Heyyyyyy! Where did my last hello go?

I feel like a zenfish out of water, everyone knows everyone else and I am a new kid on the block.

Is there love in satchspace for a fan of guitar legends.

Im searching on a new day for friends of the extremist, who attacks, slow and easy the engines of creation with a seven string devil's slide.

am i the traveller going in circles on the journey singing a mountain song or am I sleepwalking on a starry night with a big bad moon up above and with only memories of seville 92 in my head? I believe I'm just in a mind storm with the crush of love in one big rush on a crushing day.

Ok the chords of my life are strange!?... maybe im not of this earth....maybe I'm cryin tears in the rain for all my searching of satch fans, if I could fly to you I would, then you could just look up with hands in the air and say there is the forgotten Satch fan......

Until we say goodbye that's what breaks a heart:(

First things First, Hey JOE - Thanks for leaving all the normal stuff and picking up a guitar, the world would be a sadder place without your music, there is no word to describe what a genius you are when it comes to music, rock on forever! Next thanks you guys for the lovely welcome to the site messages. 962 yours was the first I saw, I was jumping around the house going mad when I saw it, OK calm down I hear you say, what would I do if I got a mention from Joe...probably scream it around the town. Anyway you have to tell me what 962 means? Talking of which js1200js1000???? (go on, I know what your going to say "they're guitars stupid!" - just remember guys I Know nothing about guitars, only that they sound great with the right person playing them!!) CANADA Eh, wow another post I wont forget thanks mate. OK now you're driving me crazy MrimariSRV....Is this another language, boy I've got so much to learn but lets hope hope we will all journey together down Joe Satriani's road for a long time to come. Life journeys, hey you ZENFISH, (where did that come from? I was called Salmon the Pink in my youth) Have you been raiding my life, maybe we have all listened to the same stuff as we've grown up eh, that's why Joes stuff rocks our world.

Just a last mention to the other newcomers to the site, Bors, Special, Jetking and Bubikaj love you if you love JOE!

Hi Joe Did the idea for G3 come from the Seville 92 gig? (I have to pick my jaw up from the floor every time I watch it - awesome!) any chance of more pictures of gigs/you/yourguitars/your fans whatever, that would be cool to have on the website!

Does anyone know if you can get an official copy of Seville 92 - my copy from the TV is getting seriously worn out and goes fuzzy in places now - I'd really love a new copy?

Secret Prayer.

Look my way cos I got to talk to you people, set the record straight! My heart is pounding, my stomach's inside out - all I ever think about is flying in a blue dream on a new day, into the light, the lights of heaven that are on stage with Joe - It would be one big rush to see Rubina and Brother John - I would ride, driving at night, down, down, down to Shalla-Bal to make the phone call at midnight from home as the clouds race across the sky, with champagne in my hand and sittin round, to tell you all of the time that I saw Joe Satriani .......Ah, got to hold on to my dreams cos its a love (of guitars) thing- You're my world.

Until we say good-bye.

Love and hugs Satriella xx

Joe - i'm on holiday from my mundane job and have had a great week listening to all your albums all day and finding out more about you and your fans on this cool site (internet newcomer!) Its fantastic!!!!

but heywebmaster there could be a lot more of Joe and oh just av a look at vai's site and give us more on Joe's pleaaaaaaaaasssssseee!!!

962 - Thanks mate your a star, Oh it's just a car....hehe ...and I checked out all the JS guitars on some foreign site, another talent from our man - it's no wonder he has not much time to post anymore, it would take all day every day for the rest of his life to read all the waffle on here, has no-one heard of emails, although here I am waffling away too, and I have enjoyed reading the notes, although i feel less and less like a fan, you lot have done everything, seen everything and been everything to do with Joe .......all hail you all. My ambitions

1. Get on the fan web.site - yeah done it 2. See Joe in concert :) Is it just a dream 3. Shake his hand and say thanks....now your just being silly!!

Jaycee - what can I say ..thanks Zenfish - sorry you've had a rough time in life

I must be losing my mind cos I'm coming back for more!!

Joe

So good to see you post on here. We all LOVE your work and we all appreciate your whole crew cos without them, we wouldn't get this site, see you in concert (not that I have yet, but I'm workin on it), or have your fantastic albums to listen to, so thank them all (i'm sure you will cos I hear your a nice guy!). Very much appreciation to you, for taking an interest in at least one or two of your fans, imagine if Jimmi H had written a note to you!!!! Mybe when you are old you will get the time to see all the wonderful messages for you on here, it's just a shame some of them go to waste, ah well that's the life of a fan I guess.

Satchfans - don't you just hate it when your son goes on your computer and the next thing you know, all you've got left is a wallpaper! - OK it was of Joe, but hey I'd only just got the internet - thanks son!! TAKE THIS AS A WARNING ALL OF YOU - good job I did have the time to order a new computer on ebay - phew - so here I am again and boy oh boy can't believe how posts have gone on here in a week.

cheese101 - would luv 2 see a photo of you in fancy dress, sounds great fun. I love going to work in fancy dress myself, just may go as a satch fan myself this year. (So far I've been Marge Simpson, a computer, a barbie doll and cinderella)

AussieRGman - loved slidin blues and crystal blues

SteeveeT - Harvest Ice is awesome really loved it - roll over G3 here comes SteeveeT!!!! Hope you make it big one day, I'll definately buy one of your albums..

Thinkin of the above two links I bet there are loads of great guitarists on this site. How about givin us all a taste of your wares?

MariMariSRV - B4 I lost the internet I had a chance to look at the photo gallery, there are lots of great pictures but I thought yours were the greatest, I used one as a wallpaper (hope you don't mind!) - I have to say if I was the jealous type I'd be jealous of you - but I'm not the jealous type, so I just glad so many satch fans have had the chance to be so close to Joe. With regards to favourite Joe songs, that is just an IMPOSSIBLE TASK, there is no way on earth I could pick one, every time I hear every track I think, "Oh, Now I love this one (next track) Oh, but this is great, (next Track) Oh, yeah but this is fantastic and so on until I've come to the end of all albums! Don't You? (OK I know you said The traveller was your favourite)

LucySorets - thanks for your lovely comments - I I think my first post like secret prayer was better - I'm still working on getting another copy of Seville 92.

Blue Moon - Liked the funny piccy cliccy - made me laugh

962 - You're lovely to everyone - that's fantastic - i hope you get the best 962 Porshe one day - you deserve it! Yes everyone has bad days and we all make mistakes and have our faults, if anyone thinks they have no faults - then there is their fault staring them in the face.

All in all JOE ROCKS, JOE ROCKS JOE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Big hugs - love you if you love Joe.

Satriella xx :)

Hi Joe,

How fantastic it must be for you! You have inspired so many people to pick up a guitar, How does that feel?

not only that you and Rubina are so strong together, quite a rare thing to have these days-yet another inspiration - How long have you been together?

It's so great that you talk to and help your fans out.

Your just one great guy, welcome back to the site and please come to the UK soon.....

That's what breaks a heart (not being able to see you play live)

Hi Lenne,

Welcome to the site, I no it meant the world to me that some1 read my first message so im here to say that i read yours.

Your english is great if a little yodaish which is cute.

Do you play guitar or are you just a fan of those who do like me?

Is there love in satchspace for a fan of guitar legends. Im searching on a new day for friends of the extremist, who attacks, slow and easy the engines of creation with a seven string devil's slide. am i the traveller going in circles on the journey singing a mountain song or am I sleepwalking on a starry night with a big bad moon up above and with only memories of seville 92 in my head? I believe I'm just in a mind storm with the crush of love in one big rush on a crushing day. Ok the chords of my life are strange!?... maybe im not of this earth....maybe I'm cryin tears in the rain for all my searching of satch fans, if I could fly to you I would, then you could just look up with hands in the air and say there is the forgotten Satch fan...... Until we say goodbye that's what breaks a heart:(

That should remind you of some wonderful satch tracks!!!!

Hey Joe,

I feel a song coming on - oh no that Hey Jude!!

Come to the UK, Come to the UK, Come to the UK, Seriously, I will go crazy if I don't see you live pleeeeeaaaase!!!

962 - what's this about your vibes? Did I miss a post of your tunes - play it again sam, would luv to hear your grooves, I bet there are loads of great guitarists on this site! Your good at answering questions, so tell me how do you get the idea for a guitar track title, is it just what you were thinking at the time, does someone say hey that sounds like.... what, I mean come on where does "Borg Sex, Hoards of Locusts, Gnaahh come from??? OK perhaps joe was having a bad day for that last one, and Satch Boogie has been explained but tell me?

JS100 - what about you, do you know and what is this CANADA EH!!!!! Thx 4 ur msg btw.

Yeahhhhhh I just ordered the G3 DVD - B ravin bout it soon.

962 - where are you did you miss my last post - here it is again - what's this about your vibes? Did I miss a post of your tunes - play it again sam, would luv to hear your grooves, I bet there are loads of great guitarists on this site! Your good at answering questions, so tell me how do you get the idea for a guitar track title, is it just what you were thinking at the time, does someone say hey that sounds like.... what, I mean come on where does "Borg Sex, Hoards of Locusts, Gnaahh come from??? OK perhaps joe was having a bad day for that last one, and Satch Boogie has been explained but tell me?

MariMari - by the looks of your photo's you already ARE their photographer - would you like to take some studio stills? A cover for an album would be nice I guess eh!?

js1000 - Canada Eh! thanks for the explanation - got something goin there Eh! I'm not part canadian Eh! but hey, at least you know there are some more canadian's in here, eh - even if their only part-timers eh! what does it matter though Eh, were all Satchites thats the important thing, Eh!!

962 - Wow and more Wow!!!! I knew there was loads of talent here, obviously not too many who are brave enough to show their wares, but i am so glad that you have - great stuff - love The Jester and Silver Rain, but unfortunately being hastled by teenage son, ah their wonderful things to av kids but right now, i want to listen to more of your stuff it's great.....really -----I knew you wouldn't let me down ...thanks for the explanation of how you name tracks.

SteveeT - Typical, the one album I haven't got!!!! I guess that will have to be changed.

I have a bass guitarist son waiting now so to the rest - keep rockin, cool idea Zenfish by the way.

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Hi Joe,

How do you feel to be such an ispiration to so many great people who have picked up a guitar cos of you! Do you listen to the links on here, if you don't your missin out - thanks for all you do ----- will thank you personally one day!!!!!

962 - Update on last message - Love Time Boogie (Oh I wonder where you got the idea for that title, hmmm let me think????) Seriously it's a lot of fun & Jugglin Karma you can certainly here joes influence in your vibes - that is no bad thing - in fact like joes, every time I hear a new one I think, "Yeah, this is great, (next tune) Yeah, no this is great (next tune) wait, this is great etc etc. You should go on tour - How about Sudbury as a start?! (OK I'm being cheeky, that's where I live) Oh, but if you do bring Satch with you?!!!!

Suzie - Thanks for the welcome, I'm sure I am no more enthusiastic than anyone else - one things for sure, I can't read music and i cant play guitar cos of it, although Flea (Red Hot Chillies) gets away with it. but hey, I'm happy listening to all the talented ones!! Do you play?

Suzie - Cool!

js100js1200 - What? I say Wot was that you say?

Rest of you Satchites - come on let us hear what you can do, I've heard sum crackin stuff from sum of the guys, anyone else call themselves a guitarist?

Hi Joe,

It's such a shame you don't get to see all the lovely messages in here for you, maybe the webmaster could print them off os you can read them whil you are jet-setting over the world. It must feel awesome to have a world-wide following.

js1200js1000

Intruder alert, intruder alert who is this Satchriella person?

js1200js1000 Eh, what I meant to say was thanks for the explanation, it kept the office busy and frustrated all day trying to work that one out:- Let me av one, leave me alone orrible were two of the suggestions. i'm glad I didn't offend you and you were swearing under your breathe at me, most of my stuff is said with good humour eh?! HHOK How do you keep an idiot in suspence?

Captain Steve - Intruder Alert who is this Satchriella?

@@@@@ @ O.O @ $10 reward if you bring her to me! o I see, I get your name wrong, so you do it to me, fair enough. Hey I'm glad there is another talentless musical person in here I don't feel so alone now - Thanks - I will get The Anthology ASAP.

962 - Your site is on my favourite list, only trouble is it knocks me out of here if I try and play your tunes at the same time - can't download them I don't think, I haven't got an MP3 (I was given one a few months ago, but I refused it saying I would never need it typical eh - sorry going all Canadian there) Anyway sorry if your download rating doesn't go up if I haven't downloaded them, but I will continue to listen to the tracks anyway! keep working away at those songs, I'm sure one day you'll have a good worldwide following - aim high!!

Love and Hugs to all Satriella xx

Hi Joe,

Up till the early hours, gettin some new grooves down eh?

So good to see you post on here. We all LOVE your work and we all appreciate your whole crew cos without them, we wouldn't get this site, see you in concert (not that I have yet, but I'm workin on it), or have your fantastic albums to listen to, so thank them all (i'm sure you will cos I hear your a nice guy!). Very much appreciation to you, for taking an interest in at least one or two of your fans, imagine if Jimmi H had written a note to you!!!! Mybe when you are old you will get the time to see all the wonderful messages for you on here, it's just a shame some of them go to waste, ah well that's the life of a fan I guess. by the way as below with Zenfishes idea - Is that how you go about creating a song?

Death cube K - Nice 1 "bowel Movement" I laughed!!

Zenfish - It's real interesting seein your thoughts on getting a symph together, all these thoughts on different movements with birds as the theme, I didn't realize there was so much to it all, dumb girl just thought you picked up a guitar and played till something good came out, but no there is so much more to it. Its so good to see it all coming together. I hope it turns out great for you, you've got some great ideas.

Hi Joe, "how you doin" - spending some missed time with the family I hope - nothing more important than that for anyone!! But between that I hope your getting down to some more stonkin tunes for us to enjoy. Did you go to Carle Place High School?

anyone ever been to a school re-union? They are the weirdest things, you see all these faces that you recognise but they're all grown up and ... oh it's too hard to explain how weird it is, you just have to do it. it's good if you can do it at the school you went to though, all the classes look just the same but seem to be in minature and it just brings back so many memories. (even if they were many moons ago!!)

962 - Can you download your songs onto a CD from the site you provided? I'm such a novice at this new technology stuff?

Delfino - Totally agree with the fire alarm thing - ours met its demise quite a while ago - hope you've warmed up now!

Blue Moon - Be honest your picture doesn't quite compare to Mari's cool shots - but hey at least it shows you were there, which is more than some of us. thanks for postin it though

Phyrdom - SAD!! Pick up a guitar instead!

Dean Gaspardo - listened to your tunes - Welcome home is very mellow, liked Tuff. Thanks for puttin the link on - keep it up. ZENFISH - YOU SPOKE TO ME!!!! I thought you hated me after your first post to me about the broom and all (thought you were implying I was a witch or something), thought I had more chance of getting a reply from Joe - Well, you've made my day now - thanks. Do you know how deep you are though? Your actually deeper than deep thought - did you come up with 42 as well? I hope you do do great things with the other great guitarists in here, count me and Captain Steve out though, we are talentless - well I say that, I could do a pencil portait of Joe on the front cover of your album of Satchfan music, I am good at that!

js1200-js100 - by the way meant to ask - will your nickname get longer the more guitars you get? :)

Oh - Dinners gonna burn if I don't go!!

Hi to anyone I missed hugs and love

js1200js1000 - EH cheeky, i did say the dinner was about to burn, I was in a hurry OK - we wouldn't want Delfino's alarm to go off again now would we eh? COOKIN EH!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Joe, Missin you in here and in the UK - come back soon!!

Bamber - Y not order your CD/DVD from here, I did - just click on the music tab at the top, then G3, then either the Amazon or Sony Link - dead easy!

Captain Steve - No offence mate, only mean't talentless on the guitar like me, every single person has a talent of some sort - not sure I want to know what yours is though hehe!

Dakook - Nice Advise, couldn't av said it betta myself!

Blue Moon - Hope to see your pics soon - post away

alexandrecaetano - É um prazer encontrá-lo. Eu vou lhe dizer o meu nome Sandy. that's my complete knowledge of Portuguese - pathetic eh!

962 - "how very dare you" say that you don't like some of your tracks - - take that back!!!!! Would I like a CD of your very talented stuff - eeeeeerrrrrrrmmmm let me think???????? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.HHOK

nathing would make me happier, no hold on a new CD from Joe would, sorry. But yes I would love one of your CD's to add to my guitar legends pile!!

js1200js1000 - Your easily pleased!! HAPPINESS EH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone remember rockin out to FREEBIRD - Classic track! Still rockin and air guitarin to that one! In fact, I think that song is what got me into guitar musac in the first place!

aussiergman- Egg Boxes work as great sound proofing - went into a music shop once with it - the sounds were deafening inside but you couldn't hear a thing outside - I had to go in and out a few times to believe my ears

AussieGman- Well done for caring for your parents, there are so many who don't even care about there parents. it must be hard if your not appreciated (know the feeling there, no matter how hard you try it's always wrong eh) Why not try writing your feelings about it down in a nice letter to them, explain how you feel, how they make you feel, that a little appreciation would go a long way - put the right way, it might make them stop and think about what you actually do for them? Try and let stuff that is not your arguement wash over you, you've got enough on your mind. Best to get yourself over the married woman though, just think how much guilt and bad feeling you would have if you split up a marriage? You really would be playin the blues!

CLARKY - clarky, clarky you should be playin and sellin outWembly stadium oooooorrrrrrsum! Space Time and Curvature Exotic - Fantastic finger-work - love the complexity and versitility. Our Blood in their Hands - There is so much passion and feelin in that! You can really feel what you said in the write up - Mutha of Muthas - done in a hotel roome eh (i'm just gonna have to move to Canada)? Did you trash it and have to get out quick before you could finish the song, just gettin into it and it stopped ooohhh. Best till last - PRM Boxter - what can I say -- if that's got warts in it then warts are beautiful things in music, scratching the surface? If that's scratching the surface then give my a full on gash to the core!!!! I have listened to that so many times now I've amost lost the pattern on the plate, figuratively speaking. you should be up there showing Joe how it's done, Ok maybe that's a bit over the top, but at least playing up there with him. You can tell can't you? I am BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR OOOOORRRRSUM TALENT. What's this about a second album? Does this mean I could get an album of your stuff somewhere - pleeeease tell me where?????

Hugs and Hello to all you others.

Thanks so much to SteveeT and 962 - Two more fantastic, talented people!!!

Joe,

You work so hard, we all appreciate it and salute you!

Just a quick thought - RE:copying music for friends------- A friend of mine gave us a copied tape of you about ten years ago, I probably would have never heard of you if he hadn't, and I don't have the money (2 kids eat it!) to just buy music, just in case it's good. However since that time, I have been a huge fan and I have bought almost all of your CDs and DVDs, so it works for the benefit of artists in the end when their music is copied.

SteveeT - Are there longer versions of the songs on your CD?

Anyone - http://www.holylemon.com/StarwarsSpoof.html

You will LYAO at this.