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michelle

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Now tell us your mom's name is Sarah and you might have a believable story!

Sun Feb 20 '11 9:23:58 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...I just do not know what everyone is thinking!.Lately my dragon has been perocing me man I wake up take my shirt off and look at my face and body it look,s like enetr the dragon whic is my dragon peroficon then I go out and pick a fight with police army etc and I win hes kicking lookout he could kill everyone!. my dragon has been sleeping the entire length of my body then twisting in my abadoms stomach and joing it,s head with mine then I wake up.I look like enetr the dragon bruce lee then I go out and kick ass and maybe a dirtbike ride .This is real man like the dragon from fist of fury I poses it in my body just like my dad did!.The mnr came here the other night when my dragon warned me I put a shirt on.And i have these other 2 dragons when I use the formula mx these ones are faster from the mikuni needle and seats I put in from dennis kirk they were i think 15,million dollars but everything man when I mail aletter my dragon awakes and stays active untill the resoponse and delivers this is true shit man anyways yours wolf2.their was something for 55 thousand man im pretty sure they were 15 million wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 10:51:31 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Howdy Satchland!!! Hope everyone is doing great. Life has been busy busy busy....my son qualified to go to State with his wrestling again this year ...so proud of him after being sick earlier this year. Grandbabies doing great too. :-)

Happy Birthday Mr. Pipster!!!! Have an awesome day!

Sun Feb 20 '11 11:58:47 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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My little princess is cooking another grandbaby for me.
Sun Feb 20 '11 12:28:50 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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congrats TS
Sun Feb 20 '11 12:53:28 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Two Shay- Congrats!!!!! Very cool news. :-)
Sun Feb 20 '11 12:55:56 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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salo masio maufets.that means I just went to the store in siclian people. Your,s had to go to town had a ride their and back cat litter grapes mock chicken macaroni and chees loaf and bread.m tasty hey? well everything except the cat litter .I dont just collect dissabilty I work on my compuetr and own all my buissness on my compuetr even my banks the money for rideing and girlfriend or traveler cheques is just money I get because I own the bank,s! even the cash you give me joe the million that was alive transfer into a bank I own? your,s wolf2 and I do work for sidewinder because Im a certified welder infact I was the only person that could do what they wanted proffesionally.somedays I make like 946 million a billion 4 billion just working.I like to help people hey joe I live here because this is where I ride ! and dont need a big mansion and I always collect social asistance! I like helping people hey so I do my little chainsaw thing for some people girls that know e or whatever they dont get ripped off you know!wolf2 can do this for me for I dont know a little bit will give hime this you know their cool and im cool some girlfriends have special trees they want made into firwood etc plus I really do work for bob kelly logging and george jacklem sometime i make 14 17 million anyways becool wolf2 workd today shes a good sa I keep her like brand new anyways later wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 1:41:20 pm Set this message as last read

acewales
alan werrett
mountain ash, wales
united kingdom
Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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hi everyone, does joe still come one here?
Sun Feb 20 '11 1:59:11 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Thanks folks. :-)))))))))
Sun Feb 20 '11 2:01:20 pm Set this message as last read

castle49

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Good news TS!
Sun Feb 20 '11 2:31:05 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Excellent, Two for Two..... Grampy XX
Sun Feb 20 '11 2:34:44 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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So happy for 20 year old Trevor Bayne! Youngest winner of the Daytona 500!!!

Sun Feb 20 '11 2:41:41 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Right now I am Punch Drunk again hey Joeum I am Aboxer hey terry who runs sony for me knows that shes agirl anyways i really do own canada the united states californina oregon i even own the country freetown! ever here of it everyone that works for me at the government knows that sometimes im punch drunk like all my banks buisness everyone know because well arnold come here picks up hockey bags full then they come here from parliment they could need the money to pay welfare they could need the money for odsp people etc I have 2 organisation then ring me ones in oshawa and ones in whitby sometime I fight for high boxing in losangeles as well but really high was year ago then i strted getting punch drunk too often these two are autmatic forever dont even know what their called now they just show up they have a ll my gear and I fight the t.v.shit issnot real i really am every champion their is! the courthouse know i really dont have schizophrenia hey man so did the psychatric hospital the medine keeps me from falling at times like right now!this is true I had a fight the other day with aturbo man i raced him and one but im punch drunk for a while my buissness know hey Frank will be alright will just do our job dont play around they know hey when hes with it you would be in trouble and hes the real champs.I like talking to you because if I can stilltype I can still fight it just has to be perfect alittle anyways orgeon i own as well guattamal bank mine anyways later wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 2:57:49 pm Set this message as last read

bruno vera
bruno vera
el calafate, santa cruz
argentina
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Hello Joe,Do you want to watch my video?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6VhbAe9Fiw Please watch it and tell me what do you think,it will be an honor. Greatings from Bruno Vera Fritz.
Sun Feb 20 '11 3:46:08 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...This lady lisa terry knows hey joe yeah wolf2`s got the lisa thing again man!I cant be mean to lisa though hey she helped me when I was not fighting.Atleast now i can have medical attentionkingston penitenatrie gave me permison to have medical for hear and brain and things underlaw if your boxing you can not have and capactated treatments if your classed as athleticaly trained unless kingston penitenarie tells you you can.I was only able to go to an egyptian family doctor man.hes so high on pills he does he does not even know what hes doing man he thought big thing refueseing treatment for my heart or something or brain does not even know or hes pretending that he did not or never knew i was not allowed any before because I use my body and fist to make money.Mostly the boxer thing yeah .they wouldnt let me box knomore in north america if I was in kingston penitenarie and tina is still sort of cool with me were good their she helped by the sentence thing.I just give her a stack of money once and a whileyou see you cant have organ treatment brain or heart when your a boxer or have athletic capabiltie unless kingston penitenarie gives you permision and you cant fight unless you go their now because the want only steralised muscle because I had so many fights because aids man!etc.You should never go for any medical attention until you been in kingston penietanrie ohnestly I always had the heart thing and the boxer brain you know.The government here does not perform whats called medic surgery unless you been in kingston penitenrie.medic surgery leaves you the same way the fluid in your brain the colour of your brain and organs stays the same even a apacemaker if i did need one without have been in kingston pen and medic suregry you can need several other operations cause by the little cut anyways you should never aletr your brain with medice unless you been their you go their strong and sick when you get out you get medicne but now it,d does not change the strength of your brain anyways risperdal time later wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 5:36:44 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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Mon Feb 21 '11 2:18:39 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey I really am the sandwich king hey bro.Yeah man like when Im rideing going to a girlfriends or daughetr or mom and daughters they know hey dad coming I hear the ATK that means were getting sandwichs! or why dont you take the atk and gett us stuff for sanwichs or I might go fucok all you have is all these big beef roast wheres the stuff for sanwichs ,she might go take the ATK dad knowone will bother you and get the sandwich stuff knowone will bother you you wont have to kill anyone the atk is legal then I go.sometimes i forget my atk has the special utilite licence hey a strength licnece and my weightlifter licence and their more thne that on it theirs no plate around here I dont take it to town because im worried of some young cop gonna pull me over from my police force and I would end his life hey so sometimes to avoiding killing them i only ride on the road when I go for a ride like leaveing.I really wish the bread at my foodland wa fresher man this shit is so exspensive 2 bucks aloa man the no name stuff.! right man when I ride we eat exspensive stuff because I might have money from fighting or hit the bank not just dissabilty anyways this bread is only 5 days fresh man 5 days left on the expiry date im the only one that buys bread in the town hey in the summer its abit fresjer because cottagers buy it 2 bucks though man nuts hey it,sonly like60cents in the states ! more coffee wolf2.
Mon Feb 21 '11 3:42:48 am Set this message as last read

daru_0
Dwi Handaru
Jakarta, Indonesia
Indonesia
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Uncle joe satriani when to hold her concert in Indonesia precisely in jakarta.I look forward to joe satriani concert in Indonesia.Thanks
Mon Feb 21 '11 4:45:19 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...You have no idea man!How exspensive it is to live in Canada man I have to have 2 loggings jobs man one for jack,and one for bob their usually around 700 a week eack my own work shovel and my own chainsaw whic is maybe well little thats mostly a daughetr and friend thing anyways then I have to box man plus I have to collect dissabilty man you here me just to exsist basically so I can ride my dirtbikes gas here now is 1.20 a pint boxing I box for money hey so like after I take all bank it pay bils etc then im back to the 50.00 dollar fighst for a while then some 75.00 it goes up alittle after about 50 fights maybe 40 fights you make abit more i actaully for the 50.00 ones i make about 500-700 but i pay my team organizationno shit man it cost me aroundI would say without paying equits like country or state thing aboutmaybe 7000.00 amonth to live man And I only pay the 250 rent kingston pen told me to pay this is true man alot of people in canada have give up hey bro the collect welfare and stuff and minimum wage flat pay is only 10 bucks an hour and they just about kilthese people for it!their is alittle kid thing im keepin this money from Joe for yeah! plus I work online manto pay some of my bills use my welding licecne like sidewinder or atk etc so including my online life it probably cost around well I will tell you last month it cost me 9,054 in cash this place isnt and for 69 cents in the states you get some real nice bread milk here is 5 dollars agallon man what are you guys still around 1.49. 1.79 wild hey anyays later wolf2.
Mon Feb 21 '11 5:04:21 am Set this message as last read

turbo236
Ian Wise
Nampa, ID
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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wolf2- Check Your Brain!

Take an extra risperdal or maybe some ketamine while you're at it!
Mon Feb 21 '11 7:32:38 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I`m sort of haveing some well,weird difficultie,s here at my house.The thing is .Is that I need to buy some more oil for my dirtbikes right anywaysI already used 3/4 gallon of the one I just opened I will need atleast 3 or 4 more gallons of Shell advance from canadian tire up north in bancroft .Thats snowmobobile oil hey but thats what Ineed for my dirtbikes air or liquid cooled the only time i can buy it is in,winter you can not run boat watercooled 2 cycle oil.Now the problemis my mom does not even know I ride man this is all done when shes out right and now I need 4 gallon of oil and I just used 8 gallons of 2 stroke oil man so shes going well you seem to be goingthrough,alot of oil so I said I used it in my formula mx when it was going for the almost whole winetr.See my problem im fine this time but may not be allowed to buy oil again! maybe if i have some bikes out in the summer she will just think thats hwere it all went or something! and I really cant afford this right now but if i dont buy it it will be off the shelf for springtime!it,s 30.00 a gallon I will buy 3 likely so 90.00 plus 15% tax so 105.00 or something 100.bucks and I only have one conatiner of weider protein left and I really right now fighting for the 50 and 70 dollar fights plus i buy gas whic is just about the 50 bucks carry the can on the bike and fill both!. and plus im sure im at full power but im gonna need to stay steay on the proetine and workout for a while the gloves from punches burn muscle off your head actually thats what the ring itself does so I need to make sure im protected so im fine for oil this time and maybe next time if i can figure out that way wolf2.
Mon Feb 21 '11 7:50:07 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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my weider 90% puer proetin cost 22 .00bucks plus tax at shoppers drug mart wolfie.
Mon Feb 21 '11 7:50:59 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....whazzzzzz! uppppppppp! drank aglass of weider 90% pure protein still have abit of raspeberry left before im on my vanilla relaxed went,downsatris put my weightbelt on filled up my water bottle did my bench pess 80 pounds plus the bar around 23 repetition did my straight barbbell curl 80 pounds plus bar 18 x did my 50 pound leg curl 31 x then you wouldnt gues who stuck their hea out the onatrio provincial police I blew all 3 of their head right clean off their boddy,s with oh the most I used was half apunch! they cant talk hey they cant tell the rest of the police they just had their head blown off By Frankie man the only one that know is whoever cleans up the bodys theirs no blood hey when I blow the head off it,s so fast and so ferroicuos theirs no blood believ it or not anyways had afeling theyd be coming thats all helping my mom abit now more coffee and their isnt even atrack from me in my driveway going out to blow their hads off on the road! later wolf2 I just blow their head of man anytime they think crazy get out of line blow their head off thats what I do! wolf2.
Mon Feb 21 '11 11:36:34 am Set this message as last read

DavidFord
David Ford
Malden, Massachusetts
USA
Plays: Guitar (47 years)
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Master Satriani, just heard your Premonition tune. I just dont have words for you. I used to listen to ALL kinds of music. But since ive been intro'd to your music, I now listen to no other. You have a total market of me. Songs like Premonition, just keep me going. Your an inspiration to alot of people. Thank you for picking up the guitar.
Mon Feb 21 '11 11:49:55 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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I don't know who needs this more? Wolf, or the rest of us?

Mon Feb 21 '11 12:10:19 pm Set this message as last read
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