Do The Stu - knew I could count on you Superman.

Darl - aha you must be the source of the "balls" photo LMAO! It's a ripper!

clockwork - Welcome buddy I was at the last Melbourne show too, we's all hopin' Joe and Chickenfoot come over soon.

Hey, So when are Joe Satch and Gary Moore gonna do some bluesy stuff together??

The Moral of Auntie Sharon

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.

And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

Only nine posts in the last 12 hours? What's wrong with everyone? ;-)

I haven't listened to this album in at least a few years...such a good one!

DO THE STU- I think we need some BLUE. As in , Hey Joe, hows it going? lol But seriously , safe travels to the peeps going to ChickenHoe have a awesome time and tell us all about it ( for the peeps who have to stay in their coops)

Been listening the last few days to PSATMOR. Love it more now than the first time I heard it.

axeshredderjc- lol . I was thinking the same thing but every time I go to listen to something different, I think I have to hear this or that song of Joes Or Chickenfoot first and I just don't get to the other music. This has been going on for months , not sick yet.

Only reason I can see ANYone bashing Joe's playing is jealousy.

Austin, we haven't seen Henry in a while. Hopefully all the measures my husband took to evict him worked. By the by, send me yer address. I couldn't get my son's cd to T-Bones in time for Tahoe. Man, I wish I could see CF again with everyone. I had so much fun wit mah bitches. lol!

Today I'm cleaning, writing bills, blasting Grooveshark, and making an overall attempt to be productive up in here. Burning some nag champa and trying to get some positive vibes flowing. lol! I'm having a great time rockin' the house! Haven't had a day to myself over the summer with the kids home.

Song playing now - Get Ready Killer solos :-)

Darl, I was trying to watch a RHCP dvd last night, and I had a giggle fit. I said to my hubs "I gotta do it! I gotta send that pic to Joe!" He laughed and told me to go for it. lmao!! With all the craziness of CF, I bet Joe will have a good laugh when he see's it. Call me crazy, but I wanna print it out and hang it up somewhere. It's just so friggin funny! If I didn't have so many kids running through here, it would be right next to a picture of me dear ol' mum. lmao! She'd love it and prolly double up laughing...ohhhh, remind me of that idea for my Christmas eve party!!! lmao!!

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of the aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'...

Zinc Master: I have to admit that i laughed a lot.... But it was a little black...........

WIsh us luck.... We play tomorrow at a local pub......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1UTbV1rxm8

Elbb: Thank you for thecomment. It seems you only read my last post .. The sound of the helicopter is made by the guitarist it is not playback or something...

NEWS: my daughter born today 1:46 PM, i watched everything. Amazing and at the same time tough. But Matilde and Sónia are ok :).

Probably the happyest day of my life :) !!!

Thank you my friends, thank you Joe, a new member has arrive ;) !!

Much love from the heart

congrats Alex Caetano!!! Welcome to fatherhood, say goodbye to your guitars for a while!!

Blue_Moon - I had lunch today and thought of you. Do the burgers!

Does she have a favorite Satch song yet? If not, why not? Get started on that...hehe.

Alexandre, congratulations and much love to you and your new family! I'm so happy for you! Now you know a love deeper than no other. I knew today was a great day!! *kiss*kiss*kiss*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATILDE!