Zinc Master
Zinc Master
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An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."
An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with
no brains out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS,
half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
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Tue Jul 6 '10 12:53:49 pm
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Skippygirl
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minimoog - yes that stunt was hilarious and completely embarassed all the police and security for the APEC Summit. The two guys who were the main players (Osama and the tall security guy) were charged by NSW police but when it went to court, the court said they did not breach any law (including the special exclusion zone law) because they had been waved through and allowed in and told to proceed, therefore they hadn't done anything wrong. In fact, they had actually stopped themselves and got out of the car because they were in the red zone and nobody had realised they were not delegates.
Guitarman77897 - he's a great guitarist, I do think Howaiti's version of If I Could Fly is still the best I've seen other than Joe's.
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Tue Jul 6 '10 3:05:03 pm
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Yanks2010
thomas Arena
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USA
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Say it isn't so, Joe! I was very disappointed to read that Satch is supporting a liberal group called "The Sound Strike", calling for a boycott of Arizona due to their new immigration law. Joe has not been outspoken politically, in fact politics has never been part of his public persona. I've been a Satch fan since "Surfing With the Alien" came out in 87, have all the albums he's done other than Chickenfoot. This is simply a bad cause to join, Arizona is right to enact a law (nearly identical to federal law) with actual plans to enforce it. Illegal immigration is destroying Arizona, and making it far less safe -the whole country actually. The open borders crowd is frightening, and hate to see Satch lumped with such crazies. But he will be now that this list is made public. A real shame. I just hope he's read the actual Arizona law, many against it have not. The vast majority of Americans support this law, near 70%. Even in Arizona, the legal hispanic population is in strong support. I'm listening to Crystal Planet as I type this, I have no intention of boycotting joe's music. But I'm just really disappointed and hope he comes to his senses. Still a fan, always will be, but I'm flabbergasted by his inclusion with this group.
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Tue Jul 6 '10 4:31:49 pm
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Whazzzz! up! What a day man.MYchauffers husband is in the hospital so one of the things you have to do when your involved with things like this is pay attention so we went to visit him in the bed beside him their was this lady Irene who I have known for 25 years so we visited her two went to the native reserve bought 10 cartons hit mc donalds in walmart .My chauffere is loosing it I didnt know the way to the hospital hey to take him down so she had this gps unit this thing was mega back roads with nothing no houses no stores nothing deffiently cant use that in the winter right!.Hey I like major roads i havent been to the hospital like that in over 20 years o i go their but I know my way when im in peterborugh and stuff hit giantiger on the way home yeah the gps wasnt working because she took it in the hospital with her foucks shit up like that it works now for her but buddy whoever programed this thing is brutul man ! about 35 degrees celsisus here today tommorow ride in get my money order in the moring pedal bike and order my parts tryed to today but couldnt bought some new boot,s for winter their an insulated rubbere boot for like in the bush oh i had them before i had them order my size i need boots evry year man bought juice baon coule things got the smokes keep them close to my heart ! not ! anyways thats today later wolfie.
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
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Yanks2010 - Joe has read the law, and he's actually talked about it here quite a bit. If you click the "Joe Messages" button at the top of the page and then read pages 8 and 9 you'll see everything he's had to say.
I'm glad to hear that you're still a fan even though you disagree with him.
Welcome to the site, by the way... :-)
...Austin...
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Tue Jul 6 '10 5:47:25 pm
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Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
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I posted a link but the page was moved ....oh well ...not very interesting any way................
Hope your all having a great day ! :-)
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
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JOE SATRIANI- thanks so much for your beautiful music! Having the love of my life break my heart has been killing me... your music is keeping me going buddy! thanks for having something for everything! Hope all is well with you Joe.. love to you and the family
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Tue Jul 6 '10 9:47:06 pm
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Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIiZION79-w
solo at 2:28 is one of the greatest solos ever.. seriously SOOO much freaking power in that... geeezas
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Tue Jul 6 '10 10:23:02 pm
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Skippygirl
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The Batch of Satch is in the mixing stage according to Joe.
Six drops of the essence of terror, 5 drops of sinister sauce, when the stirring's done can I lick the spoon? Of course! Haha of course!
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Wed Jul 7 '10 12:53:25 am
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hybes
Mark Hybers
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So I was in the attic this weekend getting ready to cut a couple holes in the ceiling to install some in ceiling speakers and I ran across an old box of cds that I hadn't had out for many years! I found one of my all time favorite cd's from back in the 80's. Kingdome Come's In Your Face. Man, what a great cd. Lenny Wolf just has one of those voices that screams 80's rock! I think Lenny Wolf and Sebastian Bach were my 2 favorite rock singers from that era.
Feelin for you guys back east. My brother called me yesterday. He's a roofer in Maine. Said it was 103 up there yesterday. That's more like the weather in Oklahoma, not Maine!! It was only 87 here!! Wooohooo.
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Wed Jul 7 '10 5:10:35 am
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wolf2
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...Hey! Did the postoffice thing this morning got my money order and ordered my parts buddy is in california norco californing by the time I changed my dollar to u.s money order fee it was about 310.00 it,s been about 5 degrees hotter here then it has been in peterborough like the radio sais for about well evryday of this heat wave it will probably be about 36 degrees celsius here again today.I got the air conditioner on made it to the postoffice on my mountain bike before it got to hot !,they open at 8.30 am hey man for people who work!.Shipping stuff is killer exsensive now days the shipping for this order is 38 dollars u.s. man expsress post.Today was garbage day back to usieng my nice cheap black garbaeg bags 40 for 4 bucks someone give me the compostable ones the only problem is they compost before it,s even garbage day man .Anyways talk to you later did you figure you would hrer from me now just get back type dude later wolfie2.
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michelle
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hybes, worst jobs to have in a heatwave - roofer & macadam layers. I think laying down a street is hotter than laying down a roof, but both jobs suck in a heatwave! I think it hit 101 here in PA again for the second day in a row yesterday. Right now at 11:00 a.m. it says 91F, but it's supposed to hit 101 again today. woohoo.
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We need a heat wave here in the western Provinces. We've had such a wet spring in Alberta that the farmers haven't been able to seed. There is standing water in all the fields, and some farming communities have declared an agricultural disaster.
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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
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Wooww Spain is in the final !
The best well played match of the team in the competition. Y think we deserved our ticket to the final
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Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
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I found a good way to beat the heat.....defrosting my chest freezer.
Well ...maybe its not a not a good way but its a way ;-)
Heat here is not anything like back East though.......not near so humid & we're not our usual triple digit July weather . (yet)
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