Guitarmeister - Stop it, your not helping, your still rambling (ooooooo look who is talking!!!) ONE album?

chromenewt - makes you sound slimy, from a pond and shiny at the same time, but it still includes slimy and from a pond! TheBob - sophisticated and cool - you choose :)

Joe - whats your best and worst mements on stage? We would love you no matter happened!!!!

Gotta have Joe - ANYBODY who wants to do anything goes through feelings of "I can't do it" and "I'm not good enough", but if you love it, let the moment pass and start again with more passion than ever! You will get there.

Blue Moon - Sympathies or should that be sniffathies or coughathies, whatever......colds just make you feel rubbish! Get well soon.

962 - Now you have spoken that's it - that will be my shopping list for the next time I go to the big town... probably won't be till january now though...still thanks to you I have hours of good listening...ahhhh what...oh no next door has decided to do some drilling...betta go put DT right now!!!!

Hi fellow satchites,

so what's the ratio for JOE actually being here? 1-1000? Oh well, we still luv im eh?

talking of Eh.....js1200js1000 haven't heard from you in a while, hope you are OK and haven't frozen your hands to a roof somewhere?

I have been feeling very sorry for all you US/Canadians with so much snow and cold weather going on, when all we have is...well...slightly chilly...that is until I watched the Seattle Philly game 42 nil whats all that about...no that wasn't the problem...two guys standing there with no tops on in the freezing snow...what?!!!! that's the problem....are they mad...well clearly they are....hope you are not all like that...you are going to need your hands to play your guitars...so wrap up OK!!!!

Keniko - Here is the recipe for a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster, taken from Zaphod Beeblebrox himself.

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink... but... very carefully and don't plan anything for the next week.....enjoy!

Happy weekends......

Oh forgot who mentioned them but Magic mushrooms...very dodgy....yep they taste awful, I remember I used to have to roll some in a ball, swig some lager and swallow the lot together quite a few times to be able to eat them...I got up to 100 but they had a bad effect....for months afterwards I would suddenly go into convulsions of a sort and black out, only for a couple of minutes, but it could happen anytime anywhere, happened right outside the copshop once, although to be fair the cop shop was only a few yards from the local pub so....anyway after that little episode I stopped doing mushrooms.

be careful out there....

Hugs Satriella xx

Mari - Sorry to hear about your car accident...sounds scary...speaking from experience it's the emotions that get mucked up for ages after more than any injuries. Hope you are strong....do me a favour and only go out of you have too...wouldn't want you to get hurt.

js1200js1000 - someone sounds stressed eh...sorry about the mistake..well done for looking after the viro eh!!!!!

ocps470 - Oh flip, I haven't been counting since the last one, must be about 3 thousand now though hehe...T2FTLJM sounds best to me!

962 - DT SFAM - What's his relationship to her?

Hi fellow satchites,

Peace&guitars - oooooooh yes!! OMG, on the edge of my seat, shouting Nooooo you can't do that! at jack this week, and last week he was funny, taking the mick out of Soya, haha he deserved it, what's gonna be special about the baby? hmmmmm by the way have you noticed how all the numbers feature in some way in every episode and everyone is in some way connected to one of the others? Clever stuff...luvin it.

PUBLIC NOTICE TO THOSE IN USA - DONT YOU DARE SPOIL IT, JUST COS YOUR ON SERIES 2!!

Cheese101 - Luv the recipe, cracked me up. I'm really not an orchestra person? I find it all a bit strange that you lot are hyped about one to be honest, guess I had better check it out, what were they called again...something about Siberia wasn't it? Here is something else to make you laugh from Mozambique:

WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Mozambique Ministry of Fish and Wildlife is advising hunters, hikers, fishermen and motorcyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work-related function to take extra care while in the bush.

We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any lions that might be close by so that you don't take them by surpirse.

We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

outdoorsmen should also be on the lookout for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit. Lion cub shit is smaller and contains berries and dassie fur. Big lion shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

enjoy your stay in Mozambique.

962 or any Dream Theater fan - My god, I just get more and more emotional every time I listen to Scenes from a memory, when he is reading the gravestone it just chokes me up....maybe it's just me but for years now I can be walking along the street and I will suddenly get a vision in my head of losing my daughter in some way and I'm in tears and I have to hurry home and give her a big hug...I just can't bear even the thought of it I luv her sooooo much she is just the loveliest girl....I digress OK I've read the lyrics but I still can't work out if he is the guy who shot her, why is it in his memory? confused.

I know there are some BIG dream theater fans here, so help me out pleeeease. By the way are all there albums like this and if I get some more money what other album of theirs should I get again?

Hugs Satriella xx

Hello!!!

ahhh very sad about Richard Pryor, I love his films, funny stand up man too, will have to get all nostalgic and watch some of his stuff...see no evil, hear no evil is a classic.

peace&guitars - what!!! I say, u wot!!! 7 series - no way!!!! boon/baby thing naaaaa don't think so...there has to be something special about the baby otherwise why were the other side after it and what about that palmists reaction eh??

Cheese101 - funny old small world - my son, Troy goes on this cool site boreme.com, it has funny vids and one of them, we saw ages ago was this christmas lights show on this house (probably the same one you posted from that other site, didn't look) anyway when I first saw it I though cool music and its the same song that plays you in when you go onto the Trans-siberian site. have to check them out if they come to the UK. EDIT - just checked it out yep, that's the same video

slanshroom - Umm I'm not sure if you read the whole notice on the lion - it was a joke? (although I'm not sure if it may have been a real notice) found it on boreme.com

SteveeT - link to window Makers Highway hmmm need a few more listens, it's very different I think I like it!

TheBob - Welcome back, hope you were not offended about what I said on your other name, this one is definately cooler though.

Warm Hugs to all especially JOE

Satriella xx

Hi Satchies,

Am I on something or do you all sound very strange!

TheBob - Bob for people that have an idea: what do you think about Musicians Institute in hollywood cali.? thanks WHAT?

FabLawyer of SBM What exactly is it I might desire FOR £10? WHAT?

PUBLIC NOTICE - no rude remarks about that last one thanks!

962 - WHAT? you don't know - Guitarmeister - help me out then please?

Slanshroom - WHAT?

TSO - I started to watch one but I got bored quite quickly, I do luv the one on the light show though. I will have another look now.

delfino - WHAT exactly are you doing? hope it goes well whatever it is.

Hugs Satriella xx

helloooooo.....

tap, tap, tap, tap.......

anybody out there?.......

kinda eerie in here.......

it's quiet....tooooo quiet.......

Hello people,

JOE - You have some absolutely loyal and fab fans!!! Your site is great and your playin AWWWWWSUUUUMMMMMM!!

Guitarmeister - I absolutely trust you when it comes to music, especially DT - Octavrium next, could be some time as I have LOADSA albums to get now I've been introduced to so many new guitarists.

Zincmaster - Dopey - naughty but LMAO and thanks there are quite a few on that list that don't apply to me...hooray I'm not all grown up just yet!!

Cuthbert - thanks for the links. Oh well 1,555 to 1 against and falling...........Zaphod is just a pal

Peace&guitars - I totally and whole heartedly agree. I hate it when people fight, there is no need, it makes me sad, especially when you see it on here.

mthead101 - Really luv that word now, I would use it on here but I don't want to steal your thunder.

FabLawyer of SMB - Ohhhhh thanks so much, as you know I have many albums to get at the moment, but will take you up on it later, I've got all my posts and replies on a word doc so I will highlight your one and get back to you later thank you.

slanshroom - thanks for the explanation.

cheese101 - Wish I could unscrew my head and put it on the floor!!!!!

By the way what exactly are Grammy's?

Hi guys,

Something to make you go hmmmm..

AL = Abraham Lincoln.......JFK = John F Kennedy

AL elected to congress 1846

JFK elected to congress 1946

AL elected president 1860

JFK elected president 1960

The names L & K each contain 7 letters

Both were particulaly concerned with civil rights

Both wives lost children while in the white house

Both presidents were shot on a Friday and in the head

AL secretary was named Kennedy

JFK secretary named Lincoln

Both were assasinated by southerners and succeeded by southerners named Johnson

Andrew Johnson who succeeded Lincoln born 1808 Lyndon Johnson who succeeded Kennedy born 1908

John Wilkes Booth who killed AL born 1839

Lee Harvey Oswald who killed JFK born 1939

Both assasins were known by their 3 names

Both names compiled of 15 letters

Lincoln shot at a theater called Ford

Kennedy shot in a car called Lincoln

Booth ran from the theater & was caught in a warehouse

Oswald ran from a warehouse & was caught in a theater

Booth & Oswald were assasinated before their trials

A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe MD

A week before Kennedy was shot he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh!!! I'm sure most of you guys knew all this being in the US but I thought it was interesting.

Hugs Satriella xx

Me again...

SteveeT - HaHaHa very funny ...thanks for that but why do people get them and are there lots of awards for different things or is it just music?

mthead101 - That was a very nice thing to say thank u! I love all the names on here, they are so cryptic, gives people an air of mystery...well sometimes...theres nothing mysterious about my name...but yours...hmmmm...101 seems to feature a few times in here....hmmmm...I'm probably missing something very obvious.....probably the most famous Satch song ever knowing me...I'm hopeless at track names...know all the albums...shame on me I consider them all one big track in different parts...noooo not the tomatoes....errrrrgh!

Guitarmeister - Actually I haven't listened to awake all the way through, will have to sneak into Troy's bedroom and borrow that...thanks for the advise...you lot are great!!!!

peace&guitars - stop it!!!

js1200js1000 - always feel a warm glow of appreciation when I see your name come up...good to know your OK...you tend to worry when you don't see familiar names for a while....I feel good da.na.na.na.na.na.na!!!!

HAPPY WEDNESDAYS to you all especially JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slam-a-tocious hugs to you all Satriella xx

Hello Sweeties,

quick note...busy night

mthead101 - Oh no, your not mysterious any more.......but thanks...I will still give you an on-line hug!!!!!!

Michelle - It's true no-one was killed in the blast. Keep rockin on with the multi-tasking-aerobics and stay warm, I can't believe that I just popped up the shop and I didn't need a coat...it is December 15th isn't it...I'm not stuck in a time warp (I feel a song coming on!!! What a classic...sing along.."lets do the time warp again!!!!) am I?

Anyone else here just luv the songs from Rocky Horror?

Delfino - Hey your little room is so cool - how big is it? There is so much detail, it's great..hope you get top marks for it.

Keniko - Oh good, I wasn't seeing things then..re..wolf

Theforgottenboy - I'm gonna really bug you now...you want to know my favourite slow satch song...well...I just can't do it...I know it's lame but I do just love ALL of Joes stuff and I couldn't possibly put one track above another...how annoying is that...I've tried...honestly I have...but I love a track...then I put another one on and I love that one and so it goes on..pathetic...Crystal Planet is my least favourite album but that is the best I can do..sorry man!

Mornin, mornin....

Wow just got back from swimmin...good to be back there after my cold from hell...6.30 is definately a great time to swim...luvin it!!!

Theforgottenboy - The more I think about it the more intrigued I am by your question ....why do you want to know that?

SteveeT - Thanks for the grammy link - JOE should get a LEGEND grammy I think!!!! Winter migration is great you really get the feel of slow flapping wings on a long journey, fantastic.

Phyrdom - thanks for the tip.

Cuthbert - ooooooo hope all goes well.

Guitarmeister - Great news about the CDs (go away you little green monster, Im not jealous!!) Let me know what they are like...Strings...hmmm...is it a good thing or a bad thing that you go through so many strings technically? I mean is it cos you play them too hard, too long..using a stanley knife blade as a pick, is of course, is a bit of a bad idea..phaps you should stop that now :)

js1200js1000 - ENGLAND EH! ENGLAND EH! ENGLAND EH!!!!

PUBLIC NOTICE - I'm not patriotic in the least, I'm a worldwidean, by that I mean we are all the same. The above reference ENGLAND EH was a joke!

Hugs to all Satriella xx

OMG Just found this story on the BBC News:

officials in the Brazilian town of Biritiba Mirim, 70km (45 miles) east of Sao Paulo, have gone far beyond that.

They plan to prohibit residents from dying because the local cemetery has reached full capacity.

Brazil city proposes ban on death

The bill states that "offenders will be held responsible for their acts" Municipal regulations normally ban anything from smoking in public places to parking in certain zones. But officials in the Brazilian town of Biritiba Mirim, 70km (45 miles) east of Sao Paulo, have gone far beyond that.

They plan to prohibit residents from dying because the local cemetery has reached full capacity.

Mayor Roberto Pereira says the bill is meant as a protest against federal regulations that bar new or expanded cemeteries in preservation areas.

"They have not taken local demands into consideration", he claims.

Mr Pereira wants to build a new cemetery, but the project has been stalled because 98% of Biritiba Mirim is considered a preservation area.

A 2003 decree by Brazil's National Environment Council forbids burial grounds in protected areas.

'Ridiculous'

Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 inhabitants, not only wants to prohibit residents from passing away.

The bill also calls on people to take care of their health in order to avoid death.

I haven't got a job, nor am I healthy. And now they say I can't die. That's ridiculous," Amarildo do Prado, an unemployed resident, told local media.

The bill states that "offenders will be held responsible for their acts". However, it does not say what the punishment will be.

How funny is that!!!!!

Hey JOE,

We are still luvin you in here, I wonder just how many people you have influenced to play the guitar? It's an amazing thought, must make you feel good!!

Peace&guitars - BIG HUG for you, stay tuned in here though, friends play a big part in helping you through, even just knowing they are thinking of you....and we are!! HUG HUG

SteveeT - You do good!! Mystical March another masterpiece.

SquishyVicky - Luv that name!!

ZincMaster - Good thought for the day, it's funny i keep breaking that record too :)

962 - Just listening to The Jester again, there is definately something about your tunes that I just LUUUUUV, they are so upbeat..thank you.

Hi Ho - guess where I gotta go!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Peace&guitars - Whoever wrote, sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me was a complete idiot!! Wounds and bones heal but when your heart is broken by a hurtful comment it loads worse and sometimes never heals. I hate it when people say horrible things, especially when they are not true. There is a scripture in the bible that says something like there is one speaking thoughtlessly as with the stabs of a sword! How true that is. Some people say things without thinking and it really hurts. Actually there is another one that says that the tongue is like a match and it can set a whole woodland ablaze. In other words, a small comment can cause a lot of damage. Anyway, just remember there are a lot of people on here who care, and those who are being horrible will get theirs eventually,(not by you seeking revenge of course, just by life in general) just a matter of time before you will be laughing at them (to yourself, not in their face) for getting as good as they give! BIG HUG.

Hi friends,

keniko - thanks for your comment, sometimes when you write stuff, you know what you mean, but it's not until someone else reads it that you realize it could be taken a whole different way to the way you meant it, so I've amended my last post. But I know what you mean at the moment, I've sent my brother 4 cards in the last year, nothing from him, until I was going through a hard time (although he didn't know about it) then I get a call - why- just to av a go!!! I kept quiet, then just cried my eyes out when he had finished. Anyway the point is, I can sympathize. Absolutely treasure Cindy and the kids and do nothing to wreck the priviledge you have of having your own special family, do all you can to teach your children not to fight!!!

962 - Still listening to your stuff...of course I am...you don't tire of good stuff, come on, have you only listened to DT or Satch albums only once, of course not, you never tire of them, (hmm oops, yes you do and I've got the album to prove it, hmmm) well OK I never tire of them or you! Teaching your stuff to someone else, now who else did that...let me think...Joe someone I think!!!!!!!???? Duelling guitars eh, is it like on Crossroads? Come on...You must be nearly done now!!!! oooo...ooooo..wrap your arms up with mega bubble wrap while you ski...nothing, I mean nothing must happen to your arms or hands..break as many legs as you like...you don't play your guitar with them in some weird way do you...no...oh good..fine then..break them, but do nothing to your whole arm area..got that! ooo.....oooo..and have a goooooood time!! (never fancied that myself, go somewhere cold for a holiday? let me think....naaaaaaaaa)

Zinc Master - Hope you've broke another record today hehehe

js1200js1000 - Have a happy holiday too...lets face it any time off work is a happy time...I gave up doing christmas 10 years ago now, but I love spending time with my children and having time off work of course and just relaxing..great stuff, no stress, no worries fantastic!! Can't wait.

Michelle - You make me laugh :) Glad you read it, you do wonder when you post silly things if anyone bothers to read them, thanks for the proof, although thinking about it you do wonder if anyone reads any posts sometimes, so good to have an answer.

Well I think that's everything...oh no

Civgeek - Well done! Is that what your names about Civil Engineering Geek?

OK...happy Fridays everyone.

Hugs Satriella xx

Zinc Master - noooooo don't break your vinyls. OK they may be old but they will be worth a fortune to your grand kids!!! I've still got some old 78's!!! (they were my grans, I'm not actually that old) Someone said years ago that my copy of the Cramps - surfin bird was worth a lot back then...don't know about now...probably worth nothing...Actually I've got tons of records, I suppose I won't be able to play them soon, can you put things (yeah I know Der!! but I'm not very technically minded) from vinyl to something like an MP3 player? Do you like the Cramps by the way, wonder whatever happened to them?

Hi gen!!

peace&guitars - ahhh The Pogues, that brings back memories... we saw them when they supported King Kurt..a very memorable night indeed. We got off this obscure station in London (King Kurt had been banned from most places), we didn't need to ask which way to go cos there were people with buckets of goo and stuff on the train and when we got off we just followed this trail of eggs and all sorts to the venue, the bouncers stood at the door covered in stuff, looking bedragled and letting anyone in, anyhoo inside, the Pogues came on, all I remember is the lead singer or goofy not sure which, banging his head on a tin tray. When they had finished, everyone in the place split in two, we were in the middle wondering what the hell was going on, then over our heads all these plastic cups went flying while gary glitters record do ya wanna be in my gang was playing, then this guy lands at my feet with what turned out to be broken ribs from skidding down the floor which was soaking wet and on a slope cos it was an old cinema. Then King Kurt came on and the place went mad, throwing all the gunge everywhere...it was great....staggered home drunk and in a mess (OMG 18 years ago)

So glad your feeling a bit betta and good idea to take yourself away from the situation. BIG HUG

Zincmaster - i take it your not technically minded either.

Anyone else know the answer to the getting your vinyls on MP3 question? Come on 962 you MUST know the answer :)

Oh my goodness,

I just found the cramps and King Kurt on google search and they are still going!!! Oh you have to read the biography of King Kurt. I have that picture of them in dresses on my albums cupboard door...wow...I'm so excited...don't you just luuuuv this web thing...you can find ANYTHING...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE......I'm gonna go look for other blasts from the past...wow...this is exciting!!!!

No time for hugs

Congratulations 962 :)

You get a Gold Star errrrm actually no you get a Gold guitar pick for the biggest answer ever received!

Now guess what I'm listening to as I type this? (the eye of ra)I Feel a bit guilty actually cos I've got lots of T2J peoples music in my satch folder but I always click on yours, (Breaking the ice, I luv this one!) I can't help it, its great, you'll have to set up your own talk to 962 site, to get all your adoring fans comments!

OK Brain does not compute synchronized line in? (ooo Airhead yay) Creative Zen nano? Wave Audio? OMG I'm confused. So you can just plug your MP3 into your headphones socket and do it...is that what your saying? Or do you have to have a special (Revolve...weird sounds are in my head) music system for that? Anyway I haven't actually got an MP3 player, well I did have one but I gave it away cos I didn't think I would ever use it....Doh!!!!! (I see the light a shining one) Do you know what the software package is called for getting it onto your computer? (Juggling Karma - I can juggle its great fun!)

Wow, Husky sledging, now I wouldn't mind giving that a go, as long as I was snuggled up with someone else anyway, (powerhouse, gonna have to change the name on that one, makes you think of electrical goods, and I don't mean guitars, I luv this one too, it's a real cheeky tune) just in case of a crash, wouldn't want to be on my own in the middle of nowhere, what happens if they take a corner too quick anyway, are there seatbelts on those things! Oh I just remembered you have to be somewhere cold don't you, in that case naaaaaaa. (whoa The Jester, wheres the repeat button!) Wouldn't mind having a husky though, they are great looking animals. I've always wanted a Cavalier King Charles, they're so sweet. :)

Actually back to skiing, is it much like ice skating, I can do that, kind of, (Yay Silver Rain, does it sound like ...ooooh it's annoying when something is on the tip of your tongue, it was a comedy programme on the TV, (something like not the nine o'clock news maybe...I'm sure it sounds a bit like it, and the very first thing you hear sounds like something else as well, but I don't know what, which ruins it cos I spend the whold song trying to think what else it sounds like instead of enjoying the tune! See now Red square is on already!) I can skate, but I can't stop unless there is a wall nearby...splat !!!!!! Yep I can skate fine, I just can't stop..hmmmm not many walls when you go skiing...definately cross that one off my things to do then, oh well! Anyway I think I would be an absolute sure candidate for the hospital hehe. (feeling the heat) Talking of sure candidates for hospital, have you ever read The Darwin awards, they are soooooo funny, it is amazing the things people die doing, some people are just plain STUPID! (yay, yay probably my favourite tune TIME BOOGIE) Gotta go now, lunch to do.

Hi all,

Peaceandguitars - glad you on the up - lol means lots of love to me too, however I did lol when I found out what it meant on here, better than lmao cos I usually lmho anyway lol to you, take it how you like:)

Hi all Satriella here,

Just a technical question to anyone who knows (it's another Der, the answers obvious question)

When Joe does a guitar workshop, I take it that it is a kind of group guitar lesson?

The first place a tour date would go would be in the road section here, right?

He he sorry to be so thick guys :}

Hugs Satriella xx

Hi Guys,

wow just watched top of the pops, I can't remember who posted it - was it you lucy or michelle anyway the JCB cute kiddy song is number 1 - I think you had a part to play there. Anyway that wasn't the wow part the wow part was Green Day playing a gig outside, they did a good 10 songs it was fantastic - I love Green day anyone else?

Peaceandguitars - LMAO = Laugh my Ass off LMHO = (what I would normally say) Laugh my head off - don't worry I had to ask too :) - just saw next bit of lost. I'm not so sure about Syeed or do I mean Locke, hmmm both a bit dodgy, we knew it was him all along that had hit Syeed on the head though.

SteveeT - Sit there in awe, yeah I bet they do!!!!!!!

962 - as above, and yes your doing something very right, very right indeed!!

Hello Slick16 - cool name, welcome to the site :)

and finally...............

100 posts for me!!!! CONGRATULATIONS AND CELEBRATIONS,

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Hooray - Never thought I would see the day!!!

and finally