How about a little fun? Trivia about sex.....
What a wonderful world we live in
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death.
( THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during
the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(I'm coming out of retirement
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as
great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know people that talk through their ass! Does that count?)
