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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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thanks for the chat in the chat guys n gals twas good!

Hugs Satriella xx

Thu Aug 16 '07 8:28:24 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Stupid Stupid webshots wont let me upload...they new and improved it now you press the button to find the picture you want and nothing happens and you can't get in touch with em

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If anyone knows where their offices are or knows anyone there...tell em to get it sorted for me please.

So

Hi Joe....Oh my word I hope you are having a fantastic time on this lil mini tour...i so wish I could be there and I really hope you make it over here soon...

here is the latest picture I drew, my daughter spilled orange juice on it but i managed to clean it off and salvage the picture...but you know Joe....I think I am getting worse instead of better....ah well guess I will have to try try again!

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/Satriella/Joe%20Satriani/?action=view¤t=YouCanTellHeisPlayingJoe267.jpg

Hugs ya muchly

Satriella xx

Sat Aug 18 '07 1:06:24 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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United Kingdom
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Oh wow....some fantastic review and lovely pictures...Oh my word I few there I could draw...

My next one is of Joe nude....

yes you heard NUDE!

LMHO

As in no sunglasses!!!!! tee hee hee

Anibur - Go to the road section where the gigs are and click on the little P beside the venue

alexandrecaetano - Aha all is now clear...gonna have to get me a look at those eyes some day!

gruskada - yeah I am sure done the right way, Reggae Joe would be good....maybe those all star people who did Dark side of the Moon should have a go

2 TON TESSIE - oooo sorry this is a little late but thanks for the update..Erik was a large one eh! Fantastic ...congratulations

roffler - Thanks roffler....you are a very caring person...but its OK I feel better now...

I GOT MCFLY TICKETS.....YAY...I all bouncy bouncy again!

axeshredderjc - Great pictures thanks!

illuminata - Same for you...how great to get em up there on the site what a thrill....ooooo I hope we get to see you on the video, how fab is that! Thanks for having a little bit of me with you and thank you for your kind comment on my latest drawing!

Captain Steve - HEHE...so unfunny its funny!

climber - you mean Jim? You wanna expand on that statement?

js1200js1000 - thank you for looking that's very nice of you! One day I will take my whole folder and show Joe them properly!

guitarman13 - I am so pleased for you ....and jealous of you...hehe...you got to talk to Joe on the radio and see him....those clouds are gonna have a visitor for quite a while!

Kayla - How ya doing sweety

SteveeT - Good to see you back here by the way....you wanna explain the lifeguard statement?

Ibanezplyr - I went to flickr and put in what you said but nothing...i tried your name too and separating..but nothing?

Do The Stu - 17 th show....17th show....Ok so you say by far the best sounding...do you mean not the best in some other way? Oh my word I hope he comes over here again soon! Fantastic to see someone else give a mile long essay LOL twas great to read...and yeah funny how your mind goes blank when your with joe!

Bruce999 - Tried your link it just brought up an error

DZach - Oh my word how cool is that....i know exactly whats thats like coz that was the position I was in for Paul Gilbert...its an amazing place to stand! I would have to agree with you on Joe being the nicest guy to meet and loving him more for it too! Well done on the arm wrestle!

Maximagnet - MP3 and Ticket and the ready...now all you gotta do is wait! LOL

Joe Satrini - Did it Yesterday = Re-doing it today! LOL get it!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh can't wait till October....

Dream Theatre 13th

McFly 15th

Oh yeah

gig city....

Come on joe....lets make it a threesome!

Hugs Satriella xx



Edited Sat Aug 18 '07 4:10 pm

Sat Aug 18 '07 4:07:46 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Oh my word...

guitarman13 - those pictures are

amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing!!!!

Michelle - Yeah thats a good picture too yep thats Do the Stu all right...haha I love that guy with the HUGE grin...that would be me too...

Oh and your son will we 16 what? Gallons, Pints, Litres, drips what? LMHO

Roffler - oh yeah that would be lovely thank you.

evbro - See Michelles picture thats him alright, tall white t-shirt glasses.

climber - Aha well then yep I agree I totally love the guy, cracks me up, totally bonkers...just a tad more than me!!!

Stevee T - Thats a long shift....doing what?

AmirK - Oh my word that could have been mega serious....so glad you went to hospital and got it sorted...I was so worried....now don't do it again! LOL Welcome back sweety

js1200js1000 - Frame em....sell em....No WAY....they are my babies and I love em all...I couldn't possibly sell em...no no no! I do wonder if it would be a little freaky for joe to see em....I mean I know he has seen some of em...but still...hmmmm...I guess he is used to seeing pictures of himself by now though...even cruddy ones.

Anibur - Oh thanks for the webshots info...except what do I do now aaaaaaaaaagh why wont my silly computer work with it then....help help....I hate it when technology don't work...especially when it was fine before.

Oh my word....I sooooooo hope I get in to see Billy Talent tomorrow....please please let there be a ticket tout outside who is not gonna totally rip me off!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Aug 20 '07 12:39:19 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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United Kingdom
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webmaster jon - WOW fab photos....finally some great ones of Galen....did you drug him first? LOL

Thanks for those....me feels a few drawings coming on!

Whoop de do....

finally managed to get me pics on webshots....clicked a random button and finally got in YAY...

so latest few if you haven't seen em....

http://community.webshots.com/album/550119904Tstkbw?start=48

YAY off to London tomorrow....see ya when i get back!

Joe Satrini - You are a mega star...thanks matey!

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Aug 20 '07 12:16:31 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Oh my word that was one of the best days of my life....

No time to go into it right now.....

But arrived without a ticket....about 15 people queueing....

Anyone seen a ticket tout I say...

No says a girl, but I want to sell mine!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Oh my word couldn't believe it!

Only small venue bout 150 totally mad moshing....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Billy Talent were amazingly fantastic....

all shared with a fellow Talk to Joer too

FANTASTIC!

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed Aug 22 '07 12:34:09 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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United Kingdom
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[b] Hi joe......wow how are you feeling ....twood be good to see you here on the board....

I hope you make it to the Uk soon.....I have packed lots of gigs in for this year....but they are only a fill in till you get here!

I just finished a new drawing...need to re-do the t-shirt but hope you like it...

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2901527380084221824kVzjdB

deathcubeK - hey welcome back!

njbeast - hang in there....good to see you back.....hope the darkness goes...Oh wait they have...justin left em didn't he? LOL you know what I mean....thinking of you.

climber - what did you do to your knee...sounds bad...how did it happen?

Do The Stu - Cool I see......to me if its live....the sound is great!!!!!! seeing Billy Talent on Tuesday was awesome...timny venue of about 150 I would say....you could just see right into their faces and sing all the words at em...awwwwwwsome!!!!!

js1200js1000 - Maybe one day...I would just feel too cheeky to sell any, copy or original....i mean its just a piece of paper at the end of the day.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh I still can't believe i got those tickets like that.....it was such a fantastic time....except I can't move my legs today...I am a cripple from moshing so much....at least with Joe and Paul etc that doesn't happen coz you just stand there in awe watching, rather than giving it some.

Wow it was sooooo good though...starting with Devil in a Midnight Mass was perfect coz its just coming in with a bang!

ooo did I post the pictures? It was really hard to take em coz well jumping and taking a photo don't mix too well, but there are some nice shots...

http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/558624963GwJqtK?start=36 http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/558624963GwJqtK?start=24

http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/558624963GwJqtK?start=48

phew...I think when we were in the fault...the guide...this is me and him Jimmi...

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2969157920084221824iYGgOI

said there was something like 3 million quids worth of stuff in the room....he did explain all the features of jimmi hendrixs guitar too that was cool

http://good-times.webshots.com/album/551583881mAHcyZ?start=36

wow this is one cool painting of Hendrix

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2646433600084221824igbHgY

must go...hugs to all Satriella xx

Thu Aug 23 '07 8:47:11 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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awwwwww just missed joe in the chat.....must get up at 5am in future LOL

Well I couldn't walk all day yesterday...but although painful I can walk a bit today...phew no major damage....right whens the next gig LOL

newfriend - OK where it has your name to the left of your post...it then says 9 posts or whatever...click on that and it will bring up all the posts you have done.

gruskada - yep received and answered.....wow I am blown away....THANK YOU!!!!

guitarman13 - OOOOOOH YEAH.....Joe looks great!!!!

ibanezguitars - glad you had a lovely holiday ...where did you go? haha better than ever....i thought they were getting worse! but thank you very much for your kind comment.

climber - Youch....no way....up to a year.....that sucks you are right...what bike ya got?

Oleboy - nice chatting with ya...stick around

michelle & cheese101 - that goes for you too LOL

Maximagnet - good to see you for real

Hugs Satriella xx

Thu Aug 23 '07 10:56:19 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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hey hey

The Air Guitar Championships are soon

http://www.airguitarworldchampionships.com/home

go for it guys!!!!

hey joe....have you ever gone in for an Air guitar competition?

Hugs Satriella xx

climber - oooooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.....

the bike's cool too! LMHO

Seriously WOW....I used to hang with the motorbike gang in our town....I wanted to be a bike mechanic...got the books and everything....but being a teenager I succombed to peer pressure...you know...but your a girl and all that...so didn't pursue it in the end...but anyway wow no wonder you are miffed that you can't ride!

Edited Fri Aug 24 '07 12:41 am

Fri Aug 24 '07 12:38:40 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Oh my word....

Oh my word....

I am just a tad excited....

I can't believe it.....WOW

Guess what guys......

A lovely talk to Joer called GRUSKADA has put my drawings on his Joe tribute website called Satchnotes.com....hasn't finished all the pages yet...but they are on this page..

http://www.satchnotes.com/joe_quotes.aspx

and the cool thing is every time you go into it...you get a different picture!

WOW...how cool is that....

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU GRUSKADA!!!!!

Oh my word.....amazing!

Its a cool site anyway....so take a look around it everyone!

Oh my word....

boingy

boingy

bounce

bounce

bouce.....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

wow!!!!

and breathe and breathe.....

YAY!!!!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Fri Aug 24 '07 12:33:19 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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So anyone going in for the Air Guitar Champss then?

Joe Satrini - Don't understand your message to me...but were you talking about

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

by any chance....to Michelle?

climber - yeah I thinks its all a bit more acceptable these days....but in myyyyyyy day...LOL

Pings 15 - Welcome to the board newbie! LOL

civgeek - You mean you expected school to be something great....hmmmmm you been mislead....LOL hope all goes well!

er Maximagnet…what are you talking about? Your last post makes not a lot of sense ya no!

Hugs Satriella xx

Fri Aug 24 '07 12:48:28 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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hahaha

spinal tap...

and on bass

and on bass

and on bass

and on bass

and on bass

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/spinal-tap-bass-players-p1.php

G.....er.....how many was that!

er

actually i suppose that should be

B....however many

B15....hahahaha something like that!

Hugs Satriella xx

Sat Aug 25 '07 12:59:13 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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United Kingdom
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I am in chat...

Hey grrrr I ordered August Guitar Player on 20th July....I just rang to see if it was in yet....oh no she says....they were recalled on the 18th July and we cant order em after that...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

still ........great interview and great picture of Joe to draw on-line anyway so there!

http://www.guitarplayer.com/story.asp?sectioncode=4&storycode=18908

or listen to him giving the interview...

http://guitarplayertv.com/index.html?req=1&station=joesatrianijuly07&video=gptv/artists/gptv_g07_satrianiintro

hahahaha Whats time code.....how many times do we do that...we pretend we know something .....then when whoever we were talking to is gone....we go WHAT? hahaha glad I am not the only one Joe!

Sat Aug 25 '07 4:12:56 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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HAHA....yay....satriella gets exactly what she needs again....in a funny way...

went to a gig of a local band called Carousel last night, (through knowing the drummer) but i was really miffed coz my muscles still hurt from moshing on Tuesday, so I really wanted to get into the gig...but I knew that I couldn't.....

Oh no I was wrong....it was a small pub and the setup meant that you could sit at the bar on a barstool and be on front row in front of the band! there was a lot more space kind of to the left and right...but still I had a great time, rocking out on me bar stool....

The great thing was that coz we got there early I had a word with the guitarist who knew all of satches stuff, big Steve, Paul Yngwie etc fan, so he played a load of satch before the set started for me.

He was a really good player, he did a couple of hendrix numbers in the set....the boy could sure play!...they did some great songs mixed in with their own....like all right now, don't stop me now, like a prayer, basket case, american idiot....Oh lots of real rock sing alongs but with some kicking guitar solos....twas a good night....Oh my word though there were a couple of drunk jovi look a likies came in quite late...and they were hysterical...after every song they were "got any Jovi...give us some Jovi" and there was just enough room between me and the band for em and they are doing the most hillarious air guitaring you have ever seen...how the singer kept going I will never know!

Anyway they are playing in our home town on Monday so may go see em again....they are supporting supergrass soon.

Awww Richard Pryor....he was so funny....him and Gene Wilder made a good team in films too....such a shame, the way he went...but thanks for the post Slanshroom!

Gruskada - WOW yet again thanks soo much!

anibur - awww thanks sweety!

Hugs Satriella xx

Sun Aug 26 '07 12:51:59 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Hi Joe.....you know there are so many good guitarists out there...trying to make it....don't you think it would be great to do a kind pop idol thing but for guitarists....scouring the country....letting people come and audition to find a great one....that would be a cool way to find an unknown for a future G3 don't ya think?

Randall - how comes ya look like a different person on every picture?

Joe Satrini.....where are you?

Kayla - you so quiet....hope you are good....how are things?

Maximagnet - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh I see why didn't you just say so!? LOL

Friends are great
Friends are fine
Friends are best when they are mine!

HAHA..... A little ditty that just sprang into my mind there LOL

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Aug 27 '07 1:51:39 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Hi joe....

I say helllllllooooo Joe

G'day Joe

Bonjoir Joe

Ola Joe

Gutten Tag Joe

Can you pull a funny face Joe......I wanna draw you in a different pose....I never seen you pull a really silly face...you know like gurning....funny!

Gruskada - Er I got IE7 but ....I got the not on yer site that says .....orange RSS icon: What icon, there is no icon if it is supposed to be under those words its only a white square with a red cross??

Mag 14 - Great pictures I love the ones with the lights/spotlights on joe....I couldn't get the one of I presume you and joe to come up but the one with you n Dave/Jeff is great....hahaha this one

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7595/hpim4181lg6.jpg

looks like Jimi Hendrix is on drums or conducting...cracked me up!

Ibanezplyr - aha I see...so they are all you then? LOL

Wench – nice pics but I was surprised coz by your Joe name I thought you were a girl...ooops sorry

hehe Hugs Satriella xx

Wed Aug 29 '07 1:39:56 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Wird place names..

1. Shafter (California, USA)

2. Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

3. Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

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Thu Aug 30 '07 12:00:43 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Joe Satrini and Anibur....

Was this the one??

http://www.ashdownsailing.org.uk/Images/summersong.jpg

LOL

Hugs Satriella xx

Thu Aug 30 '07 12:05:23 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Silly Quiz Answers....

QUIZMANIA (ITV)
Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'.
Contestant: Doctor.
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Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) . . . Doctor.
DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM)
Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?
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BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
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BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
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THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party?
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DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
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THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet?
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
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GWR FM (Bristol)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
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RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)
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RICHARD AND JUDY
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RICHARD AND JUDY
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er . . .
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Contestant: Er . . .
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MAGIC 52 (NORTHEAST ENGLAND)
Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?
Contestant: Erm . . .
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Contestant: 1965?

TBC

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:25:18 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
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SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)
Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?
Contestant: Six.
Tufnell: Higher!
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FORT BOYARD (CHALLENGE TV)
Jodie Marsh: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Team: Chedpit.

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
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RADIO 1 EARLY MORNING SHOW
Presenter: How many toes would three people have in total?
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NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ (BBC RADIO NOTTINGHAM)
Jeff Owen: In which country is Mount Everest?
Contestant (long pause): Er, it's not in Scotland, is it?

THE MICK GIRDLER SHOW (BBC RADIO SOLENT)
Girdler: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter 'e'.
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NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific

ROCK FM (PRESTON)
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta.

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NATIONAL LOTTERY
Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
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Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?
Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg's?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
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Caller: Er ... Mexico?
DOG EAT DOG (BBC1)
Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
Contestant: Enid Blyton

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

NATIONAL LOTTERY
Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?
Contestant: Basketball.

NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ
Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place?
Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor?

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.
PHIL WOOD SHOW
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er . . .
Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Presenter: That's close enough.

BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1
Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
Contestant: Ummm . . .
Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'.
Contestant: Shark.

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:32:03 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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hahaha

Bill Bailey ...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bill-bailey-police-sirens-p1.php

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bill-bailey-baggage-p1.php

haha bill bailey on Starsky n Hutch...he is a great musician really...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0&mode=related&search=

oooo can't wait to go see him....ah

ding!!!

(that's an idea)

must get waterproof mascara and tissues!

How about Whooley sheep?

haha michelle and blue moon!

Hey Amir......email me?

Hey Kayla....Hi sweety!

maximagnet - You HAVE to get this!

Hugs Satriella xx

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:58:11 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi Joe

WOW I had a nostalgia day yesterday....got my old records....yes RECORDS remember them LOL out for a while and went back to my childhood...there are three songs that just take me back to singing my heart out in my room with the volume up.....songs that I just love so much....but don't know why....but they just grab me..

Black Betty - Ram Jam

Wild West Hero - ELO

Prophets Song - Queen (well kinda the whole night at the opera album really)

I think that is the best Queen track there is...sorry for all the Bohemian Rhapsody fans....I mean it is fantastic....but I think Prophets Song is better!

Anyway What does it for you? What songs just instantly transport you back?

that goes for anyone else too?

Mari - Awww we are still thinking of you....glad you were lifted for a while.....glad they got the killer too!

Nathan14 Welcome to the site....but no....it will be spring before Joe Comes Back....I come to Norwich Every year....its just up the road! (well 2 hours drive)

BadNomad - Big Bone Lick State....I mean what do you think....are people just not thinking when they make up these names....or are they taking the mick and having a laugh! LOL

Who names Towns anyway!

gruskada - Flip...my stupid computer wont let me on your site now! GRRRRR....will try again tomorrow

ToraTora77 - WOW thanks for putting a link to my drawings on your site!

Zinc - Moving South cracked me up thanks for that!

Anibur - Was it the same Boat?

AmirK - Thanks for the email

JS12001000 - Hows fatherhood going?

Hugs to all Satriella xx

Sat Sep 1 '07 11:50:16 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Morning Joe.....whats in a name?

JOE

JUST

OUSTANDINGLY

EXCELLENT!

Gruskada - Yep it was a temporary blip....its fine today and even the little orange icon works! LOL....hehe I still clap my lil hands to see my name at the bottom of the page and one o my pics in the background....its just the coolest thing!

DeathcubeK - HAHA I was gonna take the mick when I saw the words.....but that sound in your head is actually sounding pretty good!

Michelle - Ah yes but what says yep that was my youth!

ibanezguitars - Oh I haven't heard that version....I like spiderbaits version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtqjmuUaYXA&search=black%20betty

Hey you got some cool songs there....and yeah I like BR too....who doesn't...I in fact went out of my house, singing it at the top of my voice, with my arms up in the air, and nodding my head appropriately the other day....closely followed by a teenage daughter telling me to stop it coz I was embarrassing her!

ToraTora77 - I think most people on here have seen em....coz I always post a link when I have done a new one...but thanks so much!!!!!

Maximagnet - ooooooooooh yeah! thanks for doing the CD's for me....it will be so cool to have queen on CD YAY!

Joe Satrini - I'm not I'm not doubting promise!!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Mon Sep 3 '07 12:14:19 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
1783 posts total | IP Logged

HI JOE!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed Sep 5 '07 12:16:44 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi all,

Well, the little tiny firm I work for has been bought out by a national company....so I don't know how safe my job is now, gotta roll with it though, no choice!

oh oh....need help with something that bugs me so much...

OK school of Rock with Jack Black...classic film

but there is a bit of a song playing in the background when they sneak out of the school to go to the audition, that I know really well from my youth, and it really bugs me that I don't know what the actual full song is....and yeah I know there is a list of the songs at the end, but I never did take any notice of song titles as such...so that doesn't help

its not this bit from the Led....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SyJkGlck4c

that's on the way back from the audition.

anyone know what it is?

KtZA - how did you bust your leg? Have all the fires died down there now?

death cube k - Sound, song....i knew what i meant...and yeah yeah I know a song has to have lyrics la de la...the point was its good!

Michelle - thats quite a list there, I guess if I sat and went through my whole record collection I would have quite a few too...children of the grave brought some memories back too..HAHA and my ding-a-ling.

slanshroom - top gear down south...hehe he was so scared!

Helicopterman - Hey welcome to the board, sorry to hear bout the accident.....is that wont be able to play guitar forever...or just for a while?

Hugs to all Satriella xx

Wed Sep 5 '07 11:23:13 pm Set this message as last read
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