Hi all,

Apologies folks for the link to the ibanez site not working... I checked it first, posted the message and then coinsidently minutes later the site was amended!!!

Anyway here is a link to the Jemsite where someone has bought the same guitar and they have posted pics up. Click Here for the link to Jemsite.

Cheers,

Hey Joe, I donīt know if youīll ever see this little message of mine, but I have to let it out somewhere. On Wednesday last week I travelled all the way to Copenhagen from the other end of Denmark, where I live, just to find out the Chickenfoot-show was cancelled. Apparently the Hamburg- and Copenhagenshows were cancelled Monday evening and the last time I checked the Vega-website was on Monday afternoon........

Many times before I have travelled both in Denmark and abroad to see you perform and I do it gladly because the shows stay with me for days and sometimes weeks. Maybe that is why I still canīt shake the feeling of huge disappointment. I was really looking forward to see you perform in this great new constellation and now I may never get the chance to do so.

I know worse things could have happened to me (like a planecrash or heartattack!) but missing out on this extraordinary event is almost devastating. I sure donīt want you guys to jeopardize the health of a bandmember, so my next thought was:"Why donīt you fly in Jeff Campitelli??!!.." What Jeff may lack in explosiveness he adds up for plenty in colour and sensitivity!

Cube in bright blue spandex shorts, eek, Conch FFS just the thought of it made the milk in me tea curdle!!

....and Conch, talking of nuts....

There was a young man from Devises

Who had bollocks of different sizes

One was so small it was no use at all

But the other was big and won prizes.

Oh yeah and another thing...

I never knew camels had toes until this term came about.

Skippy- can I be in the lefty bin as well?..No I'm not a lefty, I just don't want to be left out.

Austin- Yes I agree. Sam should play more. Not to say he should solo but he does add a nice sound.

haven't posted for awhile *waves to all of T2J* i'm posting too late to warn Joe to stay away from swedish oysters O_o one took PapaHet out a few months ago!! i saw some of the 'OH YEAH' video on RAGE the other night, looks like you guys are having a really good time! which is good, fun = good!

Joe Satriani HAPPY BIRTHDAY for tomorrow!! my fav. guitarist turns 53!!

JOE :- Happy birthday and many happy returns. You keep rockin' like a good thing rocks!!!!!

Austin....so of course the girl isn't paying attention, falls down a few feet into a manhole that shouldn'ta been open, gets dirty and a few scrapes.....sent to the hospital where she's checked out and perfectly fine.....

AAAAAaaaaaaaaand her parents are going to sue. They don't know who or exactly fer what, but that's their first thought. Nice, eh?

No wonder I hate people sometimes.

Skippy, nice find....I can tell u that Mc already knew about it though, that boy has quite the spy network going on, lol! He's known for about a month maybe....but lots of other peeps dint know, so yer as informative as ever! Now the rest of the lefties in the world can drool over the JS1200 and Jem lefties!!

Scuba....ick. LOL!!

Ok friends.

Sete has gotten Jeff Beck at his best. The maęstro has given to us all his love of guitar & music.

Sete has been very lucky.

I spent the concert very close of the stage, the team, the maęstro & his amps.

Okay peoples, big news, LISTEN UP!!!

Because my son (and I got to tag along, lol) got to do a private lesson with Joe through the Grammy charity auctions last year, I have remained on the mailing list for upcoming events.....and they asked for feedback on what I'd like to see if possible, so of course I wrote and raved about our experience with Joe, and also about Chickenfoot....

I just heard back from them...now...hold onto yer BRITCHES!!!

Joe has agreed to do another private lesson for their auction coming up in JULY, OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! This launches on July 21st, so those of you interested, keep yer eyes PEELED on ebay for Grammy auctions!!

When I bid before, you first had to call them and set up a maximum bid limit, they had to approve u and then away you go with the bidding. I think we got an incredible price, don't know if it will go fer what I paid or not, likely to go higher, but for anyone who can afford it.....

OMG IT'S SOOOOO WORTH IT!!!

They also said they are already working with Chickenfoot to put together an auction for a VIP experience with them, details to come later, so I'll let you all know when I know....

Happy Birthday Joe

Chad and Joe are crazy, in three parts:

http://www.faceculture.com/artist.php?id=742

If you dig around that site, you'll also find a nice interview with Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater.

And "Toofonky" from the Chickenfoot site posted some photos on his Flickr page that I thought were pretty cool. There are some of Jeff Beck there as well.

Was the Joe lesson you won for Chris a public auction? If so, can I ask what your winning bid was? I'm just curious (and of course if it was silent then it's none of my businesss).

I went to the benefit gig Joe and Steve Vai did for Cliff Cultreri in 2006, and they gave away a lot of autographed guitars. I was surprised at just how much some of the autographed generic guitars went for (more than signature models autographed by Joe or Steve, each also with a private lesson).

Joe- Happy birthday for tomorrow!! My grandson turned 3 yesterday. His favorites on the foot album are OH Yeah, Bitten by the Wolf and he loves the opening to Down the Drain when Sammy is talking to you. He says "That's Joe" The boy has been bitten by the musical bug.

Trying to talk the wife into an Atlanta trip next month to see the show with the backstage experience. I think it's working. All I have to do is promise to get her there early enough to hit a big mall.

Time to play catch up... it's been an odd week or two....

Have you all seen this one (I'll probably bump into this as I go through the posts in a mo....)?

Chadster sings

All this injury stuff reminds me of when Jeff Cappucino hurt his leg during the 06 tour... playing football with the kids. Is that right, or is my memory shot - again!?

Burly & Michelle - thanks for all the Danica Patrick adverts. Those mobile phone ones are bad... as in bad, not good bad. I hope she realises that. Funny

Cheese - it doesn't look like my second Chickenfix is going to happen, bar some minor miracle. Fooey!! Otherwise, I'd gladly hold the line with you all. Take some nice piccies and say Hi to the guys for me if you see them please? That's probably as close as I'm going to get

Do The Stu - I was looking at a world map in the week... and whilst thinking about the next global T2J gig, I noticed how central a venue the UK (& Ireland) is... so I guess everyone should come here : )

The nobody in the group shot is nestled perfectly on top of those guys. Wierd! Have you uploaded Cop Chic yet?

Skippygirl - how ya doin? Yes, I have some shiny pantenne sidies goin on - are they showing up in the Chickenfoot pics somehow?

Melbourne to Tahoe 24hrs? My flight from LA to Sydney was only 14... you must be going the wrong way round : )

Thanks for the link to my beer clip - I lurves you for that

Burly - it seems like my fat g strings comment pales in significance when there's a big male???? cameltoe goin on. Yikes....

Michelle - male camel toe........ NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo! Thanks for describing that in painful detail. LMAO. I'm gonna have to go look at the picture of the texting cat to cleanse myself

Igneousiceman - have you recovered from the shock of what the saddle is doing to your manliness? Enjoying the tour? So is it cornwall or devon you ended up in? Either way, you passed me probably, and the pint I was holding for ya

Axeshredder - thanks for all the cool links. LMAO at Big Bad Wah phone

Scubadaz - cool news about the work. That's great. Any more news on if it's looking like a long term thing? Thanks for the kind comment about my video

Don1963 - your new DVD sounds awesome. How do we all get a copy? ; )

Do The Stu - thanks for asking. Just overly tired and way too busy mainly. Nothing really up, for which I am very grateful

AWESOME find on those faceculture videos. I must find a way of downloading those

"What's your favourite van halen period?"

Chad - "When David Lee Roth had a very heavy menstrual cycle"

More Chad... "That's a very original question.... rather like your moustache"