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Steve Johnson Pocahontas, Arkansas U.S. Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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It's hard to play guitar with your fret hand shoved in your a@@!
Lucas Please Stop..I beg you.
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Fri Mar 13 '09 10:41:54 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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I,m interested t know how t stop this from happening
Luini:maybe a good idea t pass a little power t Cheese on the forum here if yer 2 busy.Its a shame this happens, great forum, but i doubt many newbees would stick around for 2 long.....our man Lucas aint wrapped 2 tight
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Fri Mar 13 '09 10:45:44 am
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GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz Santa Clara, California USA Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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lucas--What's your point of posting the same thing over and over again? Please stop for the sake of everyone in T2J.
Blue_Moon--Thanks for the sweet post of ALL ALONE. Very well done. I love the way you and your guitar create such great emotions/feelings.
Ya see how far behind I get when someone abuses this forum, sorry to say! It makes me feel very old, tired and sad!
;-/ GoldenGirl2
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Fri Mar 13 '09 11:00:08 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red........................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes ! '
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Fri Mar 13 '09 11:11:08 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks
to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was
no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for
the laboring mother, and her five-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high,
so he could see while he delivered the baby. The child
did so, as the mother pushed, and after a little while,
the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked
him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the five-year-old what he thought
of the baby?
"Hit him again," said the lad. "He shouldn't have crawled
up there in the first place!"
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Fri Mar 13 '09 11:11:50 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot, 21-year-old gal.
"Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!
WOW - 3300 POSTS !!!!!!
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Well - back to work
Random Things to Think About
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about
seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Fri Mar 13 '09 11:45:39 am
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Because there is no air inside the bottle to cause the adhesive chemical reaction to happen
and my god theres so many things wrong with that link to Joe, i cant stand when right handed guitarists have mirriored images in the media, ITS MISLEADING TO EVERYONE! ...they even got the wrong era for Joe's head shaving fiasco, EEJITS!
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ODDBALL
kevin peck saverton, mo U. S.
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Hey Joe, this here is Kevin. I wanted to ask you why you haven't made it to St. Louis the last two tours. My wife and I have really missed seeing you live. I know you played Kansas City, but we had previous plans. Please believe me I'm not upset or anything, I just wanted to let you know that every time you play in St. Louis you will see us there. Maybe, hopefully, THE CHICKENFOOT will leave come and it's footprint in the Gateway City this year. Rock on!
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Searching22
Nic Tanner The, Sky USA Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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WOW im soooo Stoked for CHICKENFOOT, cant wait to hear it!!!! Think its going to be a blast. Gonna have to fly down from alaska to hear it in person this fall!
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ferdi1986
ferdinand BAKKER HEERENVEEN, FRIESLAND
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hey joe how are you , when you gonna set the new tour on te site? its very inportent to me because i 'am a big fan of yours
thanks a big fan you rock....:P
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wolf2
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....Hey possible bonai coming yep.Well you know how my mom volunteer,s at the library my mom is about60 years old the library like the township has this programe for giving senior,s new computer,s they spent 25,000 dollars on 27 computer,s now because my mom works their alitter cretien on behalf took care of it you know alittle money were getting one brother i think this one is making me feel weird well yeah different parts in it keep going so i got this guy that gives me used parts for my computer no shit i pay him cash but buddy their like possible radiation or something all different parts out of all different computers to make mine work no shit today everytime i stopped by to say hey i was working and stopped by here im sure this thing is making me feel funny though man this dude where i get my parts from collected all these old compuetrs from whiet dump collection day man he has a whole entire apartment full of computer,s for part,s it,s been keeping me going for about 7 year,s anyways have to be nice to mom my mom brought me alittle basket cuzz i feel weird full of easter choclates it sais for you on it shaped like a heart including a cadburys easter cream egg because im grown up! anyways later wolf2.
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POOLSTICK
ED WENZEL N.LINDENHURST, N.Y. USA Plays: Bass (55 years)
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WOW,That Chickenfoot clip sounds so F...in stone crusher heavy! Can't wait. Pleasure to meet you @Looney Tunes L.I. a few years back. No Westbury shows? Although you'll be playing Stadium's now. Hey I know Andy Aledort. Good player huh.
Peace,EDDY.
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