notforal.com - please say socks with sandals, frilly girl mixed drinks, and deodorant tampons.

:-)

Summer song is going to be on there isn't it?

Me too, me tooooo, vacay pics!!

Aww Mc, ya disappoint meh, u really do. Guess I'll hafta just wait fer Saturday/Sunday fer my enjoyment :) Fer now, lets all chant it together:

I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!!

Well....it just doesn't have the same effect, does it. Sigh.

Hump day....headed to Salem for a day's training tomorrow, then back on Friday just in time for me mum's 89th birthday :) I tells ya, May and June are hard to keep up with...mom and dad birthdays AND Mother and Father's day!! Most of our partying happens in these two months...gives them time to recover I guess, lol!

Ah... there's that phrase. Guess it will have to wait til the weekend

... Ill endeavor to upload some pics then ; )

I'm never drinkin' again!! ...till later tonight of course ;-)

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

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Ozzy's new vid. Nice to see him back in the game :-)

@death cube- Did you try it out or buy it? Did it officially come out because I still can't find out. There was never a release date confirmed.

Ozzy - Let Me Hear You Scream

What i wanted joe to do in the song the traveler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXI6WcWNc0

Alan--I witnessed the states make a goal in REAL football! They did it with an overwhelming charge and drama.......what do ya expect from the states (still stuck in collision so-called football or catch)?! I also viewed about half of the England vs. Slovenia match....another victory for England! I can tell the players just love the game......get so caught up in it, yet they know they have a disadvantage--2 feet instead of 4. Have you ever noticed 4-footed beings have the advantage in making fast stops and quick turns? Humans make fast stops and turns and may end up falling on their arses or faces! Thats for your Alan list.....I'll keep it in mind...if I remember! LOL! Have fun at yer sister's!

death cube k--Grammar nazi?? lmao!!!

Michelle--Great titles to possible c/w songs! LOL! I don't know where you get your time and energy for all this! You one goofy woman!

Tracie--Are ya expecting a possible visit from Joe this year?

OK, I've got the message, Alan does not like douches!

OBAMA RELIEVES GENERAL OF HIS AFGHAN COMMAND

RE; notforal.com #5......... The explanation for punching jellyfish?...wuz wondering....funny stuff but yeah .........creepy lil critters.

Cheese- Happy B-Day to your mom...have a great celebration! Thanx for the encouragement for my pops.......

~Scuba ~ Michelle~ Thanx for OZZY links

GG, Al enjoys that "not so fresh" feeling. As for time and energy - it's copy & paste from an email. Not much time or energy taken to do that. Like my mama always said, goofy is as goofy does.

scubz, dunno why these links don't like it over the pond?

Gen. McChrystal - he puts the I in TEAM. lol!

Now legally speaking, would relieving the good general of his command be a direct violation of his first amendment rights? Not being able to speak your mind without fear of repercussion......Things that make you go hmmmmmmm. =)

I guess it could have been worse. Some foreign gov't would have strung him up in the middle of town square if he had trashed talked the Pres.

ibanez - Ya, I couldn't and still can't pick up what the audio flaws are. I would love to find out. Must not be huge, but big enough I guess to where they would do a free exchange.