Wow, I'm hungry!!!

Am I right in thinking that Vai hasn't released anything since 'Real Illusions: Reflections'? I think it's about time we had a new Vai album...

Good post. I too support our American troops even though I was against the war before the first troops were deployed. Most of us knew it was impossible to win. Some of these guys are family and friends, but most of all they are fellow Americans. We have been if tight spots before as we are seeing now and if we continue on will see them again. The time has come to not point fingers about what has already been done, and give support to one another. Peace is so simple yet so complicated. Always has been and always will be.

Isn't it also great that music transcends all language and cultural barriers. Joe fans from India, Macedonia, Russia and too many to name.

Just curious of the T2Jers in non-English speaking countries, how do you do as well as you do? I know this question may sound silly but you have to understand our culture does not heavily support knowing other languages.

Ozzy I try really hard to overcome the Arkansas Redneck stereotype. Which is quite difficult being around them every day. This is where they wrote all of the redneck material. And it's funny you mention, If you think most Americans butcher the English language you should visit the southern U.S.

It's hard to play guitar with your fret hand shoved in your a@@!

I,m interested t know how t stop this from happening

lucas--What's your point of posting the same thing over and over again? Please stop for the sake of everyone in T2J.

Blue_Moon--Thanks for the sweet post of ALL ALONE. Very well done. I love the way you and your guitar create such great emotions/feelings.

Ya see how far behind I get when someone abuses this forum, sorry to say! It makes me feel very old, tired and sad!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red........................Cherry

Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity.

When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother, and her five-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high, so he could see while he delivered the baby. The child did so, as the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the five-year-old what he thought of the baby?

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot, 21-year-old gal.

"Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!