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Joeman9

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you missed this...

Found in the New Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life. (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama,Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day! (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband

and some other stuff like Mike Derosa posting Hands in the Air only the entire song and some other slightly less important stuff...

oh and um, Where'd you go other than your grandparents?

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Fri Apr 9 '04 8:36:47 pm

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Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	try here oh forget it just go to mxtabs.net Edited Fri Apr 9 '04 8:40 pm
Fri Apr 9 '04 8:38:26 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Thanks to Zinc Master for the cards and I'll e-mail on everything in your post because I don't want to take up T2J space.
Fri Apr 9 '04 8:41:13 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9

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Clarky happy 1200 keep posting we all like laughing at the funny stuff you say.

All these people talking about Ted Nugent I think his music is only okay. My fave is Stranglehold but the sad thing is I can play the majority of it just a few mistakes here and there. His other stuff is much more difficult to figure though prob. isn't too difficult to play. As for killing animals and stuff, I eat meat but I don't like to think about killing them I don't like to hunt or stuff like that.

It sucks mowing the lawn when you're 14 but use a 15-16-year-old lawn mower and you have a fairly large yard.

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Sat Apr 10 '04 2:53:42 pm

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Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Sammy when did you order? I ordered on the 19th of May and I still don't have an e-mail so I've pretty much given up.
Sat Apr 10 '04 3:13:54 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	=-P(blows raspberry)(not really!) When did you order? Edited Sat Apr 10 '04 3:20 pm
Sat Apr 10 '04 3:19:15 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	And I e-mailed before you posted.lol
Sat Apr 10 '04 3:41:02 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9

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Masterpick so the expedition went okay? lol that must have been totally awesome! anyway I'm doin' pretty well. My family is about to go to Scott Air Force Base for some exercise thingies. My mother is going to be(fake) robbed and my sister(fake) kidnapped. I'm not going because I'd laugh to hard anyway.

Mari I've told them that before and they said no it's lasted longer than me so why? I'm going to have to go back over your post to answer everything. and

JS_JS not alot going on. I'm bored to like always.

Michelle UR EVIL.... J/K enjoy it. If I don't get at least a e-mail saying it was shipped by the 16th I'm just going to go ahead and buy a copy. I don't know it's kind of hard to hold this knife back...

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Sat Apr 10 '04 6:43:21 pm

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Joeman9

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You said "stop........killin' me!" so I thought you were implying that we were tired of you saying something that noone liked(which I couldn't find) so I said what I did. Here's your sandwich but I hope you like it with some jelly too! anyway I'm sure it'll come(at least in the next three yearslol!) laters have fun! you nasty! "He's freaky like that" I bet Mari would kick his butt in a swift"Hiyah" and fall over saying "Ow my aching-hiyah again!"lol!

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Sat Apr 10 '04 7:02:38 pm

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Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	LMAO too! that was great! anyway yea samich are guud... I thought was funny" and then fall over saying'Ow my aching-hiyah again!'"! that was kuul and anyway nah you can take 'im. tsh! and he's down for the count! lol anyway what are you up too?
Sat Apr 10 '04 7:34:29 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9

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mari enjoy time with the fam. and don't worry if I start smoking or even smoke not only will I beat myself up I'll go through my grandfather my father who is extremely upset with himself because he chews(started while working on car with grandfather) and just about everyone else so yea I've vouched never to have adrug in my life. I don't need drugs to make myself feel better. I have family, friends music, sports and many other things to get"high" off of. And I enjoy it everytime I do. Because that kind lasts for a lifetime not a couple days.

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Sat Apr 10 '04 7:52:59 pm

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Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Yngwie he also does this in one of his live versions of ... a song from G3 and his Collection. It's some weird name with a lot of Trilogy Op. 5 Suite stuff or something like that. In the Collection it sounds REALLY cool though.
Sat Apr 10 '04 8:28:53 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	yep it's Yngwie alrighty just listened to the CD again.
Sat Apr 10 '04 8:32:41 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	laugh and a half
Sat Apr 10 '04 8:35:49 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	this will cetainly make you think... DCK thanks I'm of course going to check it out.
Sat Apr 10 '04 8:48:58 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Mikey Did I really!? Oh sorry man! I meant that you put up the full version of HITA!(Hands in The Air) laters all
Sun Apr 11 '04 7:45:27 am	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Masterpick Spatriani still makes me laugh. anyway no I don't a lot of people here have complained about it and I don't have it so I can't really help ya. Have a great Easter! Um shoot I forgot what I was going to post bfore I left this morning. Post in a few minnutes.
Sun Apr 11 '04 1:12:14 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	I know I missed something oh well. anyway Dragonchild Hey Happy Birthday!(sorry it's so late!) So how are you? We haven't been able to speak before. I'm friends with miss Mari as well! She's really cool isn't she? She makes me bust up a lot. She's real nice too. She you shumtime, I have to go raid my Eashter bashket again!
Sun Apr 11 '04 1:20:17 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Ya Yo even I can do that! It's not that hard unless you mean like standing up and playing it in part of a song. In fact in Joe's songbook I have in a lot of the songs there are chords reching 7-8 frets. It's not too surprising to me.
Sun Apr 11 '04 1:56:56 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Look at his pinky though! it's all bent and twisted at the top! mine doesn't do that! Masterpick!
Sun Apr 11 '04 1:59:13 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	Masterpick lol just saying hey. anyway I was talking about what Ya Yo posted the guys pinky is really freaky looking!
Sun Apr 11 '04 2:22:40 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	My internet is screwy. All the tabs at the top are red x's with the words next to them and all the green print is in bold... and now that I'm posting about it it's back to normal. Funny, it's only on the T2J page... Edited Sun Apr 11 '04 2:34 pm
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Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	greyfox88 licking frogs? what in the...? Ya Yo lol I can get it but it feels kinda funky cuz I'm used to simple two fret power chords. Once again I have to look back over and make sure I don't miss anyone's posts.
Sun Apr 11 '04 4:23:04 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	so how does that apply to me?
Sun Apr 11 '04 4:34:38 pm	Set this message as last read

Joeman9 972 posts total \| IP Logged	okay whatever but ask JS_JS his'll do the same every so often
Sun Apr 11 '04 4:43:33 pm	Set this message as last read

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