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Hey Webmaster Jon....I don't know if you look after the myspace page as well but I really wanna put some of joes music on my profile....I need one of those little boxes with the add sign on....I managed to find one for Paul Gilbert...please help me get a couple of Joe tunes on my myspace page...I would prefer him...pwetty pwease!

Hugs Satriella xx

Hi Joe...how ya doin today....do you ever wonder just how many photo's of you have been taken?

BigBunny - OK OK I need your help...I finally after about a year of wondering got some Acrylic paints.....I am scared.....I don't know what to do now....help! I need methods etc....MCR...well if you know anyone who has had or has been affected by cancer then this song will move you to admire them to do a song about it...generally they totally rock out but this one is one of the most moving songs...

http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/m/my_chemical_romance/cancerlive_on_2_bill.html

close your eyes if you dont like gerard and just listen...

anibur - Oh cool yeah thanks....I actually got more videos....and I got more on my phone than on my camera but I can't upload them...

marimariSRV - Hiya honey....don't een speak to me about Vai....7 days in the year where I had plans that couldn't be changed.....I am not even having a holiday this year but steve manages to pick four of the days that I can't change to come here......grrrrr.....so that would be NO.....but I will at least see him at the London Guitar Show at the end of April.

juef - congratulations

Ovation1 - Red Rooster....now THAT'S what I am talking about! Jim and will...only saw that coz it was at the side of that PG Live video that was posted a few days ago by Tkdguy73 ....it cracked me up....but then Jim Carey does that to me....tha man is hillarious! Dumb and Dumber is a classic...the whole film is funny...ace ventura...etc

Joe Satrini - Next picture is for you!...in fact its now live in your email inbox!

Hugs to all...

and anyone and everyone who is going to G3...

Have the greatest time!

Satriella xx

Hey my friends....how are we today!

Huggin you muchly JOE!

Powerslave214 - Hey good to see ya....wow that really was a kodak moment....I hope its on you tube too!

Well I been busy wi me pencil again....don't know who it is...but its cool...dont cha just love a man in a helmet...mmmm

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2475771050084221824IGEHQR

Big bunny - Wow firstly Bono is fantastic and thank you so much for the step by step instructions....probably take me another six months to pluck up courage to actually try anything! Should I try a landscape or portrait....I guess it will have to be a joe wont it! LOL

njbeast - Love the CD....moments is a classic anthem...congratulations on writing it and playing it wich such emotion that I nearly cried! LOL no more POKER for you MR!

Clarky - on top of the world....no I am not I lost my little glittery guitar off my phone...boo hoo....

O O......did I tell you I LOVE Shredz at an Exhibition.....its Brill...even though its having to share the CD player with Paul Gilbert at the moment....but thats no bad thing....HAHAHA I am Satan makes me giggle so much...its just playing now....i mean such a tinkly tune with the words I am Satan....hahaha sorry yeah LGS here we come!

anibur - Oh yeah ....Joe will be here....later....Trying to get my MCR videos from my phone on the Pc at the moment with no success grrrr

clogger - hahahaha sorry bout that...yep its a curse that name thats for sure LOL sun is shining here...

BadNomad - hehe prints no I haven't but other people have.

joe Satrini - Oh my word if you thought that was funny....you will love this...its hillarious..Jim Carey as Vanila Ice...LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsr_lOv7A3c

Kayla - Hope that cheered you up a bit...special hug to you...make sure you tell your friend exactly how you feel about her like you did here!!

Hugs Satriella xx

You know if ever I am in an acccident or I die and disappear from here...I want you to know....

You are all great and I will miss you all....well not if I die obviously coz well I will be dead... but you know what I mean

THANK YOU JOE FOREVER!

HI JOE....Wow I had a mega cool dream with you in two nights ago....trouble is I woke up...BOO HOO!....however there was some blue on here yesterday so that was nice to see! huggy Hello to you!

Mag14 - Wow and Double wow for you...you get the post from joe and a mega backstage experience.

JS1200JS1000 - Oh my word.....have an absolute great time tonight....I remember that excitement myself aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh Eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarky - Hey I thought you were on the Gibson Stand all day....you wree gonna be the central point....dont you go movin around now! LOL and are space time and curvature exotic & prm boxter gonna be on the new album....do you know what I think they were the first ever tunes from other people on here that I listened too....so they are ol favourites! Oh OH.....great reviews from magazines on yer site...Oh my word you sooooo deserve them....and of course I still love your album....get it into your head its an absolute classic and you never tire of absolute classics....lets take an example...er....freebird thats been out 25 years ish....still a classic you never tire of hearing.....shredz will be the same!

mikesb - Wow you coming from Canada to the Guitar show....well keep yer eyes open for me....you know what I look like...http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=78816063 here I is if you don't!

BadNomad - Hope you "Poof" back to read this....thank you very much for your kind comments and for taking the time to look at my work!

audiojimbo - You really are an all round nice guy aren't you....helping everyone....good for you...hey I nearly called you last night....I was unable to sleep between 2 and 4 and at one point I thought...you may as well grab the phone and talk to jim as you are awake at this time....unfortunately I wasn't actually awake enough to get myself out of bed....sorry....LOL....so glad you like the DVD it is a great show....I hope you are on a quest to buy Steve's albums too now....though his do change very much from album to album.

BigBunny - Thanks so much for the email the pictures are great of you and Joe....grrrr.....so jealous...LOL not really...will get round to answering soon...and thanks for all the help with the painting....need to get some decent brushes!

Powerslave214 - aaaaaaaaagh what is Mojo? thats a question that has been buggin me for ages!

Eddache - Well done for recruiting another Joe fan! LOL

HrHFish - Welcome Back to you....I will leave the organizing us all to get together to you as you are so good at it....you got my number...118 118 hehe

Oh my word thats annoying....Ok the new song by Weird Al Yankovic's new video...stuck at the Drive-thru

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2015512141

Just after the middle after they have place their order they turn on the radio and is that a Paul Gilbert track or what....I recognise it sooooo much but I just don't know what it is.....it could be joe....but its not them playing it and so its really annoying me coz I know the tune so well but I just dont know what it is....

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS IT..PLEASE ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Joe ....well this has always been a special place to be...but now right beside me is the frame with you and me in the middle, me and jeff....ticket, vip pass etc etc and just one glance and I get a grin on my face....next to that is the poster from Jim....oh I so love sitting here now ...its my lil Joe corner LOL

Duke of Stiggy - You got to hold on to your sanity, there's just no-where to hide...I believe you can't type fast enough to keep up....GRIN GRIN

Clarky - Ooops LOL...YAY I posted a message on your forum...at least I hope I did....can you do one like this? Please!!!! Pweety Pwease!!!!! Oh niiiiiice geetar by the way

BadNomad - Working on a cool Steve Vai at the moment....I think I have finally got him right...

Ibanez guitars - Oh thanks....I knew I knew the tune well....thats a classic from my record ....oh showing my age here....collection! http://www.led-zeppelin.com/disc-lz4.html

Roffler - isgtb (what does it stand for?) is very and I mean very layed back ...so layed back its fell off the chair! same ol thing is too great still layed back though rain is great and is my favourite ....end of the day....pretty nice too! Now lets here you rock!

wasp2020 - You can never have too much to say about a gig with Joe in it....give us more!

cosmic_ape - hahahahaha that was a funny post to Clarky

js1200js1000 - Spill the beans...come on you know you have too!.....hey its great your baby is gonna know Joe even when its born!

OH MY WORD....SOME OF MY PICTURES ARE IN THE FAN ART SECTION!

Hi Everyone....

Ever wondered what celebrity you look like...go here...pop your photo and see...

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition.php

On one picture of me i got...

I got Daisy Fuentes, Mylene Farmer, Carole Vorderman, Tata Young, Charlene choi, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Albert and last and certainly least a person I cannot stand....tina turner!

I put in the picture of me and Joe....

I apparently look like Kirsten dunst, Uma Thurman, Carmilla Belle, Cake Blanchett, Jane Fonda, Lacy Chabert, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lucy Lawless

and Joe apparently looks like...sorry bout this joe

Lauri Ylonen, Veronica Varekova, Karl Malone, Chester Bennington, Denise Richards, Rosanna Arquette, Humphrey Bogart, (funnily enough it brought up the same picture that I drew of him) Charles Barkley and Matt Damon

Hmmmmm

Strange how Joe didn't come up looking like Joe Satriani eh...LOL

well give it a go and let me know who ya get....its a bit of fun Your picture and the Celebs picture comes up so you can see!

sometimes you think Wow that's uncanny and other times you think "WHAT!"

BadNomad - OK here ya go...here is my picture of Mr Vai

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2158447710084221824eXyZkR

I am none too happy with it to be honest....I missed lots of bits off the guitar...no i just missed lots of bits full stop, but I just cannot be bothered to do any more to it!

roffler - hahahahahahahaha that's a great title! The song....now thats more like it...hehe...but you stick to what yer comfortable with....like me....I should really try some paints or colours...but no I stick to what I know!

death cube k - Need you say more...need you say more....YEAH you need say more!!!!

PhryDom - thanks for the heads up on the newsletter...all signed up!

mikesb - oooooo what about the interview....what did you ask and what did he say?????

js1200js1000 - Well get it back off the cat...stick it in yer mouth and start talking!!!!! ooooooo I hope Paul sticks with the show when they come here!

Hugs Satriella xx

oooo I love rock too Mr Gilbert and Ovation 1 and Ibanez guitars....LOL

And I'm going craaaaaaazy
Joe and Paul are amaaaaaaaaaazin
And I know I can't go wrong when they play my favourite song
and now I'm going crazy
one song and I changed my plan
All I want is to be their fan

everythings a blur
but Im pretty sure they looked me in the eye
listen to their voice
haven't got a choice
Love em til the day I die!

LOL

Thoughts of the week

Hi Joe...hey do you think you will ever do any more songs with singing.....or any more like baroque...I love that!...Paul seems to fit in one classical kinda piece on each of his albums and I think that is just right....would be cool if you did something like that...maybe one classical and one singing and the rest guitar....what do ya say Joe

Ovation1 - Wow that is kinda freaky...I just wrote an email to an old T2jer who I haven't emailed since christmas....but who is a big Gilbert fan....and what did I say...i said i think i am gonna have top get that Young Dude album next....

When we went to London last week I texted him on the way and asked him what Paul Gilbert album I should get....he texted me back and said "you wont find any"....well I got into the HMV store and there were about six albums....inc Burning Organ, young dude and some others "so I am like ooooo which one"....anyway I ended up ringing him all excited on the phone...he probably couldn't understand a word I was saying really...coz I was jumping up and down with excitement having found some Paul and it was almost time for the MCR gig....so I was Hyper to the extreme!....anyway inbetween the hyperness we managed to decide on Burning Organ which is fab! but yeah to cut a short story long....Young Dude next....either after the Guitar Show or maybe AT the guitar show if they have that kinda thing there!

MariMariSRV - hey girlfriend....good to see yaz on the board....miss you round here ya know! I can't believe (thats oither words for o so jealous) you spend your whole life gigging....you are amazing....any new photo's???? thanks for liking the drawings...hey did you see Joe likes em too YAY!

Clogger - OK how on earth does food shopping inspire you to play guitar exactly? I mean a great photo inspires me to draw it....surely if you listen to some great guitar piece....you would be inspired to pick up a guitar...food shopping....how does that work LOL? Are you down or just unenthusiastic about playing at the moment then to ask such a question? Whats up?

Hugs to all Satriella xx

PS....did I tell you guys......I LOVE GUITAR SO MUCH!

ooooo no-one in the chat room......ever!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

SATRIELLA XX

Ibanezguitars - Oh my word thanks for telling us bout Gilbert....oh my word soooo excited!

Ethn Hayabusa - Oh did he? I am sure all of them have been used by one comedian or another LOL

ovation1- Oh my word....I got Gilbert Tickets .....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! Oh yeah other albums will be added for sure!

BadNomad - Awwww that's very kind of you to say so thank you!

clogger - I know how ya feel in reverse....I admire anyone who can play guitar! Awwwww big buck yerself up cyber hug from me then.....though I am sure listening to Joe all day will have done wonders....oooo that reminds me....only a few weeks till my Joe day with another fan....oooo wow looking forward to that...The black Parade will be a classic of the future....Gerard just puts his heart and soul into his singing! oh my word you should have seen it live WOW!

right OK must go now....

sat still for far too long

BOING

BOING

BOING

BOING

Hugs Satriella xx

Can't catch me today MICHELLE......

BOING

BOING

BOING

ner ner ner ner ner!

heheheheheeheheheehehehehehehehe

hahahahahahahahaha

BOING

BOING

Wolfie....i am coming to join yaz!

boing

boing

*dance dance...wiggle hips...roll hands round in a circle*

"got a ticket...oh yeah...got a ticket...oh yeah....paul gilbert...oh yeah...got a ticket"

boing

boing

boing

Oh my word I have actually fed the 5000 this weekend...two teenage sleepovers and 8 for a big roast dinner today...i am pooped....so much cooking....soooo much washing up!!!!....

ah well mcFly gig tomorrow...please stifle any laughter I luvs em....they are good fun and I will have a rockin good time so there!

audiojimbo - I nearly called you two nights ago....couldn't sleep...oh did I say that before or is this de-ja-vou.....hmmm well obviously I didn't quite muster myself out a bed...sorry....hope you are good though....hope you get the picture soon so as I can draw it for you....oh did the emergency get sorted now?

ovation1 - Oh yeah....very HAPPY BUNNY....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

Boing

Boing

Boing

I got my ticket..yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.....

I got my ticket

Oh sorry....flipped out there what was I saying...yeah i have no idea where it is though...the venue I mean

roffler - But I am scared....i am sure it is all going to go terribly wrong! I will look a fool!

hmmmm no change there then!

Goblingoddess - you are very welcome....glad it made you smile...made me smile too....I like things that make me smile!

ibanezguitars - awwww patience my friend....and keep a big on the net....did you try ticket master or going to the venue site?

alexandrecaetano - How cool is that having your own music store ....I would love that!

mthead101 - well the trouble with that is..as pablo says

"all the beautiful girls are INSANE!!!!!"

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BOING BOING BOING!!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHE

Hugs Satriella xx

Hi Joe....Oh my word I was just listening to you in the car...and youknow what....I WILL NEVER TIRE of listening to you....every time I hear you play...even though i've heard it a thousand times....its like the first time and I just love it....you are a class all on your own!!!

YAY gig tonight...I will be rockin my socks off!!!!

I had the weirdest dream last night part of which at the end was going on this wooden bridge over a large pond...I looked down and there was this chicken sized bird under the water standing on the bottom of the pond....then this other smaller bird kinda trod on it...it shook it off then stretched its neck up took a gulp of air and back to the same position...."wow Look at that, there is a chicken under the water!" I said....the person next to me said "don't be silly its dead" "No No I saw it get air" they had looked away....the chicken then moved along the bottom to the edge of the pond "look look there it goes it is alive" I said....the other person looked and said "oh yeah I see it" as it came out of the pond...but when it was on dry land it turned into a white tiger and then into a kind of horse and it disappeared into the undergrowth!

mthead101 - Oh my word....how are you??????? good to have you back!!!

Badnomad - you can't say ever had one of those moments you wanna kick yourself (and yes every day) and not tell us what happened now come on!

oh and the buzzing in your ears.....

SHUT UP!!!!!

lol

ibanezguitars - no joke otherwise I wouldn't have got my ticket now would I ....just keep your eyes on the sale very closely....you wanna be first in there.....although for the UK gig I think it is just first in up front on the day no matter when you got the ticket.

Joe Satrini - You out there?

Hugs Satriella xx

Webmaster Jon Firstly thank you again to you for this lovely site....I have tried to go on Steves site again and its just so complicated....I love it here...the way it is....so don't go changing it to those topic thingy's they are a nightmare!

Just a quick question....I was just talking to a guy on myspace who said he did a review of one of the gigs on here....by here I mean the T2J bit not the reviews section....so I thought right I will look up his name in the members section hoping that it would connect me to his posts but it didn't ....can that be done...I mean on here you can click on the ??? posts and they are listed....can that not be attached to the members name in the members list?

I hope that makes sense....or....

maybe we could have a little search for member on the T2J board....so if you wanna see what a certain person has posted you could just pop their T2J name in and then see there posts?

hmmm what do you think?

oh wow!

I just had an email from webshots...I get one a month...

my total views of my pictures is 9,983

WOW that's just about 10,000 looks...

oh my word thats amazing....course a lot of them are you guys....

so

thanks for looking!

wow

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

they rocked

they rocked

they rocked

they rocked

they rocked

they rocked

they rocked

THEY ROCKED!!!!!!!!!

THE HOUSE WAS PUMPING, JUMPIN EEKIN AND SQUEEKIN!

I have a new title of Crazy Car Lady....coz as I arrived and drove past the queue I had the music up loud ...great stuff turned the corner and got a car park space literally at the back of the queue!

when it had finished I had to drive past the front of the venue and there were some traffic lights that I had to stop at so again I had them cranked up and was rocking in my seat...

This morning I had a message on Myspace

"are you the crazy car lady? If so i love you" hahahaha

Oh yeah I am crazy car lady....

also crazy lady at the swimming pool this morning jumping around and singing and suddenly going

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh they rocked in the sauna

hahahahahaha

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

they rocked

THEY ROCKED!!!!!!!!!

Sorry just had to say that....boy I am soooo pumped and I was so near to them....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Hi Joe....

LOL big hug to ya!

Bad Nomad - Oh yeah me too! You gotta love the car chase

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPP9A9o7dQ

Awww they broke my watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW47o9GMnig

Great gig!

Oh how's about livening things up a bit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtqjmuUaYXA&search=black%20betty

Oh by the way....ouch that really was a sick moment of the worst kind....my word FRONT row....wow I could only dream of ever being front row....I mean I really don't know how people get those tickets.....so that with a backstage pass....ouch ouch ouch...I am not surprised you are still kicking yourself!

Slanshroom - Thanks for the interview...hehe....made me laugh the question....50 words...the answer...1 word...hehe

Clarky - Oooooo those hugs are really racking up! I am gonna be at your stand all day at this rate...LOL

Wannabe Rocker - Oh thanks for the G3 pictures they are great!

ibanezguitars - Try here for yer Paul Gilbert tickets...

http://www.salaparaninfo.com/resultados.php?domains=blog.salaparaninfo.com%3Bwww.salaparaninfo.com&q=paul+gilbert&sitesearch=www.salaparaninfo.com&client=pub-4422438978682759&forid=1&channel=1534086282&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&cof=GALT%3A%23ffffff%3BGL%3A1%3BDIV%3A%23333333%3BVLC%3Affffff%3BAH%3Acenter%3BBGC%3A333333%3BLBGC%3Affffff%3BALC%3A666666%3BLC%3A666666%3BT%3Affffff%3BGFNT%3Affffff%3BGIMP%3Affffff%3BFORID%3A11&hl=es

NJBeast - They are coming!

Hugs Satriella xx

Oh my word

Cheese101 - Did I miss something....are you leaving us...

come on now....don't make me more depressed than I already am...

Boy this is turning into a bad day!

SteveeT - Spill the beans....come on tell us all about it!

JOE.....Please come to the UK....tell you what....cut it down a little...instead of a G3....do a G1....just bring yourself...well and Jeff and Dave and Galen and Mick of course LOL

PLEASE!!!!

Cheese101 - Wow have a fab time....wish I could stow away in yer suitcase

Deefy - Welcome to the best place on the internet.

BigBunny - Hiya...well I went back to the art shop yesterday and got a big pad special for acrylics, two really nice brushes and a black paint...so I am getting closer to actually doing something....just got to find the perfect thing to paint first...don't know wether to go straight into a portrait...or try something easier first? what do you think?

SteveeT - Oh my word I am amazed...you must be hyped....I think you just said more in those two posts than you have the whole time I have been here...no disrespect...I just mean normally you are a man of few words...although a regular few words...but few....wow that sounded amazing....and you now have a well deserved high which is great...and the only guy watching how fab was that! Gee I am gonna have to get some Racer X stuff now...cant wait to see the pics of you Joe and the Chromeboy,,,you will post them for us to see wont you...FANTASTIC!

Ppo http://fios.stuarthamm.net:8080/ This is what Stu is doing!

Michelle - Oh right thanks for that....

gotta have joe - thanks for the cyber hug...I needed that! LOL How is your friend doing? How are you doing for that matter?

Joe Satrini - Yeah I know it was a resounding yes...but I think circumstances appear to have changed....still its not a complete no yet! There is still hope....there is still hope......repeat after me...there is still hope...now click your heals together three times!

Clarky - When will I arrive at the LGS....der.....when it opens! (subject to the train getting me there on time!) what kind of a silly question is that! Do you honestly think I am gonna miss a minute of it all...LOL...Oh and no I still don't like the forum set-up....it will be a rare occcasion that I am there! Sorry...but its the same for Vai so don't feel too bad....hehehehehe