A Car Crash

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.

Joe - Thanks for the update! :-) Sammy and Mike are enjoying Europe, I take it? I don't think either of them have been over there in a long time...

I don't really have a secret. I just look at weight loss as a math problem (if you burn more calories than you consume in a day, you'll lose weight). I do lift some weights, but I spend most of my time doing cardio. I ride the stationary bike at a fast enough pace to burn 700 calories in 45 minutes. I also do a short cardio warm-up at the start of my workout and I run a mile at the end.

I haven't changed my diet at all...I know the weight loss would come quicker if I did, though.

Solid DT cover, by the way. Their music is tough to get "right", but you succeeded.

Here's something better:

12345 and 67.8

Yes, I was driving when I took the photo (on the way to see Saw II, I think).

I had been waiting for the 12345...I was ready for it. I honestly didn't plan the 67.8 on the trip meter, though. I reset that every time I get gas, and it happened to work out perfectly. I think if I actually tried to plan it, I would have screwed it up somehow...

I'm back from San Antonio, Texas. Got a couple of days and took Mrs. burly on a romantic trip. Every body..Awwwww!!

It's a really nice place to visit. Stayed on the famous "Riverwalk". I want to go back again whan I have more time to stay.

aaaaaaaaaaand....it's the sign of the devil...if u believe in that :) We've always known u were trouble Mckenna :D

burly, the Riverwalk is GREAT! Been to San Antonio once myself and made sure to do that, although didn't stay there, just rode the boat around to see the sites and walked around it. Loved San Antone :) It was like an oasis after living in western Texas. Nice of you to take wifey!

Austin, nope, u absolutely couldn'ta planned that if you'd been paid a million bucks, lol!

Gibson94lp- One of many from Joe himself.

And here is another.

Al, we are clever evil bitches ;-)

Gotta say - that Buckethead tune for MJ is pretty damn sweet.

Austin, does "folksy with maybe a little bit of country (just a touch) thrown in" sound like what I listen to? lmao! I'm allergic to country music, and folksy with a dash of country...ohh, here come the hives...

Never heard of 'em. I'll try to look them up if I can remember. Got 4 1/2 hours sleep.

burly - awwww :-)

Joe--Great to hear from you. Enjoy your days off. I hope you can look around, talk with family/friends and RELAX! ;-D

axeshredderjc - Chickenfoot at Guitar Center? Wink-off? Good find...thanks!

To use one of your favorite examples, the In-N-Out we stopped at on the way from SF to LA is between 195 and 200 miles from my apartment in Long Beach. When I do that drive, I can look at that and know when to let myself get hungry.

It's also helpful when you're following directions with distances. It's easier to know you have to stay on a freeway for 31.7 miles when you're starting at 0 instead of something like 58,691.

Austin, I like a few Jackson Browne songs. My hubs is the JB fan. The last show we saw, I literally wanted to jump off the balcony it was getting soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo depressing. lol! He even admits he doesn't have very many happy songs. I do love James Taylor though..but NOT country! lol!

We were just at the grocery store. We were walking down the freezer aisle, and there was a white heavily tattooed dude, shaved head with a big ass tattoo on it, buttoned up flannel shirt, shorts, socks, and sneakers. He was looking in the ice cream case and talking loudly on his cell. The convo kinda went like this...

"I'll cut that bitch up...no, I'll stab all three of them fuckers! I'll stab 'em and shove 'em in the closet till they start to stink!" and he laughs. He was gone off about somebody, but he was just venting to a friend about it. My hubs and I were laughing...and making sure we didn't do anything that would have given him the chance to possibly vent that anger. lmao!! People are funny!

Hmmm, I actually sat through the whole thing. Very strange. lol!

Al, this one's for you. I know what a big fan you are...