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Two Shay

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....and for those who don't know, the square root of fuck all is fuck nothing.
Fri Jun 4 '10 3:52:29 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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nought plus nought = nought nought times nought = nought nought/nought = nought nought squared, cubed, etc = nought

I am noughty

Fri Jun 4 '10 4:25:59 am Set this message as last read

GedGedGed
Gerard Walls
Whalley Range, Manchester
England
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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;Railton - Well the first thing I would do with time travel is go back to when we started trying to figure it out in the first place and set them straight. Imagine how much more sleep people would get!! then probably swing by jimi Hendrix's for a jam. then head home before I ruptured the space time continuom!!!! Good luck with the band. Ged.
Fri Jun 4 '10 4:39:22 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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cappy...knowing nothing & fucking nothing is a tad different

Michelle:...i am...... clusterfuck....slan waits t see if he changes.....nope :(

wait...cappys back from the future with a massive barrel o beer & 3 fun lovin girls powderin their chops with.......flour

Edited Fri Jun 4 '10 5:09 am

Fri Jun 4 '10 4:51:21 am Set this message as last read

hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Scubadaz - I'm not totally sure that's correct. It just seems like I read that somewhere a while back. The point of the article had something to do with why a dog's reaction time was so much faster than a humans. So 40 Hz and 60 Hz might be wrong....perhaps it was 60 and 80. I do know that 120 hz refresh rates on a tv is pretty much useless. Worse when you get to 240. While it's nice for sports, you really can't notice the difference. I guess I'll have to go find that article now.

But my question to all that was, if you were traveling at the speed of light, would your eyes be able to refresh fast enough to see anything or would you be in total dark?

Listening to: "On Our Way" by Stereoside

Fri Jun 4 '10 4:55:10 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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People have been travelling faster than the speed of light for years, i saw it on Star Trek.
Fri Jun 4 '10 5:25:39 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Campbell - bingo, I've been thinking Warp Speed all along :)



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Fri Jun 4 '10 5:40:28 am Set this message as last read

UematsuMaster
Mike Clements
Davis, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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"Batch of Satch"?

That's a really good point.... what the hell is it you're supposed to record these days? Kids aren't listening to albums, they've got one or two hit songs by all the popular bands. Rockband and Guitar Hero have told them what was "cool" and they've kinda ran with just that.

Will listening to an entire album for just listening sake be a thing of the past with this new generation? And what the hell does it mean to someone like me, whose been waiting years to record my personal record... Do you just stick to the plan? What is the contemporary thing to do?

Fri Jun 4 '10 5:41:17 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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i am hoping the new satch has some krazy keneally like stuff , that would be cool .. would be cool seeing mike k on keys and back up guits live .. MK is a monster
Fri Jun 4 '10 6:00:50 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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So who is playing guitar 2 for Joe on tour if MK is on keys???



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Fri Jun 4 '10 6:17:11 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Ahhhhhhh Mr. Pip, yer such a TEASE!!! Foggy eh? But don't u remember November 2008...we had sunny beautiful weather, Joe even commented on it! But wait, u were "in a fog" personally due to yer crazy travel schedule, LOL! I'm waitin...... ;)

LOL....f*ck-all and clusterf*ck....what perfect descriptions fer when things get messed up! Happy Friday peeps!

Love ya Joseph Satoreeni :D

Fri Jun 4 '10 6:57:11 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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.f*ck-all and clusterf*ck....what perfect descriptions fer when things get messed up! Happy Friday peeps!

Yep..........I concur........has been a trying week..................

Hope we all have better days coming. :-)

Fri Jun 4 '10 7:49:32 am Set this message as last read

newsletter0524

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Joe, who's going to be in your touring band? Mike K is going to be playing with Vai on Oct 22/23 in the Netherlands. Maybe Steve and Mike can come jam with you in Paris before they head back to the U.S.

Looking forward to your U.S. tour and coming to San Diego. Hopefully, you'll get booked at "4th and B" and not the HoB.

Edited Fri Jun 4 '10 9:16 am

Fri Jun 4 '10 9:15:59 am Set this message as last read

oxley11

Hackensack, NJ
United States
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Happy National Doughnut Day everybody!!!! Grab a couple of free donuts at Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts! Or if you live in Canada, it's at Tim Horton's. (Except Dunkin' Donuts likes to rip people off and make you buy a friggin' drink to get the free donuts.) Got some great Garfield comic strips to how much he loves doughnuts.

Garfield-Crazed Doughnut

Garfield-Flawless Doughnut Diet tricks

Garfield-Wax Doughnuts

Garfield-Spinach Filled Doughnuts

Garfield-Your Best Friend Or A Jelly Doughnut

@turbo236-I didn't even know Joe made that type of guitar. Why the hell, would you want to sell that?! I mean, I've seen the 10th anniversary Chrome JS Guitars, but I didn't even know the Crystal Planet guitar existed. Holy Crap!!! I want one so bad!!! Crystal Planet is my favorite album!!!

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Fri Jun 4 '10 9:41:43 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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peccles- satriani.com online fan newsletter vol 8, issue 1 20!0 may 02

I'm heading to the studio in one month to start recording a new solo project with Jeff Campitelli (drums), Allen Whitman (bass) and Mike Keneally (keyboards). The new material is dying to be recorded, and I can't wait to get started. I don't have a title for the project yet, but I will let you know when I figure it out...

:-)

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Fri Jun 4 '10 9:45:34 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hell their is Mosieur Satriani their please. right now he lay his ibanez he like to do this this make,s him happy .Not too mcuh going on here man went to town to get juice frozen juice man found a pack of cigaettes bonus hey had -to buy some tobbacco to you like broccoli man o it tastes good with oil on it or like maragrine or whatever i like some oil on mine cheese is cool too man.picked up some bocolllis exciting stuff hey man.what to do theres no one in town well cottagers you know!Idont know man it,s prety boreing around soon it will be cold here again about 80 days or so september she sgets cool.Im so glad the formula is ready man fewah what a job that was new sliders new brakd and new idler whelel yeah man when I went to do the brakes it was all scerwed up man not the way the manual said I fixed her shes exactly by the book grease job too man sometimes doing a grease job too it will make me sick hey man this time i used extreme pressure grease from the home harwa0re unival stuff should be mintboth me and my mom are dreading thev thought of cold coming then snow frig man we just took off are winter clothes!have a new issue of north american hunter to read still get that too its good info on species man not just hunting them naturalist shit is what I read it for anyways later wolf2.
Fri Jun 4 '10 10:32:11 am Set this message as last read

eebysubb
Knorr Thierry
Strasbourg,
France
Plays: Guitar (44 years)
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listen to Satch's Spotify Radio : http://open.spotify.com/artist/2yzxX2DI9LFK8VFTyW2zZ8 hugh'
Fri Jun 4 '10 11:31:52 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Happy Friday, everyone.

Michelle--I stil can't believe I have a girlfriend in Alan McLuni! ;-) I am getting used to the idea.

Hi Uncle Slans--Hope you're doin' well in Barca. There's gotta be some progress on the jobs scene. I keep hoping jobs are very important to most of us people.

Vertical blinds installed this week. It seems like it took ages to get the original draperies to this house replaced! My Steve even painted the living room because he perfected painting walls over the years from when he was a little kid....under the kind guidance of his dad! June is Dad's month.....I still miss my dad....Joe F. Thankfully there are other dads out there named Joe/Joseph.......makes me smile :-D.

GG2

Fri Jun 4 '10 11:51:23 am Set this message as last read

hybes
Mark Hybers
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Camping just isn't what it used to be ------ My 2 boys want me to set up the tent in the back yard tonight so they can camp out. Which I think is a great idea. But they also want me to take a tv out of their room and hook the xbox up to it so they can play games. sigh.....it's just not like it used to be!

If they knew that you could purchase a wi fi connector for the xbox live they'd be asking for that too! Guess I'll keep that one close to the vest.

Fri Jun 4 '10 1:06:07 pm Set this message as last read

Glitz Man
Grant Stieglitz
Fort Wayne, Indiana
USA
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Hey Joe & Everyone.

Hope you all have a good weekend. I'll be heading to South Bend for the next day and a half. Saturday is the Marathon for me. Wish me luck everyone. Hope I qualify for Boston.

Grant

Fri Jun 4 '10 1:24:49 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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here in hoi an... Vietnam... Awsome place 15c beers! ...end in tears, but awsome place,
Fri Jun 4 '10 1:26:51 pm Set this message as last read

Don1963

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happy friday all! hope all is well with everyone.

just realized today that it's been about a year since Chickenfoot's debut album and i have listened to it every day at least once. sometimes more than once a day. still haven't gotten bored with it. sometimes i groove on mikey's bass lines. sometimes banging my head with chad. most of the time visualizing Joe playing and trying to remember so i can try it when i play. it's amazing to me to be so into one group so much. never happened before, but i like it! wonder if i can hang on til 2011 for the new tunes. i'm gonna be like an addict jonesin for the next fix. ROCK ON CHICKENFOOT!!

by the way, Joe have i said thank you for joining these guys!!!

Fri Jun 4 '10 2:44:33 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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*looks down, see's she's wearing her Chickenfoot shirt, looks up, to tired to respond to anything else...blinks...falls off chair*

Fri Jun 4 '10 3:03:01 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey that thing realy makes quite a mess of you!.My old husky I guess I went back to normal today from rideing it went out again I went to one girlfriends of mine hey turned on my tv tonight she was on this university commerical I was in Alberta agin she said I was just their I remeber being with her etc this old bike it kind of smooths and poeufs up the feeling of your brain you dont ride for a while you go back to normal.I just fixed it again I had out my old husqvarna manual crossed over the parts to stihl chainsaw went to the dealer on my road 800 bucks plus it does the hornet thing8 pm risperdal seriously the ministry of natuarl resources is my diagnosis and my medcine man their is a thing called teanee man were proffesional weightlifters heear voices it,s from the bones becaome strong and one with the muscle some people do take schizophrenia medication for it anyways almost risperdal time you yourtune later wolf2 babie.
Fri Jun 4 '10 4:51:19 pm Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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If you're reading this and aren't doing anything tonight, please check out some of the John Butler Trio webcast from Red Rocks in Colorado. The webcast starts at 9 and the show starts at 9:45 local time (that's 8 and 8:45 T2J time).

They're an excellent band...don't miss out.

...Austin...

Fri Jun 4 '10 5:29:09 pm Set this message as last read
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