Roffler - computer was all fixed tuesday....No songs from ya this morning though? Try again

Joe Satrini - Thanks m'dear

Cheese101 - YAY .....I got DreamTheater tickets too! not till october though! Sigh...wait...wait

Kayla - Big Hug!

punkdude - whatcha up to?

js1200js1000 - hows the babe x 2?

gotta go...

Hugs Satriella xx

Hey Joe....

Have fun around europe....especially Hyde Park!

slanshroom - Thinking of you and Tura sweety....hope you turn out to be one of the 24....the waiting must be excrutiating, I can't say I know how ya feel coz I don't, but I know it must be real awful, now the time to sing the blues huh? Give Tura plenty of TLC though, she is gonna need plenty of that right now, and give her a hug from me too!

Powerslave214 - Thanks for the silver surfer article

Punkdude75 - Silly Billy...I meant in the year that you were away from having fun with us guys! Thanks for checking out the drawings and bigger thanks for liking em!

Cheese101 - Nope...I have only really started gigging in the last year...starting with Joe! ...In fact I have done more gigging this year than I have done in the rest of my life...loving it....unfortunately all the standing tickets had gone by the time we ordered so we are seated up...top...closer than we were for My Chemical Romance though. wow so you had same position as me at the Paul gig....wow...its fantastic there isn't it!

njbeast - Mr Vai dancing with the reaper I believe..LOL Hey thank you so much for your support the other day...meant a lot ...really it did!

ibanezguitars - come on then...how did the rolling stones gig go? Tell all?

keniko - You should get your mural in the papers...send a photo in...with all this hype at the moment...you never know the papers may pay for joe to come stand next to it...then he can sigh it while he is there LOL

Hugs to all

Hi Joe....Hope you had a great time at Hyde Park...shame it was raining all day! Typical....

We will......we will Rock you!

latest drawing...not of Joe....of Ty Oliver ...he is gonna be on the front of Guitar World in the next couple of months...but I have got a joe one coming in the next couple of days...

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2384353170084221824GuNaTd

Powerslave214 - Thanks for posting that interview..great stuff...I love listening to joe...even when he is speaking.

aditikali - How did it go at Hyde Park? shame it was raining all day!

ibanezguitars - Well hark at you....sorry i took so long! LOL thanks for the run down on the stones gig...it was a little short...I mean come on...mine are three posts long! LOL again...hehe not surprised they got so much applause....they deserve it as you said just for still going at that age!....42,000....where were you standing....how far away?...whatever...sounds like a fantastic show!

COCIOLOVER - OK prove it! LOL welcome to the site!

njbeast - Aww thanks!

Clogger - Don't panic ...it's all cool!

I tawt I taw a silly puddy tat!!

http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/pfft.htm

Hugs Satriella xx

wow....look at these weird guitars I just found!

http://humorpix.com/images/1541-Weird-guitars-and-basses.html

Jeepers...ever feel invisible...just when you need a shoulder to cry on...no-one luvs ya...

no posts...

no emails ...(oh except one) well apart from delivery notes and confirmations and stuff...

no texts.....

no my-space.......

from anyone...anywhere.

well answer me this...mr no-body....what do you do when you keep finding womens clothing thats not yours in the house.....how many times do you sweep it under the carpet and say...oh well just one of those things....how do you stop your brain saying to you....other womens clothing doesn't just turn up...how do you stop your heart hurting like hell!

*sigh*

I need a hug!

Anibur - great pictures of the Satch man....love the one of him looking straight at you...fantastic and you were pretty close there gal!

Slanshroom - What were the results....are you OK? Is Tura OK?

Flacky Boy - sorry to hear you missed Joe after all that....rain really is a pain sometimes! Still maybe Joe got a whole new lot of fans....not good for you I know but still...

Hugs to all Satriella xx

Thanks to ALL for messages...

they really mean a lot...but I am lacking motivation to talk now...

except

Slanshroom - Your situation is worse....I feel for you....but glad the hospital hasn't contacted you....coz when its bad they do....so if they haven't then its gotta be good

see can't even talk straight...hope you get my drift

Thanks again all

not so much boing as bleaugh

Joe....if you are down...do you play your guitar better or worse?

Hugs Satriella xx

Oh my word.....so much to say...heads down here we go!

Firstly thank you soooooo much to the lovely talk to joer....who shall remain nameless, but you know who you are, who has been emailing, texting and even talking to me and who has played a major role in keeping my spirits up!

THANK YOU

But also all you others who have messaged me on here and sent an email...

THANK YOU....IT REALLY DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

But am treating the problem as a mistake....have forgiven and forgotten and moved on..

with the help of the above, some serious retail therapy and a couple of days at a hotel with my man for.....well lets just say getting close and personal again..but with added swimming, steaming, jacuzzi and sauna!

Satriella is SORTED!

njbeast - oooo great can't wait for the DVD YAY...thanks to you for text support too!

COCIOLOVER - er...where can you get all of joes cds...try the music section above, or a music shop or the internet....

ibanezguitars - Er....did I say fantastic review of the stones gig? Well it was....thanks for that....me thinks you have been trained by a little lady on here who tends to write big long essays about gigs....you know the gal I mean don't cha! LOL

aditikali - hope you had a great time at Hyde park!

Powerslave214 - thanks for posting that great interview

Badnomad - no I am not a doormat...but I am forgiving, and I think it may have possibly been a mistake anyway!

michelle - Thanks for your comment...I think there is a possibilty that they could have belonged to a girl who came to stay and see Troy, although she denies they are hers....putting it down to embarrassment!.....Think I just freaked to much because of previous unexplainable times....before the kids had friends to stay...so best swept under the carpet.

slanshroom - thinking of you....jeepers you got two things to wait for....webmaster announcement and hospital...er and were you per chance drunk when you said you would give me some boing if you were free! Cheeky!

jeremywills - oh thanks for trying to send another video....yew yew...bald head and beard...YUK!

anibur - Aww reading your review of Joe at Hyde Park made me wish I had gone....turned out to be a small venue for Joe....excuse me a minute....grrrr FLIP FLIP FLIP grrrrrrr stupid satriella stupid satriella.....FLIP FLIP....Ok sorry bout that...its out of my system....yeah crowd chant was a fantastic idea from Joe....we can really put our heart and soul into joining in....oh I am so pleased you got so close....its fantastic isn't it! HAHA yeah all those Aerosmith fans did miss the real talent.

cosmic_ape - thanks for the hug...I needed that!

SilverSurfer74 - thanks for the Brian May comment link...cool!

donnie_darko - Awwww your comment brought a tear to my eye....a good tear

cheese101 - DAMN....my life is good again :) LOL I did need support and you gave it thanks!

Clogger - You are a complete Star!

Joe Satrini - Thanks matey

Alexandre C - Fantastic ....wow glad you had such a great time...fab photos ...printed that one off to draw for sure!

Mikesb - Great interviews....er....but didn't you forget something....no mention of meeting the legend that is

SATRIELLA.....

OK so I don't play guitar....minor technicality.....but I am getting good at drawing them....I think you should do an interview with me and put some of my drawings on your site as penance! LOL

Dark Ripper - 400 miles....400 miles....wow what a fan...glad you had such a fantastic time...thanks for sharing!

aaaaaaaaaaaaagh running out of fonts

Hugs to All Satriella xx

Webmaster Jon -

Hugs Satriella xx

boingy

boingy

boingy

boingy

boingy

boingy

th....twang!!!!!!

OH NO!!!!

Did you see him??

Which way did he go?

this way........................................>

no that way <........................................

he is around here somewhere??

Must find him........

be devastated if I lost him.........

Love him muchly........

Here.....joey joey joey......

come on....come to your fan club now..........

If you see him can you let me know?

LOL

Morning everybody...

Oh my word...I hope its not a competition....coz that will mean everyone who is not in the USA will be tearing their hair out and screaming

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's not fair!"

Well I will anyway!

Clogger - Hope your computer doesn't die completely!

cosmic_ape - HAHAHA that would be nice....the chance for a real proper chat with Joe....I know when I met him....you feel guilty to talk more than a few seconds coz there are others waiting and the stare of the security guard puts you off too....so dinner with Joe would be fantastic!

michelle - Thanks, yep me too.

ANIBUR - thanks for the link to that great review, and the review you posted...I liked the phrase

real fans were in paroxysms of ecstasy

I know I was when I saw him LOL Thanks for the email too!

joe satrini - hollywood joe...hmmmm what WAS he doing! good to see you back on the board! but Bad that you can't sleep.

Jeremywills - you might like this in a star wars way

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/laser-fiction-p1.php

or this in a mike myers way....LOL

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/dramatic-look-p6.php

donnie_darko - karl logan is pretty good…even got the tight lycra…he could be big!

ibanezguitars - no....I don't do drunkeness.....I like to remember good times.......

hahahahahahaha ....this coming from the biggest goldfish in the pond! LOL

Zinc Master - YAY welcome back....whats been up? where have you been? busy researching more funnies to post on here....hopefully....you were missed!

McFee - Hope your arm gets good! Hope to see you back on the board soon!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

run

they're here..........................

dun.....dun......daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi JOE...

Satriella xx

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Er....anyone remember how long ago Webmaster Jon said 14 days to go.....must be nearly that now!

Hey is any other country having really freaky weather at the moment....UK is bonkers...we still in winter!

Don't cha just love it when you been ill and then you get better.....you feel more better than when you were better before....do ya get what I mean? LOL

Mikesb - thanks for the Gary Moore link it was a goody.....who did he used to be with....many moons ago?

Anibur - Thanks for the Hyde Park pictures they are really good....although the Joe ones were a bit dark....but there is one I may draw...surprise surprise! LOL

Ovation1 - Good to hear you spending time with the kiddies....but well said on the CD front and we all being together....nice lil family we got ere!

ibanezguitars - HEHE yeah I would hope so. I am sure my luck will change....it can't keep being this good....I was at a joe contcert and I was about...hmmm must have been about 15 rows back but I had a little plackard thing that I held up at the end of a song with Satriella written on it and and arrow pointing down and joe looked over at me and pointed, then he called me up on stage...he obviously said something but in the dream I couldn't hear what it was but I stood with my hands over my mouth and a shocked looked on my face coz I turned round and above Jeff and his drum kit on the wall was a big projection of one of my drawings....now that would be fab! Although just meeting joe again would be cool enough!

Clogger - er drop kicking yer computer...even though its rubbish...will not help! LOL

dream3 - yeah well said on yer knees!

Zinc Master - Oh now you given the game away....you mean you don't make em up yourself....I am deeply disappointed.....*laughs very muchly* good to have you back with us me friend!

JoeSatrini - Good to see you back too...how long have you used this name as an aka anywayz?

hugs

no

mega hugs

no

mega big hugs

no

mega big satchified hugs

no

mega big satchified with a cherry on top hugs

Satriella xx

Mikesb - I was only joshing with ya....but

thank you muchly....that is most bodaciously cool!

Oh and thanks for the box video...have seen it a while back....so glad I got his CD's...best buy of the day....did I tell you I got my free joe t-shirt from the guitar show...YAY

phyrdom - Oh yeah....a big ol clock thanks four days 18 hours...that answers that then hehe Hope you good sweety!

Clogger - computers eh...can't live with em can't live without em!

rygeldude - its everywhere...wonder if we get summer in winter now

dark ripper - very cool picture...did you just see him on the off chance...looks very casual....which one is you?

roffler - Oh yeah...thats it...thin lizzy...knew I knew the name TA!

mcfee-joe - YAY welcome back...good to see yaz here

mrscube - awww you must have read my waffle...well done...somebody loves me...I am touched LOL

nice chatting in the satch chat....hope you got yer tune finished al

hope you safe cheese

frying pan at the ready michelle LOL

Hugs Satriella xx

oh my word JOE please give me some advise!

slanshroom - What are you doing? What ya go change yer name fer? You bin slanshroom for ever...Why change it? what's the new one mean? glad Tura and the bump are doing good....what actually is a ecography? Is it just a scan?

Ibanezplyr - Wow does that mean you play all instruments then?

andy of uk - Nice Idea...but he has been there and done that! Well OK he didn't actually join the rolling stones as such but has played with em and he has definately been in Deep Purple for a while....i got a Video of it and a tape so thats a cert...actually I got him with Jagger too. (well they are borrowed not actually mine)

roffler - Are you kidding....you think I am actually gonna be looking at them....a football stadium full of faces...NO WAY I will look at the interviewer and my few notes (although I am not supposed to)....but thanks

anibur - Hope the hangover wasn't too bad

Cheese101 - Me thinks you need to read again....I said IF there was a medal for waffling I would be a gold medallist hehe....except I know I am going to loose all ability to waffle in that stadium phew....its just an interview about me helping someone that's all....nothing majorly exciting.....but see I can't take deep breathes coz I can barely breathe.....and as for pausing...me....satriella....pause...yeah right....like that's gonna happen....I was told you gotta speak slow coz if it's at all windy things happen....i don't know....but again...me....satriella...do anything slowly...

DOOMED!!!

I'm DOOMED!

LOL

whats worse is, if its his turn my son could well be on the official camera....I can just imagine him zooming in on my shaking hands or legs and laughing.....

Oh I feel a major illness coming on!

Hugs to All Satriella xx

slanshroom - welcome back! Satriella is never going in the wash she is mine for ever and ever! LOL

Johnny - Soz to hear all this....that's a lot to cope with....thinking of you!

Clogger - MEN....that's what's up....they are all the same....treat you like crud! give em your all....and they spit on yer face....

Do your head in......

Do your heart in.......

but the worst of it....they are like

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

they just do you in!!!!!

Just don't be friends with em....that's all

WISH YOU NEVER ASKED......

don't ask a woman whats up when she is really ticked off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

LucySorets - Oh my word they are the most amazing pictures of joe I have ever seen....pencil at the ready.....OH NO I already got about 10 pictures in my wallet to draw....aaaaaaaaaaaagh and Oh my word you met him on the street how fab was THAT.....oh thanks for telling us all about it....a much joy read!

Zinc Master - Sipping Vodka ....hahahahahha Oh my word that was a funny one Zinc......I love having you here....you always give us a giggle! Thank you

Ibanezplyr - WOW...how amazed am I

anibur - well the interview is only two minutes....so no time for sipping!

cheese101 - aaaaaah pre-coffee know it well LOL

Civgeek - and what is wrong with England then???? Give us some clue as to what you like?

Clogger - Much sorryness.....bad timing!

Now I got a dilemma.....its gonna be midnight here for the announcement.....must stay awake....

can I do it....

get so tired at 10!

*rummage rummage*

Pills

*rummage rummage*

Matchsticks

*rummage rummage*

Red hot poker

Ok that should do it....armed and ready!

keniko - Well that was just a tad more than a slight stomach ache.....see now this is the thing isn't it....a fine line between serious and just a bug....you never know do you. Now Mr keniko.....lifting restriction already ignored I see....you just lifted a finger to type that message....glad you did though...coz you know what that means...

BIG GET WELL HUG FROM SATRIELLA

Oops just thought a hug might not be a good thing in your condition....just have to blow you a get well kiss instead....

*purses lips....kisses hand....and blows*

there ya go!

jeremywills - ooooo hope those pins and needles go soon...and you get it....cool ...well not so cool kitties!

Kayla - ouch Headaches are the worst...can't do anything.....glad its gone sweety!

nuclearguitarman - Awwwww cute teddy....Oh and satch boogie was pretty good too and nice finish! LOL

Anibur – thanks for the Joe cartoon picture, I would hate that to be done to me....have you seen the ones on the fan art section...there is an old and new joe there

Ibanezplyr - So THAT'S what you look like.....cool picture...Joe looks very tired....cool surfing t-shirt....needed to have a black jacket on though so that the t-shirt shone through more.....is that your guitar?....where is it? Are they joes guitars behind you? Joe looks realllllllly tired.

Hugs to all Satriella xx

Aha.......logged on and counting!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

bouncy bouncy

boing

boing

boing!

boo hoo hoo....one hour later ....still nothing....

now haven't got a clue how long.....its 1am

I am tired

I am going to bed......

nice chatting to Joe Satrini, Dark Ripper and Sherby!

I am not a happy bunny

or a bouncy bunny now!

OH MY WORD!!!!!

Bouncy

bouncy

Boing boing!!!!

YAY....it happened.....

Oh my word soooooooooo excited

THANKS JOE AND JON!!!!!!

Please please though .....you will come to the UK on the tour.....please say you will....Oh my word a box set.....WOW

competitions....please please let it be a worldwide one this time!!!!

WOW.....

YAY........

Now I a happy bunny!!!!!

thanks

thanks

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAJOR MAJOR HUGS