Its all quiet cuz Als down the pooob gettin hammered

happy paddys day

Happy St.Paddy's Day Satchland....I'm so Irish that when I get mad, it's not a short fuse, It's a button you push...BOOM ! ! I wish I was in Boston so I could go downtown, get drunk and get in a fight. Ahh the good ol' days..

wolfie....I'd go with Crown Royal. Way smoother and about the same price as Jack..

Wolfie..I prefer Makers Mark on the 2-3 drinks a year I have. (watching my figure) Expensive but good.

Happy St. Patricks Day

Skippy..Sounds like we are not the only country with silly tax laws... I guess thats a good excuse to go on a wine tasting trip,..can't be all bad:)

Thanks for the rice link, I enjoy learning more about the way things are done in most parts of the world...And the Cubbie Station link being an irrigation project, that's great. We are beginning to see some movement toward water conservation in our area, California has been doing it for years simply because of the lack of water. In my area, we are pumping it out of the ground at an alarming rate. I myself and a few others have been implementing conservation practices like reusing surface water from drainage ditches.

Take Down the Bird Feeder

The analogy is absolutely right on . . ..

Maxine tells it like it is!!!!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung

it on my back porch and filled

it with seed. What a beauty of

a bird feeder it is, as I filled it

lovingly with seed. Within a

week we had hundreds of birds

taking advantage of the

continuous flow of free and

easily accessible food.

But then the birds started

building nests in the boards

of the patio, above the table,

and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was

everywhere: on the patio tile,

the chairs, the table ...

everywhere!

Then some of the birds

turned mean. They would

dive bomb me and try to

peck me even though I had

fed them out of my own

pocket.

And others birds were

boisterous and loud. They

sat on the feeder and

squawked and screamed at

all hours of the day and night

and demanded that I fill it

when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even

sit on my own back porch

anymore. So I took down the

bird feeder and in three days

the birds were gone. I cleaned

up their mess and took down

the many nests they had built

all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like

it used to be.... quiet, serene

and no one demanding their

rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.

Our government gives out

free food, subsidized housing,

free medical care, and free

education and allows anyone

born here to be an automatic

citizen.

Then the illegal came by the

tens of thousands. Suddenly

our taxes went up to pay for

free services; small apartments

are housing 5 families; you

have to wait 6 hours to be seen

by an emergency room doctor;

your child's 2nd grade class is

behind other schools because

over half the class doesn't speak

English.

Corn Flakes now come in a

bilingual box; I have to

"press one" to hear my bank

talk to me in English, and

people waving flags other

than "Old Glory" are

squawking and screaming

in the streets, demanding

more rights and free liberties...

Just my opinion, but maybe

it's time for the government

to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

So Chickenfoot tour kicking off with some UK festivals in the summer huh? Guess that means no tour then given we don't get summer : b It'll be a mud mosh LOL

Slansh - you were right mate. It happened again, and this time I found two cats lovin each other up. I'm heard that kind of miaow from a siamese bit didn't know common all garden moggy's make it during whoopee time!

Scubadaz - no, that would be a strong case for keeping the nick, it's memorable : ) What happened when you tried to upload that vid to youtoob? Did it get blocked or was there some other problem? and off topic, Thresher sharks agressive - not towards humans....?

Igneous - I looked back at when I was first going to get a Trek madone. The (in effect) same model is more than double in price now.... ahh, hindsight! You're probably right about T2J on the brain

Roo - ah dude, one JS3's enough. Don't get greedy or you'll have to change yer nick to RooRich (see what I did there??). At least you know it'll be well looked after. You should have got Gary to put a Joe setup on yer geetar, that would be awesome

Cube - got a Zakk story to share with us yet? How did you two start hanging out - through work? I can't imagine it's anything like the you & Al love story....

Cheese - no I didn't think Chrispie had the money for a JS20th but that's not to say he didn't have a lovely mommy who bought him one to replace his 1200CA? So you've got a 20th & a Chromey is that right (drool..........................)? He he, if Chris hooked his amp up a la Back to the Future it could give new meaning to Flying in a Blue Dream

Skippygirl - wow, that's a long renevation. Must have been major major. Got some before and after shots? Yep, you can use the metronome like that if you want... one times virtual seat reserved. Depending on venues etc I'm thinking I may only be catching a/couple UK gigs before a Stateside one. We should all hit one gig there, it would be mega!

Sounds like you have a plan for the guitar so just stick with it and I'm guessing you'll get way more time to practice now. Regarding TAB, it's a good way to learn. Maybe buy yourself the Cherry Lane version of SWTA ? Good luck, keep us posted

Mikesb - how's pops?

Blue Moon - Al, looking forward to the new guitar vid. I'm guessing the £10k mixing desk hasn't turned up yet? Cos the Spinal Tap gig didn't happen for me yet either.......

Burly - woah, dude - corned beef and cabbage? I think I'd be awake all night after that combo LOL

Fatape - sounds like I need to head to your neck of the woods (for the fishing). Very much with the tag it an put it back group. You done any big game fishing?

Maritime - how's the recovery going? Great chickenfoot link, thanks

Few... caught up (I think)

Have a good day everyone, wherever you are

y gotta be kiddin feckin spanish youtube muck ah well

Skippygirl - Yeah, Roswell is the alien place. There really isn't much to see there today, though, and it's a few hours out of the way of everything else so I'm not sure it's worth going to. We'll see, though...

I'll probably put about 2,000 miles on my car over the four days, but that doesn't bother me too much (and it's not required, like it apparently is in Australia...crazy!). I really do love driving. Actually, I got the idea for the trip when I realized that if I stayed at home for that time off all I'd do is sit here and listen to music. So instead, I'll sit in my car and listen to music...while actually going somewhere.

My favorite songs from those sessions would be Slick, which is available on Joe's Anthology album...you don't have that yet, do you?

Your suggestions are really making things difficult for me...I was planning on going way east and you're making me want to go mroe north. Thanks... ;-)

Chickenfoot

Scuba - I still wouldn't call a thresher an agressive shark though.....? They're shy. I'll have to go read up on that, interesting

Slansh - not heard of that before but that's an awesome idea. Is this a well known trick or a slansh invention. Will try it cos bl**dy hell did they seem to have some stamina!

Igneous - you so confused me I'm not sure if I'm posting this or not. 47 miles hey, road or mtb? I did a full stage distance once (alone) but am nowhere near that fitness level at the mo. Warming up with the Lance strength training though. Do you have a turbo trainer?

Cube - aw, no need to be like that. He loves you, not the other way round, that's obvious ; )

D_O_M - nice article. LMAO though at "shots taken by photographer John Cuniberti"... that's not his day job!

Chelley - how's sis (forgot that in my longer post, soz)?

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

"Whispering a Prayer is probably the most beautiful pieces of music I've ever played in my life," says Vai. "Every time I play it, I'm overcome by feelings of freedom and happiness."

"Whispering a Prayer (Song for Ireland)"

CRANK IT!

I'm damn near blowin' out my speakers at the moment ;-)

Do the Stu - You're a big DMB fan. What would you say their best live album is? They seem like they would be a better live band than studio band.