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DAVIDGHINEA

BUCURESTI,
ROMANIA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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please an opinion about this wonderful child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN3iyb5SFrQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUXOWmjkhE8

Thu Jun 3 '10 12:48:52 am Set this message as last read

matty jones
matthew jones
England
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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hi joe i am 16, cant wait for the UK tour, i will be in the manchester apollo love your music and playing it you rock !!

Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 2:20 am
Thu Jun 3 '10 1:53:37 am Set this message as last read

GedGedGed
Gerard Walls
Whalley Range, Manchester
England
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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If a car was to travel at the speed of light the human eye would not be quick enough to bounce the light back in order to see it. so how could anybody know the headlights could be seen? Plus not many miles to the gallon!!! Hope everyones in good spirits today. Ged
Thu Jun 3 '10 2:06:54 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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The problem with Einstein's theory of relativity is in the title. Relative. It was a good theory in it's day but the speed of light is not an absolute, it can be altered. Time is relative and can be altered, as proved by the atomic clock experiments.
Thu Jun 3 '10 2:28:42 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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I was having a relatively good day until someone decided to lay a heavy physics trip on my mind.... ;)

Of that, I am absolutely certain.

Thu Jun 3 '10 2:45:40 am Set this message as last read

GedGedGed
Gerard Walls
Whalley Range, Manchester
England
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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You sound quite educated on this Cappy Steve. Wish I knew more. always been fascinated with space and time. In fact, dont think i'd trust someone who was'nt! but if light and time were the same then couldnt time also be altered? Maybe I should just stick to the guitar!!!

Sorry Mikesb! Just coundnt resist!



Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 2:55 am

Thu Jun 3 '10 2:49:05 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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cappy: The Navy personnel in The Philadelphia Experiment found that out the hard way!

Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 2:53 am
Thu Jun 3 '10 2:52:08 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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oxley - great pics my friend and terrific to make the video with Summer Song!! And that's my poster hahaha!!! You look so pleased to meet Joe, I/m sure it was a fab day for you.

Scuba - what Railton said, the iphone had a 4 digit code to unlock it so very unlikely to be dialling people from your pocket. My Nokia used to do that, people would hear me singing in my car cos the stupid phone had dialled them from my handbag and I would be belting out a number LOL.

Thu Jun 3 '10 3:11:19 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Slan - I always blamed it on the beer! Now I know what really went on. LOL

Scooby Doo - Did you say you want to get PHYSICAL?

Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 3:52 am

Thu Jun 3 '10 3:49:43 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...just listen mankingston penitentiarie is my address man because I own it so alot of time,s if Im not home im there.Anyways when I get charged here in ontario CAnada i get sent to kingston or if im just in regualr jail it could be being assighned to kingston whatever their kingston sublets and im allowed to go anywhere in the world because I own it hey man even if you are charged or have been because it,s my main address anyways all they say is still reside at kinsgton penietnarie you still own kp were good have fun wolf2.Um people wonder why i do so well hey my schizophrenia mediction came from the ministry of natural resources .I dont have schizophrenia what I have comes from being in the wilderness in the bush ive been know to take nothing except the ATK into and live in the bush for 9 weeks at atime it,s called eitken aquevelcha or something sometime,s my brain does weird things from rideing and the wild plants touching me and my bike bilko my 3rd wife with bancroft mnr made them give me a schizophrenia diagnosis so i could get the mediction she said they take the edge of the plant things off! The mnr told me im the only person that goes in the bush she said all these hunting camps dont believe it your the only one in the bush she said im the only one they have to take care of and thigs any echos or anything i go throw is from rideing and being in the bush thats why Im like I dont have schizophrenia because I dont anyways more coffee later wolf2.
Thu Jun 3 '10 4:09:18 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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cappy...it would explain ghosts etc but it doesnt explain why you are in MY living room drinking MY beer
Thu Jun 3 '10 4:10:34 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

Have a good day everyone

Hugs Satriella xx

PS its mega hot outside and I am in an office freeeeezing...about to turn the heating on!

Thu Jun 3 '10 4:45:49 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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in Saigon at the min, nice place, super sweaty and tired today but seen a few cool places, a nice thunderstorm on a bú and witnessed an american chick get stuck in a fox hole, ứa hilarious
Thu Jun 3 '10 5:03:30 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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I like to have a beer after.......
Thu Jun 3 '10 6:18:18 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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........ eating all your food!
Thu Jun 3 '10 6:19:14 am Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Did someone say beer???

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 6:44 am

Thu Jun 3 '10 6:43:49 am Set this message as last read

eebysubb
Knorr Thierry
Strasbourg,
France
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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listenin' 2 Satch's Spotify Radio :P http://open.spotify.com/artist/2yzxX2DI9LFK8VFTyW2zZ8

Edited Thu Jun 3 '10 7:27 am
Thu Jun 3 '10 7:18:00 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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CAPPY STEVE- I finish work at 4.45pm, but i'm in the house at 4 o,clock, hows that for speed.
Thu Jun 3 '10 7:50:21 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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For me, the best 'i'm so fast' came from Muhammed Ali.

"I'm so fast that when I turn out the light, i'm in bed before it gets dark".

Thu Jun 3 '10 8:15:37 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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castle yes I watch Breaking Bad always have..totally love it...makes me wonder what my high school chemistry teacher was up too..
Thu Jun 3 '10 8:35:15 am Set this message as last read

castle49

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Wooleyman - That's some good acting. Sometimes I haft to look away.
Thu Jun 3 '10 10:06:20 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...holy fouck hillarious man.Did I tell you my halfbrother almost bit the big one like fucking died man.Yeah my dad Arnold swarznegger did bread after they commited me right erich sais holy fouck your dads huge man please tell this dude not to kill me man their wont be any problems from me yeah when ever people like old frank buscema senior or anyone get carried away my dad always does bread when it pull,s you need good bread oh yeah man ive seen my dad think he was gonna do bread punch em and blow them apart and shit man. My memoreie worked their seargent bilko thats my mnr wife hey kind of kinky hey man anyways even my mom said your still recovering from doing all that work to the formula mx manIwent to coe hill bought steaksvillagio italian bread and buns were on sal for 1.99 each right man had both sausage and burger italian buns needed the bread for the pull it did to me though had to special order it im just about fine some how like it took about 4 days to do the slider suspension the idler wheel and the brakes on the decker raceing enterprises first formula somehow my chest must have plexd man alowed penetration above my strength and pullled usualy i get the flu shot to medicine my chest but i figured i would go with my dad and the good bread but buddy that was almost amonth and ahalf ago and im almost back to normal with half a loaf of villagio italian bread left o yeah man my old man is tazers and gunas dont work on him either anyways haveing some wicked home made chicken soup for supper tonight later wolf2.
Thu Jun 3 '10 12:31:44 pm Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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GedGedGed: Einstein's theory of relativity tell's us that it's possible :D
Thu Jun 3 '10 1:21:00 pm Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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It was really cool playing live again here today. We played one of my songs plus three others. Amazing :D
I miss playing live already again now
Have a great day
- Mark Railton

The Science nerd
Thu Jun 3 '10 2:00:27 pm Set this message as last read

hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Would you ever even be able to tell that you were traveling at the speed of light? There would be no light to see the speedometer. Just sayin.......
Thu Jun 3 '10 2:01:40 pm Set this message as last read
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