The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM...Wake up.'

Glitzman- I took your advice and found Breyers Low Carb Vanilla...man its so good!...i was expecting it to taste fake as splenda doesnt really taste great all the time. Boston marathon is the biggest..aint it?

Hey everyone :)

Hey Joe!1 I did a cover of Satch Boogie at the Brooklyn Bowl the other day!!!! I'm 14 and you signed my guitar for my Birthday!!! i would really appreciate it if you clicked the link Thanks!

Did anyone post the link for That Metal Show Season 4 Episode 9: Joe Satriani? It takes a minute to load so just wait for it.

Good stuff!! Joe looks great!

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P. Lily, sorry to hear about your neighbors passing last week. How's yer dad doing? Did he have his surgery yet? Best wishes to him on this go round.

GG2, listening to Joe makes me wanna be a better person and in general makes me happy. Listening to Godsmack scratches that primal urge to pull stuff up from my toes and get it out. lol! I've always loved drums and Godsmack has amazing beats and rhythms, and Sully's voice is great. Joe - good boy. Sully - bad boy. Two completely different animals, but I love them both.

Good for times like this :-)

But also good for times like this

Michelle- Dad had surgery last week, surgery went ok they removed nine tumors from his arm that grew despite aprox. 20 days of radiation treatments. Can't do chemo because it will destroy his transplanted kidney..... The Doc's say the cancer will keep reappearing eventually will spread further in his system . He is in pain & grumpy & discouraged. I hope he can heal up enough to do a couple things he wants to do before its too late...but you never know......

Its a good evening for Enya......so soothing. No Godsmack fer Peacelily tonight....maybe tomorrow.... lol....

hello all...

As a long enduring Satch fan it's been hard down here in the antipodean depths, knowing that the tyranny of distance prevents many artists from visiting our shores frequently...Joe, we need ya downunder dude - we have the grandaddy's make their call Clapton, Beck, Buddy Guy etc etc but we are starved of the "Fresh Gen's" who carry the mantle as the Grandaddy's grow old...Joe, come on down under, there's a dirth of fans down here who would support a tour and besides- the mantle has passed and it's time for you guys to shine where before the shadow hung like a pall through which you had to battle...Yourself, Steve Vai and others are wanted en masse...c'mon ..Australia is a warm welcoming place and we'd love to see ya..

Ummagumma - well he's been to Oz many times before but yes, we'd all dearly love another Joe fix, fingers crossed he can squeeze us in on the way home from Europe in October or maybe on the Chickenfoot 2 tour in 2011.

Peace - best wishes to your Dad, plenty of Joe is good in times like this, gives you courage.

Glitz....congratulations on your 1st place...well done!...working in a guitar store...what a dream come true...... good luck.

Hugs Satriella xx

Hellooooooooooooo (echo echo echo) .............