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McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Happy Birthday Steve Morse ! 56 today.. Did'nt realize that he was older than Joe....sorry Joe ;P
Wed Jul 28 '10 5:36:41 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Peace Lily & scubadaz

There is a trick apparently - it goes by color and number. Some of the numbers shown later, where you pick the color where your number resides - has numbers which are irrelevant.

Someone explained it to me - so in the end, I guess it is pretty easy, but you need to know the trick - now you do too.

Wed Jul 28 '10 6:25:26 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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good day everybody..doin da daily check by should be some Joe info soon..c'mon Joe..throw us a bone man..!! lol
Michelle glad yer doin better..things are good with me...just getting fixed to move back to Florida..the beach just calls me..and the 22oz Pilsners of Guiness at the Crab Pot don't hurt either..you know what I mean..?? hehehe
Wed Jul 28 '10 8:52:19 am Set this message as last read

Bman79
Leo Chavez
miami, Florida
USA
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Hope you had a great birthday Joe. you look so young, yet ur are old!! lol. ... Leo
Wed Jul 28 '10 8:54:42 am Set this message as last read

minimoog

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Grampy Steve: nope. Canadian.
Wed Jul 28 '10 9:32:41 am Set this message as last read

minimoog

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Has anyone here used Stealth Plug as an interface for recording guitar tracks with Logic? Reviews please?
Wed Jul 28 '10 10:01:14 am Set this message as last read

oxley11

Hackensack, NJ
United States
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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@Zinc Master- I figured out how that "Guess Your Number Game" works. It's quite simple really. It knows what number you have by the houses and the rest, as Grampy Steve said, is smoke and mirrors.

Step 1. Choose the color of your number. Example: 11 is black

Step 2. Think of your number and pick a color. Useless! Just smoke and mirrors

Step 3.Pick the house that has you number in it. After this, the computer has figured out your number. But if you know how to do it, anybody can figure it out.

Step 4. Pick a crystal ball. More smoke. More mirrors.

Step 5. Doesn't matter which door you pick. You click on it and the computer quickly puts the number behind the door as it "slowly" opens.

Now here is it how it works. Example: You select 11 as your number and it is the color black. So you select black at the bottom. And then when you get to the houses, it is in House A. (Always in the same houses.) It doesn't matter what color the house numbers are. It's still using the first number colors as its reference point. And the colors at the beginning are always the same. Along with 11(Black), is 1(Pink), 4(Blue), 12(Green), 30(Doesn't even have a color), and 13(Red).

Now how do you think it knows you're number?

The houses never have two of the same colors in the same house.

And nothing fluctuates in this game. Everything is always the same color

And that's how it works. :)

Wed Jul 28 '10 10:27:41 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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oxley11

That is what someone tried to explain to me - and I tried to pass on earlier today.

You did a much better explanation.

It was fun while it lasted though.

Wed Jul 28 '10 10:37:03 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Yes it was fun ....made my brain hurt...Lol ! :-)
Wed Jul 28 '10 11:44:07 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Wot's up Dazza? I haven't growled at you recently. You feeling left out?
Wed Jul 28 '10 12:38:00 pm Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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one of those days. playing on my jem and having a grand time...broke a B string, switched to the js and damn if i didn't break an e string. some daze you get the bear...some daze he gets you. now i have to change strings on 2 guitars. oh well.
Wed Jul 28 '10 2:51:52 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I`m Fucked man .Dissabilty really doesn`t know how to handle me man.I had a similar problem with my canadian mental health association worker man .This thing with dissabilty hey joe a 1 year ago I was aprooved for the special diet allowance right it well they sent this letter back then that said i get it for a year i need to wrie in to appeal the decission to some tribunal right away if I wanted it after a year .Anyways man maybe i was paranoid or too sick at the time and didnt even understand the letter so from now on no special diet allowance because in fact I was too sick to read and understand it so now no special diet allowance forever man .No shit This year my cmha worker didnt want to drive me to my heart appointments because most people on dissabilty take taxis i told him im way to sick to try to take ataxi up north man figure out how dissabilty covers it left their with no way to call dissablty you know i told him staright up im too sick ricght man now i will never ever have my special diet allowance because i was too sick to read and understand and dint know what the letter meant man I thought they were contacting me for more doctors info man! I may still have to appeal the decision even though it was suppose to be done right away I probably wont im to sick hearing and seeing things you really have to be carefull what your writeing man at the same time as my 15% dillusion disorder is acting up!.I have to grease my chainsaw sometime it,sbeen going steady all month mines a pro model you dont need to clean the air filter it blows iair through the filetr well it,s running! anyways coffee time what aproblem hey with dissabilty man only in onatrio man some bitch man! later wolf2
Wed Jul 28 '10 2:56:48 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Jest away, grumpy is very apt just now!
Wed Jul 28 '10 3:59:53 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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scubz, I can't answer any questions, remember...I'm to confused being a woman and all. pffft! lol!

bah bah da shooby do wah ~~

wooleyman, Florida beaches are beautiful. Just hope they stay that way, though it doesn't look like they're going to. Destin, Beach. Even worse is some dipshit mom letting her two small kids play in the sand and water full of oil balls. WTF!! It's so upsetting. Anyways, where are you headed in Florida? Hmmm, now I jonesin' to sit on the beach and get my swerve on. lol!

This vid so sad. I would love to know what they're gonna do with all those bags. GRRRR!



Edited Wed Jul 28 '10 4:45 pm

Wed Jul 28 '10 4:15:32 pm Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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chelle, our beachs are still good to go. only some of the panhandle has oil globs and tar balls. central and south fla. beachs are clean still. the loop current and storms have been kind to us. come on down. and BTW. bop ba bop shoobie doobie doobie doo wop.

Edited Wed Jul 28 '10 4:43 pm
Wed Jul 28 '10 4:41:52 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Tiki, hopefully it'll stay that way. Imagine how much is still in the water ffs! No, better yet, don't imagine. Glad yer area is alright. :-)

Wed Jul 28 '10 5:00:19 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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,,,For those of you that are wondering? The guy wearing al capone gangster black witha bulletproof vest with a collar on it is Bill mackie.He run`s kinsgton penitentiary for me hes always here right every chic sees hime hes the reason for the terminated never again special diet the special diet termination thing We didnt kill her like i did to the ministry of transportation i get cut off the whole place dies! anyways kinston pen the dissabilty is from my sterngth they do what their told the special diet thing was classified as a handout.so Kinsgton pen said they wouldnt handle my mail anymore custom etc wouldnt beable to receive parcels or mail from the states the correctional officers that carry my mail is done on the basis of me killing them like 1/4 or half punch blowing them apart thats what mackie said kingston handles the orders for when i go over too but their cant be no handout shit so he said start it cancel it by ordering them how by mail and everythings fine like i still woill get the pwowner of kingston pens meals if i have to go their whic is ny striploin steaks Nothing if i take the special diet money .So thats that! Hey arnold total recall!! later wolf2.
Wed Jul 28 '10 5:38:21 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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wolf, and this is categoric, I was NOT wondering....

But have you ever thought about compiling a tome of your musings over the years and publishing them as "Wolf Scat"???????

Edited Wed Jul 28 '10 7:16 pm

Wed Jul 28 '10 7:03:44 pm Set this message as last read

Richie Lee
Richard Ghione
Santa Clara, CA
USA
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Hi Joe, Do you remember a garage band called John Miller and The Eleven Meter Band in 1985. I played drums and tried to sing. and a very young Joe Satriani played a brown(wood) flying V guitar. I swear that was you and I have pictures!! Thanks, Rich Ghione
Wed Jul 28 '10 7:34:26 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Neil Young guitarist Ben Keith dies at 73 July 28, 2010, 4:31 PM EST

Neil Young's longtime steel guitarist, Ben Keith, has died at age 73.

Keith played alongside the rocker for close to 40 years and performed on such Young classics as "Heart of Gold" and "Old Man."

Young acknowledged Keith's passing onstage during a show in Winnipeg, Canada, on Monday night, stating, "This is for Ben Keith. His spirit will live on." The rock legend then performed an emotionally charged rendition of "Old Man."

Before Keith became Young's sideman, the multi-instrumentalist was a member of Nashville's A-Team, a collective of the city's top session musicians who performed on country classics sung by the likes of Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline.

Keith first met Young when he was drafted into the rocker's band for an appearance on "The Johnny Cash Show," according to RollingStone.com.

He last performed with Young at the rocker's annual Bridge School Benefit in October.

Wed Jul 28 '10 7:43:36 pm Set this message as last read

xbluanchovyx
Dan Choe
NJ
USA
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hello everybody. does anyone know what effects and pedals were used for the song The Souls of Distortion?? its personally my fav song but havent found the right effects for it =/ thanks!
Wed Jul 28 '10 11:10:50 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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RIP ben Keith
Thu Jul 29 '10 5:23:08 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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How to open a wine bottle with a shoe - WTF?

Not sure what is being said - but pretty neat. Not going to try it myself though.

http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe/

Thu Jul 29 '10 7:00:05 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Rube Goldberg Maze


Very cool - too much time on their hands, I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

Thu Jul 29 '10 7:04:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."


With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.



The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"

Smile, life is too short not to! If this brightened your day.

Don't let it stop here.

Pass it on with a smile.

Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river

Thu Jul 29 '10 7:10:42 am Set this message as last read
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