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cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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I'm still trying to figure out this whole thing... Crazy middleman making everything too expensive...
Thu Apr 16 '09 11:17:50 pm Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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Do the Stu - Thanx for the thought i'll cross my fingers and hope someone here picks up an extra one or wants to sell theirs after all i will pretty much pay for a Vip package for someone who can keep the ticket get early entry etc i just want the poster its win win in my book.


I HATE AUSTRALIA AT TIMES LIKE THESE :( :( :(
Thu Apr 16 '09 11:40:36 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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hey don't hate it so much it seems you have some money around...
Fri Apr 17 '09 12:12:10 am Set this message as last read

Philip_Karlsson
Philip
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Dear Joe please have a look at this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KRxFyiKvyM&feature=channel_page Its a song inspiered by you (THE GOD) And youre playing buddy Paul Gilbert, I got a guitar lesson by him rescently :) Youre the best! Keep changing my world!
Fri Apr 17 '09 12:32:06 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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Yeah and doesn't help a bit !!!!
Fri Apr 17 '09 12:38:57 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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well, you could be like me four years ago in a little third world country and no money at all!!!
Fri Apr 17 '09 12:43:56 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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Bugger that !!!
Fri Apr 17 '09 12:50:48 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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getting started is always the hard part...
Fri Apr 17 '09 1:21:14 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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Being a roadie would be an awesome job.


Fri Apr 17 '09 1:59:57 am Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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DO the Stu:

Austin - you are kidding right?

Where else can you have all this information at your fingertips?

Each disk came in Separate sleeves with artwork and heaps of writing.

Basically everything that is in the cd booklets, but better!

Roo

Edited Fri Apr 17 '09 3:34 am

Fri Apr 17 '09 3:34:26 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....hey i,m doing great!.Some serious biker babe action here hey man oh i have sex with a different biker babe every night hey joe yeah oh i think their from the rock machine motorcycle club in montreal quebec hey man yeah they have alway,s come here for me i probably will do a differnt biker chic 2 or 3 time,s every night until january then alittle slow in january picks back up in january hey they look killer blonde leather biker halter tops hey the para dice amagalmated hell,s angel,s woment are not bad their well hell,s angel,s is a scared of me man and i know at this place you get rock machine women anyway,s have to make some coffee have a cigarette later wolf2.and they all keep coming back! later wolf2 good women damn good! wolf2.
Fri Apr 17 '09 3:56:01 am Set this message as last read

Coldplaygerizer
Jay Esquire
Around, here and there
Australia
Plays: Bass (16 years)
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Hey fat head....I mean Ape, Check out what ya daughter bought today, I wanted it but couldn't have it so i jedi mind tricked ya gurl into buying it. http://www.monsterfishkeepers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=235191
Fri Apr 17 '09 4:43:30 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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what the hells goin on with the CF shizzle!

i already got my tic is there are theose packages even available to euro people!? or an upgrade option thing like the satriani things
Fri Apr 17 '09 5:14:17 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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A Doctor about to do an Autopsy on a body pulls back the sheet to find the biggest Penis he had ever seen in his life. Looking at the Patients notes he sees the Patient's name is Schwartz, and that after the Autopsy his body was being released to be cremated. "We cant have something this size going to waste, it should be removed and preserved" so he takes out his saw and removes the mans Penis and puts it in his briefcase. Later that night back at home, he says to his Wife " Wait till you see what i've got" so he opens his case and shows his Wife the Penis, " Oh my God " she screams " Is Schwarz dead"
Fri Apr 17 '09 5:55:46 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Me again, going to see Gary Moore on Wednesday, anyone jealous?
Fri Apr 17 '09 5:56:59 am Set this message as last read

aclstrat
Adam Law
Richmond, VA
US
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Hey Joe!! Do you know of any professional recording studios in or around Virginia? Took a couple of demo tracks I had here to a studio here in Richmond. They did a decent job, but they seemed to be a little too relaxed about getting things done that I would have hoped (punctuality, etc.) Just looking for someone to take things more seriously!! I know you're on the west coast, but was curious of the things you look for when building a relationship with a studio and how you hooked up with the right people to make a project come together???

P.S. - I met you about 2 years ago at Warner Theater in Washington D.C. and gave you a copy of a CD I was working on at the time. Any suggestions??

Hope all is going great, looking forward to CHICKENFOOOOOOT!

Adam aclstrat@gmail.com

Fri Apr 17 '09 6:44:10 am Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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McKenna we'll get our Stinkfoot t-shirt and poster at the merch stand at the gig.
Fri Apr 17 '09 6:46:48 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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remember to get small ones, there going to be the ginormous us sizes :D
Fri Apr 17 '09 6:53:18 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Abbott and Costello - At the Computer Store

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello , and not too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT : Mac?

COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .

ABBOTT : Your computer?

COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT : Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .

ABBOTT : What about Windows?

COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT : Wallpaper.

COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT : Software for Windows?

COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT : Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT : I just did.

COSTELLO : You just did what?

ABBOTT : Recommend something.

COSTELLO : You recommended something ?

ABBOTT : Yes.

COSTELLO : For my office?

ABBOTT : Yes.

COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT : Office.

COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT : Word.

COSTELLO : What word?

ABBOTT : Word in Office.

COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT : Money.

COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT : Money.

COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT : One copy.

COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT : Click on 'START'..........

Fri Apr 17 '09 6:55:51 am Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
657 posts total | IP Logged

I need XXXL......

Fri Apr 17 '09 6:58:00 am Set this message as last read

Tostado
Jesús Alberto De la Cruz Tostado
Mexico City, D.F.
Mexico
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Joeclone01-Congratulations and good luck!!! Even if Joe can´t go, perhaps, all you need is play some of his themes in your wedding to feel like if he is right there.
Fri Apr 17 '09 7:18:50 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
3677 posts total | IP Logged

Al:Great job on V Point, makes a HUGE difference having peeps in the know, another feather on the cap sham...onwards

as for the CF issue....we all been spoilt b4 with Joe imo....welcome t the bigger pic peeps!

Fri Apr 17 '09 7:22:54 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
3677 posts total | IP Logged

dang dodgy comp grrr

as Mr comp decided t mail twice, i spent a great afternoon with another Al in an Irish bar here who was sound engineer for countless peeps Rory Gallagher, Van Morrison, Gary Moore t name a few n the man is goin t help mix my work :O.....slan runs t toilet

Edited Fri Apr 17 '09 7:32 am

Fri Apr 17 '09 7:23:06 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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campbell:-Way back in 1978 I was a couple of months short of my 15th birthday and my Dad decided to take me and some of my friends to Circular Quay in Sydney.As we got off the train we could hear loud music and unbeknown to me,there was a free concert being put on by one of the local radio stations on the steps of the Sydney Opera House, so that's the direction we headed.There must've been around 80,000 people there but we managed to find our way to almost the front right of the stage.First up was a local guy you may or may not know of by the name of Jon English.Did good job of warming the crowd up.Then came a group who were a one hit wonder here in Oz, named Wahkoo.(they had a hit with a song titled "Fabulous Dancer").I remember them being quite good live,but haven't heard anything of them since.Then came the BIGGEST surprise yet(and still one of the greatest memories of my life) THIN LIZZY!!!! They were my favourite band at that time(and still hold very high ranking for me) and to make it even better GARRY MOORE was their new guitarist. Man,they rocked like only a good rockin' thing can.And DAMN,they were LOUD! They actually had the Sydney Harbour Bridge shaking, which was reported in the media.People from several miles away said they could hear it quite clearly too. Garry played like a demon and I have the DVD of the original video footage to prove all of it.

So, am I jealous of you going to see Garry Moore?.....

NAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri Apr 17 '09 7:37:24 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
6317 posts total | IP Logged
to right roy, Joe stuff will be in bigger demand now adter this CF thing, our little Joe is finally making the big time ha!

true dat though royston
Fri Apr 17 '09 7:45:54 am Set this message as last read
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