YEAH! Let's hear it for Pennsylvania!

The Jackass guys live about an hour from me. Those guys live with the gusto of being invincible...which you are...until you aren't.

WBC people will rot in hell. I'm sure of it.

Let's bounce!

Satriella - sounds like Pip! Any pics you can share?

Peace Lily - GREAT pic!!! That's a ripper shot of Joe.

So they found the primary cancer in my friend Neil and they are zapping it ASAP with radiotherapy. Would you believe he had a small piece of tonsil left after having them out when he was a kid and it turned cancerous.

Would love to know when Chickenfoot II is released - what exactly does "this summer" mean in terms of dates??? I also have everything crossed that there's a tour to Oz. Van Halen is here in September, even mooted to possibly play at our AFL Grand Final, still shaking my head at that one.

The trouble is, Sammy goes to Cabo for his birthday in October each year so iit's not likely that Chickenfoot will be doing any shows when I am in the US. *SIGH*

Cheesey - how's your email going? It working? :-)

I should get a special code from the photographer to view the wedding pictures on-line so as soon as I get it I will share it on here for those who wish to take a peek. It was basically a traditional wedding but with a guitar theme running through...Joe playing and then the same guitar design on the invites, place names, cake, decorations and thank you cards.

rCeUdTuHx: No worries bro, it's all good..just gotta remember that some peeps around the net can't differentiate between seriousness and a joke. Btw, the only thing about you that ruffles my feathers is spelling your name, lol ;-)

Skippygirl: That's great news about your friend Neil! Sounds like that will be a good fix as the bad leftover tonsil will be removed :-)

Satriella: Would love to see what the guitar theme wedding felt like..congrats again! :-)

ovation1

Dig deep in your subconscious, Mikey-san.

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach one day when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, God said,

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

PONDERISMS

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..

Have you noticed since everyone has a mobile phone that takes pictures these days no one talks about seeing UFOs and Ghosts like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism..

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.

Oh hell, at least!! lol!

Hey CUTH, it's been a while.

michelle Hey CUTH, it's been a while.

slanshroom, Death Cube K, ovation1, cheese101, mikesb, Blue_Moon, Do The Stu, and, of course, michelle

Cube - it's about g.d. time I can say this to you ~ HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! I just hope the kid grows up to look like his mother ;-) j/k hon. lol!

I just happened to see that after my last post.