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Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
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Railton - So what came first the Chicken or the Egg ???


Fri May 21 '10 6:13:17 am Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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dream3: I can't answer that question, but its probably the egg.
An egg is a one celled organism that develops inside. The egg is a one cell organism untill the cell start's cloning itself. That will say that the cell (egg) transforms into the chicken


I really need an answer to my question above
I think I have an answer to the universe ...


Edited Fri May 21 '10 6:29 am
Fri May 21 '10 6:20:52 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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dream3, simple answer, the rooster....
Fri May 21 '10 6:24:57 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Railton

If you read Douglas Adams' The Hitch Hikers guide to The Galaxy you will be astonished to learn the answer to your question is actually 42!!! Sorry to ruin it for you ,Old Chum!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri May 21 '10 7:04:42 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Railton - Get it all down on paper, package it up and post it to yourself recorded delivery. When it gets back to you do NOT open it up. Wait a little while then start publicising your discovery/theory, if it gets taken up and someone claims it as their own you have dated proof that it was your original discovery. Good luck.

Edit - Did somebody say ROOSTER?

Edited Fri May 21 '10 7:08 am

Fri May 21 '10 7:05:55 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Has anyone here seen the DVD 'It Might Get Loud'?

I have watched it several times now ,and each time I watch it I have yet to find a more powerful moment in ANY music documentary than at 55:45 where Jimmy Page starts playing the opening riff to Whole Lotta Love.

The sheer awestruck looks of joy on the faces of The Edge and Jack White shows a depth of them understanding that they are truly in the presence of something unique in that they are watching and listening to not only one of the greatest riffs ever wrought from a guitar,but also that it is being played by the living legend who wrote it!!!

To put it into perspective, put yourself in that situation and try to imagine how you would feel. Absolutely amazing!!!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!

Fri May 21 '10 7:16:32 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey what ever happened to eric johnson,haha i think you just did that that time for exquisit exsposet.Zero going on here man moms on my case this morning had to clean the fridge shit like that she doesnt like my buddys she needed a ride right man so i know aguy shes oh no hes a booser and a doper so no so well i cant help you I have never done dop only briefly at satch concerts man wacky weed the guitar! dont drink either Im the straight guy so no ride for my mom seen im just doing some things around here today probably hopefully mom lets off my case man fuckn grass here is growing like you wouldnt believe already cut it once 2 week,s later a foot tall again ah yes spring time and the fouckin lawn in Ontario their has nt realy been that much rain but holy shit in spring you can almost cut it non stop man anyways haveing a coffee in a minute and a cigarette before my mom comes back shes gone to get bread later wolf2.
Fri May 21 '10 7:26:35 am Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Cappy Steve : Thanks alot for the help!
But would it be the same if sent a mail to myself with all the information instead?
Fri May 21 '10 8:16:01 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Nope, needs to be hard copy posted through the system and recorded independently.
Fri May 21 '10 8:42:51 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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A Duck is about to cross a road, when out of nowhere a Chicken runs up to him and shouts "WAIT, DONT DO IT, YOU'LL NEVER HERE THE END OF IT"
Fri May 21 '10 10:46:12 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Sorry, make that never HEAR the end of it. Jackass.
Fri May 21 '10 10:49:42 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Sorry again, there's nothing worse than someone who corrects spelling mistakes in what was basically a shite joke to begin with.
Fri May 21 '10 10:57:09 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....well it`s here the long weekend this town is like jammed with people already I went in for some wolfie dellisio pizza,s came home cooked one up the place is packed their isnt too much going on here man not realy any local people around nope! they dont come out when the city people are up their affraid be very very affraid! fuckn nut,s hey whats new you taken care of your hands lightning! anyways be back later wolf2.
Fri May 21 '10 1:48:29 pm Set this message as last read

njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hey Peeps….

Is anybody else really deflated and take back by the cost of the Club Joe Tickets….. I mean they weren’t nearly half as much last time……

I for one know you can’t put a price on meeting Satch himself, I have met him 9/10 times alreay but Ł185.00 on top of the ticket price you have already paid…..

How do you guys feel about that?.

Take Care, a sad and deflated Dave

Fri May 21 '10 3:01:49 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man I was on the canadian mental health association wesite the other day linked up to this article in the Ottawa citizen.The goverment is working with university experts to get rid of the bad stigma associated with mental illness like oh no man shes nuts right .Ayways Not for real guy yeah I have schizophrenia but it isnt something wrong with the brain .To get a schizophrenia diagnosis you have to be punch tested one of your punches has to be over 9113.2 pounds per square in withing so many punces second it has to girate like vary in the next round of punchs to get a schizophrenia diagnosis their is nothing wrong with the brain except it lossed psi in some punches so antipsychotic to keep the brain from becoming irrationaly pathed thinking from the psi varying only diagnsosed if you use muscle pertaining to life a queston their is nothing wrong with my brain one punch was 149000 psi then she fluctuated so thats how you get the diagnosis schizophreni diagnosis is only the strongest people has been since 2002 in this country everything else is alie and that my friend is the real deal and the truth so bad stigma realy isnt a good thing glad there working on it bored shooting the breeze with the best bro BRO JOE LATER wolf2.
Fri May 21 '10 3:34:57 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Fatape - I agree , I was watching It Might Get Loud just week, great moment with Jimmy.



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Fri May 21 '10 3:35:33 pm Set this message as last read

Don1963

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tgif...happy friday evening to all.

peace; thanks for the lnk. always interested in reading anything about Joe.

thanks to my crazy Redhead wife, we just won 3 nights @ Ballys Atlantic City, with airfare and limo to the hotel...food voucher, free admition into the grand opening of Sammy's new Beach Bar on the boardwalk. my wife woke up at 6am this morning to get on her facebook and dedicated the rest of the day until 2pm, refreshing her page every few seconds waiting for the contest word "Cabo" to be posted. so now we're going to AC for the holiday weekend. woo hoo!

Fri May 21 '10 4:47:28 pm Set this message as last read

zitel
Marcin Ziętek
Poznań,
Poland
Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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The european tour is coming!!! We are waiting for you somewhere in Eastern Europe!!!
Fri May 21 '10 4:53:21 pm Set this message as last read

dave121
david
hervey bay, queensland
australia
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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hey joe and internet dudes is there an australian tour coming up?
Fri May 21 '10 4:54:28 pm Set this message as last read

Mystical Robot
Chip
USA
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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Hey Hey hows everybody doing haven't been on in a while have to catch up on lots of pages
Fri May 21 '10 5:21:19 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Fatape, you mean this? I didn't know about this dvd. I'm gonna have to put it on my list :-)

I can relate to their faces. I make that face when I watch L.Z. Mothership. It's like watching the soundtrack of my teens come to life

:-)

Don, Dar could possibly be more obsessed over Sammy than Tracie is over Joe! Is that possible??? lmao! Crazy wimmins! Congrats!

njbeast, I said it before. It makes it an unfair playing field. If ya got money, ya get good seats. If ya don't, row 20. F*** presale. It doesn't matter. Ya get screwed cause better tix are let loose later...maybe? Not a fan of this club shite at all. I can buy my tix the second they go on sale, and get row 20. Just my 2 cents on the matter...not that it matters...

Fri May 21 '10 5:36:06 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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UGH!!! You gotta be effin kidding me!!!! These people need to be dealt with! Where's the effin mafia when ya need 'em?

Blabbermouth.net

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH To Picket RONNIE JAMES DIO's Public Memorial Service? - May 20, 2010 According to the official web site of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) — an independent Baptist church and hate group known for its hatred of homosexuals and its protest activities (which include picketing funerals) — WBC is planning on picketing Ronnie James Dio's public memorial service on Sunday, May 30 at 2:00 p.m. at The Hall Of Liberty located at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, 6300 Forest Lawn Drive, Los Angeles, California. What will presumably one of WBC's standard "peaceful sidewalk demonstrations" is meant to "remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short," according to a post on the "Upcoming Picket Schedule" page of the web site. The post continues, "You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) BLACK SABBATH fame is dead, right? We'll be there! Just because the chances of any of God's elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words."

The post goes on to say, "Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did 'accidentally' bite off the head of a bat, but THAT is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of EVERY FORM!"

The WBC web site then proceeds to list "admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert: 1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne, and continuing down to his pornography star niece Gen Padova! 2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padova to Dio, which means God in Italian. 3) Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the 'evil eye') to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagon necklace wearing freakish band members."

The post concludes: "Yes, Ronnie James Padova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee. Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. AMEN!"

According to CNN.com, the members of the Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church filed a legal brief with the high court last year indicating that they "believe it is their duty to protest and picket at certain events, including funerals, to promote their religious message: 'That God's promise of love and heaven for those who obey him in this life is counterbalanced by God's wrath and hell for those who do not obey him.'"

The congregation is made up mostly of pastor Fred Phelps and his family. The pastor has 13 children, and at least 54 grandchildren and 7 great-grandchildren. He described himself as an "old-time" gospel preacher in a CNN interview in 2006, saying, "You can't preach the Bible without preaching the hatred of God."

For more information on the Westboro Baptist Church, read this entire CNN.com article from June 2009.

Fri May 21 '10 5:48:49 pm Set this message as last read

drluv

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Joe, When will you be playing in the states again? Preferably Maryland and or Virginia? Also, how much extra are the club Joe upgrades?

Thanks, Shawn

Fri May 21 '10 6:40:59 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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About an hour ago...

Al says - "in bangkok 2 mins and already sweating my balls off 15 hours down, 15 to go"

"...meetin a friend then a plane, bus and boat! 15 hours left!"

A Passage To Bangkok

Bangkok weather -

Mostly Cloudy

90° F

Feels Like: 97° F

Wind: From W at 7mph



Edited Fri May 21 '10 7:20 pm

Fri May 21 '10 7:03:02 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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I'm a week or so behind on posts, but I skimmed quickly and I didn't see this posted by anyone else:

Stream the new STP album on Billboard

I haven't listened yet, but...

...Austin...

Fri May 21 '10 9:39:59 pm Set this message as last read
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