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Donkey Hotay

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Zinc that is 3,298 jokes!!! Well done!!! I forget what your 2 non joke posts were about.....
Fri Mar 13 '09 11:34:00 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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mikesb

I think they were thank you posts to Joe for this great forum.

Fri Mar 13 '09 11:44:50 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Well - back to work

Random Things to Think About

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about

seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Fri Mar 13 '09 11:45:39 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Fri Mar 13 '09 11:46:57 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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maritime:Shows how much attention they pay lmfao...Joe is a lefty in that pic ffs
Fri Mar 13 '09 11:56:40 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Because there is no air inside the bottle to cause the adhesive chemical reaction to happen

and my god theres so many things wrong with that link to Joe, i cant stand when right handed guitarists have mirriored images in the media, ITS MISLEADING TO EVERYONE! ...they even got the wrong era for Joe's head shaving fiasco, EEJITS!


Edited Fri Mar 13 '09 12:02 pm
Fri Mar 13 '09 11:58:35 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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they don't call me the cheese-inator fer nuthin :) lol!

Mckenna, that was a highly intelligent post u did earlier, I about fell offa my chair!! Wats goin on!!!

Fri Mar 13 '09 12:30:06 pm Set this message as last read

ODDBALL
kevin peck
saverton, mo
U. S.
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Hey Joe, this here is Kevin. I wanted to ask you why you haven't made it to St. Louis the last two tours. My wife and I have really missed seeing you live. I know you played Kansas City, but we had previous plans. Please believe me I'm not upset or anything, I just wanted to let you know that every time you play in St. Louis you will see us there. Maybe, hopefully, THE CHICKENFOOT will leave come and it's footprint in the Gateway City this year. Rock on!
Fri Mar 13 '09 12:41:55 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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I just got one of these in the mail... I'm still testing it...
Fri Mar 13 '09 1:19:58 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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You know me T, im a clever cookie

Fri Mar 13 '09 1:31:29 pm Set this message as last read

Searching22
Nic Tanner
The, Sky
USA
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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WOW im soooo Stoked for CHICKENFOOT, cant wait to hear it!!!! Think its going to be a blast. Gonna have to fly down from alaska to hear it in person this fall!
Fri Mar 13 '09 1:54:52 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Just learn t play left handed Al then y can have a pic presented reverse lmfao
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:07 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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HEY LUCAS WHO'S THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD?.....YOU!!!!
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:44 pm Set this message as last read

ferdi1986
ferdinand BAKKER
HEERENVEEN, FRIESLAND

Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hey joe how are you , when you gonna set the new tour on te site? its very inportent to me because i 'am a big fan of yours

thanks a big fan you rock....:P

Fri Mar 13 '09 2:13:48 pm Set this message as last read

bluegrass convert

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what was your second guitar?
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:22:22 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....Hey possible bonai coming yep.Well you know how my mom volunteer,s at the library my mom is about60 years old the library like the township has this programe for giving senior,s new computer,s they spent 25,000 dollars on 27 computer,s now because my mom works their alitter cretien on behalf took care of it you know alittle money were getting one brother i think this one is making me feel weird well yeah different parts in it keep going so i got this guy that gives me used parts for my computer no shit i pay him cash but buddy their like possible radiation or something all different parts out of all different computers to make mine work no shit today everytime i stopped by to say hey i was working and stopped by here im sure this thing is making me feel funny though man this dude where i get my parts from collected all these old compuetrs from whiet dump collection day man he has a whole entire apartment full of computer,s for part,s it,s been keeping me going for about 7 year,s anyways have to be nice to mom my mom brought me alittle basket cuzz i feel weird full of easter choclates it sais for you on it shaped like a heart including a cadburys easter cream egg because im grown up! anyways later wolf2.
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:48:21 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Maybe,

just maybe

that lucas guy is a coldplay operative?

Fri Mar 13 '09 2:49:38 pm Set this message as last read

POOLSTICK
ED WENZEL
N.LINDENHURST, N.Y.
USA
Plays: Bass (55 years)
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WOW,That Chickenfoot clip sounds so F...in stone crusher heavy! Can't wait. Pleasure to meet you @Looney Tunes L.I. a few years back. No Westbury shows? Although you'll be playing Stadium's now. Hey I know Andy Aledort. Good player huh. Peace,EDDY.
Fri Mar 13 '09 2:55:19 pm Set this message as last read

i rock
kyler jeffrey
AZ
US
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Hey guys, here is an interesting question, what is your favorite Joe Satriani song? Mine is either Rasbeyy Jam Delta-V or Mindstorm, or Joe, what is your favorite song to play? thanks! :)
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:03:48 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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you're a frickin tool
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:18:40 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I think we need a co-webmaster type person, someone who's actually on the site on a daily basis!
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:21:45 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Al:thats why i asked Luini t pass the buck t Cheese
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:26:55 pm Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Please Joe answer Lucas´ doubts, so he can stop!!!!!
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:28:20 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Jesus the last tihng you wana do is answer him, then every mofo will bloody do it

yeah but t is useless with the internetz technologies lingo she doesnt know her roflcopter from the lmaonaise :)


and theres a few ways around spammers... with some simple software/codes/istuff, u can add lots of limitations.. one being if type the exact same message in a post, you get an error message saying something like "duplicate post detected" so the same message wont post, u can have a time limit on posting intervals, eg, 1 minute between posting, or ban someone who posts more than 30 posts a day


and roy has better spanish than my 4 phrases i know


Edited Fri Mar 13 '09 4:14 pm
Fri Mar 13 '09 3:47:36 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....hey Yep still me and my melissa,yep still taken care of her all the girls in town and even from surrounding place that said you know wolf2 you can go out with me you can live with me but you cant take care of melissa one wasy mary she delivers mail for the postoffice another was stephanie and artist i told mary i said you know i have been taken care of melissa at that time for 15 years i have to keep taken care of melissa same thing with stephanie cars money sex you know but they dont want melissa so i told her no melissa no me now they kind of avoid me and dont speak too me.Melissa is disabled so disbled she cant get a dissbilty pension theirs no clasification for her so only welfare i declare that off my earnings to the goverment i give melissa no more then 400 dollars amonth ontop of her welfare you see melissa is not allowed well i cant let her drive me in her car or it,s classified as pnumtual like married but like i can rent aplace with or without a girlfrined im im just taken care of melissa she come over you see for pnumtual i would have well i could not give her food and only 130 dollars more a month anyways still taken care of melissa almost 20 years now later wolf2.
Fri Mar 13 '09 4:09:17 pm Set this message as last read
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