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PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
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Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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y'know it's funny (strange, not amusing) that Fruit Loops started this "am I allowed to tell this joke" thing. Wellit is to me, anyway. Fruit Loops are crap! Sure they're probably full of fibre and vitamins and such and such, but man they're so boring! Give me Frosties anyday! Or Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes! With a maze on the back of the pack! Even better, espresso and cigarettes, but I guess I shouldn't say that in case the T2J police don't approve! ROFL
Sat Oct 12 '02 4:52:05 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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tapper5: you are right, except there isn't an 8 - it's 1 again :-)

Austin: I ordered deep pan and got thin ass. It was gone in seconds, but tasty anyhow ;-) Bacon Double Cheeseburger Feast???? Man I need to get back to the US!!!!!

Pete Mulas: thanks dude, on the Tele thing! I knew I wasn't going mad!!!!! Oh, btw, (I thought I posted this from the laptop), but that third pic ain't no Tele!!!!

I also thought AIAUW was my biggest waste of cash.

OK it's just gone 5am, my mum is in Atlanta (watch out GA!!!!) I should really get some sleep..... zzzzzzzzz
Sat Oct 12 '02 8:59:31 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Michelle: I don't fucking care! Whatever gets you awake is right!!!!!! Cigarettes, well, yeah they're Fort Knox material these days... in England I pay the equivalent of something like nearly 8 dollars!!!! But they do their job - gently coaxing me into my early grave..... hey wait! Why do I smoke again?!?!?! LOL And don't worry sweety - you were never trampy, and as far as I can remember your English was always good. Not like some people...!!!!!! 'Fuck em all if they can't take a joke' is something I saw on Mr EVH's t-shirt one time. I thought it was a good motto :-) Enjoy your weekend! XxX

EDIT: Into The Arena?!?!?!?! digga diggadada digga diggadada digga diggadadiggadadiggadada! A tune and a half!!!!!!!!!!!


Edited Sat Oct 12 '02 9:16 pm
Sat Oct 12 '02 9:12:39 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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You could also say "chuff the chuffing chuff out of the chuffing chuffers" lol

Man that pizza sounds effing awesome. OK where's my nearest Pizza Hut, gimme that phone....
Sun Oct 13 '02 4:13:57 am Set this message as last read

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Dave
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<sigh>... keep/hold (one's) peace = to be silent websters.com

speak one's piece = A declaration of one's opinions or findings websters.com. I find it quite sad that some people seem to feel the need to resort to name calling when somebody doesn't agree with them. It's also display of personality type when somebody cannot admit when they are wrong. And I don't remember claiming to be "so intelligent". Is somebody putting words in my mouth (so to speak)? Oh, and I'm not your friend. You heard that I like to put salt on snails? I seriously doubt that.

drafter37: I agree, EOC has some amazing playing on it, I especially like EOC itself, the solo is excellent! The sweat thing - yeah, it's sickening! lol

Well I guess I had the right to defend myself LOL... still thinking about that pizza though... Austin!!!!
Sun Oct 13 '02 9:57:49 am Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Austin: picture Homer watching the "rich creamery butter" advert... mmmmm Bacon Double Cheeseburger... aaarrggghhhhh, also at my "school for idiots" I was always taught "i before e except after c when the sound is e".... still doesn't excuse our society for being weird though! So, it's nice to be in the top 10% at *something* ROFL!!!!! Later, thanks for the drool-worthy link!!!! Gonna check if Pizza Hut UK do em... gimme that phone!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun Oct 13 '02 11:48:57 am Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Clarky: which piece of peace would that be? LMFAO Into The Arena... so cool... what a sound! V -> wah -> Echoplex -> Marshall. Captain Nemo? Too cool! Happy birthday btw!!! :-)
Sun Oct 13 '02 11:56:02 am Set this message as last read

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Dave
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drafter37: you been reading my yahoo messenger conversations? ROFL!!!! My girlfriend & I were just saying the same thing earlier!!!
Sun Oct 13 '02 12:34:13 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Nick: thanks a bunch for that! "Maybe do another live DVD with a twist of some kind." ohhhh my appetite is whetted.....
Sun Oct 13 '02 12:38:47 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Michelle and Non Smoking Dave: You're right. It was funny (in fact it's still funny). Fruit Loops *are* a breakfast cereal, Joe *is* great, and yes, he can shake anything at me too (preferably a wad of cash, but who knows, his "secrets to being DA MAN WID DA GEETAR" would be appreciated too). If reading funny things makes your head disappear up your arse then perhaps it's time to lighten up. Or grow up. Whatever. You guys are great, Joe is great, Lester Burnham says he's great, my girlfriend is great, and I (according to some people) am great too. Balls to the arse-viewers.

Edited Sun Oct 13 '02 1:14 pm
Sun Oct 13 '02 1:13:54 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Nick you know what I meant!!!!
Sun Oct 13 '02 1:43:17 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Who cares (and who cares who pointed it out)? At least we get an update from Joe! His head was always (and still seems to be!) firmly screwed on, he gives a shit about us, and he's forever humble. Bad interviewers aside, I'm glad Nick posted the link. It's good to hear from Joe in whatever way!
Sun Oct 13 '02 5:27:12 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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michelle, maybe there'll be some kind of hidden menu system where you can see Joe in his underwear shaking a box of Fruit Loops.... LM-mother-FAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun Oct 13 '02 7:15:16 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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oops, sorry I forgot... death cube k: is it good then? What are the clean sounds like? Clean but still warm? Sparkly? And the crunch tones? Brown? Like EVH? Thick and syrupy? mmmmmmm
Sun Oct 13 '02 7:17:03 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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I was thinking of putting some Joe covers on my site, and if I do (You're) My World I think I'll rename it Your My World and dedicate it to the name callers of the world.

r6r - Joe's been plekked? Wicked. And why do I smoke? Yeah, because I'm an eejit. :-D
Mon Oct 14 '02 7:16:39 am Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Cream time everyone. We were graced, finally. Good to hear you're still alive Joe. Rest up. Rest well. You have a helluva lot of blue to write to make up for it!

On another note, Naty's comment the other day stuck in my head as I flicked through TV channels tonight.... there was some comedy thing on and one guy said he had figured out why men don't realise how bad women's periods are - he reckons it's because the women in the tampon TV ads are too happy! He went into some detail (of course), but I thought the concept was pretty sound.

guitarzareusandithinkimababe: you run out of retorts? It's been kinda quiet since I showed T2J how ignorant you really are! Hit me baby! Just one more time! (Unless you look like Britney of course!!!!!!! In that case I can probably make two times). Go for it. I need your love, baby.lmao

Joe - seriously, good to HERE YOUR home (rofl little dig there, no offence)... have a good rest, and please, tell us of your secret plans for the future! Classical? Another DVD? With secrets? Tell us dude!!!!!! After you rest, of course!!!!!
Mon Oct 14 '02 3:50:03 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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YaYo: I didn't go that far myself, I just thought the whole thing was a waste of my money.
Mon Oct 14 '02 4:27:24 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Sorry, but there's a (relatively) long post coming....

EDIT I guess it's longer than I thought - there are two posts coming, and combined they're pretty long......


Edited Tue Oct 15 '02 11:18 am
Tue Oct 15 '02 11:17:22 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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my attention? I nodded off a few times trying to get to the bottom of the page
Im isn't a word that I know of. Did you mean I'm?
Well done for patting your own back for being a brave little girl.
So, people wanted to "fit in" and that was wrong? More on this shortly.
Poor little "after all" doesn't deserve a capital letter following a full stop?
People are hanged, not hung.
I *think* one commutes to work, not to school.
You shutter at the thought? Most people shudder.
We've seen your misuse of "speaking a peace" before. Please admit you are not "more right" than dictionary.com
Wrongdoings is one word, not two.
You or your friends & family can answer this, but *is* the person being "wronged" (I don't even think it was a comment regarding infidelity in the first place) committed to family? I would like to think so, personally, but I don't know him and so can't categorically state that I know he is.
You "love to fit in with the group"? I thought you thought that was wrong, what with all the inappropriate jokes "the group" "participates" in?
Tue Oct 15 '02 11:19:43 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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OK, anal pedanticness (pedanticism?!) and smart-arsed needlessness aside (I was just trying to hilight (highlight?) *my* point regarding your earlier spelling and grammar lessons), that's a truly awful story. Very sad and very sick. Yes - these things, and much worse things, have happened, do happen, and probably unfortunately will continue to happen when one encounters people who think they are "better" or "more deserving" or (whatever twisted state of mind they're in) than other people. Often it's singular - maybe your boss thinks you're a prat and won't pay you more money, or maybe you're Julia Roberts being "mistreated" by the shop girls in Beverly Hills, but sadder still I too am appalled when groups of these misguided individuals get together and act their craziness out en masse. Whether it's Ben Laden (yes that was a joke) and his religious differences, opposition to commercialism, "The American Dream(TM)", etc or Adolf Hitler with his blond-haired, blue-eyed "supermen", or "so you're native, so what - we're gonna take most of your land anyway", or "yes masser ahh goan do my bess masser", or idiots wearing pointy white hoods riding around on horseback, it boils down to the same thing. You're absolutely right to hate it. I do too. Losing your rag (sorry, colloquialism) temper with people without backing it up makes you in a way "one of them". A hater. A one-upper. A disapprover. You're right and they're wrong. Your posts today go some way towards... not so much justifying yourself, but helping us to understand your motives. I don't think you're right and I don't think you're wrong - I ain't no judge! You're an individual with, it seems, high (and proper!) moral standards and I can't argue with that. I don't take back anything I said to you, I still feel you owe me an apology (as do a few others here), but hell, the world won't stop turning if I don't get it LOL. It's a long fall from a high horse. Climb down slowly, talk to us, and talk to Joe. Aren't we all here for the same reason after all?

I'm doing what you want - standing up for what I believe in (speaking metaphorically of course!), so please don't condemn me for being like you,

I think I said "live and let live" the other day - I know it doesn't fix anything, it's like putting blinkers on a horse in a way, but sometimes I find I have to do that to just be able to live. And yeah - there are probably grammatical and spelling errors in this post, but please keep em to yourself! My email, if you want it, is in several of my previous posts. Oh, and please don't get me started on animal testing (face getting redder, blood temperature rising.....).

Look after yourself ask if you want our help, the guys here aren't a bad bunch after all!!!!! Again. I'd like to stress that I never read anything about infidelity in the original breakfast cereal post, oh and I hope I haven't royally pissed you off :-D

Now then... Joe - tell us about the Tele on Time Machine!
Tue Oct 15 '02 11:19:57 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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mmmmmm shelly and pb mmmmmmm 8-D
Tue Oct 15 '02 11:39:14 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
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crippler: I thought the same too. Avarice & I emailed a few times, he was supposed to (and did) ask Barry to send me Clarky's video CD, but Clarky and Barry: I'm still waiting!!!!!! I know Barry & Clarky aren't the same person (oh btw Barry is prman here) for a fact, but Avarice's true identity remains a secret, a mystery...like Charlie (he of The Angels)... maybe MoltenLava and ThoseGuys, etc, but I'm pretty sure it's not Clarky.
Tue Oct 15 '02 12:07:03 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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dragonchild: thanks.
Tue Oct 15 '02 12:22:49 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Mr Huxley: Joe just toured with JP! And EJ has already been with G3!!!!!

Man, you guys, your replies to youknowwho, makes me feel like I wasted a few mins of my time writing that shit!!! Ah well, I guess trolls will always be trolls :-/

George Lynch for G3! (Backup - because he's amazing!) Or Scott Dalhover (Backup - because he's amazing and not even under-rated)!!!! And Eric Sardinas can open, so I can turn up late ROFL!!!!


Edited Tue Oct 15 '02 3:14 pm
Tue Oct 15 '02 3:12:58 pm Set this message as last read

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Dave
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Benny man that link is *so* funny!!! LMFAO!!!

Edited Tue Oct 15 '02 7:03 pm
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