DoTheStu - i've written those JB albums down, but i got a few other cds to get... don't know if i can spend that much. gotta get DT's new one cause everyone on Metclub is loving it.

Skippygirl - i love French & Saunders >=:P i been watching them for ages... 'HOW AR EWE?' heh, they're doing 7 shows here in Perth. i didn't buy a ticket though...it takes alot more than that to make this hobbit leave home ;)

let me know if they bring the guinea pigs with em >=;P that skit cracks me up. their pisstake on Cold Mountain is hilarious. i haven't seen the Baby Jane one in ages but my gosh they sure do get the movies spot on Whatever Happened To Baby Dawn? < Bette Davis is my fav. actress so when i first saw this i completely lost it!!

BigBunny - haha thanks for the F&S ilnks - yeah should be good haven't seen them live before.

wow Joe in blue - nice I gather wah 1 is the effect in SOAR ?

Daddy's Gal - Rules for the boyfriends

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early".

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are OK. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule Ten:

A Little Boy on a Bus

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,

and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father".

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that".

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many".

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren

and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over

and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your

Hey Joe,

I have noticed that when you come through Ohio you only go to the northern part of the state. I happen to live at the southern part of the state and I end up having to pull the kids from school so we can make the trip to see your shows when they come to Ohio.

Hello all-

I am still trying to find out if Joe is planning to put out a live release from the latest solo tour. I was at a show and am dying to have a show to listen to over and over.

email me at zenmodo@msn.com if you would- not around here alot.

Hi joe satriani my cousin,is a big fan of yours. She wishes she could play like you. So do I. We play the guitar an sing. One day we wish we can be like you. If it is possible,could you please send her an I an autographed picture of you?,it would really make us happy.

Whatsa goin on peeps?

Scubadaz - having the regular stream of cash must be nice. Probably gonna make the GAS worse. Still..... "every little helps".... yeah, I know!

Shorty11 - I'm so sorry to hear that. Thoughts & good vibes to you, I hope you feel better over time

Cheese - it sucks monkey balls. But even if they do come back here, being over there improves the fun if that makes sense. I get to have a mini (hell it was mini mini last time) holiday. Next time...

I think, as I need to hold back on the pennies for possibilities, that you'd best let me know when he's irritating you so I can get paid. And yes you're a great mom - wot Cappy says!

Do The Stu - no shows were cancelled, Jeff manned up more than Chad LOL but he came on all strapped up and was the same after the show and I remember asking him about it but forgot the precise answer he gave

Skippygirl - Chickenmelb... could be! It'll also be down to timing again mainly. Did you take any Pink pics? You and I both know I'm not the one with the pulling ability ; )

Webbers reaction was so genuine and awesome, an you could hear him start to cry. I hope he takes the title!

Don1963 - wow, that's a cool offer, I was only messing. I'll drop you an email then, thanks. Extreme have been back together for a while now and have been touring with a new album. I missed the gig when they were here but hoping they stick at it again long enough for another tour. Mr Big are also back again. Fancy sharing with us your Sammy story?

Blue Moon - nice one. How about some money for nuthin or brothers in arms?

BobeySmith - I think Joe has just released the guitar for you (or is about to) - a 24 fret JS model. I'd go for that

Guitarvibes - interesting about Uniteds shipping of guitars. Where did the comment about Cavendish doping come from? I hadn't heard anything. You'll upset Iggy

Axeshredder - fixy link please?

DotheStu--"Got My Mind Set On You" Thanks for the other vid set in a video archade. I love the saxophone part.

Have a great weekend.

Just getting caught up on some posts.

Skippy--Thanks for the Highway Star vid and the pictures of Joe and Sammy.

I hope you are enjoying your winter down under. Must be a nice change from scorching oven temps from summer.

I'm really sorry to see that CF has had to cancel the show on August 5th in Pittsburg, PA....they are offering refunds on the tickets though.

I feel bad for those peeps who planned on going...cuz it isn't always just the price of a ticket which they CAN get back...it's airplane tickets, hotel rooms, rental cars, etc that may not be able to be cancelled or refunded. Sucks huge monkey balls for those folks.

I know this isn't done lightly at all by the organizers or the band....I hope there's no more changes needed. =|

Scubadaz - yeah, sorry - it was totally predictable. Thought I'd drop it in sooner so we can all get past it LOL. I still think it's cool, I hope it all goes to plan for you

Regarding the GAS/wah.... I had a Dunlop for yonks and then it started getting noisy so I gave it away to a friend (who fixed it). Since then I haven't replaced it. I'm going to have to drag myself to a shop for a trial of Bad Horsie, 535 and the BBW so let us know what you go with.

Cube - I think you've tried most kit out there. What wah do you roll with? Possibly not a mainstream one....

Ok, I've just seen the Farrah Fawcett story and I'm all welled up... sad... nothing more to add

Joe Sartiani cancels nothing! He even played a gig with pneumonia ffs!!

Chickenfoot, on the other hand.... not so much.

*sigh*

T, the one thing is...IF (Lord forbid) anything like that would happen for that particular east coast show we're attending, think of the amount of liquor me & the massive one could consume without a show to interrupt us. lmao! The money you would make on that video would sho' nuff pay for yer travel fare. LOL! Unless you have to use it for bail money...

LOL!

Let's dance :-)