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wolf2

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...Hey this strength this is but isn`t! I just made it for something for the cop`s yesetrday man.When your stronger then the police In canada man or armyshit like that if you ever killed a cop with your fist theirs laws man.This cmha thing and dissabilty is well.Your suppose to if your killing policeregardless the fact i own the police force and the country build whats called a JAM! you need10 months incarceration 5 months dead time counts for 10 with assault apolice offcicer with an examination whic means apsychatric assemnet your strength has to be proevn you need apsychatric diagnosis like my schizophrenia in less then 30 days to prove strength that they cant hold you because the all might die! .then you need substantial bennefit over 800.00 like my dissabilty then you need aman who thinks hes correct who you let live whic would be RON my cmha worker then before 9 years you have to buy tobbacco at an approoved location ,whic is what I did yesterday 3 bails or they do a denesfoih whic is give you a ducmented list of charges you need by a certain year to be issued to kinsgton penitenatrie! and you cant refuse.I just made it for the tobbacco man just listen I make players tobbacco under my dope distributing and productions licence these 3 bail are real players like players full not 100% more or special cut or rolls more or silver or some bulshit these are PURE PLAYERS their made with thailand heroin! their 19.99 each plus tax i bought 3 for the law thing! Now these bails in apalsey would have been 30 35 dollars eacy here they sell peetr jackson for 20.00 with no heroin! players is a sterngth tobbacco hey anyways it,s done wont need to go to kinsgton pen or any self sentence thing anytime soon!.Now im haveing areal hard time with my cmha worker well he wouldnt and wont drive me to the native reserve to get cigarettes hey not even if their duty paid so we went to macs mil in havelock went to the ski-doo dealer their to price a new machine he sais after he makes it look nice and gets you talking im not suppose to be taken anyone for tobbacco anywhere they figure they can get it themselves but where going their anyways you here me guy this guy gives me had time over over the counetr tobbacco that keeps me from being imrpisoned he doesnt know that i feel like blowing this little fags head off sometime but wee need him for tje police force murders ! my dissabilty statement is already in were good need her now o i have some cartons now 3 christams bails and some real nice embasy papers the new vogues 2 packs anyways more coffee 8 am risperdal wolf2.
Thu Dec 23 '10 4:47:35 am Set this message as last read

Kevinalexis
Pablo Cerchia
Buenos Aires,
Argentina
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Hello Satch! I want to know if you are going to come to Argentina like in 2008 with your album ''Professor Satchafunkilus And The Musterion Of Rock''. That concert was the best concert I never seen in my entire life! Better than ACDC, Metallica, Juanjo Dominguez and Santana!

I wait for your answer and please come to South America we have the best crow in the world!

Thu Dec 23 '10 5:40:20 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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The future of Joe Satriani

Welcome home Joe, and Happy Holidays to you and your whole family :)

Geez, I'm up early on my vacation =|

Thu Dec 23 '10 6:29:23 am Set this message as last read

BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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I hate this craptastic cold/dry weather!!!

I hate to "poor me" post but ring finger on my left hand just split on the tip!!! AAARRRGGGGG......

no guitar for AT LEAST 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

feck!!!!!!!!!!!

I figured most here would understand .........

My family doesn't seem to think it's a big deal......

"it will heal..."

gone......

"POOF!"

Edited Thu Dec 23 '10 6:45 am

Thu Dec 23 '10 6:42:29 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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hey Folks , we found out yesterday .. we are having a boy .. no we will not name him AL
Thu Dec 23 '10 7:47:50 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Yay, Rubik...................
Thu Dec 23 '10 8:15:11 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Ooooh, a boy! I say name him London London :-) and you can call him Al for short.

Thu Dec 23 '10 10:57:28 am Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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achoo, joe said "peavy was slow to make changes to the amps in regard to mid range tone." so i guess he grew tired of a company that vast not wanting to commit 1 engineer to his request to improve his amps that sell so well and make them lots of money. so now he is back with marshall.

for you that are too young to have experianced the 60's and 70's. get trippy

all you need is some black light and iron butterfly now.

Edited Thu Dec 23 '10 11:50 am

Thu Dec 23 '10 11:49:20 am Set this message as last read

Crystal Jammer

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This is kinda outta left field, but does anyone happen to have a copy of the setlist from the '98 Crystal Planet tour? I've looked through some fansites including foreverjoe, but can't seem to find any lists. The '98 chicago date would be cool, but the list from any date would be helpful.

_Jammer

Thu Dec 23 '10 12:55:15 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Cube - fantastic! You could call him "Werewolves Of".

Thu Dec 23 '10 1:01:41 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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PANTERA CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LIGHTORAMA 2010 Is Broken a Christmasy song? LOL!
Thu Dec 23 '10 1:21:50 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Howdy Satchland ....just a small update on my son...it appears he will be able to leave the hospital tomorrow. The medicines are finally doing their job!!!!!! Yay!!

Thanks again for all the kind wishes for his health. I have been a nervous momma but starting to relax finally.

Death Cube K- All the best to you. Very exciting !!!! A son !!! Children are our greatest blessing.. :-)

Scuba- Hope ya feel better today.

Two Shay- Thank you...hope you have a great Christmas even though your trip was ruined.

Thu Dec 23 '10 1:43:09 pm Set this message as last read

Jberg

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Joe- wanted to thank you for an amazing experience in Chicago last weekend. We were part of the meet and greet. My husband has been a fan of yours for forever and this was an absolute dream come true for him to meet you. It's really great you do things like that for your fans. The show was amazing. I think he is still on cloud 9. :) Thanks again for your kindness. We look forward to your next show in Chitown!
Thu Dec 23 '10 2:34:09 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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I'd never call a child al, ones enough

My sisters due to pop her kid out on the 27th... I've a way with words I know

I missed what happened to your kid peace but at least shits getting done, kudos

Christmas shopping is done, took 2 hours, I went to the mall at 9pm since it was open till 11 and the weather is terrible, worked great, was almost empty

Take that society

+ if i ever had a girl I'd call her Mabel, what a name
Thu Dec 23 '10 3:33:40 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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..holy fouck man ,this grease isn`t.took two shits today man 10 feet long couldnt even leave the house.My formula has maybe i dont 40 greae s fittings man for the suspension.NowI was useing quaker state for about 5 years except it wasnot good enough for the applicatioine! the best either shell grease but kempers didnt havent any now so i found something home hardware unival brand extreme pressure grease for like heavy equipment i figured that would make to my spots where i go without getting thin maker threw the winter until the spring until grease job again .Now it is KILLER WORKS BEAUAUTIFUL but on the carttride it said it cleans out your cavities around your organs and Brain man with vibrations of the organs with a traingle chest it leaves .I was fucked up buddy for over a week these shit had me exhauseted wake up be exhauseted couldnt move my body everyonce and a while tha was the trip finally yesterday my brain was in pain took a tylenol felt psychoytic man today 2 ten foot longs shits from the grease but my suspension is perfect and even if we do alot more rideing and it snow,s she their wont be no grease failure .Im hammered and just so everyone knows the girsl that come here i realy am their father and that I ride two like liiisielittle lisa all the chic with red hair c,mon you must remeber when their mother s gave them too me i had my white 1970 transma actauly it wa my firebired brand new all the babys were lined uop at the greyhound terminal in peterborough I raised them i trained iem i would say that makes them mine little lisa always does that girlfriend thing on the radio but i am their birth father and little pete was just here from the states for christma she doesnteed anything she just sais shes going to her fathers and he owns the country were good im hammmered i will be drinking my jackdaniles mixed with punch all night phoned the liwuor stroe their open tommorw can replenizsh my stock later wolf2.
Thu Dec 23 '10 4:01:42 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Too-Fey, hang in there bro.....
Thu Dec 23 '10 4:54:16 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Merry Xmas to all!!!!!!
Thu Dec 23 '10 5:13:21 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Joanie ,doesnt know that her guitar is already made man she just asked me on my radio too make her a new guitar Joan jet you dont need to ask me Gibson is FIOLORN that means that when your time is ready they know and their is one for you .You see it and buy it joanis comes out in abit! .I love jack daniels hey I drank about 12 -13ounces tonight mixed with punch i keep drinking until it makes me hungry jack daniels is better then marijuan for eating yours you see their is one coming wolf2 frank buscema later wolfie.
Thu Dec 23 '10 5:18:50 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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You see it,s made it,s yours it does and you do find it frankie.
Thu Dec 23 '10 5:20:07 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey i dont fuckaround hey bro but their must be some cop chics missing or something they came here about25 years ago and told me I had 8-14 days left to live my lungs were dry! they didnt know why man you here me um i really dont have schizophrenia i have echos from my lungs etc etc the thing that keeps me alive is jack daniels old no7 tebbesse whiskey it keeps me alive even with dry lung,s! no word of a lie without it i really do die at kingston psychatric the actual prescription for me is jack daniels not risperdal i got a hearing diagnosis such as schiophrenia but it,s from my dry lungs the cops like the cop chic rebcca one of my girlfriends and robbie must be going Frank still alive? for real man JACK DANIELS OLD NO 7 WHISKEY anyways later wolf2.
Thu Dec 23 '10 6:06:19 pm Set this message as last read

tikimon

tampa, florida
usa
Plays: Guitar (56 years)
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cheers wolf, you have your jack, i'll have some rum. cheers again.
Thu Dec 23 '10 6:14:11 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....Hey man! Both ,my Mom and dr .chan were right well in the spychatric hospital they were giving me jack daniels no shit.Today before my mom left to go to some friends for their christman my mom said Frankie theirs is something!,you do not need to take risperdal thos dirtbikes are not dirtbikes frankie their your machines ! I mean real machines you built when you ride them it does something you have to make sure it,s all right for the 43-70 days after that if you dont ride when you use the machines theirs suppose to be something you fix it tonight and theirs a real old friend of yours and it,s good your back to normal.Their like Hurricanes my mom said these things are about well their rated 1100 x more powerful then any other thing theirs only one kind of vitamin you see you fix it your fine and you remeber what you need from now on after you go out ! ahhhhh yes distillment! of jack daniels both my psycahtrist and my mom told me that now I realy will be fine and am normal it has to be disttilled for lots of powere later wolf2.
Thu Dec 23 '10 7:07:42 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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M. London- CONGRATS!!! A baby boy! got a name yet?
Thu Dec 23 '10 8:07:56 pm Set this message as last read

stonycatie

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Buon Natale!
Fri Dec 24 '10 1:29:33 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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My niece had a baby girl today, a Christmas Eve baby. My sister is beside herself with excitement, as are all of us in our family.

Joe - here's my own "blue" - love to you and your family from me and my newly expanded family.

Fri Dec 24 '10 3:53:02 am Set this message as last read
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