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michelle

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Anybody watch Rescue Me tonight? It's the best show on tv IMO!

I saw a preview for a movie coming out called THE HANGOVER. Here's the trailer. Reminds me of what AL'S weekends must be like. lmao!!!

Tue Apr 7 '09 8:06:08 pm Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Michelle- I actually had my first hernia from de left at 6 years old, and then this one at 18. My doctor told me it´s a congenital issue.
Tue Apr 7 '09 8:34:21 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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Coldplay challenge 'copy' claims

NME

Billboard

Yahoo news

A pop band saying Joe "lacks originality" is like the pope saying Gsus is his equal.
Now get on your knees and worship you CP wankers.
I am not a lawyer but the it-is-protected-by-copyright-law-but-it-should-not-be-so-defense is really lame.

To all the Chickenfoot critics / analytics I'd like to say: if you don't like Sammy's lyrics you are always free to put some Bob Dylan vinyl on your dusty record player. Or you may consider music as just entertainment. Like: enjoy it. Or worse: dance to it! As in: wiggle your tight white arse from left to right while your right hand is putting a bottle (no not a glass) of whisky to your mouth. And your girlfriend beside you rubs her nipples with some Cabo Wabo tequila, a joint nonchalantly danglin from the corner of her mouth. After 5 tracks on the CF album you danced up a sweat so she suggests to give you some head. With your pants dropped you put yer dick on the heat-sensitive album cover, it works. During track 6 she's done so you get yer first steak from the BBQ. You never knew music could do this to you. You call your shrink and tell her to f*ck off, and ask your best friend beside you (who actually brought the album) when the next one is released. You haven't smiled so many minutes in years! Is this what those tattood people mean when they say 'let's party'???



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Tue Apr 7 '09 8:52:17 pm Set this message as last read

JOEISMYHERO
Patrick Carew
Fairview, Tn
United States
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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I gotta say I love Joe Satriani's music. I think most of his albums are fantastic, but this Chickenfoot stuff just isn't very good at all. Sammy Hagar can't really write lyrics to save his life. Soap on a Rope? Get ya soap up? In a car, in a plane, subterain? Does satch really think this stuff is really that good? I'm sorry but i'm not sure i'd even pay the money to go see this stuff. I mean i could be wrong maybe there are some better songs on the album(as if they could be worse) I will buy the album just to see but i am so disappointed that Satch won't be doing instrumentals for awhile. According to the latest interview he'll be doing it "when he has time".

Edited Tue Apr 7 '09 9:58 pm
Tue Apr 7 '09 9:52:07 pm Set this message as last read

drilled
shaun hirawani
hamilton,
new zealand
Plays: Bass (20 years)
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hey joe im a new member from new zealand i just wana say hello and i think that you ROCK MAN you inspired me to wana play the guitar and i think CHICKEN FOOT will be awsome! and also hope to see you here in NZ

Tue Apr 7 '09 10:19:38 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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burly - sounds like a good day's work, hope you get a huge crop. I feel like that when I do a good day's effort in our garden, especially the veggie patch :0).

Guitarvibes - looks like your bog standard legal defence to me, no real surprises, hope it doesn't drag out too long and the expense must be enormous.

Tue Apr 7 '09 10:42:34 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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"lacks originality"... I'm pretty sure that's a label in all their CDs, just like the Parental Advisory thing on Eminem's...
Wed Apr 8 '09 12:36:25 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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So if Coldplay says If I Could Fly lacks originality, aren't they insulting themselves at the same time?


hybes - I don't know too much about U2's history, but I think it was their bassist (Adam Clayton) who had next to no musical training when he joined the band. And their drummer (Larry Mullen Jr.) has said in interviews that he sees himself as nothing more than a timekeeper, which I find disappointing...but oh well.
lorenzo001 - The Chickenfoot album will be released exclusively in Best Buy on June 9 in the US.
Skippygirl - ::shrug:: If Joe wins Coldplay could end up paying his court costs. :-)
Well...it's time to read Guitar World.

...Austin...

Wed Apr 8 '09 1:59:45 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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aloe veras the way of the future m!

and that film looks pretty funny, its similar alrite
Wed Apr 8 '09 2:37:03 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Al I hate to think what you're doing with the aloe vera in the privacy of your own bedroom................does your girlfriend know?
Wed Apr 8 '09 2:46:57 am Set this message as last read

D_O_M

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http://www.bravewords.com/news/110827

SAMMY HAGAR To Guest On Red Eye This Morning Posted on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 00:07:24 EST

CHICKENFOOT frontman SAMMY HAGAR (ex-VAN HALEN) will be one of the guests on Fox News' Red Eye this morning at 3 AM EST.

Chickenfoot - also featuring guitarist JOE SATRIANI, former Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony and RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS drummer Chad Smith - have announced the global release of their debut album, Chickenfoot. The album will be released by earMUSIC in Germany on June 5th and in the UK on Monday June 8th. The album will be released by Best Buy in the US on Sunday, June 7th.

Chickenfoot tracklisting: 'Avenida Revolution', 'Soap On A Rope', 'Sexy Little Thing', 'Oh Yeah', 'Runnin' Out', 'Get It Up', 'Down the Drain', 'My Kinda Girl', 'Learning to Fall', 'Turnin' Left', 'Future In The Past'.

The tracks 'Soap On A Rope' and 'Down the Drain' are streaming below:

Wed Apr 8 '09 4:08:28 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yes of corse make your jokes now, but when I've skin nicer than Joe's you'll be in shock and awe

freaking sweet
Wed Apr 8 '09 4:25:15 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey ,.Nothing like a 60 pound weider duo for breakfast!.Yep my arm curl,s are back at 30 pound,scurled the right 30 pound,s 12 time,s left 30 pound,s 12 time,s at 7 am what abreak fast hey man everything elses is at full power brother it,s my canadian mercenery workout.Hey the buck stop`s here!.not to much going on garbage day had to do that first thing this morning here we recycle hey man like your old can,s and plastics all get melted and made into new one,s cardboard pare everything i have had alot of recycleing lately man every week preety well,.8 am morning dose of risperdal so yeah just do full workout,s except the dumbell arm curl do those on the day,s in between will probably work you shoul see me amazing brother anyw,s more coffe yeah camroon yeah sure! later wolf2.
Wed Apr 8 '09 4:37:14 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Frank can bench press way more than you Wolf
Wed Apr 8 '09 4:42:13 am Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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I did 140 pound at 9 AM
Wolf O Whimp
and that's what I do for heart rehab


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Wed Apr 8 '09 5:04:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1940's, 50's, 60's 70's

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin and ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always exciting and great fun.

We drank water from the garden hose or tap and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank cordial with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X boxes, No video games at all, No 99 channels, No Pay TV, No cable, No DVD movies or surround sound. It's crazy! We even had No mobile phones, No text messaging,No personal computers, No Internet or Internet chat rooms..........

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we didn't poke out anyone's eye.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all!

And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with your eyes shut holding a pair of scissors, doesn't it?!

Wed Apr 8 '09 5:12:47 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Skippygirl - yep it sure is....grander than I have ever known it to be....I found a great guy in this very place (the talk to joe board) and he is not just one in a million or a needle in a haystack...

he is an atom in a universe!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed Apr 8 '09 5:15:55 am Set this message as last read

scanloni
Mike Scanlon
Rehoboth, MA
USA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Anyone know how to listen to the Chickenfoot songs on an iphone? Doesn't seem to work and I'm dying to listen to them! Thanks.
Wed Apr 8 '09 5:23:21 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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js1200js1000 chickenfoot
Wed Apr 8 '09 5:46:29 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Satriella:- I was born in 1963 so you can tick off ALL those things in your list coz I did them ....including running through the house with a pair of scissors...BLINDFOLDED!!!! I proudly bear the scars of my childhood and they remind me of a much better world than the one we live in now.Sure current technology is fantastic, but it will never replace what a human childs imagination could concoct back in the day.Thats whats lacking in our youth today,IMAGINATION(the real kind!!!!) Thanks so much for reminding us of who WE really are.

C,MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed Apr 8 '09 6:36:15 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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don't worry, in 20 years time they'll fight wars by pouring peanuts over nations... the allergy injuries and deaths will be astranomical
Wed Apr 8 '09 6:39:14 am Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Guitarv..- Thanks for the Coldplay news, It seems that we are really knowing who Coldplay is. I actually liked them, but Satch is Satch. Does anyone has a Nintendo DSi? I want to buy mine and I´m looking for advise.
Wed Apr 8 '09 6:43:32 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Guitarvibes, have you been dreaming of that whole episode you wrote up? I mean, putting yer meat and potatoes on the heat sensitive album cover...that's pretty damn funny, but now, just watch how many people touch YER cover...now that they know what's gonna be on it and all. lmao!!!



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Wed Apr 8 '09 6:56:45 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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the goverment completly fucked up the country with its mid year budget, super!
Wed Apr 8 '09 7:06:48 am Set this message as last read

anibur

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ALERT: I have 2 SBE tickets (standing) & want to swap them for 2 Level 1 tickets.pleeeeaase, anyone??? the venue will not let me swap & when I bought them there were no Level 1 available. I will check back on this site later on tonight.

Hi Goldengirl!! Oh yes, the Crystal Planet is definitely one of my fave's too!!

Wed Apr 8 '09 8:38:57 am Set this message as last read
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