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Mastah M

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Hey Joe...

I'm 16 and became obsessed with the Guitar about 5 years Ago. I would practice Hours and Hours On End after i Learned my First Song Ode TO Joy.. I was a Metal head, wanting to Learn every song by Metallica, Maiden etc.. I got into my own music about 2 years ago, Stepping away from What i can play from others and developing my own style. I Guess that was just the Immature Stages of a Guitarist, but It certainly taught me Technique.. Along the Road i read one your articles/Video's on youtube/Guitar world speaking about Emotional Playing.. And my GOD it's like a Drug! At Times i would get Overwhelmed with this feeling and I'd start to shake and Had to Scream.. These licks would Come out of Know where on the spot and i Had no clue where it came form.. Thus i realized it came from the Heart and Not Head. It's Intense I've finally reached the lvl of playing I've dreamed to have ever since i heard Kirk Rip his Solo's From Ride the Lightning To and Justice.. You where his teacher at one point so i knew I had to Throw in some Satch in My Vocab. And might i say an Inspiration you were to my playing.. I'm renown here in Charlotte, Nc as a Vai Junior, Little Satch, Mikey Van Halen from all The guitar center's/Sam Ash's; Friends Relatives that hear me.. And i Promise I am soon to be One Of The Next greatest virtuoso's the World has ever heard.. Through my knowledge of Quantum Physics, Metaphysics, Sacred Geometry, String Theory "The law of Attraction," Spiritualism; I've been called with a Very high spritual calling in this world and the next, that, I am Defiantly aware of the "hidden" aspect's this cruel world has... As well as Other's

My main Point of this message was to tell you Two night's Ago (Morning of 5-7-09) i had a Dream on what i believe to be a Coast somewhere/ Fishing Dock where you had some apartment complex.. You took me up to your House and Should me some techniques of yours on the Guitar.. You where plugged in to your signature JSX and then handed over to me your Guitar, And said "Play with your Heart". You stepped outside onto some balcony and closed the Door behind you so your presence wouldn't distract me, but you still heard me.. So I Played.. And i Played My Heart out.. It was the most amazing Guitar work I've ever heard.. When i finished you came back in and Said, "Perfect".. When i was to leave i saw around 4 Little Boxes of Dimarzio pick-ups, Not sure Which model's, but you gave me two, To put in my Bridge and neck, And you said "There, That should Help your Journey.. I then woke up from my slumber and started playing my guitar, and having these revelations.. Strange Dream Huh

I've read the content and purpose of dreams are not fully understood, and can virtually Mean anything.. I've had prophetic dream's before of The Gates of hell That arose in a vast waste land and Satan with his back towards me walking away, IN Which during that time My wind chime in my Room Had these Specter Balls of Light Circling around it.. I've been told by Priest's at the Ministry i attend the Purpose for it.. But for this dream i had of us.. I don't Joe. lol Maybe there will be an epic battle in the Future In which musician's will activate some Mind conscious state to where Frequency, space and time will be Visible and Physical and enter a Magic Universal War; That we may cross path's.. After all we Musician's are Magician's in a way.. Manipulating Time, Frequency, Rhythm, Vibration etc. lol But that's my Imagination ;)

What are your thought's?

Fri May 8 '09 12:44:42 pm Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Cheese- I have seen this first hand and it WILL work.

Anytime you open your mouth to eat anything, MAKE SURE you balance your protein and carbohydrates equally. Go a little over on protein. Eat Chicken and fish. Cut out the fat especially animal fat so pork and beef are to be kept to rare occasion. Get your fat from good sources like eggs nuts and good oil (olive oil).

Sample meal breakfast: oatmeal unsweetened 2 eggs

snack protein bar ( the more balanced the better)

lunch: Lean Cuisine Chicken Tuscan and a Protein shake

snack: another bar

dinner Lean Cuisine Grilled Chicken and Penne Pasta , protein shake

before bed: another bar.

Drink 6 -8 oz. glasses of water a day.

Do this and you can't help but drop pounds. Even with minimal exercise.

I recommend EAS protein powder ( Sam's Club) and for the bars Pure Protein (Sam's) or Balance Gold (Sams)

Do this for a month and you will never change the way you eat. You will not get hungry as long as you eat more often and balance protein and carbs.



Edited Fri May 8 '09 12:49 pm

Fri May 8 '09 12:47:15 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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1,2 and 3 for Amaj ...Asus2 is just 1 and 2 and aSus4 can go either way... 1, 2 and 4 or 1, 2 and 3

Whatevers best and whatever ur trying to play really
Fri May 8 '09 12:48:22 pm Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Cheese after you have done this for 3-4 weeks use Saturday for a cheat day. Eat something you really like, but jump right back into the routine on Sunday or use Sunday as a cheat...

I was not really fat, I was very muscular about 270 lbs, very solid very strong.

After 40 My knees would not hold up to suit my active lifestyle. I last a lot of muscle but I lost the excess fat around my middle.

I have never had a 6 pack, but now with just a little ab work I can have it.

read your labels..I got off cholesterol meds as well as blood pressure. and I will never go back to that again. It is a lifestyle change that was very doable. It works like nothing else.

Tonight is my cheat night. I'm going for a huge plate of grilled chicken and pasta with Asiago sauce...yummy. That is what I crave, and of course you can't overload on pasta during the week because of the carbs.

Try it you will like it.

Fri May 8 '09 1:01:59 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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bop badda shubby doo wah

Fri May 8 '09 2:21:43 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Cubicle - Don't think i'll bother, it smells like shit.
Fri May 8 '09 4:53:56 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Ozzy - now THAT's encouraging - spill the beans buddy, or drop me an email with the inside goss pls - I so hope you are right.!! We will have to organise a T2J bus like the UK Pip one.

Re the fires - hope all are safe, Lord knows we have the recent fire experiences here still fresh in our minds so we feel for anyone facing fires near them.

Thanks for all the links and interviews everyone, I have really enjoyed this build up to CF - wish I could be in SF or anywhere for the shows and hope you all have a great time.



Edited Fri May 8 '09 10:48 pm

Fri May 8 '09 5:13:48 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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Crappy Steve i thought you ate pieces of shit for breakfast
Fri May 8 '09 5:52:23 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Skippygirl- you got mail.
Fri May 8 '09 6:50:19 pm Set this message as last read

elpp
Jose Martinez
El Paso - Juarez, TX - Chih
US - Mexico
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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Great new Dream Theater song released, the video is even cooler!

Even better, I started surfing that site for concerts in NM and TX and Slayer is playing in Albuquerque along with a bunch of great new metal bands. Slayer is one of the few artists I like that I haven't seen live doing a headline show (30 minutes at Ozzfest doesn't count, I barely started moshing when it was all over). I guess this will be my 2009 concert trip!
Fri May 8 '09 7:01:04 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Dave Weiner has said "1000 followers contest! - when I have 1000 followers on Twitter, one will be randomly chosen to receive an Electro-Harmonix Nano Clone!"
Fri May 8 '09 7:07:19 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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ill do the same, but instead of a pedal ill send some M&M's
Fri May 8 '09 7:17:58 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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I dont like green ones
Fri May 8 '09 7:19:58 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Blue_Moon--M&Ms aren't yer style are they?......What about dark belgium, viennese, dutch, earthy chocolate with esspresso overtones! Just think of it melting in yer mouth......Yumm!

GoldenGirl2 ;-P

Fri May 8 '09 8:03:17 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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ewww dark chocolate, what ya on lady... swiss milk chocolate is where its at for al, belgiums the worst country ive ever been to!!!
Fri May 8 '09 8:04:55 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Mmmmmmm......triple choc mudcake with 98%dark chocolate icing generously topped with dark chocolate sprinkles and choc chips with a side serve of dark chocolate mousse....mmm,mmm,mmm,mmm,mmm!!!!Heaven.

C'MON CHOCKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri May 8 '09 10:26:37 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Ozzy - you are my newest best friend..........

Fri May 8 '09 10:26:52 pm Set this message as last read

UematsuMaster
Mike Clements
Davis, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Ah... nevermind. Whole Earth sucked this year... maybe it always sucked and I just never noticed?
Sat May 9 '09 1:03:46 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Joe _ I'm confused.

I have to admit that for me there's no key of tone.

Each one his own. Tone is infinite.

I need a Strat. Simply a standard strat, & what is between. I know nothing about heads, & i need the between.

Just realized that what is between isn't in a head, or is the sleeping head.

Sat May 9 '09 1:28:05 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Be careful, you might get eaten!
Sat May 9 '09 2:05:35 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Worms are waiting for everybody.

Is it good enough?

Sat May 9 '09 2:24:38 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Don't fancy eating worms to be honest with you....cake sounds good though.
Snapped a string yesterday, which is a bit weird as I wasn't really playing 'hard'. Anyway, gives me an excuse to clean the geetar up a bit; I live in THE dustiest house known to man. It gets everywhere....

Listening to: Nefeli by Ludovico Einaudi
Sat May 9 '09 3:05:59 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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"Worms are waiting for everybody"

lmao!!

That's great!

Another reason to go to ashes I tells ya!!

mmmmmmm - M & M's....

Sat May 9 '09 3:36:49 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....Their!,now both shock`s on my prs indepentent front suspension on my 1985 ski-doo formula mx are brand new one each side.Here,s how yesterday went down around here!.I replace the shock and spring on the right hand side last year shock and spring were already together brand new from cycle salvage ,so I had the old blown leaking oil shock from that side with the good spring on it.i waited until around 3 pm for this new aftermarket kimpex shock absorber I ordered from the yamah dealership so I could pick it up I also ordered two,2 600 mainjet,s it nee,d to be a little richer in the carbuarateros so I can rev it higher without blowing her up around 7 000 rpm she might blow with the 560 size jet,s in her it get weak for fuel oil mixture above 6200 -6300 on my tachometere i can tell never chsanged them yet though anyways so I rode my bicycle to the yamaha dealership about a mile and a half away up a big hill both ways hill about 150 meters long came back home no spring on this new shock you have to use your,s grabbed that old shock from the right hand side with the good spring put it, and the new shock in my knapsack rode my biccyel another mile and a half the other direction into town.I had to use the press with a licenced mechanic to press the shock so we could remove the retainer to get the spring off put the spring on the brand new shock had to reuse the shcok bushings from the old shock annywas did that assembled braned new shcok assembly came home aited ate supper the blown shock was still mounted on the left hand side had to disasemble the front end took the old shock and spring off realy leaking oil it was.Their was no easy way to install the new shock had to reasemble the front end like it wouldnt go back together with the shcok in place so i unbolted the shcok the only thing i could do was pry it with more then full power to get the top shcok bolt in did that all bolts are in with lots of threads started on the nuts today we snug her all down the shcok tutrned out to be 60 dollars instead of 50 the main jets for my flat slides were like like 4 dollars each these flats slide have alot of parts internal which are the same as a regular mikuni carb no shit so 30 dollars at the yamaha dealer couple days ago for the tune yp for the t,nt annother 76 or 78 dollars yesterday did all that from 3 pm to 720 pm more coffee later wolfinator .
Sat May 9 '09 4:17:49 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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Cappy Steve HAHA , what ever you think tough guy on a forum..
Sat May 9 '09 4:58:39 am Set this message as last read
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