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wolf2

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..What a night! You ever been approved in rome to have sex with a nun like me and lisa? probably not hey man Lisa my wife was here and we were doing it all night. Then melissa showed up while her mom was leaving .melissa sais dad you and mom have been doing it all night havent you? she said your tired now go to bed so I left melissa in the living room dont know watch she was watching man may have even been rambo movie,s man I could here something going and her realy likeing it her adavanced age shes at now is about 30 years old hey the adavance age when they set it and name was because she did and does realy have 94% strength of me her father but thats classified as pure Irish ! she looks like my grandpa and mom and me man .She gets IRISH pay hey man like theirs welfare but when your irsih it,s irish pay because sometimes irish people are too strong to work it,s onatrio work,s man welfare but like i say irish pay when your born a majority percentage of irish underlaw you have to collect it for so many years of your life and things like this and your suppose to work for your father and work where ever he put,syou like me and her job at the store she will probably be back doing the irish pay onatrio works within a month anyways sex with lisa is nice! melissa rambo movies?hmm something she was watching later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 3:40:56 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Nice podcasts!!

Mornin' peeps!

Fri Sep 24 '10 3:43:17 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.hey a was sleeping last night right man and melissa realy was out Their watching Rambo 3 my daughetr Melanie showed up Melissa let her in Mel come,s in my room dad wake up it,s important melissa is watching your rambo movie right.Melanie knows the movies im realy in man and one of them was rambo 3 when I was 12 years old their well melissa always begs to watch my rambo movie,s he=y their on VHS the thing is is theirs feermiled tapes for muscles they make you make yourself like me in the movie because I own the movie corpoaration .My daughetr melanie was too smart for school hey she went to school at the queens place in England she document and writes the conversation in the large parliment building here in Canada like what they have to talk about that movie shouldnt do anything to melissa I dont think except make her smarter ,I ordered another Rambo 3 hey man I have it another owner copy right it does something different it makes it so I dont soundlike rambo all the time only when spetuual for real guy because I am realy rambo I told them AT the spychatric hospital I was rambo they phoned the movie company and said he is really rambo they released me.Ima lso Conan the destroyer I was 14 when I made that that movie is here too you should see me on the cover of conan the destroyer!my mom watchs conan the destroyer somethimes she thinks i was 15 no man I was realy 14 when i was younger after all my movies my step dad ran the toronto fire department they did my hair munio like john gotti the mob boss the hair specialst their did when I wanted to get out of it let me tell you your still watching Frank buscmea in the new rambo movies I filed the last one that came out when I was 15 years old anyways later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 5:15:26 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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hot and fresh Joeness...awww yeah...!!
Fri Sep 24 '10 5:30:13 am Set this message as last read

axeshredderjc
Joe Axeshredder
Long Island, NY
United States
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Premonition.....Awesome!!!...i got the chills a few times...Nice Joe!
Fri Sep 24 '10 6:41:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...shhhh again .Sometime`s I work for husqvarna sweden hey joe you will find this interesting.They mad the dirtbike for firstblood rambo right so anyways it was the silver yazern one time when I was working for them , I explaine you know about my husqvarna sweden dirtbike they offered me AFIRST BLOOD CLUTCTH SERIES it makes you ,like the movie in your brain and physical actinitioities It was along time since we fillmed first blood I was 9 years old when they filmed the part when I was walking hitchin with th greyhound bus right.so I said you know what I developed 11 saw for em I said just pay me with the firs=tblood clutch and paid the regular clutch 212.00 to pick it up you know something man I feel identical in my brain as when we filmed it and im moving around like it and that is true man no shit The First Blood Clutch! later wolf2. and you stay that way for about 31 years it grows old with you! later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 6:41:58 am Set this message as last read

Mystical Robot
Chip
USA
Plays: Guitar (17 years)
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Awesome just saw both the podcast and studio webcast and I can't wait till it comes out and the tour. This definitely sounds like an absolute awesome album. Once again Joe you have created another masterpiece.
Fri Sep 24 '10 7:42:06 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Premonition is really "striking a chord"with me this morning......can not think of an adjective fitting enough to describe how the song affected me......all I can say is I liked it very very much.................
Fri Sep 24 '10 8:02:51 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Wow premonition sounds cool, good work Joseph

Finally got around to getting that live in Paris dvd, the edits and effects arent that bad, and im even watching it with a hangover, very cool stuff

Andalusia is on right now, theres e minor all over the shop


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Fri Sep 24 '10 8:24:40 am Set this message as last read

logicbdj
Brian Johnston
Sudbury, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (14 years)
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Wrote a new guitar instrumental revolving around a grungy chord... song is entitled Groove On, located on my page at:

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/logicbdj/

Fri Sep 24 '10 9:38:34 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Aaargh I havent been able to watch the webisodes on the iphone!! At the airport to head home to Melbourne so will have to watch later tonight after the Grand Final. NZ is a fab place I highly recommend it to everyone. 100% pure fun
Fri Sep 24 '10 9:44:23 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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NZ looks beautiful, love to go sometime. Met one of my friends back from Oz after a year last night, was pretty fun, good day for all, seen some music and went few fun places

One other of my friends lives in NZ i think, he's gone back for a second year

Cryin' is a pretty hard song to play live, cool job, everything spot on
Fri Sep 24 '10 9:50:15 am Set this message as last read

Rhythmsteady
Suzanne/Suzi Rugg
Riverside, CA.
USA
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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ah! Beautiful new stuff JoJo! Thanks so much for your podcasts, this is soo exciting! PREMONITION rocks! Cant wait to get my hands on your new cd, Going to Best Buy on the 5th to get a 2nd copy for those bonus tracks as well! :-) Joe, you make it so invigorating to be your fan :-) And I love my Red JS Guitar Strap!!! It's so comfy. Love it :) And those adorable JS picks. I wish to see an Art Book from you someday with all your little character drawings :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scubadaz- thanks for the Chrome Pick info. I personally have never heard that 'scratching' sound coming from a guitar the way Joe does it. Sounds just like a record turntable thingy, that thing rappers do/or did whichever it is. Coming from a guitar that is so wild.
Fri Sep 24 '10 10:29:42 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....Do you want to know!. couldnt get a clutch for her , it was over 4,000 from cycle salvage so I improvised on husqvarna industrial blowers they have this disc the disc is what stops it and it,s identical to clutch plate like this presseses aginst the drive gear and brakes it stops it so i looked it up on my computer went up north to the husky dealer he didnt have any so i ordered 7 of them ,and thats what drives itis an industrial pump blowere gear stop hey they were i think 9 dollars each ron was here then my cmha worker when he was just my friend not my cmha worker but I have a way of restoring and setting husqvarans for first blood effect! no shit.My brother even though hew was charged for stealing it with the police informant and blowing it up ruiing the clutch etc still swear he never stole it just the police informant did! they paid there restitution 80,000 each bancroft opp found the bike in erichs posession! my moms out post office check for bills library the usual scooting around i didnt feel like going out so i didthe dishs to be of some bennfeit hey man that clutch i made has been in their for like pwhhhhhh!fuck man14 years or so maybe even later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 10:39:50 am Set this message as last read

Mahavishnu
Brian Currier
Newberg, Oregon
US
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Here's Johnny

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Fri Sep 24 '10 12:02:33 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..Seriously though I realy dont have schizophrenia.You Might rember rambo girls daughetrs of mine from when you were little what was rambo`s problem? do you rmeber and i dont do it now havent done it since I got anti psycotics dad use to shake remember and kill alot of people that were just dumb man .it,s only happened once man the rude 20 thing rambo shakes when he receives what he calls mental because rambo cant be stopped man so it shakes me! thats the only time it,s happened since i been takeing my risperdal dont tell know one though! when I decidede to go laurier dad was turning over what he calls the table so i bought my savage arms company nowthe shake isnt realy psychotic but it,s hard on dad body when I take risperdal the medine in it keeps me for whats called IN PUBLIC do you remeber dad Rambo was alwayys dusin unable to be in public and i use to kill 44 people a day anyways the medine keeps dad under control and I figured all this out myself and dad could be living in a big manison but i call it back to weider whic is my favourite when i left my mansion dad told mari kassar who makes my rambo movies he wantsto go back to weider my weights so now im back in weider! rambo QUAKE`S MAN THEIR EXTRENMELY HARD ON DADS HEART THE RISPERDAL NOT ONLY HELPS PREVENT IT BUT DOESNT LET ANY OF THAT FROM THINKING STRENGTH GO TO YOUR HEART! WHIC IS WHY i HAVE THE SCHIZOPHRENIA and i told the courtroom to say i had schizophrenia and order medicine dad quakes were almost 14 times amonth! later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 12:56:19 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Satch on playing "The Golden Room" GuitarPlayer.com

Technical stuff folks......... :-)

Fri Sep 24 '10 1:11:55 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Joe--I like Premonition....complex emotions. Now I'm ready to hear parts of the rest of the album and your interpretation.

Al baby--A film I saw recently "Leap Year" was set in Ireland and I loved it! What a beautiful green countryside with castles and Inns and lots of opportunities to walk as far as one likes. If I totally lose my head and go for it, I'm liable to go bankrupt. That's very scary for me right now....Steve and me without a roof over our heads and no transportation, no food........It just isn't on :-(.......I can still dream ;-)

Someone named Hendrik Meurkens performed "Voce Vai Ver"......Did he also write it? Was it about Steve Vai? LOL! Ah, well.

GG2

Fri Sep 24 '10 1:21:03 pm Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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turbo236 - in rehearsal Joe was using the Black with white CF logo JS, the white 2400, a 1200CA and a modded (almost orange) 1200 with a sustainiac in it, all tuned down 1/2 a setp and the action up higher than how Joe tours with it.....

.... and he lent me the 2400 :-D

Wow, and here come's the s*** eating grin again


How's everyone doing? Weekend plans?

Hope you're all well

Fri Sep 24 '10 1:35:27 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Jimi Hendrix documentry on BBC4 this minute
Fri Sep 24 '10 2:26:11 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Pip, whatcha say? YOU PLAYED JOE'S GUITAR? I'd love to hear that story...again...and I'd bet you'd love to tell it! Aww yeah, those treasures last forever baby!! I love that guy! lol! I'm getting giddy for ya...again! These things make me soooo happy :-) He's such a cool guy.

Feel better T-Bones!!

Fri Sep 24 '10 2:33:21 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..dod da do doad do everyone is probably wondering what the police are always doing here right!/ their not the police!,well they are the police except their not here to arrest me their dads private police force .I own the onatrio provincial police these are BANCROFT opp I own bancroft privately profitably .The hold my table of recholtions because dads classified as being north of the 60th paraelel on the geologiacl map because dad rides his dirtbikes they come here and tell me what I need to do like the schizophrenia diiagnosis even though I dont have it I need the diagnosis for peterborugh opp understand now pr peterborugh opp wasnt going to let me work privately whic i need to do because one again i have to make so much money ayear tpo show to the government so I can build my guns at savage arms that i own and they were not goimg to collect let me collect my social assistance over 500 dolars and i need disabilty because i own the province and because i need it for savage and canadian tire so bancroft opp has the norther expert Tabl of recholitions do you understand that and you need schizophrenia to own almost all of my buissness now later wolf2.like I have Northern pronunciations later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 2:44:31 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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S***-eating grins are the only kind to have, LOL!!! And so Mr. Pip, have you then played both the 2400 and the 1200, and if so, which was yer favorite?? Some day Chris wants to get another JS guitar, and leans towards the 1200 but I keep telling him to check out the 2400 first!

Tenk yew chelle....will u tuck me in and bring me drinks and pat my bumzie tonight....I feel awful!! I am rarely able to fall asleep during the day but today have been napping off and on, and every time I pass out I have the most AWFUL dreams! Must be the fever :( But this too shall pass, better to have it happen now than when it's time fer NAPA!

Thanks for the Golden Room link peace :) I actually understood everything Joe said...and I don't play guitar. It's totally this fever cuz normally I'd be lost when he starts talking modes, etc, LOL! Tomorrow if I watch it again and the fever is gone, I won't have a clue but will still enjoy :D

Fri Sep 24 '10 3:13:01 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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So what does everybody think about "The Golden Room" after that listen/lesson video of Joe's posted on Guitarplayer.com...........sounds pretty cool ...right?

* EDIT- AWWWW sorry your sick, Tracie. Get plenty of rest and fluids & take care. Peeps around here are getting sick too. My son & daughter both have some sort of chest infesting malady........I've been drinking EMERGEN-C immune defense formula......

'bout the vid- I don't understand the technical stuff much but I could still listen to Joe talk about his music forever ...Lol....... :-)

Edited Fri Sep 24 '10 3:34 pm

Fri Sep 24 '10 3:19:22 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Am I weird about this or what.Melissa man it doesnt matter how much money you give her she goes to the foodbank .and i cant seem to except that fact man you here me theirs been years man when shes been hangining out with me working for me etc when shes alright and she shouldnt even need to be near the foodbank But yet she still fouckn goes to it man!last week she has a cold right so i give her money to help live and money for cold pill,s next day where is she the foodbank! man it,s like uhhhhhhhhh! fouck man it just about makes me want to pull my hair out right now man i except it but dont like it the fact of that am i weird for thinking this ! ? youre sma n wolf2. you here me I went 8 times when i opened it and that was it 10 years ago man it should be about the smae time she hasnt needed to go you know what i mean man later wolf2.
Fri Sep 24 '10 3:45:05 pm Set this message as last read
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