Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners... "
"Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder!''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well, let me go and get you a fork, cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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Mon Jul 19 '10 2:40:17 pm
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Dream 3
jamie anderson melbourne, victoria australia Plays: Guitar
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Axeshredder - That is a real kick in the arse hope Joe does something to help you out honestly to be your first spanking new JS ever and have it delivered like that is a heartbreaker.
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Mon Jul 19 '10 3:04:35 pm
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oxley11
Hackensack, NJ United States Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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A Very Happy Birthday to Brian May!!!! He is 63 years old today. If I remember correctly, he was one of Joe's many inspirations. And he also performed with him in Sevilla '92
And there is also the classic that will always live in our memories forever. Bohemian Rhapsody
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Mon Jul 19 '10 4:17:52 pm
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Pip55
Phil W... ... from South West UK Pip55 on twitter Plays: Guitar
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Michelle - surely Bob should sub to This Guy too cos you loves him and he plays good?
... and maybe Little Stevey too? : )
Axe - agreed, that's poor. For a long time the 1000's were coming through with bad neck pocket cracks etc etc. Did it miss quality control or did it happen at a shop/warehouse?
Given it should be under warranty I'd be asking for both pots to be replaced (dimarzio 500k pots I'm assuming) asap, and a little bit of something as compensation, or just a straight refund and go elsewhere
Blue Moon - the guy on the kyak could so easily have been you. Thanks for the post
Tikimon - think you might want to edit your link? Wow, that looks bad... but I want to know where it's shot because the waves at the intro were BIIIIIG : )
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Mon Jul 19 '10 4:21:18 pm
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wolf2
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Creature`s of the night hmmmmmmmmm? i had the ATK out the other day man seen this chic driveing she must have realy like dme and researched me man she showed up here and we had sex man hey! Good ATk babe seen nice hey mint beautiful.Not too much going on here today the ligicalins from california sterngth team seem to be working worked out again today everything incresed 10 pounds! primo hey did alittle operating today fouck man this month I made about well I made 660 million but street like made and spent around 67,000 around not bad hey put the 660 million in the bank anyways o yeah man these dissabilty chewques i get for 1062 they well most of the time you always spend it then continue you leave alittle this month and live from the setet the steret giveth and stertt taketh away well their no black just okay later wolf2.
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Mon Jul 19 '10 6:10:06 pm
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cheese101
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OOOOoooo Peace, that's totally cool! My son, Chris, LOVES Tarja and was thrilled to hear Joe plays on one of her new songs...now we get to hear it early, it's Christmas, lol! Thanks fer that!
Brian, u shud have made the drive down here fer the "man-goodies"....ermmm...that doesn't sound quite right but u know what I mean, LOL! Great fishing gear and tools, some of which are 50-60 years old at least and very well taken care of. The guys were all over that stuff, lol! Ferget my girlie china and crystal crap, or books....it was MAN-TIME!! If you do go to Tahoe, let me know, Chris and I will be there and will watch out for you, and Debbie too?
Joe, sorry to hear of Bill Wescott's passing. We are all so very greatful to him for being the most marvelous teacher and inspiring you to do what you do so beautifully. I'm sure you'll miss him...may he RIP.
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Mon Jul 19 '10 8:47:31 pm
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Skippygirl
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Blue Moon - I thought that was you in the kayak!! Glad it wasn't....
Peace - lovely vid of Tarja and great to hear the distinctive sound of Joe on her song.
Joe - condolences on the passing of your high school music teacher, I've read lots of articles where you talk about him. He sounds like a gifted teacher, which you seem to be too.
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Mon Jul 19 '10 10:34:58 pm
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thirdharmonic
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Hi Joe
Looking forward to seeing you in Dublin on the 16 of Sept. I don,t know if you ever give out this kind of info,but I'll go ahead and ask anyway. I have just bought a Ibanez JSA10I also have a JS1000), probablt the first one in Ireland and the UK, and I was wondering what guage you are using what what you have your action set at?. By the way I really like ChickenFoot.
Thanks
Jimmy
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Tue Jul 20 '10 2:00:06 am
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna Dublin Ireland Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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lol no he didn't the clothes, the shape size, hair, the presence, the general aura of the fella was way off, and his friends were average at best.... not my cup o tea at all!
I do enjoy the occasional recreational beer though! good ole irish stereotypes
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Tue Jul 20 '10 7:39:55 am
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wolf2
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.Hello their guitar man of the 20th century ,the master of the folklore the bringer of the good`s!.Goodmoring zero going on here canadian mental health assoction meeting today around 2 head up noth for grocery,s he is on holidays soon wonte see him again for 4 week,s just gonna have a coffee and cigarette myself later alligator in a while crocodile wolf2.
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Tue Jul 20 '10 8:02:28 am
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