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wolf2

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...hey,man I hate that1 its just sometimes my police dpartment phones me years earlier before time to tell me about things. here what happpened I own some property right well i own every onatrio fedration of snowmobile club trails in the province like i own the ofsc i leave the two trails without gates on my rd one trail takes me down to my forest acccess roda i own in the game preserve like 9 years ago man the onatrio provincial plice phoned me and told me their would be this litttle kid on a dirtbike on my property .Of course i forgot so im hearing this litttle dirtbike so i asked the girl that lives beside my trail she said it,s this 12 year old boy of course me knowing how dangerous it is i said he shouldnt be intheir asked if their was someone on my propert just now when i went for mail i rembered its the litttle kid the police told me would be their so,! were good it,s nuts though man like i run whats callled deif engines prevent animals from attacking you years ago i got atttacked by a moutain lion in their i take medine for it to this day!. so were good the kid thing is fine! just checked the mail have to deposit this litttle cheuqe into the bank machine.Im not doing too much their isnt reallly a whole lot going on iits to cold now really to ride the bike man like they sort of if you were caluclateing speed cant do under 40 kilometres an hour so you get sick man plus well the huskys been out but i really dont feel like kicking anything .Like kickstarting them right now their was some masive articlae in sports illlustrated about me about how my weights i lift and it is possible for them to make me 114,000 x stronger then an olympian they talked about olympick weights holding dirt in the brain and body and how mine open the vale and you relase it like go poos they talked about how my new pure iron weights are 70,000 x harde to lift per pound then olympic weights etc and how were able to do things with motors and work and not even know we done it and not be afffected etc it also said to use caution around people that use and how people that try to fight us we cant feel punchs etc from them and to be real careful around us nuts hey i threw it out they were not really telling me things i dindt already know you know1 well you know from me talking to you i already knew that thats all will talk later take care wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '12 7:03:47 am Set this message as last read

jblaze1

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Michelle: Things haven't been good for me but you know what?. I don't give a f##k! At least I still have my friends......who don't give a f##k...don't worry, I'm not suffering from depression,anxiety,hyper tension,high grade migrain,low self asteem,high blood pressure,low blood sugar...na...nothing like that, I feel just fine:)..the rest of the country feels that way it seems...lol....other than, how was the show mrs. Lincoln?
Fri Sep 14 '12 5:05:47 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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jblaze, I'll give you a better post as soon as i can stop laughing!

I'm so happy not to see erectile dysfunction on your list.

Hi 5 bruv! I'm so there!



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Fri Sep 14 '12 5:22:50 pm Set this message as last read

jblaze1

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Michelle: Oooooops! Sorry, did I leave that out? That wasn't even in the top 100 reasons to jump off a bridge.........today. Song of the Day: Manic Depression. Hi Joe:)
Fri Sep 14 '12 10:42:47 pm Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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just stoppin' by :) see how my favorite cheese and chelle are doin!
Fri Sep 14 '12 11:19:20 pm Set this message as last read

android63

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Love the new satch store. Already ordered a Satch designed Tshirt. Many have said it but your a genius Joe in more ways than one. Keep it coming Hope to see you in 2013
Sat Sep 15 '12 1:16:41 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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I used to have a pet lizard that made a sound like a cat. I took him to the vet who checked it out and told me I had a reptile dysfunction.

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Sat Sep 15 '12 4:49:39 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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jblaze, I'll take your song of the day, and raise it one up with mine. You might have one or two on your list that haven't hit me yet...well make that three when I added the limp biscuit. lol! It's been a challenge, and IS a challenge, especially this past year, but you have to keep pushing through it. There's a friggin rainbow out there somewhere, right? Really glad to see you back here. If you still have my email, drop me a line. I have a few contacts that are just addys without the names, and I have no idea who they are anymore. LOL!

Hi Matt, keep the videos coming. Very enjoyable!

Toosh, I just need to know if you were laughing really hard when you wrote that.

:-)

Sat Sep 15 '12 6:04:40 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey Melissa is fine,shes good the thing is hey joe she works for a friend of mine at the foodland right man they been doing some things the owner knows for real that I am really old man you here me man hes in bettter shape then me like im physically strong but hes younger for real and hes like maybe in his 60s i hope my daughetr sue is alright man i cant really take care of this kid anymore man you here men it,s this kid man aaron is his name I like him hey he uses my trail but just listen i go in check his tracks like where their was danger and things for him then fix the trail this kid man he thinks im just some cool dude man you here me im getting too old to take care of him man for real like im too old for the litttle trail things i do for him brian didnt even say anything too me hey but im sure melissa talks to him man about how i took her to my buissness dennnis kirk on the fomula mx right and etc brian probably thought you know man frank is extremely old man or whatvere so shes going to florida with them for 10 days like im so old man i canyt like never mind taken care of the litttle trail kid man i cant even take care of my own anymore like isabella my daughter with jenny i havent really been doing things with her and her mom in a while man this trail kids gonna exspect me to take care of him man you here man about all im good for is if the police bother him stop them like im too old and sick man to go do litttle thngs in the trail for him amn theat property really runs throuwgh peterborugh onatrio provincial police man i own it their the assure hopefully sue doesnt loose it man or get in trouble man i hate when the polcie phone men about her melissa use to come snowmobiling with me all the time minnnesota she use well she has abedroom at dennis kirk man anyways i really wish i could still be the cool guy like this kid thinks man like im so old now i cant even try to do the things this kid needs agaian man so im just gonnna have alitttle whiskey cigar at the genral store then head home im just out for air! later wolf2.
Sat Sep 15 '12 8:32:32 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Just a little chuckle i'm afraid.

Oh no! I hope that doesn't make me a Chuckle Brother

Sat Sep 15 '12 9:03:15 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Good Morning SATCH FANS

Time to get pumped up

Yeah I know we've all seen it before

but it always gets my adrenalin going......... :-)

Everyone has probably seen this too G3: Joe Satriani, Steve Vai and Steve Morse share their passion but I had not till today



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Sat Sep 15 '12 9:16:00 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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that was cool..had not seen that thanks
Sat Sep 15 '12 10:00:56 am Set this message as last read

jlb2012

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Joe- I'm out here on Crystal Planet, I've been here for a while. Bear in mind, there's no hurry, I just want to know how I get off crystal planet. You never told me anything about it. I don't think anyone else would understand if I asked them. I just want to know how to get around this because I've been through it and each time it is better than the last. After all, you're the one who put me here in the first place. No hard feelings. First chance you get, let me know. No hurry. Love you Joe....too great. I adore you. Love, John.
Sat Sep 15 '12 3:11:27 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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wolfie..meet your rival..
Sat Sep 15 '12 3:31:52 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Peace, that G3 vid reminds me of my favorite Joe scream I've seen yet! It's at 4:41. That's a SWEET JESUS!! moment if ever there was one! lol! Hadn't seen your G3 vid. Listened to Andelusia vid earlier, but didn't really get to watch it. It's one of my favorite songs.

So, the question of the day - how do you get off the Crystal Planet? Any suggestions?

Is there a rehab for that, or at least a nice handbook?

OY! Gilbert even plays with his feet! I never realized how many band influences were in that album, but now I hear it. Very cool!



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Sat Sep 15 '12 8:46:35 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Michelle- Definitely a sweet jesus moment every time I watch that one I find myself holding my breath cause I think the strings are gonna break... I should know better though

Now the Crystal Planet dilemma- Question could also be.... Do we really need to leave Crystal Planet? I like to spend as much time as possible there. It's much nicer on The Crystal Planet..gorgeous really ....one of my absolute favorite places. The way crap has been going in the real world lately I much prefer to stay there....

&

deep down if we're gonna be honest ....I think we all adore Joe... don't we? :)

.

Sat Sep 15 '12 9:35:54 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Adore just doesn't quite cover it, but yes!

My favorite , and that's a tough one to pick because I love all of them on CP, has to be the oh so swanky Psycho Monkey. My favorite title on that album is A Piece of Liquid. Friggin brilliant! ZZ came up with that title when he was about five or six.

You're right Peace, who the hell would wanna get off Crystal Planet? lol! My goosebumps get goosebumps when I listen to this!

Rasp. Jam really takes you to another place....which I guess really is the Crystal Planet. LOL! From 6:28 to the end...good f'n Lord, man!

I love those guys! lol!

I miss seeing Stu, but Joe has had so many amazing bass players over the years, it's all good. I can't even pick a favorite bassist. They all brought their own style to the band, and were all perfect in what they did.



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Sun Sep 16 '12 6:54:58 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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I much prefare it on this alternative planet ladies...I'm with you both!! As long as I can have my coffee ov corse....

Meanwhile, one of my favorite parts of that vid, chelle, starts at 5:20 when they are trading off riffs on each other and Joe breaks into Smoke on the Water...the crowd goes crazy, Steve shoves Joe aside, starts singing You Really Got Me and away they go again...so funny!! There is undeniable chemistry between Joe and Steve :)

Hiya Matt, things around here are about the same :) How's u?

Welcome back Cappy, always good to have a bit of "salty dog" around these parts, lol!!

You guys are giving me serious Joe-withdrawals with all these youtubes.... Might hafta be a Joe-marathon day to correct that :)

In other news...today is my parents' anniversary...68 years married and still ticking along!!

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Sun Sep 16 '12 6:57:29 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Last night I figured out how to leave Crystal Planet.....but its tricky ..

you gotta go thru the WormHole..

.timing has to be just right as its

a Black Swan event

& it requires a lot of help from

the WorMHole WIzards...

yep..... :-)

Cheese- Happy anniversary to your lovely Mom & Dad..68 years ...wow . Hope they have a great celebration

Michelle- Thanks for posting the CP goodness. All awake now& ready to face the day. (Was aided a bit by COFFEE too.)

jlb2012- Welcome to T2J. :)

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Sun Sep 16 '12 8:56:24 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Nice little mashup vid of Joe and Davy

:)

Mon Sep 17 '12 12:42:37 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Yo Monterrey Trace, how's tricks?
Mon Sep 17 '12 11:57:36 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Not sure which is more disturbing, seeing the video or reading the words!



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Mon Sep 17 '12 3:56:00 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Great vid Skippy! Nice find! Also love that DK & DW are buds too!

Finally got a call from my son at college...at 11:45 p.m. as he was waiting for the bus to take him home from school. The fact that he called my cell, which was on vibrate on my desk, just might have prevented a heart attack up in here! lol! Nothing more traumatizing than the phone ringing in the middle of the night...unless somebody just had a baby. That's a fact, Jack.

Any of you animal lovers out there that haven't seen Lil' Bub yet? OH my God, she's the cutest lil' girl ever! Her website.

While I'm so totally off topic, I just need to say... eggs.

Mon Sep 17 '12 9:38:09 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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Joe is cookin some BACON on the end of THISSS

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Tue Sep 18 '12 4:09:27 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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I truly felt sad for this dude..for real..IDOL
Tue Sep 18 '12 4:37:20 am Set this message as last read
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