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jblaze1

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Michelle: Things haven't been good for me but you know what?. I don't give a f##k! At least I still have my friends......who don't give a f##k...don't worry, I'm not suffering from depression,anxiety,hyper tension,high grade migrain,low self asteem,high blood pressure,low blood sugar...na...nothing like that, I feel just fine:)..the rest of the country feels that way it seems...lol....other than, how was the show mrs. Lincoln?
Fri Sep 14 '12 5:05:47 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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jblaze, I'll give you a better post as soon as i can stop laughing!

I'm so happy not to see erectile dysfunction on your list.

Hi 5 bruv! I'm so there!



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Fri Sep 14 '12 5:22:50 pm Set this message as last read

jblaze1

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Michelle: Oooooops! Sorry, did I leave that out? That wasn't even in the top 100 reasons to jump off a bridge.........today. Song of the Day: Manic Depression. Hi Joe:)
Fri Sep 14 '12 10:42:47 pm Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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just stoppin' by :) see how my favorite cheese and chelle are doin!
Fri Sep 14 '12 11:19:20 pm Set this message as last read

android63

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Love the new satch store. Already ordered a Satch designed Tshirt. Many have said it but your a genius Joe in more ways than one. Keep it coming Hope to see you in 2013
Sat Sep 15 '12 1:16:41 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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I used to have a pet lizard that made a sound like a cat. I took him to the vet who checked it out and told me I had a reptile dysfunction.

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Sat Sep 15 '12 4:49:39 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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jblaze, I'll take your song of the day, and raise it one up with mine. You might have one or two on your list that haven't hit me yet...well make that three when I added the limp biscuit. lol! It's been a challenge, and IS a challenge, especially this past year, but you have to keep pushing through it. There's a friggin rainbow out there somewhere, right? Really glad to see you back here. If you still have my email, drop me a line. I have a few contacts that are just addys without the names, and I have no idea who they are anymore. LOL!

Hi Matt, keep the videos coming. Very enjoyable!

Toosh, I just need to know if you were laughing really hard when you wrote that.

:-)

Sat Sep 15 '12 6:04:40 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey Melissa is fine,shes good the thing is hey joe she works for a friend of mine at the foodland right man they been doing some things the owner knows for real that I am really old man you here me man hes in bettter shape then me like im physically strong but hes younger for real and hes like maybe in his 60s i hope my daughetr sue is alright man i cant really take care of this kid anymore man you here men it,s this kid man aaron is his name I like him hey he uses my trail but just listen i go in check his tracks like where their was danger and things for him then fix the trail this kid man he thinks im just some cool dude man you here me im getting too old to take care of him man for real like im too old for the litttle trail things i do for him brian didnt even say anything too me hey but im sure melissa talks to him man about how i took her to my buissness dennnis kirk on the fomula mx right and etc brian probably thought you know man frank is extremely old man or whatvere so shes going to florida with them for 10 days like im so old man i canyt like never mind taken care of the litttle trail kid man i cant even take care of my own anymore like isabella my daughter with jenny i havent really been doing things with her and her mom in a while man this trail kids gonna exspect me to take care of him man you here man about all im good for is if the police bother him stop them like im too old and sick man to go do litttle thngs in the trail for him amn theat property really runs throuwgh peterborugh onatrio provincial police man i own it their the assure hopefully sue doesnt loose it man or get in trouble man i hate when the polcie phone men about her melissa use to come snowmobiling with me all the time minnnesota she use well she has abedroom at dennis kirk man anyways i really wish i could still be the cool guy like this kid thinks man like im so old now i cant even try to do the things this kid needs agaian man so im just gonnna have alitttle whiskey cigar at the genral store then head home im just out for air! later wolf2.
Sat Sep 15 '12 8:32:32 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Just a little chuckle i'm afraid.

Oh no! I hope that doesn't make me a Chuckle Brother

Sat Sep 15 '12 9:03:15 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Good Morning SATCH FANS

Time to get pumped up

Yeah I know we've all seen it before

but it always gets my adrenalin going......... :-)

Everyone has probably seen this too G3: Joe Satriani, Steve Vai and Steve Morse share their passion but I had not till today



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Sat Sep 15 '12 9:16:00 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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that was cool..had not seen that thanks
Sat Sep 15 '12 10:00:56 am Set this message as last read

jlb2012

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Joe- I'm out here on Crystal Planet, I've been here for a while. Bear in mind, there's no hurry, I just want to know how I get off crystal planet. You never told me anything about it. I don't think anyone else would understand if I asked them. I just want to know how to get around this because I've been through it and each time it is better than the last. After all, you're the one who put me here in the first place. No hard feelings. First chance you get, let me know. No hurry. Love you Joe....too great. I adore you. Love, John.
Sat Sep 15 '12 3:11:27 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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wolfie..meet your rival..
Sat Sep 15 '12 3:31:52 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Peace, that G3 vid reminds me of my favorite Joe scream I've seen yet! It's at 4:41. That's a SWEET JESUS!! moment if ever there was one! lol! Hadn't seen your G3 vid. Listened to Andelusia vid earlier, but didn't really get to watch it. It's one of my favorite songs.

So, the question of the day - how do you get off the Crystal Planet? Any suggestions?

Is there a rehab for that, or at least a nice handbook?

OY! Gilbert even plays with his feet! I never realized how many band influences were in that album, but now I hear it. Very cool!



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Sat Sep 15 '12 8:46:35 pm Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Michelle- Definitely a sweet jesus moment every time I watch that one I find myself holding my breath cause I think the strings are gonna break... I should know better though

Now the Crystal Planet dilemma- Question could also be.... Do we really need to leave Crystal Planet? I like to spend as much time as possible there. It's much nicer on The Crystal Planet..gorgeous really ....one of my absolute favorite places. The way crap has been going in the real world lately I much prefer to stay there....

&

deep down if we're gonna be honest ....I think we all adore Joe... don't we? :)

.

Sat Sep 15 '12 9:35:54 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Adore just doesn't quite cover it, but yes!

My favorite , and that's a tough one to pick because I love all of them on CP, has to be the oh so swanky Psycho Monkey. My favorite title on that album is A Piece of Liquid. Friggin brilliant! ZZ came up with that title when he was about five or six.

You're right Peace, who the hell would wanna get off Crystal Planet? lol! My goosebumps get goosebumps when I listen to this!

Rasp. Jam really takes you to another place....which I guess really is the Crystal Planet. LOL! From 6:28 to the end...good f'n Lord, man!

I love those guys! lol!

I miss seeing Stu, but Joe has had so many amazing bass players over the years, it's all good. I can't even pick a favorite bassist. They all brought their own style to the band, and were all perfect in what they did.



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Sun Sep 16 '12 6:54:58 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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I much prefare it on this alternative planet ladies...I'm with you both!! As long as I can have my coffee ov corse....

Meanwhile, one of my favorite parts of that vid, chelle, starts at 5:20 when they are trading off riffs on each other and Joe breaks into Smoke on the Water...the crowd goes crazy, Steve shoves Joe aside, starts singing You Really Got Me and away they go again...so funny!! There is undeniable chemistry between Joe and Steve :)

Hiya Matt, things around here are about the same :) How's u?

Welcome back Cappy, always good to have a bit of "salty dog" around these parts, lol!!

You guys are giving me serious Joe-withdrawals with all these youtubes.... Might hafta be a Joe-marathon day to correct that :)

In other news...today is my parents' anniversary...68 years married and still ticking along!!

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Sun Sep 16 '12 6:57:29 am Set this message as last read

Peace Lily
Debora Aylett
Irrigon, Oregon
United states
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Last night I figured out how to leave Crystal Planet.....but its tricky ..

you gotta go thru the WormHole..

.timing has to be just right as its

a Black Swan event

& it requires a lot of help from

the WorMHole WIzards...

yep..... :-)

Cheese- Happy anniversary to your lovely Mom & Dad..68 years ...wow . Hope they have a great celebration

Michelle- Thanks for posting the CP goodness. All awake now& ready to face the day. (Was aided a bit by COFFEE too.)

jlb2012- Welcome to T2J. :)

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Sun Sep 16 '12 8:56:24 am Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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Nice little mashup vid of Joe and Davy

:)

Mon Sep 17 '12 12:42:37 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Yo Monterrey Trace, how's tricks?
Mon Sep 17 '12 11:57:36 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Not sure which is more disturbing, seeing the video or reading the words!



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Mon Sep 17 '12 3:56:00 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Great vid Skippy! Nice find! Also love that DK & DW are buds too!

Finally got a call from my son at college...at 11:45 p.m. as he was waiting for the bus to take him home from school. The fact that he called my cell, which was on vibrate on my desk, just might have prevented a heart attack up in here! lol! Nothing more traumatizing than the phone ringing in the middle of the night...unless somebody just had a baby. That's a fact, Jack.

Any of you animal lovers out there that haven't seen Lil' Bub yet? OH my God, she's the cutest lil' girl ever! Her website.

While I'm so totally off topic, I just need to say... eggs.

Mon Sep 17 '12 9:38:09 pm Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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Joe is cookin some BACON on the end of THISSS

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Tue Sep 18 '12 4:09:27 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
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I truly felt sad for this dude..for real..IDOL
Tue Sep 18 '12 4:37:20 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey she reallly will be fine going to florida hey joe im the real owner of the store through the dpartment of corrections right she works for me their and i asked brian if he could take her their either with his son and wife or all together with them shes good.she really got me good man you here me just listen I always call the 1975 400 wr melissas bike you here me ever since she was about 4 almost 5 years old man shes been able to get me to take it out and bring her with me right. Just listen I had thought I got away with fireing it up and some litttle rides to some police women withouut melissa knowing right man anyways she know hoe to come over get me to fire it up and take her to dennis kirk withought me even knwoig man you here me i ust took her to rush city minnessot on the husky we just crossed the border the u..sarm lets her cross with me hey its quite possible that she was talking to sandra the girl that runs dennis kirk for me and organized the whole thing melissa brings an army bag with her and the girls at dennis kirk give her things just listen im not kidding yeah man you see it has a special front tire hey joe A trellborg THEIR MADE IN SWEDEND FOR EXCESSIVE POWER I GIOT IT THREW OTTAWA AND PARLIMENT WHEN I BOUGHT THE BIKE so it does things to me man they leavve no brain pattren elissa just lives a couple doors down in an aprtment building lisa my first wife is her mother hey we been hanging out me melissa and her mom i been going back out with lidsa for about 10 years now lisa s some man you here me she thinks im just colleting dissabilty man you here me and that i do some litttle things right janet my 2nd wife works at the dentist i go to in bancroft i just give them my disabilty dental card they think i been taken to the cleaners already by them right man , even if they didnt think that they would not really need any more money thats the way im seeing it1 but reallly neither one can be trusted man! right joe! the other day i was on the 406 atk did i ver telll you what i di to it I fixed it with parts from dollar choice dollar st9roe in bacnrogft man just listen couple years ago i had sno sparke from the cdi gignition no power to the coil cdis never really dies they just have les volts like less power curent to make enough power i put a computer wire on it in the calculated length that transforms and boost power curennts it just picks up power off the magnets of the flyweel passing b then i put in old personal compuetr desktop filetrs as reed valves and an old pc gold screw for a mouse ans athe air jet shes beugtiufl about 5 bucks fixed it their about 3 years agoill be 312 decmber 7th my birth certificate from the ministry of natural rsources sais i wil be 36 dember 2nd i can legally be arrested aywhere in nrth america because my dna sabple comes back that im older then 227 years ls dthat s afra as they can go back like that were good some how i need to find a new tire for the husky man you here melike it has to be something that can handle husqvarna power the one i have on it was from cycle salvage like 25 years ago righti what i need is a good seasoned used rear tire like been oustide at the yard at cycle salvage for like 10 or 15 years on a bike make sure its not cracked and that wil handle the power going to minnnesota take like more then 1/4 inch off the knobs i cant even get power definnition tires really now their metric i own cycle salve though the opp right gerry is pretty old their even though he sold me the bike new he might be too old to udnerstand the tire thing ma when it was new before i got the front tire from parliment from sweden it use to peel the knobs right off just from power im doing better today you be loosig it too if you rode a 1975 husky 40wr from apsley to minnesota threw the bush with oyur daughter on the back man you know anyways talk to you later alitttle cigeartee outside then ride home inbetween rain drops later wolf2.
Tue Sep 18 '12 7:31:39 am Set this message as last read
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