gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham Butte, Mt USA Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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JOE SATRIANI- Thanks for your music... it is keeping me alive these days : )
hello everyone... been a while since i posted last... been doing ok... tll the other day... found out my mommy is dying.
how is everyone?
whats new with everyone?
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Mon Mar 1 '10 11:14:08 am
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hybes
Mark Hybers Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Gotta Have Joe - Sure sorry to hear about your mom. That's crazy. Best wishes.
McDave - What the heck has the Senator from Kentucky done lately? I must have missed something on the news or somewhere.
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Mon Mar 1 '10 11:22:19 am
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michelle
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In case you missed it on '60 Minutes', this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Thanks anibur - that was a good one! lol!
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Mon Mar 1 '10 11:30:33 am
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McDave
Cook, MN
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hybes..he has singlehandedly stalled all extended unemployment benefits for people who have used up their 26 weeks. Up where I live that is utterly devastating. Mine are about to run out. And I have no problem with getting a job..if there were any.
And somehow I just knew she would'nt get through her post without slinging some dogshit...lol.
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Mon Mar 1 '10 11:39:39 am
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axeshredderjc
Joe Axeshredder Long Island, NY United States Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Gotta have Joe- So sorry to hear about your Mom..i will add her to my reg prayers.
Joe-Looking forward to the in-store appearances...Sam Ash is a much better store than GC...mainly because you see the same employees year after year..but sorry..the js-20th is your guitar..and only yours...lol..though the lesson is tempting.....but awesome for those who can afford you and your guitar....do all the js's have the original edge now?..except js100, of course..the acoustic and 24 fretter are enough temptations for the year..thanks
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Mon Mar 1 '10 11:46:44 am
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Pip55
Phil W... ... from South West UK Pip55 on twitter Plays: Guitar
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Kayla - sorry to hear that. Good vibes your way
Axe - yes they do although as far as I know the edge equipped BP & CA for 2010 haven't filtered through yet
Michelle - lol, and which side of 40 are ya? Oh carp, am not supposed to ask a lady her age. Strike that question!
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Mon Mar 1 '10 12:15:17 pm
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cheese101
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but.....if it's fret wear, don't u just change out the frets? Although I hear that's a helluva job to have to do....
Then again can't imagine changing an entire neck cuz of the truss-rod adjustments, etc but what the heck do I know!
First Experience Hendrix show in 2 more days, woo hoo!! Castle, are you going?
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Mon Mar 1 '10 12:21:18 pm
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axeshredderjc
Joe Axeshredder Long Island, NY United States Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Hey Pip, thats great ..though its made my put the 1200 on a rack and thinking of selling it...my white 1000 with the edge is so great...the new edges are wimpy and some things Joe does, you cant even do because of it. Now the Original Edges are back..i dont think you can make em better....i always like the lockable bridge posts but if i remember correctly..theyve removed them?...i cant wait to try the acoustic...ive heard it plays awesome (both models)...im thinking "An ElectricGuitarists' Acoustic"
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Mon Mar 1 '10 12:42:45 pm
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Peace Lily
Debora Aylett Irrigon, Oregon United states
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Cappy Steve- Sorry to hear of your loss......53 is just too soon...
Good vibes to your daughter.... may she have a perfect pregnancy .
Anibur-I am glad your dad is doing better, hope he continues to.
Michelle- Thanks for sharing the Andy Rooney......funny but true..lol.
BlueMoon- The mother/daughter / son band........yes- disturbing. Would have been less so had the son ever blinked....Those were the widest open eyes I have seen.........yikes!
Kayla- prayers for your mom.....Hang in there and never give up hope.
Thanks again for the congrats and good vibes for my son......He worked very hard to achieve his goal and he is just the greatest kid a parent could ever ask for .......<3
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Mon Mar 1 '10 12:44:56 pm
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hybes
Mark Hybers Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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McDave - I gotcha. Ya, it's really difficult out there right now. And bennies are dropping off fast. We are a long ways from climbing out the hole this country is in. Hope things look up for you soon. If you work in manufacturing however, it's just going to get tougher. More manufacturing jobs are getting shipped overseas than we can shake a stick at.....and manufacturing is what makes this country money. Without it, we have very little to offer the rest of the world and very little income we can generate to get out of this mess we are in.
I know we do a lot of great things for countries that have been hit hard with tragedy, but I can't help but think everyday that we sometimes do too much for everyone else. I drive under 2 bridges on my way to work everyday where there is a rather large population of homeless people and it's disturbing.
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Mon Mar 1 '10 1:55:58 pm
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roo
Andrew Longhorn iphone app: RooSatch Australia Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Rofflier: I know it's an old post, but according to my collection page, I have bought swta at least 40 times!
surfing with the alien
I've been off the forums for a while working late nights on my new iPhone app. I'll post details shortly.
Roo
Posted using Talk2Joe - one of Roo's iPhone apps
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Mon Mar 1 '10 1:58:04 pm
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Pip55
Phil W... ... from South West UK Pip55 on twitter Plays: Guitar
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Mikesb - was she sat too clost to the Olympic Torch (Alanis)? I missed it....
Cheese - ah, glad you two had some nice time. Couldn't bring guitar on the bus as too big for the 'hold' (just curious)?
Scuba - unless on the road I'm pretty sure Gary B is still Joe's luthier. As it's just a neck swap I'll plump it's Joe tinkering. Good idea on the pub lunch!
My red/white JS1000 is in the shop now (where Muse have their work done), having a re-fret. Slightly concerned that the luthier has phoned twice in around 5 days to confrim I want 6105 fret wire
Joe Satriani - I'm guessing you swapped a favourite feel neck from one baby onto another? Or how about a 22 fret neck onto a JS2400 to see how it sounded : ) Any shims required anywhere?
Michelle - good attitude to have on both counts. Only as young as you feel... actually, I've just thought - Pips tip of the day, always make sure your partner is a lot younger lol
Axe - why not get your 1200 routed for original edge & put one in with locking studs (about $30, & original edge bridge only without claw, new springs etc around $200 + however much for someone to cut the slightly deeper rear route)?
Good point re the acoustics - and I can't find one over here to go try : ( Black acoustic = uber cool
Cappy Steve - sorry to hear that, I skimmed posts and missed it. You've lost far too many already, just not fair. Sending good vibes your way
Blue Moon - who's crack? (cue joke from Cube)
lol - look how much gear talk from me. I know very little btw, it just happens you peeps are talking about stuff I've been dealing with over the last few weeks
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Mon Mar 1 '10 3:42:43 pm
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cheese101
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castle, YAY!! Have a WUNNERFUL time! And I hope u spot Joe and maybe score a hug :)
Pip, he came over on a shuttle bus, smaller than a greyhound. They have some restrictions on how much you can bring...if there's not many riding that day he mighta been able to bring a git, but u never know till it's time to board, and by then it's too late. Ahhh well, he lives through it, LOL! I try to keep him extra busy whilst he's here :D And if that doesn't work, I threaten him with chores, LOL!!!
And now fer today's funneh....
Church Organist
There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said.....
" Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."
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Mon Mar 1 '10 4:59:02 pm
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oxley11
Hackensack, NJ United States Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Hey everybody, today's song of the day is The Forgotten Part 2!!! And satriani.com is brought to you today by the letter K and the number 9.
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Mon Mar 1 '10 5:19:04 pm
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