elpp, it's the breakfast of champions :-)

Lucky Charms - They're magically delicious!

Lucky Strike - not so magic or delicious

If this works, here's a group photo of the T2J gang waiting outside the venue for the 9-05-09 Lake Tahoe show...only person missing is Ian, sorry u weren't there when we snapped THIS pic!

From left to right: front row: Debbie, Shannon, Freddie, Tracie, Chris then back row: Brian right behind Debbie, and Austin behind Chris and me. GREAT GROUP O' PEEPS!

Sunburn anyone?? Notice all the non-t2j'ers in the background..some line-cutters there...grrrrrr....

MTV VMA's - what a joke. lol! Same shit every year.

Taylor Swift won over Beyonce, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, and I dunno who else for best female performer or something? Okay, we all know what a joke in itself that is with her winning over those three, but then Kanye West comes out......

and ya gotta watch it to see what happens next. lol!

Effin rude ass mofo that one is I tells ya! That guy will do anything for attention.

Janet Jackson & Beyonce kicked ass tho :-)

The rest I can barely stomach.

GREAT previews for New Moon!! Ohhh, dats gunna be a good one!

M - aha re the Lucky Charms LMAO!

That's curious re the VMA awards (which I haven't seen) - I'm taking the little joeys to see Beyonce here in Melbourne tomorrow night hmmmm she in 2 places?

mama M:MTV=Putas with MOOLAR aka money.Doesnt anyone in the industry have any honor t stand up and say ENOUGH! How spoilt i was to have 80,s MTV Alcatrazz, DLR, Van Halen, Crue, Dio... *sigh* I can only hope lil John has enough about him t stick that middle finger right up royal MTV,s ass....its a crock o overly produced tits n ass shite

I,ll put it another way...if you pay a bitch 20 bucks for a blowjob chances are you are on the street at night with a witch knawing on yer ball end...pay a bitch 2 million! oh baby... she goin t do all kinds o things for ya...I see the so called music industry like that

Lads...at mo all you are good for is parkin yer ass in a studio bowing to her every need

Skippygirl, thanks for the support!

What, only one iPhone post and you give up?

I ONLY post with talk2joe, it's much easier
Roo

Woohoo, jumping on the chickenfoot express in just over a week, not sure if I'm more excited about the 2 concerts or my guitars or a great fun trip with the family!

Who cares!??? It's all awesome!
Roo

So, I haven't posted for ages.... an I go and do this!

I've probably done worse though... right?

This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best before End'

My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bi-satchel.

I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.'

I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'

I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.'

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.'

I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'

I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'

roo - I've had to buy the bloody thing twice - plugged into itunes and it auto-synced and removed T2J from the iphone grrrrr.

Pip - haw haw, like those.

Scoob - must get on with Ten Words again, time is whippin by and I wanted to learn it by Xmas, I'll have to be creative a little slow solo tho. Hoep you feel better soon.

I actually asked about lessons at the groovy guitar shop in Fitzroy, was getting a birthday gift for my brother, I liked the guy in the shop he related well to someone in my demographic, so might end up with some lessons for my birthday next month.

Joe - hope Oklahoma is jumpin'