slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
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Cube/Zen:that track y both did sounded wild...in a good way btw, i love when musicians go so far outside they forget ego n formula...have t say also... Cube yer electric guitar OV solo tone now sounds stunning!! lots o bucks n a lifetime o patience....Salute!
A bit o a funny:7 years old student Marti thought he,d show a lil friend his last lesson on his classical when at home.After goin through some chords & fingerpicking exercises he decided it was time his friend understood some rocktronics so ye ol pleck scrape from 12th fret t zero ending on an open E5 would be had, except he lost his pick! fuck it thinks Marti thumb nail is close...he now has a big blister left o thumb, not t his parents amusement.He does have tho a big sloppy evil grin!
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
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Yup...I entered the poll before realising you could win something... :S
Webmaster: Keep those vids coming :)
LIstening to: Happier Times by Joe Bonamassa
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
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WEBMASTER....what kind of question is that...big fan...was the best you could do...
what about.....
SUPER COLOSSAL FAN!!!!!!
Definately got all the albums, a load of bootlegs, anything from the telly, a scrap book and a shrine in the back room!
LMHO
Cappy Steve...haha what are you trying to say about the scottish!
Zinc - Oh that was a good one about the little boy's story and listening...classic!!! Very funny, but very true!
aaaaaaaaaaaaagh......this is soooo annoying....I lived in the same house for 25 years with my ex....I need to get in just to collect a few things I left behind, but my ex wont let me in and has told the kids (aged 18 + 20) not to let me in either...I have asked and asked but no....grrrrr what does he want with my diaries and personal stuff anyway....its so darned annoying, especially as it was illegal for him to change the locks or to not let me in anyway as its still my house!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh grrrrrr
At this rate I will have no other choice but to break in!
and breathe.....
calm....
Hugs Satriella xx
A SQUIRRELS TALE
REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:
The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.
The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
THE END
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
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UK VERSION
as above but..
A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving.
The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.
The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty.
The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house.
The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi cultural choir singing "We Shall Overcome".
Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his "fair share" and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London.
In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer
The squirrel's taxes are reassessed.
He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work.
The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper.
Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home.
The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain's apparent love of dogs.
The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody.
Initial moves to then return them to their own country were abandoned because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit cards.
A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house.
He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshopper's drug 'illness'.
The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK.
The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery.
A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up.
Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased.
The asylum-seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.
The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison.
They call for the resignation of a minister.
The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom.
The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and order and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.
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axeshredderjc
Joe Axeshredder
Long Island, NY
United States
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webmaster Jon- Thanks for the Info.I actually posted the first vid here before you Jon..lol .So use to Joe being serious about his creations! Great fun! Youtube Scanner engaged!
I would have loved to answer the poll but too many shows for me going on that week...GL to those who can!
Edit...screw that..if im lucky enough ...it will be a fun trip
Has anyone else heard about a Chickenfoot DVD later this year?
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Vuk Mladenovic
Smederevo, Podunavski okrug
Serbia
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Dear Joe..I am from Serbia...It isn't a killer state.Would you please come to Belgrade and have concert?Please post me message...
Vuk Mladenovic
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Tyler Huth
Franklin, Pa
USA
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cosmic_ape-
Well I guess anything you could tell me about. I think what I'm curious about the most is the application/audition process. I mean I've heard that getting into Berkley in Boston is kind of an outrageous audition process. I guess what I'm curious about is do you have to audition to get in like at Berkley? Or is it pretty much fill out the application and they accept you or they don't? And if there is an audition type process, what is it like and what's required? See I thought about Berkley, but Berkley is very expensive. And it's more of a jazz oriented school. And I really know nothing about jazz lol. But my problem is, is that I don't read music. I've been playing guitar for 14 years, since I was 8. I've never had lessons and am, for the most part, self taught. I've always played by ear and feel and a little tab here and there. I am willing to learn to read music. I guess I'm just trying to prepare myself for when/if I decide to give MI a shot.
So I guess what's the application/audition process like?
What are the classes like?
What's Hollywood like? lol
And any other helpful info. you could give me.
I really appreciate info/advice you could give.
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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Contreversialy yes I have
and btw guitarman, that wasnt me on xbox live the last few days if u got any messages, friends kid is staying here a few days and is going on a mad one sending people messages on xbox live, he's trying to talk and play to everyone he see's on the thing
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GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
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Getting caught up on posts when one is several pages behind is challenging to say the least!
Does anyone believe you can live without love expressed in compassion, empathy and social interaction?
I have become more aware that Joe is one of the most/best socialized people in the world or how could he present himself so well with his music and at the G3s and on the recording of THE SATCH TAPES. Something to ponder....
DoTheStu--Went to Guitar Center yesterday and got my Fender acoustic restrung with silk covered steel strings. Awhile back, you suggested I get a guitar with nylon strings to help relieve stress on my arthritis afflicted finger(s). (That cyst on my 3rd left finger is scary!) After looking into different possibilities including some fine nylon string guitars, one of the sales people showed me some silk covered strings and said that is one of the least expensive ways to help my fingers. So far....so good!
Time to listen to PSATMOR and Time Machine. I love "Cryin'" reminds me of the Pacific Ocean, zen moments..and "Baroque" though short is cool and unique.....and nothing comes close to "Revelation" with the melody/harmony overlays and multi-dimensional sonic feelings. JOE--all you are is revealed moment by moment in a gentle caress of sonic energy......constant compassion and invincible joy!
GoldenGirl2
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Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
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SkippyGirl--I would love to show you Santa Cruz.....it borders the Pacific Ocean at the top (northern most part) of the Monterey Bay. When you visit California, please let me know!
You are welcome.
GG2
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marcos souza
marcos souza
sao paulo, sao paulo
brasil
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HI JOE! IM A GUITARPLAYER FROM BRASIL AND LISTEN MY SOUNDS! THANKS JOE FOR INSPIRATION
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http://www.4shared.com/file/121137774/7b846d0d/your_choose.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/121138560/3e155c6d/sudarium.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/121141349/be5a6963/chicano.html
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Cynthia R Vance
Pleasanton, CA
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Hi Joe! My son and I saw your San Francisico concert last fall. We did the meet and greet and you fixed my camera for me! thanks! The show was awesome! It was a birthday gift for my son. he loved it!
My son loves to play guitar and you are his favorite player. he has a YouTube site with a lot of covers from your songs. if you get a chance to check out his site and and give him some feedback, that would be amazing! he does lessons on your songs too and he gets a lot of compliments.
his YouTube site is Vaialation1232
Thanks Joe and I wish you continued success and happiness!
Cindy Vance
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.....My ATK DID,BUT WHY DOE`S IT DO THIS? you push it out go to start it next thing you know you dont know if it was running you dont know if you were rideing it or where you went your back , you check the wood`s it,s loaded with ATK track`s radio girlfriend where you just were is agood thing this engine Ibuilt realy fouckn is not man like so not I was probably just in peterborough through the bush man but their,s no recoloection`s with this thing just track`s no word of alie but you were rideing it went to girlfriend`s and home wild hey man later wolf2. yezefer your`s later wolf2.
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
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Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
So God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me......
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2' Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.
Stop it!
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'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9' Dog sweaters.. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Rick Ashe
Redding, California
USA
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dear joe and chickenfoot
im wondering if youl ever get to redding califfornia anytime soon.....
and joe are you gonna do anymore G3"s
and joe n sam it was awsome to see you guys on guitar player mag this month... way cool
welp keep on rockin
have fun out there on tour
rickers
:O)
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wolf2
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...You know what man!? I just remebered something,believe it or not this is true I use all these engine seal`s from ROTAX that are only for a Certified welder, not a ticketed welder a certified welder and that`s what they do All I remeber was it fireing up me running in the house to grab 10 ten buck`s for mixed pump gas for outboard`s at the marina at the lake whic I went to threw the bush ,so I could rid to my little secret babage`s placeI,m a ticketd welder as well hey but you only use your ticket if your desperat like ticket`s are lower paying welding job`s but that`s the seal`s rotax give me for a certified welder and they do that you dont even know you were just out where you were at the least and their,s hardly atrace unless you look at your trail Tony murphy rotax in valyermo california wild hey? no shit the the truth later wolf2.
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