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wolf2

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....back doing the logging thing again I got this running threw bdo dunn woodie financial so I dont have to decalre it.Bobby my boss was just here man give him a break I did!, well I went for a ride on the husky right first I had to take it to the husqvarna chainsaw servicenter in birds creek to get the inetrnal cdi ignition replace they rebuild them hey they keep one instock it,s the same as abig husqvarna chainsaw it was 200.00 so bob came here normally he would have gave me from kelly timbers kelly logging bewen 400 and 700.00 right man I just handed hime my cash told him to make it this ven amount he did so it only cost him 200.00 I got feelings for this dude man he has one eye hey man and ones glass and schizophrenia man and i been running the operation for about26 or 27 years plus I sell him saw,s and my husqvarna chainsaw are field desighned then so I give him some dealshe cant take mediction for his schizophrenia because he has one eye man anyways thats all.all i know is everytime i ride to the xtr for gas their fuel hes a realold friend of mine hey hes been sending people away telling them hes sold out were good another 10 bucks in the husky wolf2.and the reason i can collect social assistance is because i own the provine and the country no shit man wolf2.and im the real owner of california if im not here not at kingston pen whic i own im in california man wolf2.
Fri Feb 18 '11 1:48:42 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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Online documentary about the Cry Baby wah pedal
Fri Feb 18 '11 2:11:02 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...hey knowone even mentioned my hair! not one girlfriend or daughter.I did`nt event know that it was white gey white until I had it cut yesetrday .Because your cool I will tell you alittle bit more about my 1975400wr husqvarna .Mine is the maclklin saintery satanic temple of sweden version.they change the shape of your skull into a satan form they give you satan bones and a satan dejigeour mouth roof of it and satan mark jaw bone they make your hair macklaklin sainetry white as the devil kings they increase potency in the arm by adding a satanic vein and satan blood stream flow.Your your husqvarna white grey hair everyone but dont tell anyone man I have no idea who I would ever leave it too if I was dyeing or something man! ciagette time wolf2.it connects the veins it makes with the brain!wolfie.
Fri Feb 18 '11 3:55:58 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Michell babe! this really is your best friend and your real boyfriend I need help again babage you here me I really am 309 years old now Im just about dead you here me ive tried everything I almost cant go on babe im joes real original guitar teacher sexy and it isnt schizophrenia I have it,s something from being over 114 years old I asked for the schizophrenia diagnosis and medicine because senior citisen with schizophrenia get 14 years extra roughlyo f life you here me babe i can barely move around and shit and my hair really is all white cant you just get high phone the states department people in washinton tell them you want to go help the owner of the united states and canada so you need to cross the border so you can practice! to help me I can go to the bank same as always!the last time you had o elp me I was 274 years old Frank Buscema I live at 184 Mc faddens d Apsley Onatrio Canada Even the police know how old I am from dna im sold old I can not be arrested babe you here me no shit as far back as they can go is around 220 the goverment of canada tells me im 309 now can you just see if you can help me im almost to the point where I cant go on again wolf2.
Fri Feb 18 '11 5:39:55 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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and i am your real boyfriend and all the ride too chics they really are my daughetrs they tell their moms they want their dad they come here and i ride to them wolf2.
Fri Feb 18 '11 5:41:11 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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pop tarts or fruit loops?

Fri Feb 18 '11 6:13:21 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Pop tarts all the way sugarcakes
Fri Feb 18 '11 6:54:53 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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no, not me. some other michelle. not me. lol! not.

Fri Feb 18 '11 9:34:15 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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nope it's you .. and there are many post too you ..
Fri Feb 18 '11 9:40:52 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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michelle

You and your man perhaps?????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri Feb 18 '11 11:29:02 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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the spitting image!
Sat Feb 19 '11 3:15:31 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....I`m all better now.I reallllllyyyyy can`t tell you.It`s always done that the husky man about once every 8 or 9 years from it theirs a disableing boul movement that you just about need surgery for .This moring it finnally came out about a 3 footer it,s done that ever since I made the proffesional exhaust I call it.And yes joe it really does have the special big chainsaw packing in the pipe.I invented it did I ever tell you about that.? what it is is a sound muffler hey it looks like dirtbike exhaust packing .But this is for when their out west timbering and their walking to a tree right they keep their saw running and then this special husqvarna packing memory detonates the sound to tell you whic way is the way back out.because I invented it it wa free it,s worth about 900.00 so I put it in the pipe on the 400wr husky it,s like sound detatnation s for your memory etc That was like 15 years ago I invented it the first time I told you about it was the way when I made it yeah it works my husky is an enduro model it,s never had aheadlight though not even when it was new it,s whats called and expert enduro everything but the lights anyways more coffee 8 am 5 mg risperdal wolfie.never been lost with the packeing in it wolf2.
Sat Feb 19 '11 4:53:53 am Set this message as last read

Guitarvibes
Frits The T2J heretic.
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (1007 years)
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About 5 concert footage clips of Al Di Meola in 1978 when I played his vinyl day in day out. Taken from Austrian TV.
Sat Feb 19 '11 6:22:53 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey man all of my women girlfriend daughetrs my friends everyone going wolfie is back to normal they radio me saying I just been their people may wonder does he ride his dirtbikes all day.Listen too me .It`s performance from my weightlifting belt ,it explodes man I dont even know Im rideing my sterngth increases when the flick,si call it when the belt action by between 1200to 1700 ximes tronger and nothing can stope no gun tazer anything can work! and because i built physics when the performace kicks in and my strength increases the body im useing for that right now the physic is the latetset rambo movie sylvester stallone. the belt activates for performance with as little as 3/4 ounce above 34% liquor achol and that will last 3 -5 and 3/4 months I use a YORK weighlifting belt and thats what it is and all the rideing wolf2 and because I always use one it,s sort of is the way I am wolfie.
Sat Feb 19 '11 6:27:00 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Steven Tyler says -" ..& SPOKE W/JP THE FUDE IS OVER...WERE IN LOVE AGAIN...GUIT PLAYERS EH??... NEEDED MY BROTHER BAK... O YEAH... I LOVE US"

Fatape, well, the monkey has a guitar, and I don't play guitar, so maybe it's one of you guys who's lookin' for a little quiet time with wolf? I know how you all admire him so.

Sat Feb 19 '11 7:05:44 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Funny fact...

I just came across John McCain on twitter and took a look to see who he's following. Oddly enough, the mavericky Sarah Palin is not there (yes, she has an account), but Snookie is!

Go figure!

Sat Feb 19 '11 8:49:40 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Just bought two tickets for the Jason Becker benefit concert in San Fran March 26th....love the idea of helping Jason out, and the lineup looks really good. It's great that Joe is appearing of course, but Vinnie Moore, Michal Lee Firkins, etc....not too shabby!!!

Love ya Joe, Chris and I will see ya there!! Anyone else from t2j gonna be there??

Sat Feb 19 '11 11:49:27 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Would she be treated the same if she was still this girl?

I made a cheese samish :-)



Edited Sat Feb 19 '11 12:10 pm

Sat Feb 19 '11 12:01:54 pm Set this message as last read

turbo236
Ian Wise
Nampa, ID
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Erghh! I am so frustrated with the Sony Store right now. Some of your remember me telling you that my BSAWW autographed booklet was damaged when it arrived, so I emailed customer service about it... They are STILL dragging this out. Conveniently enough, they waited 4 months to tell me "we are sorry, but we no longer have any autographed booklets to send to you, but we would like to send you another copy of the album." REALLY???
I already have FOUR copies, and even if I only had one, what's one extra going to make up for a trashed autograph booklet?!

Today they offered me a "partial refund". I have asked and asked for a phone number so that I can actually TALK to someone, but it's always the same mumbo jumbo.. They keep putting me on "email hold" so that the problem can be elevated. This has been going on SINCE THE ALBUM WAS RELEASED!!


I wish I knew where these dirtbags worked so that I could have a little face time with "Noah, C1E8".

Sorry for the rant!


Ian

Sat Feb 19 '11 1:12:09 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...What a day! you would not believe what happened here today?! The Hydro went out total black out right ! anyways it was like -14celsius I was working and rideing all day I had to make sure everyone had heat hey with firewood I took customers until around 3.30pm and was rideing in between they needed poulan pro cords like what I use my poulan pro for for,myself wood for when the hydro goe,s out in winetr mine was ready this moring started up my woodstove then started working and rideing 20 bucks a poulan pro job the xtr had hydro rode the BIG ATK right in 20 25 bucks whatever old girlfrien some chic sofmine and even my cmha worker showed up here for a wolf2 hydro out cord because him and his girflriend had no heat he was with me when I bought the poulan pro and he know from around my place how good Iam with it! got everyone heat was prepared myself went rideing now im just chilling hydro came back on around 20 minutes to 6 pm it was off for around 8 hours anywas had about 7 customers emergency heat man foundmyself cutting old dead wood on ponds frozen ponds lake bays etc anyways be back later wolf2 and it,s minus 20 or below here tonight and the only thing I been rideing all winetr is the ATk since i shut the formula mx down I kept in front of my garage shoveled all winetr wolf2.
Sat Feb 19 '11 3:24:43 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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....you know ,the girls well i just been me and your mom and you were just their .You are all in the mom organized for your real dad thing the gold skirts and some blouses and some have brown skirts and blouses .Moms know man wolf2 does things with his strength so you need too look like this for your father .Just listen um mari kassar is really a friend of mine hey joe that whos always around here at my place is Mario anyways I was not really in rambo 3 or rocky 1 or conan the destroyer I was on the cover of all the movies I was 13 on the cover of rambo 3 hey joe and 11,and 3/4 on the cover of rocky 1 and 14 years old on the cover of conan the destroyer I cannot be kept in a psychatric hospital for saying im these people or stars when I realy am the puntuent.I really do now change into rambo 4 I have a poster this kid whos a friend ofthis lady i know sons hes not around any more he wanted me to build rambo 4 so I have the latest poster from a movie store I did when she changes I blow head off the positioned lice like dominos sided by sided blow ones head off 1/4 punch blow the other head off with that head no problem that kid watched as well! anyways didnt you know that bout me? the movie thing im also in some bruce lee movies and covers when I was 15 16 17 and 18 anyways talk to you later wolf2.
Sat Feb 19 '11 5:47:21 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.....here`s the real truth about why I have a schizophrenia diagnosis and why I take the medication.About well every daughter and every girlfriend and everyfriend including california sate department and mario kassar .Phoned the Ministry of natural resources for my area that,being Bancroft .the thing was was their was something wrong with wolf2 he had not been useing his motorcycle and had not been active and had not been to some daughetrs for like 6 some even close to 9 yearsover 3,437 people duaghetrs and friends called the mnr because I seriously do own the country hey man I have to land monitor! the mnr wrote me out a ticket for 194 million dollars that would only not have to be paid if I had a schizophrenia diagnosis and took medicine because they used their expert and determined that would get me rideing and working the land going to daughetrs girlfriends and friends man.And you know what it worked man worked in the night went for a ride hit the xtr the atk took 30 bucks man and abottle of oil we must have been close to pushing it in for fuel thats ahppened before. and that is the real truth somehow this medine does whatever and I ride man and I didnot well I had the 194 million but the rideing was importatant and when they told me california phoned all my daughetrs and even mario I said yeah alright I will do it and thats how that came about! more coffee wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 5:26:44 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Less coffee maybe?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPPY!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Chad talking about hitting Sammy with a floor tom in London.

Sun Feb 20 '11 7:19:06 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey listen too me man Do you know who I really am from being with sony for so long?wolf2
Sun Feb 20 '11 7:55:22 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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My real name is jani lee,my father is bruce lee.I look like this from eating grocery store canadian food .Conan the destroyer im a changeing chinese conan the destroyer was from eating pure duck rambo was from eating moose and rocky was from eating lamb.If I eat cantanese I look exactly like my father Bruce Lee chinese and my schizophrenia is chinese.im the only person that can own sony because im chinese but because I posess the dragon!The dragon is a japanese ritual of the best in the world my dragon like from my fathers movies moves in my body etc sometime it roar even loud and people can hear it when I eat chinese pork and rice im back chinese again catanese is good too.This is what I look like eating canadian and american food and I really canot get aids and I own Hong Kong A good movie with me starring as bruce lee is fist of fear touch of death1 I just had a feeling you knew who I really was wolf2.
Sun Feb 20 '11 8:03:38 am Set this message as last read
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