hi everyone________

i think the first person i need to address is the webmaster.

webmaster_____i have been sending numerous pleas to yu asking about satch and any plans of his to come to india,,,well i saw yur message about the lucky fan thing,,,hhhmmm,,,interesting,,,i think nobody needs it more than i do coz it is the only way by which i can c satch perform live or for that matter,meet him in person.please make me the lucky guy......please.afterall,i am an indian and i know for sure now that satch has no plans whatsoever to visit india in the near or distant future......make me the lucky fan,,pleassssssseeeeee.

steven___hello bro',,,thanks for the package in advance,,,one is on the way to yu too....my family says hi to yu too......yu have mail bro ,,btw,,i watched g3-live in denver yesterday,,got it from a friend,,,great work by satch and vai..regards and love to yur parents and folks...,,god bless,,take care,,,prayers always...happy weekend.mail back soon.

austin_______yu have mail bro',,,,watched g3-live in denver yesterday....great stuff,,prayers and best wishes always.....mail back soon.

lucy sorets___Looking forward to the barca vs madrid game,,,will take place in three hours time,,the match will be telecast live at 2:30 am indian standard time,,,have to stay up late but sure it will be worth it...i am a huge fan of barca....yu must have seen my earlier messages ,,,a lot of quotings regarding barca and especially the spanish football league and the uefa champions league...the spanish premiera liga is the best football league in the world....period...ronaldinho rocks the football world just as satch does in the guitar world......beckham sucks,,,he should leave madrid,,,,owen must be given enough opportunities....barca has ronaldinho,giuly,deco.samuel eto.....yu name it ,they have them all....imagine saviola having to be traded to another team,,,they really have the stars.....my fav teams are barca and ac milan....shevchenko......man if only he could play froma better country but ukraine,,,he would be more popular than guys like zidane and ronaldo and beckham,,,,,,beckham has the looks and nothing else,,,he is more suited to be a model than a footballer.....hope the racist fans dont visit the football field and disrupt games,,but what the heck,,u r write ,the english media are trying to cover up for englands' poor performance....they are always like that whenever they lose,,,they are the best ""whiners"",,they always cry foul when they lose and never accept defeat graciously...fuckers..colonial assholes..till next time,,bye.

michelle__glad to know about yur personal condition....take care,,,,,,,personal regards to yu...god bless.

alexandre_____nice to c u on the community again...glad yu r back,,,,how r u pal...care and concern to yu,,god bless...happy weekend.

steven____thanks 4 the mail.........u have one too,,,,how r yu today,,hope yu r in the best of shape and health...take care,,regards tu yur folks...prayers and god bless ,,,always,,,,

austin____bro',,no probs,,,just complete yur work first,,the mail can wait.....at least i know that yu still remember me..care and prayers always...

lucy sorets__barca thrashed beckham,figo,zidane,owen,ronaldo,roberto carlos..etc..etc...3 zip........madrid are doomed.........ronaldinho was really inspiring....so was eto....what du yu have to say about barcas' performance....tomorrow they take on celtic in the uefa champions league.......3 zip again,,,can u bet against that...i dont!

michelle.......hello.....i exist.

alexandre,,,,,,,,hollla portuguese friend<<<<<<<<<<<<<whats up?

hey sajid...............hope yu r not a one time visitor.......check in man...we have lots to talk about.

steven......mail is in..........check it out bro.

austin...hhelllllo....yur mail can wait.............."endless wave" by steve morse.........have yu heard it?i want more on morse too.please enlighten me.

zenny>>>>>>>>>hello putos.......how r yu today?

michelle....great to c no comments on yur health...it means that yur ok.....take care.

hey guys..........sorry to have been away from the community for the last few days...was very busy ..tied up with a lot of things...

steven,,,,sorry to have missed yur posts and mail,,,,,hey bro',,,just hang in there and remember there is always someone up there who is with yu......cheer up bro...prayers always..god bless...just take it one stride at a time and yu will come thru whatever difficulty/crisis u r going thru.

austin.....hey bro''''whats up...still waiting 4 yur mail...

michelle.....hi !!! sorry could not post back at yu....take care and blessings always........been very busy of late..sorry.

alexandre.....hello bro.......how r yu?cheers.

cuthbert..._____CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!greetings on the new addition to yur family....a liitle late though in coming from me but it is a gesture of congratulatory,,,all the same...cheers.

lucy sorets........talk to yu later..big fan of las galacticos......hhhmmm,,,leverkusen nearly eliminated them out of uefa champions league,,,,,add to it figos' penalty miss............sorry too busy at the moment...

bye guys,,,,too hectic a schedule at the moment..will post tomorrow.........sorry if i missed anyone...will try to catch up tomorrow.

saw the name of two indian guys....a bangalorean and calcuttan......hey guys....WELCOME!!

hey hope nobody has a stomach problem.........farts and all.......lol.

steven...thank u for the greeting and i am so happy to know that yu r doing well.well yur post the other day did worry me,,,yu have never been like that b4...u r better off the way u r and not the other way round....cool it bro'........hyave a nice day..will call u tomorrow....peace,,,,prayers and god bless...take care.......

michelle..........holla.........how was yur thanksgiving?plenty to eat................any news on yur indian friend.........blessings and prayers...

austin......where have yu disappeared?c'mon bro...a lot of info is needed by me,,,,,,,,,

alexandre.................hello portuguese friend!how r yu today?

jazzy....yur site is cool....!!!!!!!cool...!!!!!....is it yurs........?hhhmmmm......nice time browsing thru it anyway...

lucysorets.......barca flopped for once in the nou camp vs celtic.......i was very disappointed with their performance....afterall barca is my fav team.

capri_corn_guy______dai bhan####...me lah nang me khar dai.........kutte kamminne....kaisan hai babua....

is the turkey causing tummy upsets to anyone??????????////////////

hi guys_____

the comp was out of order for the last 5 days or so....just revived it once again...will post tomorrow...

steven...hi,,yu have mail bro.....

hi everyone.........been a long wait...the computer keeps on pissing me off with its complications,,)______________

steven...hello bro....yu have mail...sorry about the abrupt end to our conversation on sunday...i have explained about it in my mail to yu...the guy who runs a phonebooth was almost successfull in duping me......he made the pulse rate of his phone go faster than the normal rate ...i complained about him to the telecom officials and he had hell to pay for trying to outsmart me...he deserves it ..the cheap prick. ..so how r yu?been a long time since i last mailed yu ,,hope yu dont mind the delay,,,it is bcoz of the comp in my room...god knows why it keeps on failing me at least once in three months......anyway do mail back....prayers..god bless...regards to yur folks......bye for now..

austin.....glad to know that yu still remember me and that yur holiday went off well......also very happy to know taht yu r really studying hard...keep it up...all the best..god bless...hope yu still remember the fact that yu have two or three mails of mine to reply to....still a lot of questions of mine left unanswered by you....lol.......adios...reply soon....regards to yur folks ,,especially yur little bros....

alexandre....hi there portuguese friend,,,,,busy with yur recording as usual i guess....inform me when it is done.....looking forward to its release...prayers and regards to yu........

michelle.......hi....how r yu??????how is yur kids????regards to them and yur indian friend too.......of coz prayers and regards to yu too.......

lucy sorets......madrid in crisis but barca is rolling on the juggernaut....hmmm....i think once beckham leaves madrid everything will be fine again...since the day beckham came to madrid,the club has hardly won anything,,,he sucks ,,,so does his wife......i think madrid should rethink about his contract and throw him away for the betterment of the prestigious club......champions league ..league stage about to conclude...only matchday six(6) left,,,,,,,milan,barca,juventus,psv,bayern munich,olympiakos...a lot of revered clubs are through,,only man utd,and madrid of the more reknowned clubs are left gazing for future glory...what has fate got in store for them...come next wednesday,,,everything should have been finalised,,,my prediction is barca will face milan in the finals in may,,,are yu for or against that choice of mine....both are really on a roll atm.....hard to beat both home and away....b4 i end just wanna say one thing,,,,,roma has only pride to play for and they will go all out to stop madrid from qualifying to the knock out stage for the first time in numerous years...madrid beware,,,,roma to win,,2-0,,,,,,,,,,,bye. capri_korn_guy_>>>>>>>bhanchud,,,mera 5 rupees khai diya madarjad........pynthoh noh da u 254 ha ka por 5:30 pm mynta ka sngi lih(box).......men leit ne em lashai...semi final at 11:00 am..ka sdang khatwei abje tangba mangi te shiphew baje lah mih coz reporting time 10 baje hai na lowra........hey a$$$$$$ what is the name of satrianis son???????do yu know?????dai chikni......yu should be in bollywood.com and not satriani.com................yu infidel daji......sa post message back lih dai....immediately.......madarchud...btw....i have read yur mails yu soab.

artanis....india won the second test by 8 wkts thereby winning the series...........no big deal...the real deal was australia but they lost........australia is the real thing in cricket today...if any body beats australia...then only can they be considered to be a great team.......aussies thrashed the kiwis...i honestly expected a closer contest.....hmm....let us see what happens in the odis........australia to win 3 zip or what.......well the odis will b closer..i can bet on that...what du yu say?btw...how r yu?

webmaster______dont 4get the free passes,,,,,,,,pity this poor indian guy who can only dream of watching satch in person...........

everyone....hi!!!good day,,,,good morning,,,,good evening....good night............whatever it is in whichever part of the world yu r in...greetings from bahduh.

____hey guys_______didn't i miss yu all in the last one week or what...life was a misery without one visit to the community of fellow satchtriani freaks..............hope i did not miss out on anybodys' post for the last one week....actually i had about thirty pages to check b4 posting my message...hope i did not miss anyone.........

hhuuuuuuuuuuu...scared of osama bin laden,,,i am,

zenny___yah man my family and i are both doing fine ,by the grace of god,,,,,,,,,,thanks for asking,,,all the best with the drummer thing....yu rock man........so long.

cuthbert.....hi,,,,,,

cheese...hello...

guys.....gtg,,,,high time....c yu all ,,hopefully tomorrow...

steven.........bye for today....happy weekend.

steven,,,,,,,called yu yesterday ,,,since yu were not there,i left a short message in yur answering machine...will call yu tomorrow morning(indian time),,,about 7-8 p.m. in america.....be there.hope everything is ok and yu r fine.....thanks for the mail...yu have one too..check it out.prayers,,god bless...take care..regards to yur folks...

austin.......hey bro,,said yu were gonna mail me,,,,but surprise...surprise....no mail from yu....looking forward to yur mail,,,anticipation is high,,,earlier the better...take care and god bless.

jazzy,,,,hi bro..how r ya today?yur site was cool....will be checking it out properly tomorrow,,,too short on time today..hope yu dont mind...bye.

michelle.....helo dear,,,how r yu?the bat thing is mind blowing.........

alexandre,,,,,,,,,cool to hear from yu again...take care friend...prayers always....

cheese...hello....well dont be surprised if i dont ever forget yu..i wont...cheers bro.....so happy for yu and yur son....how was the san francisco show?i guess it simply rocked yu out!!!!!!!.............lucky yu,,,,,

lucy sorets...hello spanishpal......how r yu????????????

hi guys________

steven,,,,now i understand why i could not get in touch with yu on sunday...hey no probs bro...there is always a next time........will be calling yu this weekend,,,,,,,,hopefully yu will be there and then we can get into some sort of a conversation...hey bro...bye for now,,take care..god bless.regards to yur folks...btw..u have mail.

austin.....cold..hmm,,i guess the weather gods have begin to shed its weight on america.......lol,,,,,,take care and get well soon...,,,as for the mail , it can wait..no problemo.,,,take care..god bless..yu have mail..

michelle...so yur kid likes sleeping on sofas.......it sounds very interesting to me....why dont yu re arrange her bed for her...poor kid......i guess even though the sofa is soft,,she must be having some backache....hey .....take care of yur kid properly.......lol......just kidding...nothing serious........cheers.....frankly speaking...i too love sleeping on sofas.....actually they are so comfy and soft...warm too,,gives yu a very sound sleep....bbbbzzzzzzzz...bye ....take care..regards to yur kids...

lucysorets......hi...!!!!!

jazzy......any new development will be watched by me....dont worry..i am always into something new...so if there is any new development in yur site..just post it in the board and i will be there....cheers man;;;;;;;;;

cheese............good memory..........hmm,,,,,,,,,have to think,,but i always remember people who are there when it really matters...bye man....cheers..regards to yur kids..

alexandre..........hello portuguese brother........still busy with yur recording........all the best.

hey joe.....when are yu coming to the message board again...............c'mon man...we need to c u here at least once a month.........no doubt yu inspire us all but yur presence in the board at least once a month will make it even more worthwhile for all of us............rock on man........yu r the king......not the king of kings coz there is only one such person...he is above,,,but yu r the king of all guitar kings........peace joe.

dimebag darrel is dead.................pantera and the music world has lost someone very influential............."I'M BROKEN"..may his soul rest in peace....i.e. if he ever did believe in god.

steven....whats up bro////// no mail from yu.........yes indeed i am also looking forward to our next conversation........sayanora.....god bless and prayers always...regards to yur folks,,,yu have mail.

lucy sorets........madrid are thru......winning in an empty stadium..........hmm,,,let us see how far they can progress.......

artanis............mills and vettori.....vettori can surely be classed as an all rounder now.. nearly won the match for the kiwis......honestly after the initial onslaught by gilly and hayden i thought australia was going to get 300 plus....yu r right about the nature of the first two games.....very identical.......hope fridays' game is a humdinger....as bill lawry would say it..."it is all happening out there"...he is my fav all time commentator....new zealand to win...they have a chance to overtake australia in the odi world rankings..of coz all matches till april 2005 counts..a long way ahead....btw,,,how r yu?......take care and god bless...happy watching..i.e. the 3rd and final odi........

austin....heyu bro...how r yu??????......looking forward to yur mail....hopefully yu will mail me once b4 christmas.....i shall be away from the 20th of this month and so please try to make it quick.......btw....my questions haven't changed,,!!!! adios..take care..god bless..

michelle.....hi...!!!!

alexandre....hello.....!

joe.....hi>>>>>>>>>>how r yu!!!!!!?????????????

webmaster....when is joe visiting the community again..please inform b4 hand...ok..boss.!!!!!!!!

capri guy....buzz off...madarchud...du yu like joes latest album in nepali????

vai...nominated for grammys''''''...interesting....whispering a prayer was taken from "alive in an ultra world" which is an old album....anyway it is not a surprise...bottomline is who gives a shit about the grammies.............usher..alicia keys...etc etc..they suck..........god knows how the grammys are judged but i guess fuckers with the most number of sluts in big boobs in their videos win grammys...personally i rate the "american video music awards" more than the grammys....remember nsync...the smfs.....where are they now..they won so many grammys in one year...grammys is about one year wonders...bring out the best in yu for a single year and yu will win it,,,,,,,,,,,,no big deal........hope the grammys are not fixed.........lol........anyway at least let us hope vai wins and does not lose out to any tom ,dick and harry who pretends to play the guitar but actually has a recorder playing behind the scenes.......fuck man the music world is becoming so predictable and obvious.......how about a musical revolution.............?satch.....keep on rockiing man..yu r a legend and please dont let the fucking cheap commercial music world ruin yur originallity...live on man......peace.

night....night.....guys.....................gotta' go...

steven.....austin..michelle..........alexandre......lucysorets....artanis.........jazzy...........evrybody else............--------**&*&******//////////////............bye......expecting something else...lol............bye guys..c yu all tomorrow...