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Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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"come inside and we'll fix you a nice hot bath" LOL!!!

dark and funny (irish)


Edited Thu Jul 23 '09 4:30 am
Thu Jul 23 '09 2:16:44 am

Skippygirl

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WTF? That was sick! Good, but sick.

Austin - I know you're up, come on give us a post.

Thu Jul 23 '09 2:47:37 am

wolf2

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...hey I am the ATK with the Wallnut macheining the cylinder bore from the hone you have to pick what ,you want and what it doe`s to you and sighn all these paper`s i picket brain feel`s like a wallnut! rain here supposadly for 5 day`s what doe`s that mean no burupp! burrup! to my girlfriend hey usualy stay in if it`s rainy and dark anyway`s more coffee later wolf2.
Thu Jul 23 '09 3:26:22 am

michelle

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Happy Thursday peeps!

and she's off....

later taters

Thu Jul 23 '09 3:41:53 am

burly
Steve Johnson
Pocahontas, Arkansas
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Skippy- We do 95% of the repair on equipment so it takes us a while as my farm shop is about 20 min. away from the parts supplier, and you never get everything you need while there. So preventative maintenance and repair will probably be stretched out for another month along with other duties... See I told ya it was loads of fun.

Alan- Great dance t' learn. That will surely turn some heads. I can picture it in my mind already. The thing is, I can remember when this vid/song was popular. When MTV used to be good and fun.

Cosmic- wish I had the nerve to solder and repair electronics. I need to upgrade my GSP 2101 and solder in a new piece. Just never had the nerve to try. Besides I am into more sophisticated tools like Sledgehammers and pry bars. I guess I should get my old Aspen Strat copy out and practice my soldering.

Thu Jul 23 '09 4:39:29 am

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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Did anyone else have trouble streaming that Steve Vai WTWTA clip?

Scuba - I always have GAS lol, and not just music gear. My amp has a few faults, and I've fancied a Head/Cab setup for a while. See what happens I guess

Mikesb - that didn't turn my stomach.... too much. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?

Skippygirl / Roo / Fatape / Ozzy Fudd / Big Bunny / Dream 3 & all the other members from down under (hmm, that sounds wrong!) - am I possibly the only person in the world that likes Chickoroll? Everytime I mentioned it to Aussy friends/relatives or peeps home here I just get "yuk, it made me want to hurl"....

Michelle - how's yer head now?

Burly - ha, we did actually post to each other a few times about it I'm sure. Single seaters for me. You're making me miss it

Do The Stu - Happy Birthday to Andrew, hope you all have a fun day hanging out. That broken link was just because of a space. Doh

Guitarvibes - nice vids there!

Blue Moon - what the hell is that salad fingers stuff?

Right, I need to eat....

Thu Jul 23 '09 4:53:17 am

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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burly :- Everytime I see your posts come up and see the name Burly, I get this mental image of you looking like Stone Cold Steve Austin...THEN you go and mention sledge hammers,pry bars and the like!!!!! You do realize, I'm VERY good with a jigsaw!!! LOL. Hope you're in so much pain....from laughing so hard!!! Have a great day buddy!!!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu Jul 23 '09 4:59:55 am

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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PipSatrini :- Like the ad says,"YOU CAN'T KNOCK THE 'ROLL!!!"

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu Jul 23 '09 5:03:45 am

Becjr

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Hey, does anybody know of any contests to try and win a JS1000BP?
Thu Jul 23 '09 5:04:32 am

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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pip - BOO ! lol

• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

• Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

• Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

• Coca-Cola was originally green.

• It is impossible to lick your elbow.

• The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

• The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) - the percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

• The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

• The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

• Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

• The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

• The youngest pope was 11 years old.

• The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

• The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

• Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar

• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

• If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

• Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2nd, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

• Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

• In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

• It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.

• In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".

• Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

• In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

Thu Jul 23 '09 5:30:33 am

Two Shay

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Satchiella - Some funny ones there but the golf one, come on, Gentlemen in Scotland??? Ajmal!!
Thu Jul 23 '09 7:31:58 am

ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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A taste of what happened yesterday, Who's that girl ?. She's Tal, and Jeff Beck is not grandpa
Thu Jul 23 '09 7:39:36 am

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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"Freeway Jam" cool..
Thu Jul 23 '09 8:36:00 am

Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
560 posts total | IP Logged
So does anyone know what Joe did for his birthday?
Thu Jul 23 '09 8:50:58 am

TheHawkGuy
Danny
California
USA
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Zince Master and Axeshredder Yes..I just listen to dooken one was a live album and the other was an oldie classic back to the attack

I sure did enough their tunes ..I bet theres a few dokken tribute bands out there right?

Thu Jul 23 '09 9:52:12 am

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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TheHawkGuy

Dokken's Beast from the East was great !!

Thu Jul 23 '09 10:38:50 am

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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Vinnie Moore's new stuff is alright...anybody else listening to it..??
Thu Jul 23 '09 10:45:24 am

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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DoTheStu: Definitely want to get that Vai DVD when it comes up...thanks for the heads up :)

Listening to: Sisters by Steve Vai
Thu Jul 23 '09 12:53:07 pm

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Ibanezplyr--RE:"I was just at Highland hospital and noticed a marked rise in patients. The after math of a concert had quite a few victims of a mosh pit incident. One young man had a broken ankle from someone slamming a garbage can down on his foot! He faired better than "Diver Dan" a "Real" person who tried to audience surf....the crown parted like the red sea. He broke his neck. You can hear about it from the band "Travis Shredd and the Good Ole' Homeboys." Be safe out there guys! "

Isn't this another example of our youth taking dangerous risks??? I guess all us middle-aged ppls can do is pray and joy and suffer along with 'em. It grieves me. On the other hand, in Monterey I saw some young guys talking about the new Harry Potter movie--one guy asked the other why he would go see that movie. The other guy said, "Because Harry Potter's bad ass!" I guess that's a good enough reason......although my Steve and I went to see it because we love the mystery and adventure and we saw all the other Harry Potter movies and enjoyed 'em. Also I work at a library where the books get checked out constantly.

DotheStu--We had a nice dinner on our Anniversary AND took a little trip as follows..........

Had fun in Monterey/Pacific Grove/Carmel and at the Wild Thyme Deli in Marina with friend from Santa Cruz! I loved watching the surfers and kids antics on the beach--cartwheels and chasing each other and their dogs.....Didn't get to go to the Aquarium this time.....maybe next time.....when we get away for a few days to celebrate our marriage, life is good!! Are nuptuals an erotic thing?? Maybe.....ask Alice Cooper!!! Bwahahahaha!!! Nights with Alice Cooper.....radio show at a radio station near you in the USA! AND at the Hippo 104.3 Salinas/Monterey!! 7-Midnight!

Scubadaz--Am I in trouble on here again??? I hope not.

GoldenGirl2

Thu Jul 23 '09 12:59:26 pm

wolf2

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...You know I ,have my relious belief`s you yes some are ver strong little belief`s of the power to withold jumping and create and bound fruit`s bunny of labour`s .Destiny may call you so you can sure do thing,s but that yes wont last because well the strength is withing the holy,s sprir,s of adrion the demon sex of 184 mcfadden,s road apslye adrionic sex reliougous belief,s that youn can count on later wolf2.
Thu Jul 23 '09 1:35:20 pm

wolf2

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...thid dude aint!.how can wolf2 be back to normal ? fewhhhh finnaly! you want me to tell you what it was!.Believe it or not you know how some houses have fuse panel,s instead of breaker`s well on your fuse panel their,s these 2 box,s with long fuses in it they were weak and my mom wasnt feeling well then the stove quit working and it,s brand new so I pull the 2 , 220 volt fuses their blown now go to ace hardware buy 2 new one,s been myslef for alittle while now fouck man they maust have been week for about 10 year,s 6 or 7 year,s man until they blew whic was no shit the roblem and yeah lori fuses did something and yeah fixed fuses and yeah great to be myslef now! later wolf2. hey that runs the hydro coming from the pole to the fuses panel man later wolf2.
Thu Jul 23 '09 2:35:21 pm

michelle

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Middle-aged businessman of today.

Middle-aged businesswoman of today.

She scares me more.

Damn crazy kids!! Hoodlums, the whole lot of 'em!

Thu Jul 23 '09 2:44:52 pm

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mama M:bet Palin,s a real filthy whore in the sack tho :) she can do mycain any day
Thu Jul 23 '09 3:13:43 pm

michelle

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that's her allure sad to say. blinded by the light of that silvery MOON. lol!

she prolly wears outfits like this

you know how those mavericky upstanding ladies are.

anyways...

so um...yeah...

Thu Jul 23 '09 4:37:22 pm

wolf2

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you ! youuuuuuu! cowgirl`s in action! good very good ! not too much going on here but man serious shaveing like my rotax`s since they have been machineD BY THE MACHINE SHOP i ,have to shave alot man when I use them no shit Instead of once a week it was twice with the formula now it,s 3 time,s and their beard`s man no shit heavy cut ! tommorow when Im, shaveing make,s me gett funny whisker`s abd beard`s should shave even more often probably that`s all just gonna crash with some mellow tuneage radio seen in room later wolf2 bedroom my room later wolf2.
Thu Jul 23 '09 6:09:07 pm
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