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Kevin Thrower
Manteca, Califonia
America
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hey joe my names is kevin and i would like you to try this

Step 1:take and guitar

Step 2:take a spoon

Step 3:move the spoon up and down the strings starting with the 6th string

I CALL IT THE ALIEN AFFECT

Sun May 10 '09 5:36:10 pm Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Ozzy, I cannot believe you send Skippygirl that sort of info and don't send to me as well!

Am I now an outcast?

:(

Sun May 10 '09 5:40:40 pm Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Hope all mothers had a great day. Been busy as usual...I'll talk to you good folks tomorrow. Have a good week everyone!
Sun May 10 '09 6:17:54 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Sorry roo, I sent that after a 13 hour day at work. Wasn't thinkin.... If you don't forgive me, we could start our own slander match....
Sun May 10 '09 6:23:03 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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blue moon based on your response , i figure you inserted your tampon sidways like the ol cappy must have done !
Sun May 10 '09 6:33:19 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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based on your responce... f*ck off

stop being a dick for once
Sun May 10 '09 7:01:47 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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HAHA
Sun May 10 '09 8:12:09 pm Set this message as last read

tjguitar001
Tyler Jacobs
IGH, Minnesota
USA
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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Sorry Joe, I've been busy/keep forgetting to write, but I remembered. How long do you practice your guitar?/How many times a week? Because I'm a beginner/intermediate and I was just curious.

Your Minnesota fan, Tyler

Sun May 10 '09 8:23:16 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yes it's hilarious
Sun May 10 '09 8:30:24 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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roo - I asked and Ozzy kindly obliged, easy.
Sun May 10 '09 8:49:01 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Joe, I think you should get a nice yellow suit for the Chickenfoot tour :-)

That's hot!

Sun May 10 '09 9:37:31 pm Set this message as last read

elpp
Jose Martinez
El Paso - Juarez, TX - Chih
US - Mexico
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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Very late but Happy Mother's Day to all T2J "mamás" (mothers in Spanish)

It was a rather busy day for my family, we had breakfast with my wife's family, went to the graveyard to spend some time with the ones that left us early, then went to catch the final soccer game of the season.

Our local team (Juarez Indios) 2 weeks ago was needing one win to avoid falling to Division 2, but with 2 straight wins and a bunch of combinations not only they remain in Division 1 but made it into the playoffs with 2 goals in the last 3 minutes of the game.
This is how the stadium looked and sounded after ther third goal
And this is the final minute of the game and the celebration I promise to bring a better video camera for the playoffs! Oh and by the way, my normal voice sounds nothing like the hysterical screaming caught in these videos :)
We spent 4 hours under 95 degree heat along with 23,000 crazed fans, wouldn't have it any other way!!! So for all the beer drinkers in the forum, CHEERS!!! Later


Edited Sun May 10 '09 10:20 pm
Sun May 10 '09 9:38:03 pm Set this message as last read

elpp
Jose Martinez
El Paso - Juarez, TX - Chih
US - Mexico
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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yellow suit and green hat!?!?!?!?! Damn, I'd probably get shot after 10 minutes dressed like that! "Shoot BigBird!!!" jajajaja
Sun May 10 '09 9:45:20 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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Goodmorning throat slicing bitches, I won't stay long, I wanna keep a fine mood.

Michelle you have great taste in funky videos.

I've been so lazy all weekend my body hurts. So I'd better hurry to the gym.

But not before I give you some eye- or earcandy, or even stimulous for the mind:
1. John Petrucci-Lesson
2. Steve Vai - "Freak Show Excess" Demonstration
3. Line6 POD X3-Live Steve Vai Tone
OK and because we're in Joe's backyard:
4. Line6 POD X3-Live Satriani tone but he got the Vai tone much better
(the guy who programs X3L so well is a fusion guitarist so he's a bit 2 smooth for us, monsters).
5. And finally: Mike Keneally does some of his finest playing on a bloody drummers' video: Minneman, Mike Keneally, Beller

“Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people”
[Roosevelt]


Edited Sun May 10 '09 11:00 pm

Sun May 10 '09 10:50:56 pm Set this message as last read

roo
Andrew Longhorn
iphone app: RooSatch
Australia
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Ozzy: Slander match? Hahahahaha

I'm a lover, not a fighter...

(I don't think lover = wimp, but ok, whatever...)

Thanks SkippyGirl, I'll try it... Here goes.....

"Hey Ozzy, what's the goss on Chickenfoot in OZ?"

:)

Sun May 10 '09 10:51:08 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Ozzy_Fudd:-DUUUDE!!! Ain't it good to have the right connections!?!?

BRING ON THE 'FOOT!!!!!

C'MON OZZYFOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun May 10 '09 11:15:40 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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fatape - LOL you got that right, that's 3 tickets already booked on the Chickenfoot bus haha. BTW that vid of you on YT is really good (well, you know I'm a guitar dummy but it's good to me). Do you play in a band?

Al - how did the date go with Miss Pneumatic???????

Mon May 11 '09 2:17:17 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey ,I have been doing a fair bit of living off my chainsaw hey joe yeah,well lately I have just been chrgeing 25 dollars an hour buts that a foucking grade 17 licence plate weightlifter hour,s work you know here,s what been happening you go for a wal to town future customers are talking oh dont get that fouck if you get him you will need about 8 guys that will cost a fortune all you need is one guy frank is his name this dues a licenced chainsaw operator and has enough strength to end alife with like half or aquarter of apunch thats who you need here he comes right now or last winter i seen frank on his ski-doo looks like he needs a new shock he will fix it himself find out when he,s starting this guys good the best hes been doing this chainsaw work for over 20 years go over when we here or see or sometell us their wrenchs going out back you can probably get him for 25 dollars an hour get franks another one once people know this guy works for you the bad people stay clear get frank so last 3 or 4 jobs have een at 25 dollars an hour anyways more coffee later wolf2.
Mon May 11 '09 4:47:49 am Set this message as last read

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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She don't talk back, she don't treat him mean. Best part of she's easy to clean.

Mornin' all enjoy the week.

Mon May 11 '09 4:59:32 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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I clicked on the link to see what the yellow suit was all about....the video's playin, and Chris gets outta bed and comes out to see what I'm doing....

He watches about 3 seconds of the video and sez....

"Let me guess, that's a video from Michelle"

You've got a rep to protect honey....LOL!!!

Mon May 11 '09 6:21:05 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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elpp, how's yer throat today? Now I have that song in my for the day. Every time something good happens, I will break out with "OOOlay, olay olay olay, OOOOlay, OOOOlay!" Hopefully something good will happen so I can use it. lol! As for the yellow suit, ya just can't pull it off without the green hat. If yer gonna do it, gotta do it pimp style. lol!

Gvibes, Goodmorning throat slicing bitches,

Now that's funny! Sounds like something I would say. lmao!! I think the guys need a little JB medicine to make themselves feel better.

elpp, I think you'd get shot faster wearing the yellow suit in the vid I just posted way faster than the other vid. lmao!! Now get up offa that thing!

JUST FOR CHRISPY! cause I got a rep and all. Dat tune lubs the bassy speakers :-)

Oh wait - he might like this one better since he's got pockets fulla monies now. LOL!



Edited Mon May 11 '09 6:34 am

Mon May 11 '09 6:29:17 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Skippygirl:- I haven't played in a band of any sort for about fifteen years,and the last one I was in was a Christian band(got out before they could convert me ,though).At the moment I'm recording some of my own instrumental stuff (just to amuse my family,friends and myself for now,but who knows further down the track).I haven't really found anyone to click with as far as forming a band,although one of Ozzyfudds rello's is a pretty cool acoustic player I don't mind jammin' with whenever the opportunity arises.Who knows,one day soon ya'll might get to hear what I record. No matter what though,JOE RULES!!!!!!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon May 11 '09 7:11:51 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOL.....well, firstly he sez thanks to his chelle-burto fer thinking of hims......but secondly, he sez BEASTIE BOYZ?? OMG!!

:)

Mon May 11 '09 7:17:28 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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So...the cheeseburger would like something a little more mellow?

I got dat too!

Ahhh, I love that stuff!

Mon May 11 '09 8:02:35 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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A new song is comin this morning.. it's all about being inside the arms of a woman, & doing what you have to do..

Inside your arms

Mon May 11 '09 8:06:07 am Set this message as last read
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