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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Just learn t play left handed Al then y can have a pic presented reverse lmfao
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:07 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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HEY LUCAS WHO'S THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD?.....YOU!!!!
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:44 pm Set this message as last read

ferdi1986
ferdinand BAKKER
HEERENVEEN, FRIESLAND

Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hey joe how are you , when you gonna set the new tour on te site? its very inportent to me because i 'am a big fan of yours

thanks a big fan you rock....:P

Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:48 pm Set this message as last read

bluegrass convert

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what was your second guitar?
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:22:22 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....Hey possible bonai coming yep.Well you know how my mom volunteer,s at the library my mom is about60 years old the library like the township has this programe for giving senior,s new computer,s they spent 25,000 dollars on 27 computer,s now because my mom works their alitter cretien on behalf took care of it you know alittle money were getting one brother i think this one is making me feel weird well yeah different parts in it keep going so i got this guy that gives me used parts for my computer no shit i pay him cash but buddy their like possible radiation or something all different parts out of all different computers to make mine work no shit today everytime i stopped by to say hey i was working and stopped by here im sure this thing is making me feel funny though man this dude where i get my parts from collected all these old compuetrs from whiet dump collection day man he has a whole entire apartment full of computer,s for part,s it,s been keeping me going for about 7 year,s anyways have to be nice to mom my mom brought me alittle basket cuzz i feel weird full of easter choclates it sais for you on it shaped like a heart including a cadburys easter cream egg because im grown up! anyways later wolf2.
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:48:21 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Maybe,

just maybe

that lucas guy is a coldplay operative?

Fri Mar 13 '09 2:49:38 pm Set this message as last read

POOLSTICK
ED WENZEL
N.LINDENHURST, N.Y.
USA
Plays: Bass (55 years)
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WOW,That Chickenfoot clip sounds so F...in stone crusher heavy! Can't wait. Pleasure to meet you @Looney Tunes L.I. a few years back. No Westbury shows? Although you'll be playing Stadium's now. Hey I know Andy Aledort. Good player huh. Peace,EDDY.
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:55:19 pm Set this message as last read

i rock
kyler jeffrey
AZ
US
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Hey guys, here is an interesting question, what is your favorite Joe Satriani song? Mine is either Rasbeyy Jam Delta-V or Mindstorm, or Joe, what is your favorite song to play? thanks! :)
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:03:48 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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you're a frickin tool
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:18:40 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I think we need a co-webmaster type person, someone who's actually on the site on a daily basis!
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:21:45 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Al:thats why i asked Luini t pass the buck t Cheese
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:26:55 pm Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Please Joe answer Lucas´ doubts, so he can stop!!!!!
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:28:20 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Jesus the last tihng you wana do is answer him, then every mofo will bloody do it

yeah but t is useless with the internetz technologies lingo she doesnt know her roflcopter from the lmaonaise :)


and theres a few ways around spammers... with some simple software/codes/istuff, u can add lots of limitations.. one being if type the exact same message in a post, you get an error message saying something like "duplicate post detected" so the same message wont post, u can have a time limit on posting intervals, eg, 1 minute between posting, or ban someone who posts more than 30 posts a day


and roy has better spanish than my 4 phrases i know


Edited Fri Mar 13 '09 4:14 pm
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:47:36 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....hey Yep still me and my melissa,yep still taken care of her all the girls in town and even from surrounding place that said you know wolf2 you can go out with me you can live with me but you cant take care of melissa one wasy mary she delivers mail for the postoffice another was stephanie and artist i told mary i said you know i have been taken care of melissa at that time for 15 years i have to keep taken care of melissa same thing with stephanie cars money sex you know but they dont want melissa so i told her no melissa no me now they kind of avoid me and dont speak too me.Melissa is disabled so disbled she cant get a dissbilty pension theirs no clasification for her so only welfare i declare that off my earnings to the goverment i give melissa no more then 400 dollars amonth ontop of her welfare you see melissa is not allowed well i cant let her drive me in her car or it,s classified as pnumtual like married but like i can rent aplace with or without a girlfrined im im just taken care of melissa she come over you see for pnumtual i would have well i could not give her food and only 130 dollars more a month anyways still taken care of melissa almost 20 years now later wolf2.
Fri Mar 13 '09 4:09:17 pm Set this message as last read

Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan
Dublin, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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WOW!
Fri Mar 13 '09 4:22:44 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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WEBMASTER:- I think i can speak for evryone on T2J regarding Llllluuuuucccccaaaaasssss. HE IS LOWER THAN A TROLL AND SHOULD BE BANISHED FOR ETERNITY FROM THIS SITE!!! Please,on behalf of everyone here,do something about this dickhead and others like him!!! C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Mar 13 '09 4:27:46 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Mckenna, I might surprise you.

As to banishing the luc-ass...the problem with that is that he can just create a new name and account and come right back. Jon needs to take other steps to get rid of him.

Meanwhile, his email address IS public................ there's an interesting thought!

Good to hear from you Joe, and how things are going with Chickenfoot/PA. You sound stoked and excited, and that's the way it should be! Can u guess that the rest of us are just as excited? lol......bring it on!! The idea of some pre-events sounds good....

Fri Mar 13 '09 4:36:45 pm Set this message as last read

jblaze1

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Blaze is in da house!.....How is everyone?
Fri Mar 13 '09 4:44:28 pm Set this message as last read

sunnie
Sunnie Koh
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Hi Joe,

Do you have a plan for a tour in Asia? How about South-Korea? So many fans are anxious to see your performance here. Please stop by Seoul when you tour Asia.

Good luck on Chickenfoot!!!

Fri Mar 13 '09 5:00:41 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Hey T, Ya know how I said I wanna start stabbing people....

Guess we're just going to have to put up with it until Joe or Jon find our emails or visit the site. I just wish Jon would pay more attention to SATRIANI.COM ffs!

So anyways, we just took our son for his first driving lesson. I took him over to get his permit today, and he aced it and got a perfect score - no shit! He said he would and he did. lol! He makes mama so proud. Anyways, he has a LOT of practicing to do before he aces driving, lemme tell ya! We took him to a big parking lot and let him drive around for 30 minutes before it started getting to dark...and he was ready to quit. lol! Teaching both kids how to drive this year. I think this might also me the year I'm going to have to start dying my hair. I can just feel the grays that are gonna happen. lol!

C'mon Al, let's dance! It's evil I tells ya. It locks ya in and paralyzes ya so ya can't turn it off till it's over!

JBlaze in da house!!



Edited Fri Mar 13 '09 5:07 pm

Fri Mar 13 '09 5:05:17 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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That link got 3 seconds m, well done, better than usual
Fri Mar 13 '09 5:11:25 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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U know you love me <3

Fri Mar 13 '09 5:14:46 pm Set this message as last read

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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Burly

Here's an spaniard massacreting Sir William's language.

Lucas, ve a meneártela un rato y déjanos tranquilos
Fri Mar 13 '09 5:19:31 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Under nermal circumstances chelle, I'd tell you to put down the knife and back slooooooooooooowly awayyyyyy....

But in this case it's justifiable stabbage!!

Anyhoo....I have a very fine idear...how's about u, me and Joanie learn to dance like dat, so that whilst we're all standing in line together for ChickenPA we can entertain the masses and perhaps make some monies :D I don't think they'd be giving us monies outta appreciation though...more like throwing heavy coins at us to make us stop but hey....however we need to do it works fer me! LOL.....

Plus, I think the three of us can take Mckenna....and force him to clog wiff us...what say u!!!

I tole u Mc loved u best, the fact that he even clicked on yer link proves it.

And PS, big congrats to A, he made us ALL proud, lol!!

Edited Fri Mar 13 '09 5:23 pm

Fri Mar 13 '09 5:20:48 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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k, but I wanna stand between the 2 massive ones. It'll be like standing between 2 Sequoia trees. lmao!! I say if we wanna entertain the masses, all we need to do is have you around. Al tells me yer a people magnet at these things. lol!

As for putting a post limit on t2j - that idea blows! Why punish everyone for one jerk? Like Al said, there should be a spam filter that has the "duplicate post detected" thing and boots the person out. There's a lot of good banter that goes on here, and to have to wait an hour or four to answer somebody blows. Jon tried that already and it sucked. Whoa - it sucked and it blowed. People pay a lotta money for that...but anyways...yeah no.

Fri Mar 13 '09 5:39:43 pm Set this message as last read
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