making a bit of sense today. Maybe it's a Friday the 13th thing? He even watched 3 seconds of my video, so there's a win. lmao!!

Maybe m-M-m-M. midget, Massive, midget, Massive? The three of us are gonna have to get some cloggin' shoes. I'm sure Al already has a pair.

LOL. A mate of mine is seeing Coldplaigerists in concert tonight. Taking his boy.

I found out and said "do me a favour, boo Viva la copy for me".

He said, as I was walking out later, "I'll be sure to shout out 'Santana' "... HAhahahaha ???!?!!??!!

I'll point out he was deliberately baiting me, the b-stard.

Hi Joe,

Do you have a plan for a tour in Asia? How about South-Korea? Please stop by Seoul when you tour Asia. You will find not only many fans but also a delicious chickenfoot BBQ here!

Have a great weekend everyone

thanks for the chickenfoot update!!!!!!!!!!1

hey folks-- thanks to a number of you who alerted me to the excessive posts lucassss was making. i've deleted all but the first one and dropped them a message about appropriate posts to T2J. now let's move on back to a more interesting topic of conversation. :}